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Chinese New Year Decoration You Wanna Avoid

Decorations are always needed when it comes to festivals. Some may be good and attractive.

night lantern decoration

Like putting up blinking colourful lights around the house. It’s one of the favourite options.

Not forgetting baskets of mandarin oranges.

chinese new year mandarin oranges

But be careful with how you place your oranges. Or else things could be weird. Here’s one I spotted in my house…

chinese god oranges

Two oranges left in front of the figure? I’ll leave the imagination to you.

Besides that, adding props to the god figures might not be advisable. For instance, Barbie.

chinese god barbie

But hey, it’s kinda true what. Good life with good money is nothing without good woman right? Look how happy the fatty is!

Anyway, with all the decorations all set up for this year’s Chinese New Year, the last decoration you wanna see is this…

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dog shit poop

Err… Brownies anyone?

This was decorated by the dogs in my house. How helpful eh?

Anyway, I would like to take this opportunity to wish all kenwooi.com readers Happy Chinese New Year! Have a preposterous prosperous and other-positive-word New Year filled with longevity and-all-those-common-phrases!

chinese new year red packet

Now, can all the married ones kindly give me hong bao? Thank you! =)

117 Comments for “Chinese New Year Decoration You Wanna Avoid”

  • Happy Chinese New Year, Ken! :)

    lwaikeong on 14 February, 2010 at 12:03 AM
  • Hi Kenwooi, are those decoration in the 1st photo from your house?

    Aiyo! Calling the Laughing Buddha a fatty? Not good, not good, Haha!

    Choi! Showing us shits on the first day of CNY? Not prosperous lah!!! Unless those shits are gold in colour, then different. LOL!

    foongpc on 14 February, 2010 at 12:17 AM
  • happy Chinese New Year!!!!!!
    HAVE A GREAT TIGER YEAR(^^)~~~~~~~~

    xjion89 on 14 February, 2010 at 12:31 AM
  • Happy Chinese New Year =)
    and Happy Valentine’s Day too.. XD

    Michelle on 14 February, 2010 at 12:38 AM
  • hey hey, happy chinese new year!! :)

    Esther on 14 February, 2010 at 12:53 AM
  • Happy Chinese New year ken, I still can’t stop laughing at the dog’s decoration

    Jake Hays on 14 February, 2010 at 12:54 AM
  • hey bro!! happy cny to u ya ^^

    Adrian on 14 February, 2010 at 1:01 AM
  • hapi new year..

    from Nikel Khor

    nikel on 14 February, 2010 at 1:04 AM
  • happy new year :)

    nn on 14 February, 2010 at 1:12 AM
  • hi there~~ happy chinese new year~~

    me too hunting for married ppl to give me something for this festive.

    1 malaysia maa… =)

    aslina on 14 February, 2010 at 1:25 AM
  • Your dog really knows when to contribute his share wor. ahaha…happy new year dude! u back home now? when u leaving again?

    EVo on 14 February, 2010 at 2:12 AM
  • What on earth the brownies doing over there? :p And the barbie doll? hahaha :D

    Anyway happy chinese new year to you bro. :D

    tekkaus on 14 February, 2010 at 2:59 AM
  • yeah happy chinese new year :) gong xi fa cai and happy valentine’s day

    fufu on 14 February, 2010 at 4:51 AM
  • Happy Chinese New Year!

    Kancilbiru on 14 February, 2010 at 5:48 AM
  • happy chinese new year.

    richard on 14 February, 2010 at 7:32 AM
  • So adorable! I miss being in Asia for Chinese New year :(

    yvonen on 14 February, 2010 at 7:42 AM
  • Hi!Morning..I wanna wish U all the best & Happy Chinese New Year..
    Xin Nian Kuai Ler!

    p.s: Limau Sebijik kasi saya? :)

    luvieda on 14 February, 2010 at 8:56 AM
  • Happy CNY and Gong Xi Fatt Cai~

    uLi on 14 February, 2010 at 9:14 AM
  • happy CNY~ :D

    d2z on 14 February, 2010 at 9:31 AM
  • have fun during the festive season!

    wenn on 14 February, 2010 at 9:33 AM
  • hahaha
    money and women…

    ahfatt on 14 February, 2010 at 10:26 AM
  • LOL!!! Ya…your ang pao’s here…in Sibu. Come and get it! :D

    suituapui on 14 February, 2010 at 10:40 AM
  • haha, u are funny lah~
    happy new year and happy valentine’s day~

    candlelyn on 14 February, 2010 at 11:01 AM
  • LOL..What’s the barbie doll doing there? Happy CNY Ken :)

    MRC on 14 February, 2010 at 11:02 AM
  • happy chinese new year ken!

    aidi-safuan on 14 February, 2010 at 11:14 AM
  • Happy CNY!!! XD

    Sxiion on 14 February, 2010 at 12:44 PM
  • Gong xi fa cai~! and have fun on this lunar new year holiday

    Pikey on 14 February, 2010 at 12:46 PM
  • Happy chinese new year!

    caloy on 14 February, 2010 at 12:56 PM
  • hey ken, happy Chinese new year!
    hope u get good prosperity this year.
    gong xi gong xi~

    maestro on 14 February, 2010 at 1:01 PM
  • Happy CNY + Valentine’s Day..:)

    Bananaz on 14 February, 2010 at 1:24 PM
  • Those ‘brownies’ seem to be well-positioned to each other. Good dog you’ve got there. He he he. Happy Chinese New Year mr Kenwooi!

    jipp on 14 February, 2010 at 1:32 PM
  • Dang, brownies. lol!
    Happy Chinese New Year dude!

    AaronWoolala on 14 February, 2010 at 1:53 PM
  • heya! =)

    Ying Zi on 14 February, 2010 at 2:32 PM
  • Hello,enjoy collecting and paos. Happy CNY and Valentine’s day to you too!

    Ying Zi on 14 February, 2010 at 2:32 PM
  • bro!!! happy cny man! HAppy valentines also! haha

    Vic on 14 February, 2010 at 2:41 PM
  • Happy Chinese New Year dude! Hopefully this year of the tiger will bring u much luck n wealthiness.

    Dak Wan on 14 February, 2010 at 2:49 PM
  • so the brownies tasted good? XP

    Elaine on 14 February, 2010 at 4:18 PM
  • Happy CNY;)

    Medie007 on 14 February, 2010 at 4:32 PM
  • i am sure you have a great time…

    sharinginfoz on 14 February, 2010 at 4:37 PM
  • Huat ah!!
    Gong Xi Fa Cai!!

    Ken Hong on 14 February, 2010 at 4:56 PM
  • Gong Xi Fa Cai!

    Fa ar!

    CHVoon on 14 February, 2010 at 6:02 PM
  • Eww… those brownies are so not edible!

    Michelle on 14 February, 2010 at 6:09 PM
  • nice shots.. happy chinese new year..:)

    ajey on 14 February, 2010 at 6:20 PM
  • happy tiger year.

    choonhong on 14 February, 2010 at 6:23 PM
  • I laughed out loud when I saw the mandarins infront of the figurine :D btw, good luck with cleaning those “brownies”

    Happy New Year to you!

    kate on 14 February, 2010 at 6:34 PM
  • Happy CNY ^.^

    prinzcy on 14 February, 2010 at 8:19 PM
  • Brownies ey . . . was it sedap ? LOL !
    Gong Xi Fa Cai to you ! Have a great one :)

    Sakira on 14 February, 2010 at 8:46 PM
  • Happy CNY to you, Ken! :D

    Caffery on 14 February, 2010 at 8:57 PM
  • Happy Chinese new year… any angpaw for me??

    zik on 14 February, 2010 at 10:18 PM
  • euwww..the brownies makes me wanna vomit..

    fizamastar on 14 February, 2010 at 10:34 PM
  • kung hei fatt choy! :D

    henry on 14 February, 2010 at 10:44 PM
  • epi chinese new year!!

    so funny la u… hows da brownies..? extra choc or overbaked..? ;P

    iShLiBeTiSh on 14 February, 2010 at 10:50 PM
  • happy chinese new year…yo tis post is #1 on blogged.my =p

    sam on 14 February, 2010 at 11:13 PM
  • Doggie is nice, i miss my dog in KL.

    Happy CNY from Ushaia, Argentina, its freaking cold here.:)

    superwilson on 14 February, 2010 at 11:16 PM
  • Happy Chinese New Year!
    Gong Xi Fa Cai!
    Wishing every one a great Tiger year ahead!

    Happy Valentine’s Day too!

    eastcoastlife on 14 February, 2010 at 11:39 PM
  • Happy Chinese New Year…Have a good and prosperous year ahead :)

    darkforcez on 14 February, 2010 at 11:44 PM
  • Hi Kenwooi! Happy chinese new year. Any ang pau for me? Hehe.. :DD

    Fathiha Zainal on 15 February, 2010 at 12:30 AM
  • LOLZ!!!!

    Himmat on 15 February, 2010 at 12:44 AM
  • heya ken! =) Happy cny. The pic with the barbie really cracked me up. You’ve probably changed my perception of why the laughing buddha always looks so happy………

    joanni on 15 February, 2010 at 12:49 AM
  • Happy Tiger Year to u… :D

    zzkang on 15 February, 2010 at 1:02 AM
  • xi nian kuai le. ken wooi =)

    lilyickis on 15 February, 2010 at 1:05 AM
  • kenwooi… any angpow for me meh?

    farenova on 15 February, 2010 at 1:14 AM
  • happy cny ken! =)

    Mizz Sharon on 15 February, 2010 at 1:22 AM
  • how come a handsome guy like u never married yet? impossible..

    farenova on 15 February, 2010 at 1:35 AM
  • haha great post to spice things up for the CNY… u have a very colourful imagination !!

    lechua on 15 February, 2010 at 2:13 AM
  • HaPPy ChineSe NeW YeaR!

    KwOnG FeI on 15 February, 2010 at 2:56 AM
  • hahhaaha…..look like ur house gonna b v fatt this year…trust me!! happy cny

    manglish on 15 February, 2010 at 7:57 AM
  • lollllllllll barbie’s looking like a bimbo trophy wife haaha
    Gong xi fa cai xD

    Manju on 15 February, 2010 at 8:09 AM
  • Happy CNY!

    life ramblings on 15 February, 2010 at 10:42 AM
  • Beautiful celebrative lights Kenwooi!
    Happy CNY to you and your family!

    You are not just a blogger but a good writer, photographer and story teller too.

    You must be practising your Mandarin…He..He..Ang Bau for Hong Bau!

    Busy here, two days not online, now back to visit blogger friends like youlah…

    Actually, if one is kind hearted, he or she can give away hong bau anytimes but not just during CNY. It’s a blessing.

    I too give away hong bau to my students…but selected one…must work hard to receive mine!

    Too bad, you are so far away…so again I wish you all the best Kenwooi:)

    yoonsee on 15 February, 2010 at 10:47 AM
  • wow… nice lights! omg. the poop. lol. did u have to? haha.

    angie on 15 February, 2010 at 10:59 AM
  • Hello Ken! your blog is pretty cool :) :) AND funny!

    SamuelGoh on 15 February, 2010 at 2:37 PM
  • Happy Chinese New Year, kenwooi :D

    ween on 15 February, 2010 at 5:04 PM
  • ahhaha….well said…

    charles on 15 February, 2010 at 7:16 PM
  • Happy happy Chinese New Year to u and ur loves ones^^

    kelvin on 15 February, 2010 at 11:24 PM
  • Good lah, your dog help you to decorate the house as well hehe :D

    Little Octopus on 16 February, 2010 at 3:39 AM
  • Happy Chinese New Year!

    peachkins on 16 February, 2010 at 6:25 AM
  • Happy Chinese New Year, Kenwooi!! :D Where is my angpow!! Hehehehee!

    wen pink on 16 February, 2010 at 6:29 AM
  • Happy Chinese New Year to u Ken

    M-Knight on 16 February, 2010 at 7:53 AM
  • Happy CNY…Mr Ken and all his beloved followers…

    Faizal Azelan on 16 February, 2010 at 8:24 AM
  • nice blog :) keep writing

    Oh Porous Sky

    Suckingbird Keller on 16 February, 2010 at 10:43 AM
  • You have a great site! And great photos too!

    It’s the photographer, not the lens that matters!

    Happy New Year!

    Bing

    Bing on 16 February, 2010 at 1:09 PM
  • Happy New Year to you too!

    Pat Pat on 16 February, 2010 at 1:09 PM
  • hello nice to meet you. Wish you a healthy and prosperous year of TIGEEEERRRRR~~

    ahfatt.com on 16 February, 2010 at 1:17 PM
  • gong hei fat choi

    4 on 16 February, 2010 at 6:48 PM
  • LOL a very funny post especially with the barbie

    You want angpau , you must come visiting la…:p

    kathy on 16 February, 2010 at 7:08 PM
  • Happy Chinese New Year!

    The Envoy on 16 February, 2010 at 7:38 PM
  • hello hello. (: back for my daily visit. ^^ cheers ken!

    vic on 16 February, 2010 at 8:23 PM
  • happy chinese new year to you
    since you’re older than me, give me an ang pau! ^^

    sirei/rei on 16 February, 2010 at 9:04 PM
  • Heng lah~

    that was ‘CHOY” … very huaattt lah~

    anyway, Happy CNY ya~ ^__^

    Alpha Ace on 16 February, 2010 at 11:26 PM
  • I thought u CNY in Europe? Hahaa

    Bernard Chung on 16 February, 2010 at 11:32 PM
  • gong xi fa chaiiiii kenwooii..i like the one with the barbie..the face of the god seems to be so suitable with the barbie…hehe

    hemy on 17 February, 2010 at 12:18 AM
  • Cool! Happy CNY to you! xD

    wklow on 17 February, 2010 at 12:20 AM
  • Hahaha! You will need to wait until I get married first! That’s only if a girl wants me luh!

    Calvin Ken Lee on 17 February, 2010 at 2:53 AM
  • Happy Chinese New Year!!!

    Celeste on 17 February, 2010 at 9:40 AM
  • hahaha…

    btw, Happy CNY to u and ur family!

    http://flipfictions.blogspot.com/

    Fairoz Khan on 17 February, 2010 at 10:39 AM
  • Happy Chinese New Year! Have a prosperous and other-positive-word New Year

    beng on 17 February, 2010 at 11:38 AM
  • oops i hope the wording wasn’t copyrighted hehe

    beng on 17 February, 2010 at 11:39 AM
  • Happy Roaring Chinese New Year all!~

    Su on 17 February, 2010 at 12:02 PM
  • Hahhahahaha! Nice one!

    "I" the writer on 17 February, 2010 at 12:41 PM
  • Hehehe~

    I was thinking to ask u angpow lor~

    Hehehe~

    Lord Zara on 17 February, 2010 at 12:49 PM
  • LMAO! ^^ kawaiii pics

    pizookie on 17 February, 2010 at 1:36 PM
  • I also want hong bao can? *LOL*

    Happy Chinese New Year to you too Ken ;)

    ahlost on 17 February, 2010 at 3:11 PM
  • happy chineese new year

    amerwafiy on 17 February, 2010 at 4:04 PM
  • Cookies….. =.= LOL
    Happy CNY :)

    Xiaopei on 17 February, 2010 at 4:50 PM
  • haha.. ur post never failed to amused me.. LOL.. Happy Chinese New Year

    jas jas on 17 February, 2010 at 7:46 PM
  • Happy lunar new year!! HUAT AR!!!

    Kristin on 17 February, 2010 at 7:50 PM
  • LOL. I like the fatty + barbie decoration. Super funny, man. Can’t stop laughing.

    Alvin Lim Fong Yee on 17 February, 2010 at 8:39 PM
  • Happy Chinese New Year man. Did you finish those brownies?

    How Jun on 17 February, 2010 at 11:08 PM
  • Tat’s what I called it as “ONG” lol! Happy Chinese New Year bro!

    Tallboyz on 17 February, 2010 at 11:35 PM
  • Gong Hei Fatt Choy~!!!

    MsXeRoZ on 19 February, 2010 at 3:04 PM
  • Happy Chinese New Year to you and your family. Wish your family and you in healthy and have a prosperous year!

    Ken Tay on 21 February, 2010 at 2:19 AM
  • Hye Kenwooi..its not too late ryte to wish you Heppy Chinese New Year..

    Btw..Ogawa for you :)

    Fauzan on 21 February, 2010 at 7:13 PM
  • lol at the dog dung, you cant clean it on first day right can you?(if you keep the traditions)

    zentora on 22 February, 2010 at 10:39 AM
  • ur blog earns alot, so u should give me ang pao too! lolz hahahaha

    IyouweBlog.com on 22 February, 2010 at 11:17 PM
  • Is your dog toilet-trained?

    Abang Long on 26 February, 2010 at 7:26 PM
  • NICE CNY blog! LoLz.. becareful not to insult the Gods ^.^

    Keng Huei on 28 February, 2010 at 5:55 PM

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