Oct 01 2009
Win Macbook and iPhone 3GS at kenwooi.com!
That’s true! kenwooi.com is giving out Apple products, for the first time!
Here’s how you can win yourself a Macbook and an iPhone 3GS. All you need to do is…
1) Follow kenwooi.com with Google Friend Connect
2) Promote kenwooi.com on twitter with @kenwooi included
3) Write a review about kenwooi.com on your blog
4) Take a photo of you with kenwooi.com

Accomplish these 4 tasks and the interesting ones will stand a chance to win wonderful Apple products. Easy right?
Go! Start now! The competition ends tomorrow!
No wait! Okay, sorry to disappoint you – but that was just a joke. Sorry lah, I’m too poor to give out such expensive stuffs.
But if you want, maybe this phone without an “i” lor…
Or Mathbook instead of Macbook…

Anyway, the point is – nowadays, many parties are giving out free Apple products, especially Macbook and iPhone, to lure innocent people to buy/eat/promote their stuffs. Marketing strategy huh?
One example was the McValue Lunch Blog contest, which I’ve participated with my McAwesome Burger entry but failed to win. Damn, I wrote so nice and I didn’t win.
They sent me RM100 voucher, instead.
What?! They didn’t let me win, but still ask me to eat their food? So not awesome…
Since then, more and more parties are giving out Apple Products too. Another one is Exabtyes’ Refer and Win I love Malaysia contest in conjunction with Malaysia’s 52nd Independence Day. They’re giving out 2 iPhones to 2 lucky people.

Then there is Digi’s Pimp My Broadband. They’re rewarding Macbook Air and Macbook Pro. And everyone is coming up with blog entries for it.

And now, KFC’s Happy Mornings is giving out a Macbook Pro and 8 iPhones 3GS to people with the most photos of themselves dining their KFC breakfast meals.

I bet some people will die-die every morning eat KFC just to win the Macbook Pro. Everyday eat, die faster you know?
Therefore you see, Apple products are so “HOT” in Malaysia that people can do anything just to win them. Many Malaysians will go GAGA over Apple products.
So I have a thought, since our Prime Minister is so keen on making 28310000*Malaysia to 1Malaysia, why don’t the government organize a contest that gives out Apple products too?
*Malaysia’s estimated population in 2009
It’s another way to instill unity among the races. Here’s how to participate:
1) Take a photo of you kissing people of different races
2) Submit your entry to 1malaysia.com.my
3) Collect points to win
You may submit multiple entries. But make sure they don’t contain the same person alright.

So there you go, start taking pictures of you kissing Malay, Chinese and Indian people. You can try Iban, Kadazan, Dusun and so on too! The more you kiss, the united we are, the higher the chance you have on winning the Macbooks and iPhones.
Dato’ Sri Najib Razak will personally hand you the prizes. Good luck!
P/S: No offense on the “kissing kissing” part okay? Just for laughs. =)
















LOL…. nice post. Very “attractive” at the beginning.
Thanks for the entertainment and the funny photos. And,
F YOU for those jokes. LOLOLOLOL
on the day Najib announces givin out free macbooks.. it is the day Scomi dominates the world laptop industry…
Say no to all these! =)
hahaha! i want to kiss!
simply nice . :)
eventho I’m entranced by the Mac Air, but I don’t fall for those stupid gimmicks. Why? Coz that’s my job. lolXD
iPhone dis, MacBook pro that.. boring ler… n bsides.. who really uses a Mac? Everyone still use Windows
haha…funny…
Funny post that you have that makes me reading on:)
That’s my form 2 mathbook!!
how did u get it?
I’m all puckered up. Any takers?
LOL i tot you’re like for real giving out iPhones. like geng nyer.. see see XD
LOL!! Personally I never take part in these sorts of things because I just don’t see how the prize will be delivered (w/o telling your address) and fulfilling the conditions is just such a trek. I guess people give out apple products cuz they are appealing even though so many have been sold around the world already.
rm100 or rm10? haha
A stack of RM10 vouchers = RM100. =)
lolz this is hilarious >.<
But if kissing allows me to win a macbook or I-phone..
i dont mindd :D
as good as always :) I’m Lovin’ It :)
Aiyor…McD sent you RM100 voucher, you also complain. Don;t want, send to me lah! Tsk! Tsk!….Ummmmm!!! The kissing photo – how passionate should it be? Must wear clothes or not? Muahahahahahahahaah!!!!!
Hahaha
Funny Entry.
hhaahaha….ok lar got voucher oso good enuf lar…i never participate in these contest leh bcs i know i never win one….but i recently wrote something for the nescafe contest hahaha…..by the way click for me and make my entry the top 20 and you can win something from nuffnang also hehhee……win-win situation rite…
Hahahahahah! Kissing people from multiple races? Errrr………I can’t kiss Indian leh~ :p
Nola..joking~ No discrimation here ok!
very interesting..
Apple products not good is it? No one buy until need to give free? o_O
Haha, nice one!
I guess the reason is…
majority of the Malaysian are not using Apple products (may be because of not affordable), so using Apple products as the prizes could be more interesting to Malaysian.
ya… good luck..cant wait to see the winner.
aiyoh ken.. i tot for a moment it was true..but taking a pic with u will be difficult..hahaha…
hey, btw, this is a very nice post u wrote.. great review!
Kenwooi – after reading a few lines knew its a joke where got such big froggie jumpin on the street. Sing along with BeeGees.. “I started a joke which started the whole world eating, But I didnt win that the joke was on me oh no..” & Osmonds.. “One bad apple wont spoil the whole lunch Wooi, Oh give it one more bite before you give up on Mac..” Bon Appetit!
wah..kena bomb kao kao..
haha ….i am about to write a post on you untill i saw the math book and phone without “i” ..
i was like “WHAT?! REALLY AR? WHAT DUE DATE IS TODAY SOME MORE”
manatau, kena bomb kao kao… =.=”
O~\_ *fall down..
hahaha.. follow aud’s version..
good gracious. i suddenly thought i was reading from kenny sia’s blog. the first few paragraphs really woke me up though LOL
An apple a day, keeps the doctor away. Won’t die wan lah.. Now.. let’s all start kissing! lol..
Cis cis cis. LOL~
But kissing part sounds good. Wahahaha~
LOL! i thought it was for real. hahaha.
lol….i thought it real….
I knew it! I knew it! I know you are going to trick us again! LOL :D
Yeah! There are tonnes of contest right now! But…well…sometimes…the contest is just too rigid for my liking! The again it is a great place for those who wants to win something!
so dissapointed as these are pranks…:(
but nice post anyway :D
:D
aiya apa ini! haha.
LOL what a catchy title @.@
haahahaa…dats biznes lorh.huhu
hahah u r funny, i laughed thru out ur post. i almost, almost wanted to go tweet abt ur blog until i read u were joking. oh well, at least u got me excited for a while :P
OMG! I really believed that! =.=
Couldn’t believe this man…haha!! I’m not an APPLE fan but your post just lure me into reading the whole damn post..loL!! and a funny one!! thumbs up for your creative brain there!!
you’re hilarious… hahaha.. let’s all kiss…
Hey maybe some of them really giving out Apple products ok! Not everyone like u, cheating de =P Damn, I did thought it was real too .. =.=
Kissing different races? U want to be slapped with khalwat charges isit? LOL
Darn, I thought I would have the chance to change my old hp to iphone 3GS liaw. You gave me hope and took it away after few sentences. F that ok? LOL!
Haha..this is funny~
Good good. I want to organize some contests too… need to find some sponsors for those Apple products though.
hahaha… this is funneeeee :-D
got stuff to win oow? xD
i want a lappy~~~ ><"
Najib bagi Iphone? lol
Kissing people of different races might pose a problem for me. How about kissing up to different races? I think I’d be good at that. :p
this post suddenly makes me think that ur bored or desperate to post something up. lack the kenwooi blog quality. ><
I thought can participate…. so attractive! but however, you did some attraction, any way.
awww. macbook. i wanted it badly but i m not going to try out the ways u stated. Hahas. Anyway it is hilarious =)
omg.. omg.. altho i am not in favor of your post, but i must admit it was brilliant.. hahah!! i NEARLY got duped to thinking it was real.. the though of calling you to find out where you lived to take ur foto flashed thru my mind!! LOL
I don’t mind you give me the phone…hehe
You’re still in form 2? ROFL.
really tot it was some contest :P , conNED!
Actually can get free voucher also not bad lo.. hehehehe don’t be so sad oh~ :p
Happy Mooncake Festival! =)
you are a form 2 kid??? lol..
Argh! I fell for it.
Now I realised, u got no chatbox anymore….another way to get more comments after getting tons of followers..well done..
i thought it real
so dissapointed kena tipu ma..
i want participate in kissing part but amoi only ah
Mac products is simply heart tempting to win one geh! I also wan to win but not as lucky as you and others.
lol…thought that it was for real man…haha…
great kinda post :thumbsup:
Oh wow, so much to win, cool! Thanks for posting this!
other than your and 1malaysia contest, the rest is betul betul punya iphone contest right? or i’m still blur? haha
You are right, I also love Mac…
i want to win iphone 3Gs ler!!!
and i was getting my hopes up whilst reading the first few paragraphs…
xD
btw, did you know you typed RM100 mcd voucher?
O_O
haha funny one…
anyway okla tu dpt RM100 mcd voucher…boleh tahan jugak untuk sorang makan ;)
haha verry funny =) nak makan dengan siapa eh ..hehhehe
U disappointed me. >< I tot i can win the iphone~!
LOL.. you got me. =D
LOL…I’ve been punkd.. But it’s worth reading…hahah
Wow. So good! Free apple stuff. Too bad i don’t live in Malaysia
What i meant was “free” apple stuff. Hehe =)
hey,tis is so true,recently i also found that there are alot of contest giving out prizes of Macbook & iPhone…haha..very good marketing strategy
quite “convincing” the intro part.. haha!
but..nice post!! =)
Join all the mac contests, win them all, and then can give away ma :)
‘Take a photo of you kissing people of different races’
- I don’t mind if you can pay for a girl to kiss with me ;)
@@ i really tot i could win 3gs from ur site… =(
Hahaha..
haha this blog got many comments..eh keenwooi..got lil prob at sngle post..ur sidebar going to footer.haha
eh sorry.. is it u put chatbox at footer?haha then nvm..
for a moment, i thought u strike lottery… LMAO!!!
You had me there for a while…nice blog! :)
And I doubt we’ll be getting Macbooks and phones if we managed to instill unity.
Hahaha, good one Ken. I was thinking wither you are damn rich with nothing to do with your money or how the hell did you tie up with Apple to give out those prizes.
David
Malaysia Asia
lol nice one!!
tee hee.. very funny.
“What?! They didn’t let me win, but still ask me to eat their food? So not awesome…”
haha.. so funny ler..
haha.. good one!! had me conned!!
i want to win prizeS!!! always late for all the competitions wan.. bleh
u seem to be doing pretty good for ur blog! =) so give us some prizes ya! nyek nyek
Dont just kiss, to be an instant winner, stick the tongue out :) Darn funny la u :p
wa… so generous ar?
Can I kiss angmo? Since kissing malay is illegal xD
Hi Kenwooi, ha ha, love your humour.
Have fun, Lee.
hurmmm pic of kissing other races? I HAVE NO PROBLEM WT IT!! My bf is chinese and I kissed (tongue kiss) him ALOT. Bwahahahahaha.
Wuhuhu…… U make me cry.
but,So funny… :)
hahaha, u make me so excited!!! but upset when continue my reading T_T
But after complete my reading, Im laughing,hahaha ^_^
ceh very attract topic huh? kahkahkah.
good idea indeed! what we call hosw to get more participation on what are we try to do with people hehehe.
Aww maaaaan….i really tot u’d be giving out prizes. What a cheap trick. *sulks* =X
Kissing to achieve unity. A very good idea. =) I second tat. hahah…
Yeap, i dropped by. Hv a great day ken.
Ha haha.. You r funny guy.. More funnier than kennysia….
*ahem girls… i am part Punjabi,Chinese and Kadazan. so if u kiss me u kiss 3 races. higher chances of winning… *lipsmacking. lol !
hahaha, I thought what happen to you suddenly got sponsors to do that is it? :D
Many are using that to attract others, so nice ah that one?