Two Chairs Broke…
…while I was sitting on them.
Both were unexpected tragedy, or accident.
Victim A – Chair 1.
One of its leg came off. Now it’s 3 legged.
After the first chair broke, I sat on another chair. But then the same fate happened to it.
Victim B – Chair 2.
This time it’s even worse – 2 out of the 4 legs broke.
So 2 chairs in the house are not usable anymore.
To seek justice for the chairs, the case must be investigated to find out what are the answer to this inhuman act! Detective Kenwooi can only come up with 2 possible clues.
Clue A – Both the chairs look old.
They were bought a few years ago. Almost all of the family members have rested their butts on them before.
So since they’re old, the probability of them breaking is very high. Are the chairs to be blamed? Maybe.
Reason B – The user got fatter and heavier.
Therefore causing too much pressure on the chairs, and unintentionally broke the chairs? Maybe.
After much thought, I’ve finalized my verdict…
The answer to this case is Reason A – The chairs are OLD!
The user is not fat okay? =)
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The user is fat!!!!
SW on 25 October, 2009 at 12:05 AMLOL! Serious that the two chairs you sat on broke?? So ngam meh?
Xiaopei on 25 October, 2009 at 12:13 AMIf 1 chair, then maybe the chair is old. But 2 chairs!! The owner is FAT !!
dragoncity on 25 October, 2009 at 12:18 AMHahahaha, its obvious the user is fat~ xDDDD
JustinH on 25 October, 2009 at 12:34 AM2 kerusi patah kaki?!!
hahahha XD
you surely made me burst to laugh tonight XD
Zala Wajik on 25 October, 2009 at 12:37 AMconsecutively?
J2Kfm on 25 October, 2009 at 12:45 AMcant be lah …….
hehehe. by a stroke of luck, or plain planned post? :)
nothing will cause by ‘old’. :P It SHOULD be because of fat! even if both are really old, still we need to apply the same Newton’s Law in this case. F = mg
Newton said, force is calculated by using mass data and gravity. not age and gravity. ahakz! :)
wahahaha! :D
malaya on 25 October, 2009 at 12:58 AMslightly overweight bah ? XD
darkprincerox on 25 October, 2009 at 12:58 AMi say..what happen to yr tummy..??
wenn on 25 October, 2009 at 1:10 AMgo blogger united. godbless.
kuyagani on 25 October, 2009 at 1:21 AMWei… the FAT STOMACH looks kinda fake ler…
woaini_87 on 25 October, 2009 at 1:49 AMGosh… just buy metal chairs man! Ikea got some nice ones too.
Regards,
jrhogan on 25 October, 2009 at 2:01 AMDavid
Malaysia Asia
Hi…love ur blog la..nice content..nice picture..
sofia on 25 October, 2009 at 2:14 AMhaha..
cullen on 25 October, 2009 at 2:23 AM1st, you’re fat, fact!
2nd, the chairs cheap..
huhu
followed you..
cullen on 25 October, 2009 at 2:29 AMjoin my site too..k..
:)
haha..funny post again..nice job
caLwin on 25 October, 2009 at 4:14 AMBuy plastic chair lar, cheaper,
Garfield on 25 October, 2009 at 6:12 AMspoil already also not so tulan
:)
The chairs poor quality – made in China! LOL!!!
suituapui on 25 October, 2009 at 6:57 AMLOLz…ur fat stomach looks quite fake.!!
candlelyn on 25 October, 2009 at 8:02 AMOMG! What have you been eating bro? 2 chairs broken? You should be on diet. :p
tekkaus on 25 October, 2009 at 8:59 AMAnyway you should be really careful you know. You don’t want the nails to penetrate to backside right? So next time you’d better check your chair. :D
tekkaus on 25 October, 2009 at 9:00 AMYes-the first chair is old, No- the ‘fatso’ is fake. No-2nd chair whacked by Kenwooi to justify for a brand new set. haha
CheaHS@n on 25 October, 2009 at 9:41 AMA closer look at the pictures, both chairs broke their hind legs.
heyzanie on 25 October, 2009 at 9:44 AMYou must have been rocking them! Bad Kenwooi!!
Ha3.. 2 chairs broke..
Syed on 25 October, 2009 at 10:29 AMthen probably Ur over weight..
Damn !
I never had two chairs broke at the same time.
destroying two chairs on the same day isn’t exactly normal. what’s going on, kenwood? :P
JG on 25 October, 2009 at 10:32 AMI was laughing looking at the pics. I thought you must have gained weight (no offense). The chairs look quite small in size though. Are they the normal chairs or those for the kids?
They might have broken because they cannot support the weight maybe. The legs looked quite skinny too hahaha!
ai shiang on 25 October, 2009 at 11:00 AMOne chair broke might be accidentally, but two chairs at once.. Wow.. *impressed*.. LOL.. It’s time to lose weight man. LOL
Laimay on 25 October, 2009 at 11:20 AMu need to lose some weight la..
Jan on 25 October, 2009 at 11:49 AMor else we’l see u break more chairs..
haha..
What the tragic incident happen to you….lol. be careful next time
tigeriban on 25 October, 2009 at 11:50 AMIt must be quite traumatising to be sitting on such a chair. haha.
ndcai on 25 October, 2009 at 11:50 AMthe recommended life span of the chairs produced by the maker is very chun! LOL. both died at the same time.
Hugo Lim on 25 October, 2009 at 12:01 PMTime for user to go on diet before anymore chair break
kathy on 25 October, 2009 at 12:37 PMOMG.. Mr J is growing now. getting be FAT. hehe. welcome to the club. hahha
Mr J on 25 October, 2009 at 12:38 PMhahahaha, are you sure the owner is not the reason? NGEK!
kentzai on 25 October, 2009 at 12:47 PMHahaha..This is witty…GOOD one
MRC (PETER) on 25 October, 2009 at 12:55 PMwaahhh need exercise …LOL
Aj on 25 October, 2009 at 1:00 PMaiyohhhhhhh…kesian punya chair~~~ :P
lisa717 on 25 October, 2009 at 1:44 PMAiyoh… I think fat lah… how heavy are you now? Heavier than me ah? 1000 metric tonnes is it?
Guo Zheng on 25 October, 2009 at 2:48 PMNo. You just got a SUPERB 内功！ Just tat u cant control ur power :D
Tony Wan on 25 October, 2009 at 3:11 PMpity chair…kesian ;p
Mantra on 25 October, 2009 at 3:25 PMken ken ken…
[rin] on 25 October, 2009 at 3:38 PMtime to hit the gym…
xD
wahsei bro….u really can become investigator and lawyer…
CSI Malaysia!
via on 25 October, 2009 at 3:43 PMi also think most probably is the Reason B lo….just admit it la…lol…OR…the 2 chairs have no quality at all lo…so easy to brEAK…BY YOU…HAHA
foongmei on 25 October, 2009 at 4:14 PMHey, thanks for leaving comments, it’s like, so frequently =)
Kim on 25 October, 2009 at 5:46 PMAt the same time I feel a lil bad cuz I can’t really read much of your blog. the 3 big word… SPM >< and here I am, can’t stop blogging.
Take care =)
I guess you always sit with 2 legged chair right? hahahaha
Tallboyz on 25 October, 2009 at 5:52 PMHehehe..what a tragic incident..are you gaining weight ken??its ok, cz i bet that u still in holiday mood..its ok to be fat, as long as u happy..hehe….
asu on 25 October, 2009 at 6:05 PMwhat is the chair made of?
what wood?
i have many wooden chairs in my house that are more than 10 years old already!
are you sure it’s not because the user is FAT?
lol
Arief on 25 October, 2009 at 6:12 PMX)
No matter how you deny it, they are both trying to hint something >=)
KSAboy on 25 October, 2009 at 6:42 PMbtw its look like there is millions of hookworm inside. lol
* i doubt that was really a belly*
lilacfla on 25 October, 2009 at 7:54 PMi vote for reason b
ikanstim on 25 October, 2009 at 7:55 PMnot the users, but the user is fat
which means, it is only u who broke it using ur weight
haha
jk kenwooi
hahahahahaha…..
aidi-safuan on 25 October, 2009 at 9:03 PMi prefer reason b!!!
hahaha!!!! reason A?!?!
AL on 25 October, 2009 at 9:55 PMyou must have been too lenient to judge. haha!
oh, i’ve linked you! =D
i’ve see people broke a perfectly moulded plastic chair….the joints are bad….old chair+fat user=ownage
ericlee on 25 October, 2009 at 10:31 PMKen… anyone playing a joke on u? why 2 chairs broken a the same time.. :) nasib baik, u r not hurt…
claire on 25 October, 2009 at 10:51 PMlucky no one was hurt. LOL
mech on 25 October, 2009 at 10:54 PMmy chair gonna break like tat also haizz
bloggerboy on 25 October, 2009 at 11:25 PMMan. Lose some weight
SL Wong on 25 October, 2009 at 11:34 PMLol! Fat ass
WayeYoung on 25 October, 2009 at 11:44 PMhaha.. pillow in stomach.. very funny!
kimmie on 26 October, 2009 at 12:07 AMwow… den user not have super power, is kingkong!!! haha…
bean on 26 October, 2009 at 12:10 AMits time to get a new one! tamatlah riwayat kerusi buruk ini.. :D
elaineyong on 26 October, 2009 at 12:30 AMSit flat on the floor lah next time.. Japanese style mahhh..
IndependentQueen on 26 October, 2009 at 1:39 AMwrong wrong wrong……you gatal lar…shake the chair when sitting right? hahhah rock here rock there :)
manglish on 26 October, 2009 at 9:02 AMHahaha you put pillow under your shirt? Haha
willie on 26 October, 2009 at 12:41 PMno no ..that chair is not old.. i still want to say that u need to lose some weight..hahahahaha
Nizaa on 26 October, 2009 at 12:55 PMif you are fat.. then i am already a king kong… =.=”
dolly on 26 October, 2009 at 1:28 PMYa right, lousy chairs.
Haha!
Shingo T on 26 October, 2009 at 1:30 PMWuah! Yeng oh….LoL…
Adrian Foo on 26 October, 2009 at 1:40 PMactually….in my life
i already broke a lot of things
my radio, chairs, pencil, pen, handphones, earphones(the most)
but the user is not KASAR.
can i say the quality is bad????
hahahhahahaha
nicdanic.blogspot.com
Nic Da Nic on 26 October, 2009 at 3:44 PMwow you sure do have a lot of commenters :)
Sharon on 26 October, 2009 at 3:47 PMhaha judging from the pictures, i have to say i agree with most of the comments :P
Reason B it is!
Interesting post :)
Blackswan on 26 October, 2009 at 4:15 PMyes dear… it’s always the furniture… never the user..:)
diyana on 26 October, 2009 at 4:35 PMOh my…you sure that you actually sit and the chair broke?? You didn’t break them with your hand right? LOL!
gypsy-on-the-move on 26 October, 2009 at 4:40 PMI think the owner is fat also,, haha..
Chris on 26 October, 2009 at 5:18 PMHAHAHA I think reason B will best described the whole incident :D
ween on 26 October, 2009 at 5:29 PMhow come u bcome fat like a pregnant lady? (O.o)?
Suraya on 26 October, 2009 at 6:26 PMyou’re not fat, you’re just big boned =D
yongwei92 on 26 October, 2009 at 8:04 PMHahaha… this is hilarious! Are u sure the 2 chairs really ‘patah’ by itself after sat by you?
My verdict: User too fat! hahaha…
jordan222 on 26 October, 2009 at 9:03 PMlol funny post u gt there… hmm did u like sit on 2 sides?
msheng on 26 October, 2009 at 9:18 PMplus it is old so it broke… haha..
Hahaha… See? Be a Thai Monk
AkiraSabine on 26 October, 2009 at 10:35 PM, then you get a couch instead of your old chair.
Hi Kenwooi, ha ha. I too broke a chair with my weight. I am 197 pounds!
Uncle Lee on 27 October, 2009 at 12:13 AMNot fat, still shapely, ha ha. Lee.
haha, the user is not fat but pregnant only mer~ XD
sirei/rei on 27 October, 2009 at 12:23 AMAiyak….!!!!
Hehehhehe….
IxoRa on 27 October, 2009 at 12:43 AMIts like a modern version Goldilocks n the Three Bears :P hehe
Alia N. on 27 October, 2009 at 12:50 AMI think the chairs are not old and the user is not fat. It’s just that the user like to sit two legged or sometimes three legged. This will of course spoil the chair. Didn’t your mom teach you how to sit properly? Sit on 4 legs! : )
foongpc on 27 October, 2009 at 12:54 AMIt’s not because of the chair..it’s because of the user..hehehe.. He’s not fat, but too many movements from the user..
Auddra on 27 October, 2009 at 9:48 AMlol, I can only admire ur house :D
chris on 27 October, 2009 at 10:52 AMit is time to burn the chair off….or u plan to fix it?
via on 27 October, 2009 at 10:56 AMHi Kenwooi,
speedrider on 27 October, 2009 at 12:32 PMJust visiting your blog. Niceeeeeeeeee….
As a Penangite, Im glad you’re happy at Fort Cornwallis.
The chairs are not old, but the weight did not recognize the chairs. Aggagagagga. Perhaps!
Faizal Azelan on 27 October, 2009 at 2:58 PMTWO chairs? Lucky fella. Can go buy 4D…
grace on 27 October, 2009 at 4:05 PMhaha love your blog man! your stomach so big!! must go gym o!! stay in touch on my blog too.
http://www.brystudio.com
Berry on 27 October, 2009 at 5:51 PMJust admit it.. you are fat already :P.
ladyviral on 27 October, 2009 at 5:53 PM91 comments?!?!?! darn, you’re popular!
hongyi on 27 October, 2009 at 8:32 PMu could probably visit thereifixedit[dot]com , fix ur chairs and submit pics there :P prob get more traffic haha
oh. r u not going to lose weight then?
renaye on 27 October, 2009 at 10:15 PMHey kenwooi!
Lose weight =D
Oh yea, updated !
MRNIGEL on 27 October, 2009 at 11:51 PMCYA!!!!
HEy Kenwooi!
hahaha, see i comment here le :P
P/s : I updated! :)
MRNIGEL on 27 October, 2009 at 11:53 PMthe legs must have been loose already
ayie on 28 October, 2009 at 2:50 AMSo, if really a pregnant lady or fat buddies sat on these chairs and fell…..
She can blame on you Ken….
Better be more careful when you have such guests in your house…
or rather you also need to investigate on your other furnitures..
Next time, when you have a family, do remember to buy a solid steel chair set yeah….he..He..
Anyway, it’s a great post!
By the way, congrats on the recent Unique Blogger award.
I know you definitely deserve this title…and more other awards to come.
Cheers,
yoon see on 29 October, 2009 at 7:40 AMYoon See
wooden chair still ok.. i have broken two chairs in the office, you know those type of office chair with adjustable height and wheels at the bottom?? gosh~~
[SK] on 29 October, 2009 at 11:06 PMMann… I can imagine sitting on one of the chairs relaxing and suddenly it falls apart. Hahas.
Syafiq on 5 November, 2009 at 12:40 AMI am sure that’s not your tummy:-) So big!
Joanne Tiew on 5 November, 2009 at 1:58 AMreminds me of goldilocks tat broke lil bear’s chair :)
kath on 5 November, 2009 at 1:52 PMur blog grow quite fast leh… envy u any tips?
iyouweblog.com on 3 January, 2010 at 11:20 PMhaha… the chair throw it away, buy new for 2010
Yup…user is not fat. User is heavy!
Ninja Coffee on 3 January, 2010 at 11:44 PMWukakax3
im not fat.. its jz that everyone else is shrinking..
now repeat the statement..
epulafea on 28 March, 2010 at 9:35 PM