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Banana People!

I’m a banana.

No, not the fruit. It’s a term used on a Chinese who doesn’t have good command in Chinese language.

I’m not sure about others, but in Malaysia, people tend to label a Chinese who is weak at their mother language as “banana”. Why?

Firstly, it’s because the fruit is yellow outside but white inside. So this applies to Chinese bananas too – they have Chinese skin, but they are White inside. Get it?

banana chinese

Can you spot the banana in the picture?

It’s not a bad thing actually. In fact, many Chinese these days aren’t that “traditional” anymore. Quite a number are English-educated, therefore they possess good English, but weak Chinese.

A few years back in high school, I was a total banana. I can’t even construct a proper sentence in Chinese. I was called a “banana” sometimes. Maybe I looked like this to them…

banana man

Seriously?!

Anyway, things went better when I started learning. So currently, although I can speak some Cantonese and Mandarin, I’m still a banana because I can’t read and write in Chinese.

However I still find it hard to understand some Mandarin at times. Take this scenario for example… Let’s say I’m in Taiwan, traveling. And then this girl suddenly came and started talking to me in Mandarin.

banana cyndi wang

I can only hear this – Chi chi ge ge cho cho chi leeerr!

banana cyndi wang

Since the chances of me understanding is low, I guess I’d be staring at her with amazement. I was speechless, and she says something again.

banana cyndi wang

Then again – Chi chi ge ge cho cho chi deeerr?

banana cyndi wang

P/S: If you are non-Chinese or a Chinese banana like me, get some non-bananas to interpret the conversation for you.

So that’s what I usually encounter when I’m in a total non-banana environment. If people use super-damn-hard Chinese words to me, I’ll be super-damn-blur!

Sad case huh? I bet most of the bananas in Malaysia experience this all the time.

Or… to prevent such thing from happening – maybe I should come up with a t-shirt!

banana shirt

And wear it wherever I go! Then everyone who sees me will automatically speak English with me, or avoid me if they’re 0% banana. Or… can it be fan shirt, since some of the “fans” in kenwooi.com‘s Facebook Fan Page requested for it? =P

Anyway, here’s the point – none of us bananas wanted to be born as a banana. It’s probably just the environment we grew up with. So do cut some slacks on us, still can use English what… right? =)

Oh yeah, not forgetting our very special guest for the entry – Cyndi Wang!

cyndi wang

She’s a total mango (outside yellow, inside yellow) and she definitely made me feel more banana. Hmm…

160 Comments for “Banana People!”

  • WOW, FUNNY! haha 1st one

    benooi on 1 December, 2009 at 12:05 AM
  • MANGO.. LMAO!

    wait till Cyndi sees this! no, wait.. she won’t most prob.. HAHA!

    isabellmiao on 1 December, 2009 at 12:10 AM
  • Ken lets make the T.. I wan to wear it =.=…

    Louis on 1 December, 2009 at 12:10 AM
  • Great one. Funny. Haha

    SL Wong on 1 December, 2009 at 12:12 AM
  • I’m a banana too O_o

    Ken Chia on 1 December, 2009 at 12:12 AM
  • *High Fives* for being a banana!

    JustinH on 1 December, 2009 at 12:28 AM
  • born to be banana..not bad..international language ma..good when u explore the usa or the europe..

    wenn on 1 December, 2009 at 12:32 AM
  • Same situation here. Can’t read and write. Even listening and speaking having a bit of problem.

    Adrian Foo on 1 December, 2009 at 12:54 AM
  • Ahahaa. Guess I’m not so banana after all.

    Mikhael Kueh on 1 December, 2009 at 12:55 AM
  • I’m fortunate enough, I know how to read and write in Mandarin as I am chinese-educated. That is why I am practicing and trying to enhance, polish up my English.

    Jesyca on 1 December, 2009 at 1:09 AM
  • Haha! Very funny! I’m a banana too! And if Cyndi Wang were to speak to me, I am sure I will look like a total banana! : )

    foongpc on 1 December, 2009 at 1:25 AM
  • hahah…met lots of banana.nothing weird really.:D

    Clive on 1 December, 2009 at 1:33 AM
  • hahahaha… *high 5* 4 bein a banana!!! ROFL!!

    rumesh on 1 December, 2009 at 1:50 AM
  • In fact, my whole family, and yes including mum, dad, bro, cousin, yi ma, gu je and the likes… alll banana lorr..

    Only me. Haha. i have 6 years of primary sch Chinese Ed. Proud aye? LOL.

    Mizz Sharon on 1 December, 2009 at 2:04 AM
  • haha..
    i have a lot of banana friends too..
    and they always make fun of him.
    but i think being a banana is kinda cool.
    i dont know why.
    haha

    n btw that mango sure looks tasty, lol.

    X)

    Arief on 1 December, 2009 at 2:15 AM
  • “P/S: If you are non-Chinese or a Chinese banana like me, get some bananas to interpret the conversation for you.”

    You mean get some non-bananas right?

    Eh, if I’m Chindian but don’t know Chinese then what am I?

    Thank you for the spotting mistake! A Chindian that doesn’t know Chinese? Hmm… I’ll tell when I get it!. =P

    Jerine on 1 December, 2009 at 2:22 AM
  • chi chi cho cho… LOL!
    that’s what all my banana friends will say when try to imitate us speak mandarin! ahaha~~

    cyndy is total mango? outside yellow inside yellow?!! what’s this supposed to mean?! LOL!

    if u dunno how to write chinese, at least learn to understand mandarin lar. it’s seriously important at this centuries dohh. see the country China is *evolving* d

    Ashleyteng on 1 December, 2009 at 2:27 AM
  • Lmao oh you always crack me up! xD
    i’m not chinese, but i’m taking mandarin classes and can speak some, so what does that make me? an apple?? ahahahaha
    actually if you wear that tee over here, ppl would think you’re some kind of pervert hahah

    Manju on 1 December, 2009 at 3:02 AM
  • Nevermind ken, can learn. I’m not chinese-educated too. I learn myself and i can now listen, speak fluent mandarin, read and write.

    Even if you can’t, doesn’t matter. We speak English globally what…. Right?

    catherine on 1 December, 2009 at 3:12 AM
  • again lol keep up the work XD

    Tiffany on 1 December, 2009 at 4:36 AM
  • rock on! :D

    Clive on 1 December, 2009 at 4:54 AM
  • Who’s Cyndi Wang?…I’m a banana too in the sense that I did not study MANDARIN but these days, so many people speaking are MANDARIN and in the end, I can communicate a bit in the language also. By the way, Chinese does not = Mandarin. I speak Hokkien – a Chinese dialect, so I CAN speak Chinese…but only a bit of MANDARIN language!

    I read somewhere that the Chinese culture will die out as everyone is speaking Mandarin (which is just a language) and in the end, nobody can speak the many dialects…and Chinese culture = the dialects. All the traditions and customs belong to the dialects eg Hainan Chicken Rice, Foochow mee sua, the tea ceremony at weddings, the traditional rites and practices at funerals… Likewise, in English-educated/speaking families, if they do not bother to practise, the culture dies out also. Those would be the 100% bananas.

    suituapui on 1 December, 2009 at 6:28 AM
  • hahahahha…..i am glad that you are not a fruit…..AHAAHHAHHAAH……

    manglish on 1 December, 2009 at 7:38 AM
  • aiya… be a banana is better than pure ah beng or ah lian who can’t speak A B C correctly actually..
    hahaha…
    as long as you can speak SOME mandarin/Cantonese then ok already loh…
    muahahaha… i am not banana… XD

    donna on 1 December, 2009 at 7:44 AM
  • some of my friends are also banana, what they do is learn a word/phrase a day.. HAHA…
    Chinese is very easy only… just around a million words then can mix-match with another million of words and brings out another million of meaning only..
    =___________=”

    dolly on 1 December, 2009 at 7:51 AM
  • decided to use back old name.. XD

    dolly on 1 December, 2009 at 7:51 AM
  • Haha…hello Banana!

    willie on 1 December, 2009 at 7:52 AM
  • LMAO! I wonder what would we call Malays who can’t speak Malay…?

    LIZ; on 1 December, 2009 at 8:17 AM
  • First of all, you teach you the chinese words? Ur frens? HAHA!! Banana goh goh.. LOL…

    Laimay on 1 December, 2009 at 8:33 AM
  • chinese is actually awesome..
    not to insult you but just feel that it’s a waste if u dunno much about chinese..
    jia you~

    oya, did you pay cyndi for the appearance in your bloggie?
    lol

    cheekeong on 1 December, 2009 at 8:48 AM
  • haha…how do u know she is yellow inside?lols~

    aidi-safuan on 1 December, 2009 at 9:05 AM
  • hahahahaaha… funny. Thanks for sharing.

    kenny oh ngu on 1 December, 2009 at 9:25 AM
  • Nowadays you can find quite a lot of ABC Bananas become artists in Hong Kong/Taiwan/China and become mango liao.

    From the earlier Sally Yeh, Coco Lee to …. Edison Chen!?

    The 8th Voyager on 1 December, 2009 at 9:26 AM
  • Banana is good…. Let’s eat it…..

    sharinginfoz on 1 December, 2009 at 9:35 AM
  • My indian friends who cant speak Tamil but great english we call coconut, dark choc outside, white inside. Malays that cant speak Malay but great english we call Langsat, since the white colour of the inside of the fruit. But my indian friend call some of his indian friend Roti Sambal. Like the 80 cent Sambal Bun. Because cant speak Tamil but great at Malay. hahaha

    I’m a Malay. And I do have a chinese look on my face. And it troubles me when all the aunties and uncles in shops (but not amois hehehe) speak chinese to me….

    Musica on 1 December, 2009 at 9:40 AM
  • that’s funny..are syok sendiri?haha…

    candlelyn on 1 December, 2009 at 9:49 AM
  • hahaha this is funny… i wonder if you are a banana then what about me who doesnt even know a single chinese word hehe

    bluedreamer on 1 December, 2009 at 9:57 AM
  • I speak and read Chinese. I even publish a few Chinese posts in my blog. But I am still a banana.

    I don’t care how people think of me. Aren’t we Malaysians and World Citizens too? Why do all these chauvinists only stress our identity as Chinese?

    As for myself, other than being a Chinese Malaysian and World Citizen, I am a Buddhist too. That’s another reason to speak English…

    Khengsiong on 1 December, 2009 at 10:10 AM
  • hahahhaha banana republic! hahahah gooooo bananas! btw i dun call my self chinese… i call myself malaysian! haha

    junsern on 1 December, 2009 at 10:31 AM
  • funnyy LOL!!!

    aslina on 1 December, 2009 at 11:03 AM
  • I think most of the Chinese banana knows how to speak mandarin and dialects but with difficulties in reading Chinese….

    Well.. i learn most of my Chinese words when I was attending Japanese classes.. lolx

    Pikey on 1 December, 2009 at 11:15 AM
  • Woohooo, cyndi!!!

    kelvin on 1 December, 2009 at 11:26 AM
  • Haha… That’ hilarious!
    I’m a banana too, but now picking up some chinese characters.
    China is a huge piece of ‘fei chu yuk’. Don’t want to miss it.
    Hope u understand what I’m talking about.

    =D

    Ken Hong on 1 December, 2009 at 11:51 AM
  • how u can know Cindy her inside = yellow ?

    eldy on 1 December, 2009 at 12:22 PM
  • uish..i never heard that people tend to label a Chinese who is weak at their mother language as “banana”….but anw, u’re so funny…hehe

    Nizaa on 1 December, 2009 at 1:03 PM
  • LOL~ never thought of “pure Chinese” are called “Mango” ! Thats new… haha~

    Try learn basic vocab from your friends, learn some simple questions… Thats how my banana friend learn to talk, and thats how I learn Japanese too !

    One more thing though: practice. =D

    Nice post anyway.

    SPiKY on 1 December, 2009 at 1:59 PM
  • wakakax..your pictures quiet funny xD

    XinChyi on 1 December, 2009 at 2:07 PM
  • Me banana too… Born a nyonya Malacca and now still a banana!

    Merryn on 1 December, 2009 at 2:10 PM
  • I love reading this post.. cos i m sort of banana too! oopps..
    your banana head coming out from your white shirt is cool, man.. want to learn from u.. cute…

    claire on 1 December, 2009 at 2:31 PM
  • ken ah ken..better learn chinese to kau lui la..hehe…a proverb for you
    if you are born banana it is not your fault, but if you die as a banana it’s your fault XD. keke..

    adrian on 1 December, 2009 at 2:51 PM
  • My wife is mango, I am … rice?! My daughter came home from pre-school recently singing the nya-nya (teasing) tune with the words “bai se banana, bai se banana”. She seemed as happy as a lark, but I … don’t really like it. Nice post though! Reminds me of ‘pulling’ in a nightclub in Berlin once, a very long time ago … I don’t know what she said either, she only tried twice too, before she looked confused and walked away. I wish I was better at languages…

    Sean on 1 December, 2009 at 3:00 PM
  • I am not sure what fruit representing me. :(

    Caffery on 1 December, 2009 at 3:01 PM
  • Luckily i know chinese.. hehe..

    Chris on 1 December, 2009 at 3:31 PM
  • Great post, made me laugh out loud..lol
    my bf is a banana too, but he speak well in cantonese (just not mandarin), and he can’t even write his own chinese name!

    Do you know that indian who only speak english not tamil, we call them coconut??XD

    Jean on 1 December, 2009 at 3:33 PM
  • A funny post bro. Well….a lot of people thought I’m a banana too. But I’ not lar. :p

    tekkaus on 1 December, 2009 at 3:46 PM
  • I am a banana chinese too

    kathy on 1 December, 2009 at 4:27 PM
  • Great post,funny and I really like it.Keep up a good post …U can become the next Kennysia…Mb in the next Project Alpha?

    eyriqazz on 1 December, 2009 at 4:49 PM
  • I swear, you are the most entertaining blogger ever!

    BANANAMAN! Nananananananana… =)

    IHSAN on 1 December, 2009 at 5:28 PM
  • bro…i am also a banana people ler….regretted din learn mandarin…

    via on 1 December, 2009 at 5:45 PM
  • if someone who looks like cyndi wang actually walks up to you to talk to you in chinese, and then you just stammer and fumble your way around… wouldn’t that be a waste…..

    JG on 1 December, 2009 at 6:01 PM
  • i’m a fried banana then :P brown on the outside and white on the inside HEHE! such a funny post! especially the pictures!

    techna on 1 December, 2009 at 6:01 PM
  • i CAN write and speak chinese, and i got A2 for chinese (spm)…but my friends still find my chinese a tad off key wo =.= hence they call me papaya (banana for guys ma…)

    annant on 1 December, 2009 at 6:30 PM
  • wahaha.. funny post.. tickled my funny bone.

    how u edit ur pics wei??
    i want to learn but dunno how to start..

    btw, clicked ur mr potato ad…

    why u dun have a chatbox??

    goingkookies on 1 December, 2009 at 6:49 PM
  • I’m a rojak I guess xD
    Manderin cantonese hokkien english malay and some indo, but not really good in anyone of them xD as some in talking and some in writting.

    Jz on 1 December, 2009 at 8:07 PM
  • haha..nice one…i’m a ‘banana’ also.. :P

    suefei on 1 December, 2009 at 8:16 PM
  • muahaha…den i am a better mango than u i tink..at least i can speak good canto…very bad mandarin..muahah…
    i can even sell my pads to some mandarin speaking fella….i duno wtf she was toking

    pEiz on 1 December, 2009 at 8:49 PM
  • Ahaha, im slowly de-banana-ise myself dy… at least i understand mandarin by now.. mix with chinese speaking friends more often and u can see the results in you soon.. hah

    ~eRiC~ on 1 December, 2009 at 8:59 PM
  • hahaha you mean that … if want to date beatiful girl… must know how to speak chinese lo hahahah

    i think nowaday… alot of people study learn chinese language.

    CHVoon on 1 December, 2009 at 9:10 PM
  • HAHA i like those edited pictures :)

    and I’m mango too LOL

    BabyMocha on 1 December, 2009 at 9:57 PM
  • LOL. your pictures remind me of bananas in pyjamas!
    Funny post! haha

    P/S: how bout indian-chinese & malay-chinese mix? =D

    Nabil on 1 December, 2009 at 10:13 PM
  • LOL, but how come gt chinese words one? Errrrr? I feel like eating b-a-n-a-n-a nowwww.

    Jing Jing on 1 December, 2009 at 10:24 PM
  • I think i should delete my previous comment and reply in chinese! hahahahaha. =D.

    加油!香蕉万岁?!我要吃香蕉。. bet u cant understand what i typed also. LOL

    Jing Jing on 1 December, 2009 at 10:27 PM
  • Me too, can’t read and write Chinese. I speak Cantonese like Mat Salleh..LOL

    iriene on 1 December, 2009 at 10:28 PM
  • Banana’s can turn into mangoes in time. It just takes practice. :)

    Louis Dizon on 1 December, 2009 at 11:06 PM
  • Now I know why you don’t feedback at my backlink..
    http://ligakampung.com/blog/belajar-bahasa-mandarin/

    He hehee..For me, it is terrible if we can’t speak our mother language.. Maybe you can learn back…

    zool on 1 December, 2009 at 11:34 PM
  • Hi KenWooi, first time I hear this expression.
    There are lots of Chinese here who can’t speak Chinese, 2nd generation.
    Love the pics.
    Have a nice day, Lee.

    Uncle Lee on 1 December, 2009 at 11:35 PM
  • Sometimes I pretend to be a banana, just to fit in a bunch of bananas and not look too awkward as a mango in a bunch of bananas. Man, bananas come in bunches and they’re really putting a pressure on us mangoes to be not so mango-ey

    SW on 1 December, 2009 at 11:38 PM
  • Yeah me too banana but not mango. LOL. I love ur post always

    Cynthia Kay on 1 December, 2009 at 11:56 PM
  • nice post…maybe one day when you write your post in chinese you will get more comments…anyway good job…

    http://www.thefye.com

    kumfye on 2 December, 2009 at 12:06 AM
  • I’m kind of a banana too, so I can definitely sympathise with how you feel! I left China at a very young age and grew up in Canada, so other than my parents, no one ever speaks Chinese to me.

    But I have been improving a lot in the last few years, mostly because I started watching Asian dramas and wanted to reconnect with my roots. Now I have no problems speaking in Chinese (at least conversationally, although people say I speak slower than they’re used to), and I can read more Chinese too, just from learning the lyrics of Chinese songs. I think this sort of learning, absorbing a language through doing things I enjoy, is a lot easier than sitting down and memorizing characters, which is what my parents used to try to get me to do. You should try it too! I imagine you have far more opportunities to use Chinese in Malaysia than I do in Canada – although I’m actually moving to Singapore next year for work, so I’ll finally be back in Asia after a lifetime of being in Canada.

    SassyGirl on 2 December, 2009 at 12:21 AM
  • long time no see cyndi dy. wonder when she goin to show up again?

    isley on 2 December, 2009 at 12:26 AM
  • Heehheheh.. I will call my hubby a banana man also lah.. Chinese but dun knw how to read Chinese.. but at least he speak mandarin but not that fluent.. LOL..

    cathj on 2 December, 2009 at 12:38 AM
  • YESYESYES MAKE TSHIRT but please not banana design la…it’s for bananas but not for kenwooi.com!!!!! Anyway I was a banana too and life in inti for the first few weeks were quite horrifying because everyone speaks mandarin!!!

    well you don’t look banana-ish either to me ahaha =)

    love this post, esp the W de F!

    su lin on 2 December, 2009 at 1:16 AM
  • fellow banana… dun worry.. am one too.. ;p

    wow… u must be damn lucky if cyndi wang approach u and said those words 2 u… haha…

    i can only understand a little from the 1st bubble though.. the last line was saying tht she fell in love with u.. ahaha.. but dunno for what reason..

    nicole on 2 December, 2009 at 2:26 AM
  • HAHA! never fail to make me laugh

    naz on 2 December, 2009 at 4:12 AM
  • HAHA..good job.. LOL

    haziq on 2 December, 2009 at 4:50 AM
  • I’m a half banana? @_@ I speak broken mandarin LOL. I’m half chinese anyways LOL

    massy on 2 December, 2009 at 7:47 AM
  • LOL~ u banana! xD

    Renise on 2 December, 2009 at 9:21 AM
  • LOL~ funny banana man

    kimberlymay on 2 December, 2009 at 11:13 AM
  • LOL man! don’t worry, I’m with you! ;O

    KSAboy on 2 December, 2009 at 11:25 AM
  • Im proud to say that Im banana too..

    Auddra on 2 December, 2009 at 12:12 PM
  • haha. thanks :D banana !!

    lih wern on 2 December, 2009 at 12:31 PM
  • me too but now can speak mandarin after being in Spore for almost a decade.

    Christopher on 2 December, 2009 at 1:04 PM
  • Heeeheee….another banana here. BTW, I really like what you do to your pictures. Great work. Have a nice day!:o)

    bubbles on 2 December, 2009 at 1:26 PM
  • omg* totally agree with u ! HAHA i love this post =D

    coerlly on 2 December, 2009 at 1:41 PM
  • i agree with u…

    kosong on 2 December, 2009 at 2:02 PM
  • hehe..same goes to other people. Like javanese where now the new generation mostly cant even speak javanese at all..

    we should treasure our herritage..

    hemy on 2 December, 2009 at 2:03 PM
  • three cheers to the bananas!!!

    seng aik on 2 December, 2009 at 2:36 PM
  • LahMAO!
    so how’d you get those chinese words typed out if you can’t read chinese?

    [rin] on 2 December, 2009 at 2:53 PM
  • Hahahaha…u are so funny…love that T..

    http://triplesmiley.blogspot.com

    sofia on 2 December, 2009 at 3:18 PM
  • All i know is.. I love ur special guest. she so hot man. ^o^

    EVo on 2 December, 2009 at 3:42 PM
  • i’m not a 100% banana because i can still understand simple mandarin and cantonese

    jolene on 2 December, 2009 at 3:50 PM
  • lol
    banana
    1st time heard that term

    for those malay cant speak malay?
    mangosteen?
    lalala~

    joegrimjow on 2 December, 2009 at 4:11 PM
  • LOL!

    Super funny!

    Jan on 2 December, 2009 at 6:39 PM
  • Kenwooi.. let’s start a Banana club! I can be one of ur exco :P
    We have no choice to start as a banana in the environment we grew up.. but we do have a choice to be less banana for sure :)
    And I think u’ve done well in that… Oh well, of cos myself too being in S’pore for some time… wahaha. ^^

    Keng Huei on 2 December, 2009 at 7:16 PM
  • I am a banana too… so hahah there are more and more bananas lately too :P.

    ladyviral on 2 December, 2009 at 7:48 PM
  • Hi Banana goh goh gimme a five. Managed to learn to speak Mandarin but not good in read and write. What a coincidence currently starting a blog all about Bananaz Blues. Like your post quite hilarious. Care to drop by for a peel. Thanks ക

    Bananaz on 2 December, 2009 at 8:59 PM
  • Nice ‘T’ shirt design love the “I’m” using the banana to represent ‘I’, very creative.

    Bananaz on 2 December, 2009 at 9:07 PM
  • I understand ur banana problem. lol..Being a banana isn’t all bad.
    i like this post..and can i like the mango too? :P

    WillyC on 2 December, 2009 at 9:52 PM
  • banana… i dont wanna be banana ><

    fufu on 2 December, 2009 at 10:36 PM
  • Hey Banana! lol!

    Me more worst, outside yellow inside brown and almost rosak, not edible anymore. XD

    Tallboyz on 3 December, 2009 at 12:21 AM
  • hahaha! total banana! if you don’t know chinese who did you get to type out those chinese words for you anyway? :P

    Grey on 3 December, 2009 at 12:22 AM
  • haha i’m a bananaa tooo

    Sam on 3 December, 2009 at 1:45 AM
  • Hey, I can’t evne spaek egnlsih, waht sholud I be cllaed? Haha! :D

    Nova on 3 December, 2009 at 3:55 AM
  • Did I ever tell you, I am a banana too? haha.. But I can speak mandarin. By the way, real creative post from you. haha.. thumbs up.
    =)

    curryegg on 3 December, 2009 at 9:54 AM
  • HAHAHAHA Great post as im a banana myself! XD I wonder if i looked like that to my friends. :D

    kinn on 3 December, 2009 at 10:10 AM
  • well,well,

    i am a banana too,
    but then my English is not that good too.Maybe I hate to read story books when I was young…

    it’s hard to communicate when you move to fully chinese speaking community.Well, i study in Johor, If I don’t poccess a little bit of Mandarin Skills, I think I will die without food, because when you go eat in chinese restaurant….every words are Mandarin….

    Not only you heard of chi chi cha cha at first

    well, now I improved…in mandarin..i can speak and understand 70% for most of the conversation..but my English is still that bad….

    Kesian…..

    regards
    nicdanic

    nicdanic on 3 December, 2009 at 1:01 PM
  • Hi, Mr Banana =)

    uLi on 3 December, 2009 at 1:49 PM
  • The quality of the info is what keeps me on this site, thanks!

    Wish You a Merry Christmas. :)

    Michelle on 3 December, 2009 at 1:49 PM
  • I am a banana now but learning more chinese words. I’m proud to say that I can read all the words in the conversation above! OMG! But I’m still a far cry from being a mango :P

    iamthewitch on 3 December, 2009 at 4:28 PM
  • Haha I didn’t know that you dont understand chinese! Aiyo! you should go and learn some!

    Kristin on 3 December, 2009 at 8:11 PM
  • oh like that meh?

    u are so banana!

    farenova on 3 December, 2009 at 8:33 PM
  • im a banana too.. hey cool pics! :)

    nadd on 3 December, 2009 at 9:18 PM
  • hello mr banana

    henry^munkey on 3 December, 2009 at 9:20 PM
  • Haha hi mr Banana :)

    aisyah on 3 December, 2009 at 10:04 PM
  • funny post la!!! haha.. well done~

    http://eatmakanchi.blogspot.com/

    Yummy on 3 December, 2009 at 10:33 PM
  • me to feel banana….if u know what i mean….hehehe

    amat on 3 December, 2009 at 11:06 PM
  • er… wat can I say?

    Im not a banana? LOL

    Kim on 3 December, 2009 at 11:09 PM
  • :)

    Bryan Chung on 3 December, 2009 at 11:44 PM
  • Miahaha~
    banana~
    it remind me of a song called banana~
    with styles as well~

    Lord Zara on 4 December, 2009 at 12:04 AM
  • I thought I was one of the few bananas that lived on Planet Earth till now.

    fiona on 4 December, 2009 at 12:19 AM
  • HEY!
    I like this post of yours :)

    Yi Han on 4 December, 2009 at 12:28 AM
  • When I attend Level 1 Chinese during uni time, lec say we are OCBC. OCBC stands for Orang Cina Bukan Cina. =__=||

    misaMisaN on 4 December, 2009 at 3:01 AM
  • i laughed at the first pic. cyndi wang is beautiful

    bengbeng on 4 December, 2009 at 5:44 AM
  • you are banana??? so cute :D

    cikepal on 4 December, 2009 at 9:42 AM
  • dun worry !! i still posses good chinese but poor english !! hehe !! ur post is a great post for me !! continue to bring more great post like these !!

    sabahking on 4 December, 2009 at 2:31 PM
  • hi i feel tt its not wrong to be a banana. its how our surroundings are. we are afterall malaysians – and influenced by many cultures :) (just like the abc from usa)

    QuaChee on 4 December, 2009 at 3:43 PM
  • yo pisang ken…new post pls!

    via on 4 December, 2009 at 6:01 PM
  • Look like you are proud to be one because you dare to proclaim it loud and clear!
    Great post, great post Ken!

    yoon see on 4 December, 2009 at 7:54 PM
  • I guess only you are so faithful to your readers, you always visit your readers and have great relationship built.
    You care of two way communications…..that really not banana to me!
    Thanks yeah Kenwooi, I salute you.

    yoon see on 4 December, 2009 at 8:00 PM
  • Ha..Ha..I can see why….
    A yellow banana balloon for you Ken!

    Now I know why you post this banana people post!

    http://yoonsee.blogspot.com/2009/11/balloon-3.html

    yoon see on 4 December, 2009 at 8:16 PM
  • hahaha nice once! cindi is sexaaay!

    aaron on 4 December, 2009 at 10:50 PM
  • some years ago i dun speak a word of mandarin nor english. just hokkien. hahaha! can speak english la.. but if u speak the chim chim i hear the hin hin lo…same goes to mandarin.

    now i can speak quite fluent mandarin. but i only dun understand mandarin news on tv and radio. and some event where theres an mc speaking mandarin. sibeh chim man hahah!

    TV on 4 December, 2009 at 11:01 PM
  • I’m a bit of a banana too I guess. Yes it sucks!

    EuJin on 4 December, 2009 at 11:08 PM
  • Pisang-Man! Funny blog,man!

    Shereen on 5 December, 2009 at 12:14 AM
  • Haha, good post. (: I think i’m a banana too. One of my first times stumbling upon here, it’s very interesting. I like your writing style. Will be back to tune in for updates. (: Have a good one.

    MT on 5 December, 2009 at 12:49 AM
  • Me durian guy…

    blakepaghe on 5 December, 2009 at 12:19 PM
  • ken san~ i m back to u~ xD my blog alive agn xD by the way. a funny banana guy xD

    Vice on 5 December, 2009 at 1:53 PM
  • HAHA.I’m a banana too. Actually, more of a coconut. I’m kinda tanned, yknow.

    Haven’t been here in ages. You’re doing goooooood. :)

    Tiffanyk. on 5 December, 2009 at 1:58 PM
  • Haha. banana man ur right, Im also the owner of Little nini =P

    Kristin on 5 December, 2009 at 6:40 PM
  • Gud post!

    Ahakz..now i understand why banana! before this..im blur..
    blur not because of banana but why must be banana?

    I like Durian….ngahhh ngahh. Go Banana!

    Faizal Azelan on 5 December, 2009 at 9:34 PM
  • lol never know about this kind of banana.

    post more things like this pleasee. :D

    *of course im a banana right. wo bu shi hua ren, bu chi tau hua yi.

    lilacfla on 5 December, 2009 at 11:28 PM
  • Hahaha… your blog post just never failed to amazed me and made me laughed!!!

    Speaking of being called a ‘banana’… well… I was from Chinese school(Primary & Secondary), so that means 12 solid years of being in Chinese speaking environment!

    But… my chinese language is the worst! (*embarrassing*). My friends always tell me my chinese sounded ‘mat salleh’. Anyways… it’s just good to know many language… higher possibilities of making new friends!

    jordan222 on 6 December, 2009 at 12:39 AM
  • ooo! i loveee cyndi wang ;D

    Elaine on 6 December, 2009 at 4:08 PM
  • yes that’s true.. I’ve been called a banana ever since I come to KL. back at my hometown, a chinese who were not able to speak or write mandarin wasn’t such a big deal. I feel discriminated!

    Shirleen on 7 December, 2009 at 11:19 PM
  • haha..

    lea on 8 December, 2009 at 12:34 PM
  • Okay, i totally want that shirt. 1 S size order for me. tqvm lol

    Pee Ter on 8 December, 2009 at 4:09 PM
  • I’m a banana too so I understand how you feel. LOL, “total mango” XD Good one! Give them back a nickname, haha!

    John Loo on 26 April, 2010 at 10:46 PM
  • HI kenwooi! visiting from joegrimjoe site.. :) yes u r funny! I have a lot of chinese friends who is ‘banana’ and i am so greatful that they r bananas! ahahahah so i can talk to them more!

    Fiza on 19 May, 2010 at 1:48 AM
  • I’m a banana too!!! I would so buy ur shirt!! I love the W’de’F part!! :D

    Evie Yang on 21 August, 2010 at 10:10 PM

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