Win Macbook and iPhone 3GS at kenwooi.com!
That’s true! kenwooi.com is giving out Apple products, for the first time!
Here’s how you can win yourself a Macbook and an iPhone 3GS. All you need to do is…
1) Follow kenwooi.com with Google Friend Connect
2) Promote kenwooi.com on twitter with @kenwooi included
3) Write a review about kenwooi.com on your blog
4) Take a photo of you with kenwooi.com

Accomplish these 4 tasks and the interesting ones will stand a chance to win wonderful Apple products. Easy right?
Go! Start now! The competition ends tomorrow!
No wait! Okay, sorry to disappoint you – but that was just a joke. Sorry lah, I’m too poor to give out such expensive stuffs.
But if you want, maybe this phone without an “i” lor…
Or Mathbook instead of Macbook…

Anyway, the point is – nowadays, many parties are giving out free Apple products, especially Macbook and iPhone, to lure innocent people to buy/eat/promote their stuffs. Marketing strategy huh?
One example was the McValue Lunch Blog contest, which I’ve participated with my McAwesome Burger entry but failed to win. Damn, I wrote so nice and I didn’t win.
They sent me RM100 voucher, instead.
What?! They didn’t let me win, but still ask me to eat their food? So not awesome…
Since then, more and more parties are giving out Apple Products too. Another one is Exabtyes’ Refer and Win I love Malaysia contest in conjunction with Malaysia’s 52nd Independence Day. They’re giving out 2 iPhones to 2 lucky people.

Then there is Digi’s Pimp My Broadband. They’re rewarding Macbook Air and Macbook Pro. And everyone is coming up with blog entries for it.

And now, KFC’s Happy Mornings is giving out a Macbook Pro and 8 iPhones 3GS to people with the most photos of themselves dining their KFC breakfast meals.

I bet some people will die-die every morning eat KFC just to win the Macbook Pro. Everyday eat, die faster you know?
Therefore you see, Apple products are so “HOT” in Malaysia that people can do anything just to win them. Many Malaysians will go GAGA over Apple products.
So I have a thought, since our Prime Minister is so keen on making 28310000*Malaysia to 1Malaysia, why don’t the government organize a contest that gives out Apple products too?
*Malaysia’s estimated population in 2009
It’s another way to instill unity among the races. Here’s how to participate:
1) Take a photo of you kissing people of different races
2) Submit your entry to 1malaysia.com.my
3) Collect points to win
You may submit multiple entries. But make sure they don’t contain the same person alright.

So there you go, start taking pictures of you kissing Malay, Chinese and Indian people. You can try Iban, Kadazan, Dusun and so on too! The more you kiss, the united we are, the higher the chance you have on winning the Macbooks and iPhones.
Dato’ Sri Najib Razak will personally hand you the prizes. Good luck!
P/S: No offense on the “kissing kissing” part okay? Just for laughs. =)














LOL…. nice post. Very “attractive” at the beginning.
Thanks for the entertainment and the funny photos. And,
F YOU for those jokes. LOLOLOLOL
Tony Wan on 1 October, 2009 at 12:07 AMon the day Najib announces givin out free macbooks.. it is the day Scomi dominates the world laptop industry…
TM on 1 October, 2009 at 12:08 AMSay no to all these! =)
waikeong on 1 October, 2009 at 12:09 AMhahaha! i want to kiss!
nesca on 1 October, 2009 at 12:12 AMsimply nice . :)
paran on 1 October, 2009 at 12:31 AMeventho I’m entranced by the Mac Air, but I don’t fall for those stupid gimmicks. Why? Coz that’s my job. lolXD
iPhone dis, MacBook pro that.. boring ler… n bsides.. who really uses a Mac? Everyone still use Windows
Derek Yap on 1 October, 2009 at 12:40 AMhaha…funny…
SW on 1 October, 2009 at 12:57 AMFunny post that you have that makes me reading on:)
Denesa on 1 October, 2009 at 1:02 AMThat’s my form 2 mathbook!!
Erlina on 1 October, 2009 at 1:14 AMhow did u get it?
I’m all puckered up. Any takers?
chris on 1 October, 2009 at 1:39 AMLOL i tot you’re like for real giving out iPhones. like geng nyer.. see see XD
stephy-nie on 1 October, 2009 at 1:54 AMLOL!! Personally I never take part in these sorts of things because I just don’t see how the prize will be delivered (w/o telling your address) and fulfilling the conditions is just such a trek. I guess people give out apple products cuz they are appealing even though so many have been sold around the world already.
Candice Chin on 1 October, 2009 at 2:31 AMrm100 or rm10? haha
A stack of RM10 vouchers = RM100. =)
Sophos on 1 October, 2009 at 2:40 AMlolz this is hilarious >.<
Jefferychan on 1 October, 2009 at 3:04 AMBut if kissing allows me to win a macbook or I-phone..
i dont mindd :D
as good as always :) I’m Lovin’ It :)
† ИICHOLAS † on 1 October, 2009 at 4:19 AMAiyor…McD sent you RM100 voucher, you also complain. Don;t want, send to me lah! Tsk! Tsk!….Ummmmm!!! The kissing photo – how passionate should it be? Must wear clothes or not? Muahahahahahahahaah!!!!!
suituapui on 1 October, 2009 at 7:06 AMHahaha
Funny Entry.
willie on 1 October, 2009 at 7:53 AMhhaahaha….ok lar got voucher oso good enuf lar…i never participate in these contest leh bcs i know i never win one….but i recently wrote something for the nescafe contest hahaha…..by the way click for me and make my entry the top 20 and you can win something from nuffnang also hehhee……win-win situation rite…
manglish on 1 October, 2009 at 8:10 AMHahahahahah! Kissing people from multiple races? Errrr………I can’t kiss Indian leh~ :p
Nola..joking~ No discrimation here ok!
Elaine on 1 October, 2009 at 8:28 AMvery interesting..
wenn on 1 October, 2009 at 8:42 AMApple products not good is it? No one buy until need to give free? o_O
ladyviral on 1 October, 2009 at 9:16 AMHaha, nice one!
I guess the reason is…
Caffery on 1 October, 2009 at 9:41 AMmajority of the Malaysian are not using Apple products (may be because of not affordable), so using Apple products as the prizes could be more interesting to Malaysian.
ya… good luck..cant wait to see the winner.
isleychang on 1 October, 2009 at 9:51 AMaiyoh ken.. i tot for a moment it was true..but taking a pic with u will be difficult..hahaha…
claire on 1 October, 2009 at 11:57 AMhey, btw, this is a very nice post u wrote.. great review!
Kenwooi – after reading a few lines knew its a joke where got such big froggie jumpin on the street. Sing along with BeeGees.. “I started a joke which started the whole world eating, But I didnt win that the joke was on me oh no..” & Osmonds.. “One bad apple wont spoil the whole lunch Wooi, Oh give it one more bite before you give up on Mac..” Bon Appetit!
CheaHS@n on 1 October, 2009 at 12:31 PMwah..kena bomb kao kao..
canon on 1 October, 2009 at 12:46 PMhaha ….i am about to write a post on you untill i saw the math book and phone without “i” ..
Lut's Dream on 1 October, 2009 at 1:13 PMi was like “WHAT?! REALLY AR? WHAT DUE DATE IS TODAY SOME MORE”
manatau, kena bomb kao kao… =.=”
O~\_ *fall down..
hahaha.. follow aud’s version..
dolly on 1 October, 2009 at 1:23 PMgood gracious. i suddenly thought i was reading from kenny sia’s blog. the first few paragraphs really woke me up though LOL
JG on 1 October, 2009 at 1:46 PMAn apple a day, keeps the doctor away. Won’t die wan lah.. Now.. let’s all start kissing! lol..
Merryn on 1 October, 2009 at 2:08 PMCis cis cis. LOL~
AaronWoolala on 1 October, 2009 at 2:38 PMBut kissing part sounds good. Wahahaha~
LOL! i thought it was for real. hahaha.
tammie on 1 October, 2009 at 3:16 PMlol….i thought it real….
tigeriban on 1 October, 2009 at 3:25 PMI knew it! I knew it! I know you are going to trick us again! LOL :D
tekkaus on 1 October, 2009 at 3:54 PMYeah! There are tonnes of contest right now! But…well…sometimes…the contest is just too rigid for my liking! The again it is a great place for those who wants to win something!
tekkaus on 1 October, 2009 at 3:55 PMso dissapointed as these are pranks…:(
Jeremy Yap on 1 October, 2009 at 6:45 PMbut nice post anyway :D
:D
wend on 1 October, 2009 at 9:49 PMaiya apa ini! haha.
renaelyng on 1 October, 2009 at 9:56 PMLOL what a catchy title @.@
bryanlyt on 1 October, 2009 at 11:06 PMhaahahaa…dats biznes lorh.huhu
aidi-safuan on 1 October, 2009 at 11:30 PMhahah u r funny, i laughed thru out ur post. i almost, almost wanted to go tweet abt ur blog until i read u were joking. oh well, at least u got me excited for a while :P
hongyi on 1 October, 2009 at 11:48 PMOMG! I really believed that! =.=
KSAboy on 2 October, 2009 at 12:27 AMCouldn’t believe this man…haha!! I’m not an APPLE fan but your post just lure me into reading the whole damn post..loL!! and a funny one!! thumbs up for your creative brain there!!
KianHin on 2 October, 2009 at 12:32 AMyou’re hilarious… hahaha.. let’s all kiss…
Daniel on 2 October, 2009 at 12:58 AMHey maybe some of them really giving out Apple products ok! Not everyone like u, cheating de =P Damn, I did thought it was real too .. =.=
Kissing different races? U want to be slapped with khalwat charges isit? LOL
Keng Huei on 2 October, 2009 at 2:00 AMDarn, I thought I would have the chance to change my old hp to iphone 3GS liaw. You gave me hope and took it away after few sentences. F that ok? LOL!
siawkia on 2 October, 2009 at 5:17 AMHaha..this is funny~
Joshu@law on 2 October, 2009 at 10:11 AMGood good. I want to organize some contests too… need to find some sponsors for those Apple products though.
Irenelim on 2 October, 2009 at 1:27 PMhahaha… this is funneeeee :-D
BoeyJoey on 2 October, 2009 at 2:14 PMgot stuff to win oow? xD
Renise on 2 October, 2009 at 10:27 PMi want a lappy~~~ ><"
Najib bagi Iphone? lol
a@ron on 2 October, 2009 at 11:30 PMKissing people of different races might pose a problem for me. How about kissing up to different races? I think I’d be good at that. :p
lina on 3 October, 2009 at 12:50 AMthis post suddenly makes me think that ur bored or desperate to post something up. lack the kenwooi blog quality. ><
sulin on 3 October, 2009 at 1:19 PMI thought can participate…. so attractive! but however, you did some attraction, any way.
min dfin on 3 October, 2009 at 5:17 PMawww. macbook. i wanted it badly but i m not going to try out the ways u stated. Hahas. Anyway it is hilarious =)
FiSh on 3 October, 2009 at 5:26 PMomg.. omg.. altho i am not in favor of your post, but i must admit it was brilliant.. hahah!! i NEARLY got duped to thinking it was real.. the though of calling you to find out where you lived to take ur foto flashed thru my mind!! LOL
maRCus on 3 October, 2009 at 5:53 PMI don’t mind you give me the phone…hehe
dragoncity on 3 October, 2009 at 6:53 PMYou’re still in form 2? ROFL.
mabel on 3 October, 2009 at 8:43 PMreally tot it was some contest :P , conNED!
darkprincerox on 3 October, 2009 at 8:58 PMActually can get free voucher also not bad lo.. hehehehe don’t be so sad oh~ :p
Happy Mooncake Festival! =)
aeiween on 3 October, 2009 at 9:54 PMyou are a form 2 kid??? lol..
khaiven on 3 October, 2009 at 10:46 PMArgh! I fell for it.
Mikha'el Kueh on 3 October, 2009 at 10:56 PMNow I realised, u got no chatbox anymore….another way to get more comments after getting tons of followers..well done..
Sam Sammy on 3 October, 2009 at 11:05 PMi thought it real
so dissapointed kena tipu ma..
i want participate in kissing part but amoi only ah
azwan on 3 October, 2009 at 11:43 PMMac products is simply heart tempting to win one geh! I also wan to win but not as lucky as you and others.
Tallboyz on 4 October, 2009 at 1:27 AMlol…thought that it was for real man…haha…
Dree on 4 October, 2009 at 1:31 AMgreat kinda post :thumbsup:
genial on 4 October, 2009 at 1:37 AMOh wow, so much to win, cool! Thanks for posting this!
Tes on 4 October, 2009 at 3:19 AMother than your and 1malaysia contest, the rest is betul betul punya iphone contest right? or i’m still blur? haha
jaowns on 4 October, 2009 at 10:36 AMYou are right, I also love Mac…
yoon see on 4 October, 2009 at 1:05 PMi want to win iphone 3Gs ler!!!
via on 4 October, 2009 at 1:14 PMand i was getting my hopes up whilst reading the first few paragraphs…
[rin] on 4 October, 2009 at 1:57 PMxD
btw, did you know you typed RM100 mcd voucher?
O_O
haha funny one…
anyway okla tu dpt RM100 mcd voucher…boleh tahan jugak untuk sorang makan ;)
cheedah on 4 October, 2009 at 2:01 PMhaha verry funny =) nak makan dengan siapa eh ..hehhehe
ishak hasimi on 4 October, 2009 at 2:51 PMU disappointed me. >< I tot i can win the iphone~!
gacky on 4 October, 2009 at 3:01 PMLOL.. you got me. =D
Nabil on 4 October, 2009 at 3:16 PMLOL…I’ve been punkd.. But it’s worth reading…hahah
Auddra on 4 October, 2009 at 3:34 PMWow. So good! Free apple stuff. Too bad i don’t live in Malaysia
Kristin on 4 October, 2009 at 4:14 PMWhat i meant was “free” apple stuff. Hehe =)
Kristin on 4 October, 2009 at 4:16 PMhey,tis is so true,recently i also found that there are alot of contest giving out prizes of Macbook & iPhone…haha..very good marketing strategy
Yanny on 4 October, 2009 at 4:28 PMquite “convincing” the intro part.. haha!
aiza on 4 October, 2009 at 5:49 PMbut..nice post!! =)
Join all the mac contests, win them all, and then can give away ma :)
Friedbeef on 4 October, 2009 at 6:12 PM‘Take a photo of you kissing people of different races’
khengsiong on 4 October, 2009 at 8:53 PM- I don’t mind if you can pay for a girl to kiss with me ;)
@@ i really tot i could win 3gs from ur site… =(
TT on 4 October, 2009 at 10:08 PMHahaha..
Siew Wei on 4 October, 2009 at 10:29 PMhaha this blog got many comments..eh keenwooi..got lil prob at sngle post..ur sidebar going to footer.haha
ala-mak on 4 October, 2009 at 10:31 PMeh sorry.. is it u put chatbox at footer?haha then nvm..
ala-mak on 4 October, 2009 at 10:32 PMfor a moment, i thought u strike lottery… LMAO!!!
vincent2903 on 4 October, 2009 at 10:34 PMYou had me there for a while…nice blog! :)
And I doubt we’ll be getting Macbooks and phones if we managed to instill unity.
Josette on 4 October, 2009 at 11:13 PMHahaha, good one Ken. I was thinking wither you are damn rich with nothing to do with your money or how the hell did you tie up with Apple to give out those prizes.
David
jrhogan on 4 October, 2009 at 11:53 PMMalaysia Asia
lol nice one!!
Jean on 5 October, 2009 at 12:07 AMtee hee.. very funny.
kimmie on 5 October, 2009 at 12:38 AM“What?! They didn’t let me win, but still ask me to eat their food? So not awesome…”
haha.. so funny ler..
Sherlyn on 5 October, 2009 at 12:48 AMhaha.. good one!! had me conned!!
i want to win prizeS!!! always late for all the competitions wan.. bleh
u seem to be doing pretty good for ur blog! =) so give us some prizes ya! nyek nyek
goingkookies on 5 October, 2009 at 2:14 AMDont just kiss, to be an instant winner, stick the tongue out :) Darn funny la u :p
Wilfred Yeo on 5 October, 2009 at 3:11 PMwa… so generous ar?
Chris on 5 October, 2009 at 5:52 PMCan I kiss angmo? Since kissing malay is illegal xD
Jz on 5 October, 2009 at 9:34 PMHi Kenwooi, ha ha, love your humour.
Uncle Lee on 5 October, 2009 at 11:42 PMHave fun, Lee.
hurmmm pic of kissing other races? I HAVE NO PROBLEM WT IT!! My bf is chinese and I kissed (tongue kiss) him ALOT. Bwahahahahaha.
IndependentQueen on 5 October, 2009 at 11:52 PMWuhuhu…… U make me cry.
but,So funny… :)
Adney on 15 October, 2009 at 5:49 PMhahaha, u make me so excited!!! but upset when continue my reading T_T
But after complete my reading, Im laughing,hahaha ^_^
shafwan on 15 October, 2009 at 11:58 PMceh very attract topic huh? kahkahkah.
good idea indeed! what we call hosw to get more participation on what are we try to do with people hehehe.
megat on 24 October, 2009 at 1:14 PMAww maaaaan….i really tot u’d be giving out prizes. What a cheap trick. *sulks* =X
Kissing to achieve unity. A very good idea. =) I second tat. hahah…
Yeap, i dropped by. Hv a great day ken.
joanni on 4 December, 2009 at 12:08 AMHa haha.. You r funny guy.. More funnier than kennysia….
zool on 4 December, 2009 at 11:13 AM*ahem girls… i am part Punjabi,Chinese and Kadazan. so if u kiss me u kiss 3 races. higher chances of winning… *lipsmacking. lol !
Malvinder on 13 March, 2010 at 1:02 AMhahaha, I thought what happen to you suddenly got sponsors to do that is it? :D
araleling on 18 March, 2010 at 7:53 AMMany are using that to attract others, so nice ah that one?
I hate Apple Products..
William on 20 April, 2010 at 4:12 PMI hate Windows7..
but
I love Windows XP..