Dec 06 2009
Boobs Are Good For Men!
Warning: Entry contains lots of booby pictures. Please do not view at workplace or when your girlfriend is with you! Close before it’s too late, and come back when you’re alone!
Attention guys, a simple question before I start the entry: Do you love boobs…?
I bet most of you (guys) love them so much that some of you are willing to get caught for molestation! But if you don’t, you’re probably some weird dude, or probably gay.
When ladies were asked about having boobs, they find nothing special about having them. They’re just another part of their body, two places located in front of their chest that contains mostly fats, which are surprisingly able to attract guys.
Actually boobs mainly consist of fats, in fact, everyone has fats. But why these fats are so attractive? I think they are special fats called “hey-men-look-here-fats!”. Seriously.
Now a question to the ladies, why do you like to show off part of your boobs? Oh yeah, and the “happy valley” of yours too?
P/S: I prefer to use the term “happy valley” instead of cleavage – sounds more blissful and happier. The valley above looks so soothing right? =)
I’ve come across many pictures of ladies showing off their boobs and happy valley, and I think I’m gonna live longer. But still, I’m puzzled – why show off? Self-esteem and confidence maybe? Or being flirty? I don’t know, why not the ladies reading this tell me why?
Many of you might be wondering why am I always writing about boobs. The recent one was Boobs Awareness Entry and now this “Boobs Are Good For Men” entry!? No, it’s not because of my love for boobs. Okay well, maybe just a little! Nothing more than a little!
The main reason why I came up with this entry is because of an article published by The Star. If you missed it, head on to this interesting men-sided article – Boob-Staring Good For Men.
Actually I’ve seen such articles on various sites before, claiming that staring at boobs increases men’s living age. It was said that looking at boobs will lower blood pressure, improve blood circulation, reduce cardiovascular disease and slower down heart beat. What a healthy thing for men!
However, I initially thought it’s bullshit. Just some shit written by some bulls to defend men for staring, both obviously or secretly, at the ladies’ assets!
Before I continue, let me introduce a few types of available boobs.
First, the upper boobs.
Showing only the top part of the boobs. The most common type we see everywhere. Presented by low-cut tops.
Secondly, the side boobs.
The opening at the clothes’ armpit area is big enough to see the side of the boobs. It can be found on celebrities.
Next, the third, the bottom boobs.
Revealing only the bottom part of the boobs. It usually appears at beaches, or strip clubs.
Fourth, the covered boobs.
None of the boobs can be seen, and they’re covered. My favourite – kinda secretive and mysterious. You’ll always wonder how’s it inside. ;)
Lastly, the man boobs.
You want these boobs?
Okay now you’ve learn the types of boobs, let’s continue.
However to my surprise, The Star even published this article. So I assume that it’s so damn true. Actually I already agree in the beginning but I need a reliable source as a backup, and The Star is the source! Way to go The Star! We guys are really proud of you!
According to the article, men ogling at breasts for 10 minutes a day is equivalent to a 30 minutes gym workout. So stop wasting your money on gyms, since it’s usually crowded with abs instead of boobs. Start spending time on ladies!
And ladies, please be generous ya? For your information ladies, for the guys, instead of just becoming “longer”, we wanna live longer too you know?
So this time, kenwooi.com is being generous to the male readers too, here are some booby pictures dedicated for you all. Ladies, this can be a little boring for you – so you may consider skipping pass the photos, since you can always turn your head 90° downwards to see boobs anytime any day 24/7/365.
Okay, there are 10 photos, each one should be ogled for 1 minute – hence, producing 10 minutes of relaxation and longevity.
1 minute.
2 minutes.
3 minutes.
4 minutes.
5 minutes.
6 minutes.
7 minutes.
8 minutes.
9 minutes.
10 minutes.
Now guys, I’m sure you’re gonna live extra 5 years after looking through this entry. Remember to keep visiting and you’ll have a longer joyful life! =P
Gosh, I sound like a boobs feng shui practitioner!
Oh by the way, I’m a good boy. I don’t see boobs. Coz if there are boobs, I’ll close my eyes! Like this…
Actually I was closing my eyes when I was preparing this entry. If there’s any mistakes among the photos (for example a sexy guy photo), it’s just because my eyes were closed. I don’t see boobs. Really!
So, what are you waiting for. Guys, start staring at boobs! O.O
P/S: Don’t call me a pervert ya, I’m just doing a good deed to all the guys out there. Be grateful! =)
I hope i don’t get slapped listening to ur advice mate..haha.. yea, i believe u closed ur eye.. yea… =P
Waaaaaaa
I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE THIS
I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE THIS
I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE THIS
I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE THIS
I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE THIS
I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE THIS
LOL!!
Ken, put aside the topic of discussion, I LOVE your sense of humour!!
Actually, I hate to dampen your happiness in this “boobs watch” but unfortunately the article which The Star published was actually a hoax which started in the early March or April of 2000. There was never such a study done and there’s no Dr. Karen Weatherby.
It’s disappointing, I know, and we guys would wish that this was true, but because it was supposed to come from a reputable newspaper, that made me all the more disappointed that the editors there don’t even practise the fundamentals of Journalism 101.
You can be darn sure when I say that this study doesn’t exist. Don’t believe me? Try searching and see what are the results.
Lol… kenwooi is not just banana but a boobs man.. wait.. what am I commenting here? i am closing my eyes too. forgive me if you spot ‘erorr’.. not my fault but.. *pointing to the blog owner*.
Haha.. you should read my latest post too as you have missed out one HAWWWT guy. Lol.. XD
i love your post~~ ^^ sweet blog~~
Y am i not suprise that guys commented on this 1st. Haha.
Nice to see, not nice 2 touch boys :)
LOL, what can I say? =D
wow..u r crazy creative!!
I think looking at man boobs makes me wanna live shorter instead of longer! LOL
you naughty boy! hey guys staring at our boob’s is a harassment for ladies ok? unless if they really wanna show em off.
btw i like the 8 minute ;P
Wow! So many boobs! Is this your way of increasing your male readers? LOL!
wow.. nice post brother.. thanks for sahring. happy weekend
yeah,normal man always like boobs.anyway,charlize theron and scarlett johansson boobs really owesome!haha
Did you just find the secret to a longer life mr. boobguru! hahaha xD
those manboobs ewwwwww >_<
wow! another great post!!! lmao!
NOICE! haha
OH YEAH!LOVE BOOOOOBS! :p
this post is a booby trap. hahaha
boobies!
i wish i have sucha deep eppie valley le :S =.=
thank god there you are at the end.. I almost thought this is kinda softcore porn site..wahahaha
if guys should stared at boobs what girls should be staring at then?hmmmm
hopefully it’s true for the guys..thus being able to live longer..mayb the girls could live longer too tat way…by being stared…who knows anyway? =)
“men ogling at breasts for 10 minutes a day is equivalent to a 30 minutes gym workout…” Are you serious? Somehow I find that very hard to believe. I think men just need a reason to stare at boobs! :P
seriously, i think i watch boobs almost 10 times a week…
1st just saw your title of post then i had attracted in to read…lolz….
sure, every guy like boobs!! and girls like to show their boobs oso to attract guys.. lolz.. juz kidding lah.. XD
l0l atcually i do very “believe” u closed your eyes while you prepare xD
@_@…… i wont even close my eyes when see this post… hehe…
Setting another booby trap again? haha
LOL!
I need to chase my lil bro away when I viewed this page~
Heard of “People talking without speaking; People hearing without listening” in [Sound of Silence] but never “People seeing without looking” woh??? lol
haha!! I LOVE this post… I always wonder why guys are amused with boobs & this explains it! :D
well..go for it..being natural..
lol, becareful the ladies accuse u of sight molesting.
This Kenoobie can be quite dangerous LOL
KEN… TSK TSK.. @@
anyway, see u on thursday =.=
BOOBIESSSS !!
Haha!!! I got the same posting on my blog but less visual aids (wife will kill me if I put more). Nice posting Ken :) I like :P
I found your topic is kinda interesting! I like looking at boobs too! But some of them are fake as you know the plastic surgery stuff. Too big is EWW like seriously. But I like the 8 minutes one, THE HOT GUY is the only thing for me to go on !!! Haha *drools* :D
Waaa…haha..i also read about men’s boops at paper..but not The Star..i read it from HArian Metro..but so weird arr…
For me, i prefer not to show any part from my body..only my husband will get that..hehehe…
LOL KEN!!
btw.. you inspired me to write something bout MEN’s “mama”
(“ma” for MUScle)
*but it’s in Chinese sorryyyy*
Girls around Ken, watch out!!
I admit tat I love boobs ~
This is funny! Staring at boobs for 10mins equivalent to 30mins gym work out? No wonder even guys have boobs and A unity pax. LOL!
Waahhahahha! I think no man will want a ‘man’s boobs’
wahhhhh!! Ken… close eyes also can do this post so bbbooobingly well.. geng la u!
wow! i feel more healthy now!
show your boobs, show your support. ahh =_=”
Whether the effect is real or not, I am a scientist (the wrong kind sadly, you wouldn’t want to stare at what I stare at all day), and I have a theory along these lines. Actually I wrote it on The Malaysian Insider website recently, but they didn’t publish it. I don’t know why…
I read a research paper a long time ago about pre-processing in the optic nerve. It seems there are some responses your eyes can make that don’t need the involvement of your brain. Like a knee-jerk response to a tap below the knee-cap, it happens before you ‘know’ it. The paper was about different responses in the optic nerves to different objects in the field of vision.
They found that the optic nerve responded much more strongly to some geometric shapes than others. The top performing shape causing saccade (fast ’snap’ of eye to target of attention) was circles with a dot in the middle. One of the suggestions I recall from the paper (I can no longer find it, but it is really real – believe or not?) was that the shape corresponded to eyes. You know sometimes, you walk down a street, and you feel someone is watching you, and you flick your eyes up, and someone is in their apartment window, looking at you? Your optic nerve ‘knows’ because of this circle-in-dot sensitivity. The suggestion was that this rapid automatic response was an adaptation that would give you a split-second extra warning (over a companion who did not have it) of the presence of a predator.
So it seems to me that Nature has ‘exploited’ that feature of the human eye, and adult humans grow two huge fake eyes at the top of their chests. Can you imagine two circles, each with a single dot in the middle? You see? That’s it. The reason they do this is to cause the attention of eligible mates to be drawn automatically their way. If you are over the age of 18, you know this to be true. You don’t go looking for this feature of your environment while you are on your way to work or buying breakfast. If the feature is in your environment, your eyes will ‘jump’ to it, without you ‘asking’ them to. The instinct can be so strong it can be difficult to pull your eyes back to controlling your car or finding the right money for your nasi lemak.
So there really is a good explanation for that feature of sexually-mature humans. I say ‘humans’ rather than ‘women’ because I’ve seen the signboards outside gymnasiums – the whole point of going in one seems to be so that guys can grow some big ‘eyes’ too, doesn’t it? So next time someone asks you “what are you staring at?” you can tell them “I’m not staring, it’s hard-wired predator-detection circuitry in my optic nerve that was exploited by that woman over there”. You can quote me, if you like. And you can trust me – I’m a scientist.
so sexay~
I LOVE this post…I feel more healthy now thanks
Well, they were the first things that you loved and cried for when you were a baby…and it certainly looks like old habits die hard! LOL!!! Why do you keep your eyes closed?
haha… naughty hah!!..
man boobs.. euuuwww..
I think my lifespan has just increased by 3 folds!
lol i was wondering why there was a man in between all the women XD
yet another funny post :P
haha. is your uni prom nice?!
Boobs and more boobs!
Hahahas.
Im gonna get soar eyes soon!
Especially after seeing the man boobs!
OMG LOL. Man boobs aren’t attractive at all LOL.
@_@ bigga boobies orz.
Why Lah u and ur boobs posts
Do like dick post or something. eventho its of not interest to u [I presume] but alot of ur readers are female wat! LOL.
Omg… Great post Ken !! Love this post hahaha…. Thx for ur sharing =)
haha nice post dude :)
boobs really lengthen men’s health and live!!
I remembered I asked my lady friend once
“why ladies like to show off your boobs?”
She replied, it is for men to see and notice.
“Men ogling at breasts for 10 minutes a day is equivalent to a 30 minutes gym workout”
Yummy yum yum.
brilliant post! and brilliant photos too haha
nice… haha.. learnt something new today..
http://tummy-rumble.blogspot.com/
wah…lots of longkang and boobies to see….not bad for eye washing…now my eyes are clean…hehehe
Someone please call 911. I need CPR stat!!!
Most women now knows that those are their asset..but what I’m so pissed is when you see a gorgeous lady showing her boobs by wearing a very tight shirt or even just covering half part of their boobs..and then you started saying “wow..you have nice boobs there”.
Then they called that sexual harassment!!!! what the fuk!!! we are the one being harassed!!!
lol! but sadly i’m one of the odd ones out who are ahem, gay. xD
but lol at the boobs! they’re like wayyyy hugeeeeee xD
haha i like its too….its really quite a good scene :P hahaha
OMG this post is so funny. I don’t know about other ladies, but I don’t show my “happy valley” on purpose. Most of my clothes are decent enough and they don’t slip off even when I bend over.
I feel terribly uncomfortable if my HV is visible.
I’ve got a friend who likes showing it off, and I once asked her if she doesn’t feel strange or uncomfortable, and she told me she like the attention she’s getting. Sick, if you ask me HAHAH!
But nah, I don’t blame the men. It’s just how some women dress.
Oh and you know some of the pics, the boobs are fake… Those which are perfectly round and buggy-looking WAHAHA.
hey!! i do read an article regarding this in the newspaper. But yours are more “helpful” hehe.
Dang! Za dao.. Very hot post anyway. AHahaha!
lol
like this entry
but still i dun believe the long life thing
shit
so many ‘peaceful’ stuff we can see
why boobs??
erk..
just thinking wanna flag this blog
lalala~
hahahaha! nice entry man:)
AHAHHAHAHAAH i love that men boobs pic HHAHAHAAAAH……..you know…i have a good time in Japan and you know why…..
hahahah….
all men likes that hot stuff…
hehehehe boob again?
booooobbbssssss….. oooouuhhh… cant stand it,, cant see it,,, but can touch it.. hehe… nice one,, two, …. well somebody waking up…. ooopp thats mine
huh.
sor lo!!!!! LOL XD
haha. yeah. snow white screaming in pain xD
Nice effort at providing a public health service :) But unfortunately the ‘news’ item in The Star is a hoax that has been circulating since 1997… blogged about it here: http://julianhopkins.net/index.php?/archives/275-Appalling-standards-in-Malaysian-newspapers.html
Wow..lovely pics, BUT what if i hold them or touch them, will it make me live longer compared to watching them?
Anyways, I’m already living longer than most of you guyz, coz i’m seeing them everyday when i look 90 degree down, thanks to big mac and cheeseburgers
Hahahaa horny! But i iz rike wtf! So entertaining ;D.
booby trap :P. Dang! funny post. thanks!
boob…keke..muz caring on majority population in world much…
lol. my left eye see boobs! eventhough u close it, still got holes through it.. lol..
Hey Ken, fyi some ladies love boobs too..
Eg me! I love to see ladies boob and my fav is side boob!!!
Love it love it!
* I am not lesbian though
Woohoo!!!!! Great post siah!!! Heee…. After reading this post, i feel abit upset lei… how i wished i’ve a ‘happy valley’ for ppl to envy lei…. LOLxxxxx… =D
hahaha you ni hamsap lo… hahahaha
big boob mean not brain one boh….
In deed this is doing a deed for us men. Nice blog…do summore…lol
http://howjun.blogspot.com/
@ CHVoon… luckily i am the opposite.. wtf..
eh.. got sure must show off la.. coz u tot easy “GOT” meh? =.=”
hahahahah…
eh.. i think la.. wtf.. =.=
boobs for women is like dick for men gua..
men also always show off HOW BIG one, maybe not really show them out la.. but just … aiya. u know what i meant..
cooll……. :)
really like this post
Ken, how about Ah Gua boobs?
I thought so u like guys! lol Kidding kidding! XD
lol.. what a post! We love to show it off because – ‘if you have it, flaunt it’ :D and to make you guys a little jealous for not having them LOL!!
I’m too shy to watch this..
ok…i take your advice and read it at home, and not in office. IM sure my blood pressure would have drop by now… thanks so much, ken.
err..btw, why there are man boobs ah? Those might works the other way round to our health.
err..err…btw again, can post boobs post daily? Not a tough request right?
Woah..this is interesting. Btw, I think the boobs of the girl in pic 9th minutes are cacat especially her happy valley, I guess the picture had been photoshoped lousily. LOL. You won’t be able to see this kind of happy valley in real life. hahah..
lol.. the amount of boob people here…. let me guess, most of you must be around age 18-25 right? I knew it!
Keep it coming Ken and as Mizz Sharon said, do a Dick Post la, see how the response…..
Regards,
David
Malaysia Asia
Dont u just luv this post.. Im into boobs.. yeay.. long live the boobs..
this is one of best articles u’ve posted..
i love boobs! oh yeah!
:O nice boobs.. opp sorry nice post ;)
hah?! all lowered?! which year were you?!
Like the topic.
Ever thought to have one pair of your own someday?
Just kidding!
luckily i oso close my eye..hahaha…nice post…ooops…hehe..
hahaha!!! what a funny and spontaneous topic!LOL
I read about this everywhere too! Haha. And they said it was fake until i read it in The Star, just like you. LOL.
Guess you live longer doing this entry. Haha.
OMG!!!
I LOVE THIIS!!!
THIS IS SOOOOO MUCH BETTER THAN P0RN!
if staring at boobs for 10 minutes a day can add 5 years to my life,
looks like im gonna be an immortal then.
X)
Nic epost. Hahahaa
BTW
google friended you. ^^ Hope you do the same.
chinese school 80 for A la :P
normal one is 75 ma.
not meh? :P
Ladies enjoy boobs too…I don’t know about others, but I do.
wewiitttt lot of boobs here. pfftt notty wehhh
btw hye hye there ;)
aiyahhhh…. so depressing for Aunty to see these beautiful boobs.
Some comfort for me, they will come to my age…. one day. hehe…
LOL…ahhahahahah u’re so funny..ya ya i believe u close ur eyes!
so, all the men in the world will thanks to kenwooi for supporting this live longer campaign..hahahha
aiseh bro…i wanna c new post and pics….cepat cepat…
OOoooo myy god… wahaha.
the boobs and this blog color match up well make me think that you have boobs in your head haha.
cepat2 kawin wei, baru tahu penangannya hahaha
idup biar sedap!
just dropping by.
this comment has nothing to do with this blog entry:
KILL TIGER WOODS!
ok, that’s all. have a nice day.
This is why we women agree that men = lil’ babies and sometimes act like one. Both of them love boobs! hehe.
p/s: I love the pair of my own. lol.
hahaha. i love my happy valley.
gilo ah ko kenwooi….hehehe….
Hahaha,Kenwooi..Always so creative and funny..I heard this thing in the Star a few days ago…This is what u practise everyday?No wonder you are so smart and can write a good entry
AMAZING POST!!!
2 Thumbs Up haha
ayok my eyesss *hurt
great! my eyes are popping out like dinner plates X____X
hahahaha! omg!
dude, you are funny!
ammu.
hahaha, so tasty and nasty…..
What an interesting info! lol~
joshualaw88.blogspot.com
LOL at the last picca… XD
Ken Wooi!!!! I wonder when u’re going to post a blog abt “bananas” Too much boobies liao, try something new =P
Btw, the article is faked and picked up from Sin Chew..so not Star’s fault. Below is the explanation of this given by my bro who went and researched it.. he’s a medical doc :)
http://zennie2005.blogspot.com/2007/12/dr-karen-weatherby-looking-at-boobs-is.html
I open and close my eyes for 10 times…
haha. nice one dude. but y there is suddenly men boobs coming out when there is alot of women BOOBS? lol
damn … no wonder I got so addicted to boobs lahhh~
must b not enough boobs sucking while am a baby~
my earlier gf all big boobs one … mahai ..nowadays all my gf were a bit model lahhh …but boobs got shrink d…
drink papaya milk also not working … haiz… what to do…
damn stim stim lahhh when i see those torpedo boobs…
i love nipples too >.<"
sorry for being too truthful n honest … even though a bit 18SX kakaka~
Nice one ;)
i love those booooooooooobs guys..!!!!!!
girls show off of their boobs because it is guys’ weaknesses. lol
who ask you guys love boobs so much.
Hah!Hah!Hah!
i love boobs. you gay ar kenwooi…dun wan see boobs…
hahaha later get sore eyes. xD
LOL!! This is one funny post.. thank goodness I’m alone in my room.. if my mom around.. she might jz think i’m les.. HAHA..
http://yiansin.blogspot.com/
I want to live longer, please let me have the other 90 pictures, in hi-res if you can. thank you
Hahaha, nice picture. continuous erection