Oct 25 2009
Two Chairs Broke…
…while I was sitting on them.
Both were unexpected tragedy, or accident.
Victim A – Chair 1.
One of its leg came off. Now it’s 3 legged.
After the first chair broke, I sat on another chair. But then the same fate happened to it.
Victim B – Chair 2.
This time it’s even worse – 2 out of the 4 legs broke.
So 2 chairs in the house are not usable anymore.
To seek justice for the chairs, the case must be investigated to find out what are the answer to this inhuman act! Detective Kenwooi can only come up with 2 possible clues.
Clue A – Both the chairs look old.
They were bought a few years ago. Almost all of the family members have rested their butts on them before.
So since they’re old, the probability of them breaking is very high. Are the chairs to be blamed? Maybe.
Reason B – The user got fatter and heavier.
Therefore causing too much pressure on the chairs, and unintentionally broke the chairs? Maybe.
After much thought, I’ve finalized my verdict…
The answer to this case is Reason A – The chairs are OLD!
The user is not fat okay? =)
The user is fat!!!!
LOL! Serious that the two chairs you sat on broke?? So ngam meh?
If 1 chair, then maybe the chair is old. But 2 chairs!! The owner is FAT !!
Hahahaha, its obvious the user is fat~ xDDDD
2 kerusi patah kaki?!!
hahahha XD
you surely made me burst to laugh tonight XD
consecutively?
cant be lah …….
hehehe. by a stroke of luck, or plain planned post? :)
nothing will cause by ‘old’. :P It SHOULD be because of fat! even if both are really old, still we need to apply the same Newton’s Law in this case. F = mg
Newton said, force is calculated by using mass data and gravity. not age and gravity. ahakz! :)
wahahaha! :D
slightly overweight bah ? XD
i say..what happen to yr tummy..??
go blogger united. godbless.
Wei… the FAT STOMACH looks kinda fake ler…
Gosh… just buy metal chairs man! Ikea got some nice ones too.
Regards,
David
Malaysia Asia
Hi…love ur blog la..nice content..nice picture..
haha..
1st, you’re fat, fact!
2nd, the chairs cheap..
huhu
followed you..
join my site too..k..
:)
haha..funny post again..nice job
Buy plastic chair lar, cheaper,
spoil already also not so tulan
:)
The chairs poor quality – made in China! LOL!!!
LOLz…ur fat stomach looks quite fake.!!
OMG! What have you been eating bro? 2 chairs broken? You should be on diet. :p
Anyway you should be really careful you know. You don’t want the nails to penetrate to backside right? So next time you’d better check your chair. :D
Yes-the first chair is old, No- the ‘fatso’ is fake. No-2nd chair whacked by Kenwooi to justify for a brand new set. haha
A closer look at the pictures, both chairs broke their hind legs.
You must have been rocking them! Bad Kenwooi!!
Ha3.. 2 chairs broke..
then probably Ur over weight..
Damn !
I never had two chairs broke at the same time.
destroying two chairs on the same day isn’t exactly normal. what’s going on, kenwood? :P
I was laughing looking at the pics. I thought you must have gained weight (no offense). The chairs look quite small in size though. Are they the normal chairs or those for the kids?
They might have broken because they cannot support the weight maybe. The legs looked quite skinny too hahaha!
One chair broke might be accidentally, but two chairs at once.. Wow.. *impressed*.. LOL.. It’s time to lose weight man. LOL
u need to lose some weight la..
or else we’l see u break more chairs..
haha..
What the tragic incident happen to you….lol. be careful next time
It must be quite traumatising to be sitting on such a chair. haha.
the recommended life span of the chairs produced by the maker is very chun! LOL. both died at the same time.
Time for user to go on diet before anymore chair break
OMG.. Mr J is growing now. getting be FAT. hehe. welcome to the club. hahha
hahahaha, are you sure the owner is not the reason? NGEK!
Hahaha..This is witty…GOOD one
waahhh need exercise …LOL
aiyohhhhhhh…kesian punya chair~~~ :P
Aiyoh… I think fat lah… how heavy are you now? Heavier than me ah? 1000 metric tonnes is it?
No. You just got a SUPERB 内功！ Just tat u cant control ur power :D
pity chair…kesian ;p
ken ken ken…
time to hit the gym…
xD
wahsei bro….u really can become investigator and lawyer…
CSI Malaysia!
i also think most probably is the Reason B lo….just admit it la…lol…OR…the 2 chairs have no quality at all lo…so easy to brEAK…BY YOU…HAHA
Hey, thanks for leaving comments, it’s like, so frequently =)
At the same time I feel a lil bad cuz I can’t really read much of your blog. the 3 big word… SPM >< and here I am, can’t stop blogging.
Take care =)
I guess you always sit with 2 legged chair right? hahahaha
Hehehe..what a tragic incident..are you gaining weight ken??its ok, cz i bet that u still in holiday mood..its ok to be fat, as long as u happy..hehe….
what is the chair made of?
what wood?
i have many wooden chairs in my house that are more than 10 years old already!
are you sure it’s not because the user is FAT?
lol
X)
No matter how you deny it, they are both trying to hint something >=)
btw its look like there is millions of hookworm inside. lol
* i doubt that was really a belly*
i vote for reason b
not the users, but the user is fat
which means, it is only u who broke it using ur weight
haha
jk kenwooi
hahahahahaha…..
i prefer reason b!!!
hahaha!!!! reason A?!?!
you must have been too lenient to judge. haha!
oh, i’ve linked you! =D
i’ve see people broke a perfectly moulded plastic chair….the joints are bad….old chair+fat user=ownage
Ken… anyone playing a joke on u? why 2 chairs broken a the same time.. :) nasib baik, u r not hurt…
lucky no one was hurt. LOL
my chair gonna break like tat also haizz
Man. Lose some weight
Lol! Fat ass
haha.. pillow in stomach.. very funny!
wow… den user not have super power, is kingkong!!! haha…
its time to get a new one! tamatlah riwayat kerusi buruk ini.. :D
Sit flat on the floor lah next time.. Japanese style mahhh..
wrong wrong wrong……you gatal lar…shake the chair when sitting right? hahhah rock here rock there :)
Hahaha you put pillow under your shirt? Haha
no no ..that chair is not old.. i still want to say that u need to lose some weight..hahahahaha
if you are fat.. then i am already a king kong… =.=”
Ya right, lousy chairs.
Haha!
Wuah! Yeng oh….LoL…
actually….in my life
i already broke a lot of things
my radio, chairs, pencil, pen, handphones, earphones(the most)
but the user is not KASAR.
can i say the quality is bad????
hahahhahahaha
nicdanic.blogspot.com
wow you sure do have a lot of commenters :)
haha judging from the pictures, i have to say i agree with most of the comments :P
Reason B it is!
Interesting post :)
yes dear… it’s always the furniture… never the user..:)
Oh my…you sure that you actually sit and the chair broke?? You didn’t break them with your hand right? LOL!
I think the owner is fat also,, haha..
HAHAHA I think reason B will best described the whole incident :D
how come u bcome fat like a pregnant lady? (O.o)?
you’re not fat, you’re just big boned =D
Hahaha… this is hilarious! Are u sure the 2 chairs really ‘patah’ by itself after sat by you?
My verdict: User too fat! hahaha…
lol funny post u gt there… hmm did u like sit on 2 sides?
plus it is old so it broke… haha..
Hahaha… See? Be a Thai Monk
, then you get a couch instead of your old chair.
Hi Kenwooi, ha ha. I too broke a chair with my weight. I am 197 pounds!
Not fat, still shapely, ha ha. Lee.
haha, the user is not fat but pregnant only mer~ XD
Aiyak….!!!!
Hehehhehe….
Its like a modern version Goldilocks n the Three Bears :P hehe
I think the chairs are not old and the user is not fat. It’s just that the user like to sit two legged or sometimes three legged. This will of course spoil the chair. Didn’t your mom teach you how to sit properly? Sit on 4 legs! : )
It’s not because of the chair..it’s because of the user..hehehe.. He’s not fat, but too many movements from the user..
lol, I can only admire ur house :D
it is time to burn the chair off….or u plan to fix it?
Hi Kenwooi,
Just visiting your blog. Niceeeeeeeeee….
As a Penangite, Im glad you’re happy at Fort Cornwallis.
The chairs are not old, but the weight did not recognize the chairs. Aggagagagga. Perhaps!
TWO chairs? Lucky fella. Can go buy 4D…
haha love your blog man! your stomach so big!! must go gym o!! stay in touch on my blog too.
http://www.brystudio.com
Just admit it.. you are fat already :P.
91 comments?!?!?! darn, you’re popular!
u could probably visit thereifixedit[dot]com , fix ur chairs and submit pics there :P prob get more traffic haha
oh. r u not going to lose weight then?
Hey kenwooi!
Lose weight =D
Oh yea, updated !
CYA!!!!
HEy Kenwooi!
hahaha, see i comment here le :P
P/s : I updated! :)
the legs must have been loose already
So, if really a pregnant lady or fat buddies sat on these chairs and fell…..
She can blame on you Ken….
Better be more careful when you have such guests in your house…
or rather you also need to investigate on your other furnitures..
Next time, when you have a family, do remember to buy a solid steel chair set yeah….he..He..
Anyway, it’s a great post!
By the way, congrats on the recent Unique Blogger award.
I know you definitely deserve this title…and more other awards to come.
Cheers,
Yoon See
wooden chair still ok.. i have broken two chairs in the office, you know those type of office chair with adjustable height and wheels at the bottom?? gosh~~
Mann… I can imagine sitting on one of the chairs relaxing and suddenly it falls apart. Hahas.
I am sure that’s not your tummy:-) So big!
reminds me of goldilocks tat broke lil bear’s chair :)
ur blog grow quite fast leh… envy u any tips?
haha… the chair throw it away, buy new for 2010
Yup…user is not fat. User is heavy!
Wukakax3