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Feb 03 2010

Why Ladies Think Apple’s iPad Sucks

The number one reason why ladies think Apple’s latest product – the iPad – sucks:

apple ipad blood

Because it doesn’t suck!

It’s just too over-sized to be used!


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83 Comments for “Why Ladies Think Apple’s iPad Sucks”

  1. # JustinHon 03 Feb 2010 at 12:05 AM

    YEA DAMM TRUE IT DOESN’T SUCK! LOLOL

  2. # AaronWoolalaon 03 Feb 2010 at 12:08 AM

    Alamak. ROFL

  3. # IHSANon 03 Feb 2010 at 12:11 AM

    ROFLROFLOLOLOL

    btw, that’s not a picture of the iPad!

    You’re observant! I didn’t notice the mistake! Changed! =)

  4. # kumfyeon 03 Feb 2010 at 12:22 AM

    how was the trip to europe….seems like you enjoying there very much…happy chinese new year

    http://www.thefye.com

  5. # ~eRiC~on 03 Feb 2010 at 12:24 AM

    Coz it sounds like to be used monthly… XD

  6. # henryon 03 Feb 2010 at 12:24 AM

    lol… i wonder why so many critic post about the name of the iPad and the iPad itself… XD

  7. # nikelon 03 Feb 2010 at 12:30 AM

    not understand..but i noe too big screen not gud too…easy touch wrong

    from Nikel Khor

  8. # fatuon 03 Feb 2010 at 12:49 AM

    i think its cool

  9. # Manjuon 03 Feb 2010 at 12:51 AM

    not absorbant rofl

  10. # melloon 03 Feb 2010 at 1:33 AM

    hahaha got it! =p

  11. # farenovaon 03 Feb 2010 at 2:17 AM

    it isn’t suck… but when the size is too big it may stuck

  12. # Vicon 03 Feb 2010 at 2:33 AM

    Hey there! haha iPad. A sanitary pad, Just more expensive. (: clicked on your Malaysian airlines ad!

  13. # tekkauson 03 Feb 2010 at 6:05 AM

    Maybe! That could be one of the reasons. Haha :D

  14. # suituapuion 03 Feb 2010 at 7:18 AM

    Yup…it’s too big and I hear it has limited functions compared to a notebook and I bet it’s expensive too. Btw, I also heard Nokia has come out with a “booklet”… Any good?

  15. # massyon 03 Feb 2010 at 7:19 AM

    too big XP

  16. # renayeon 03 Feb 2010 at 7:42 AM

    if the pad is not big enough then it will be hard to read or watch movies!

  17. # aslinaon 03 Feb 2010 at 8:18 AM

    better for apple to change to other name laa…dat name oso lame to me~~ wahaha…

    i’m good in imagine things u know?

  18. # Niki Cheongon 03 Feb 2010 at 8:23 AM

    Oh eww.

  19. # zulson 03 Feb 2010 at 8:50 AM

    LOL! Agree with @aslina that name are lame, and make it less attractive

  20. # caloyon 03 Feb 2010 at 9:27 AM

    witty!

    for one thing, the iPad developers intended the iPad to be a netbook, book reader, newsreader, web surfer, and a media player shoved into a single device.

    Considering the the previous tablet PC’s from microsolf, this thing is a gold mine. Let’s give the thing a chance, shall we? I t hasn’t released to the market yet. Remember when they first release of the iPod? Pundits thought that no one is going to buy it. Now, its still the best selling mp3 device in the market.

    nice post man.

  21. # manglishon 03 Feb 2010 at 9:30 AM

    hahahahahahahahaha u spoilt tat Ipad!!!!!!! give it to me….

  22. # kelvinon 03 Feb 2010 at 9:37 AM

    Lol, ipad is the the blown up version of iphone~ Wonder why so many ppl make a hassle out of it.

  23. # birUon 03 Feb 2010 at 10:04 AM

    hellooooooooo…

    wowwwwwwww

    how about the prize!!!

    huhuhu

  24. # uLion 03 Feb 2010 at 10:08 AM

    Then I am the minority lo…coz I like it =)

  25. # Jasonon 03 Feb 2010 at 11:32 AM

    LOL! Awesome post! Cracked me up! (:

  26. # Anif®on 03 Feb 2010 at 11:32 AM

    iPad = iHate it

  27. # zazaon 03 Feb 2010 at 11:35 AM

    i dun think its suck.its cool but jus a lil bit bigger (:

  28. # samuel202on 03 Feb 2010 at 11:50 AM

    Are those…bloodstains? ==

  29. # aralelingon 03 Feb 2010 at 12:09 PM

    I think it is the name problem.. hahaha

  30. # Sakiraon 03 Feb 2010 at 12:21 PM

    Good one ! ;)

  31. # pizookieon 03 Feb 2010 at 12:31 PM

    Because it doesnt have USB port!!!

  32. # tammieon 03 Feb 2010 at 1:36 PM

    lol.i saw a video abt this on fb. its gross..lol

    anyway i laugh at ur typo.hahaha~ its okay.

  33. # Janon 03 Feb 2010 at 2:12 PM

    OMG! Lol! That’s so graphic. Even porn censorship authorities would say so. Lol.

  34. # Jones Scotton 03 Feb 2010 at 2:31 PM

    hahaha… fucked up

  35. # Nanieon 03 Feb 2010 at 4:32 PM

    i dont like it !!

    its big
    not cotton
    no wings
    too pricy!!
    its hard? lol

    hahahha. nice entry!

  36. # uchanon 03 Feb 2010 at 4:45 PM

    haahhha, so funny!!! i was in “the forever blinking motion” when i read this post..when i re-read it, only then i get it. i-pad doesn’t sucks.

  37. # Ken Hongon 03 Feb 2010 at 4:47 PM

    Hahaha….
    iTampon?
    Might be the next generation of iPad.

  38. # naddon 03 Feb 2010 at 7:08 PM

    trueeeeeeeeeee…
    it is over sized.. gotta hv 1 wit wings.hohoho

  39. # Ghosty Nanaon 03 Feb 2010 at 7:48 PM

    Mac ipad =Maxi pad.. hehehe I read a blog with youtube about it.

    I just embed the youtube on my blog
    http://ghostynana.blogspot.com/2010/02/mac-ipad.html

  40. # Wilfredon 03 Feb 2010 at 9:46 PM

    i like that london post, i never been to london before, but i been to New zealand just 3 months ago for a school secondary 2 twinning programme. Met new friends and had fun. Well after seeing that London post, i maybe would also wan to go to london when im big. Thanks for sharing that great article.

  41. # Khairion 03 Feb 2010 at 10:35 PM

    Haha. Kau ni mmg kelakar la wei ini bukan itu pad lor. hayyaa…

    But yes it is toooooo big!

  42. # Vicon 03 Feb 2010 at 11:11 PM

    hahaha it doesn’t suck. xD well normal pads absorb. :P

  43. # Jeanon 04 Feb 2010 at 12:55 AM

    I’m a lady, but I love it! just the name..and no flash thing…>.<

  44. # Samon 04 Feb 2010 at 1:59 AM

    hahaa omg your humor is sooo funny LOL

  45. # sharinginfozon 04 Feb 2010 at 8:43 AM

    the word itself make woman does not like that…. anyway clicked ur LG and xpax…..

    Siapa Nak Promo Blog???

    Bosan, Nak Buat Apa???

    Seronok kan Tak ada Hutang???

  46. # nOjon 04 Feb 2010 at 9:09 AM

    so big. cannot fit my pocket lorr

  47. # birUon 04 Feb 2010 at 9:25 AM

    mornin ken

  48. # meikhengon 04 Feb 2010 at 2:03 PM

    hahaha. ya, so true that it doesn’t suck. But I don’t agree with the size though, I love BIG! I don’t mind if I have an iPad for myself. :) Have a nice day, cheers.

  49. # Keng Hueion 04 Feb 2010 at 2:54 PM

    Lol!! You..
    Well I’ve heard about the “pad” joke before but this is really good..short and sweet..and very funny :P
    It’s good to see your usual pervertic, interesting posts again after a long break of long, boring Europe posts :P

  50. # viaon 04 Feb 2010 at 5:25 PM

    my wife like it a lot…feel like getting one for her…hehehe

  51. # [SK]on 04 Feb 2010 at 5:55 PM

    it’s oversized and feel stupid.. :p

  52. # Vicon 04 Feb 2010 at 6:10 PM

    Yerr.. i want a tiger nuffnang ad.. T_T so colorful for my blog haha. *jealous* oh btw clicked on it

  53. # bengbengon 04 Feb 2010 at 9:16 PM

    Loved yr travel pics. Now that u r back, u blog abt this? :)

    Happy Chinese New YEar

  54. # fionaon 04 Feb 2010 at 9:28 PM

    woah. plenty of comments here.

    just dropping by to say happy chinese new year!

  55. # Jamieon 04 Feb 2010 at 10:07 PM

    It looks great.
    nice blog,
    kisses.

  56. # Fairoz Khanon 04 Feb 2010 at 10:49 PM

    good one…

    Can’t agree more..

    flipfictions.blogspot.com

  57. # Christopheron 04 Feb 2010 at 10:51 PM

    the name has pissed off many ladies …..

  58. # mikhaelkuehon 04 Feb 2010 at 11:06 PM

    Yah, very over-sized.

  59. # Coerllyon 04 Feb 2010 at 11:21 PM

    looks great the iPad :) just only the sounds “PAD” hahah
    heyya :)

  60. # Gadis borneoon 04 Feb 2010 at 11:36 PM

    wew…its cool….:) nangs2x~ hihih

  61. # Kaitoon 05 Feb 2010 at 1:28 AM

    my friends love it…but to me, i don’t like it….=)

  62. # pizookieon 05 Feb 2010 at 8:06 AM

    I found myself really bored today so I have been hopping to random people blog.

    Anyways,

    I have a question about england (so you went to school there right?), so what did trigger you to go back to Malaysia for good? I know it’s a retard question but it seems you had a good time there. Anyways, keep up with the blogging.

    Glad you like it here. Anyway, I didn’t study there. I was there just for a trip. =)

    Some of your blog entry really made my day. No need to publish my comment. Chaoo

  63. # birUon 05 Feb 2010 at 9:18 AM

    yuhuuuuuuuuuuuu…

    hv a nice day

  64. # vveijieon 05 Feb 2010 at 10:55 AM

    wahaha !! that’s a good one . :D

    cheers .

  65. # yunchunon 05 Feb 2010 at 11:58 AM

    If you have ipad, there is no reason to not throw in the trash LOL …
    but my cousin is very happy with ipad, I don’t know what he likes from ipad, probably the same size “over-sized” as Ipad. LOL

  66. # Kian Coion 05 Feb 2010 at 2:30 PM

    hello friend, thank’s for added and visit my blog, so i’ve added you as my friend to. thank’s …!!!

  67. # Derek Yapon 05 Feb 2010 at 2:36 PM

    Dude, u need a Cbox. lolXD If u’re particular who posts there, u can alwyays delete the messages in it. :)

    btw, here’s my view on the iPad -
    http://livinglifelarge.derekyap.com/?p=3015

  68. # count aon 05 Feb 2010 at 2:48 PM

    hahaha

  69. # F I Ton 05 Feb 2010 at 10:15 PM

    at first i read your entry, i didn’t realize something until i watched a video of ‘madtv-iPad’..hahaha now i get it..me so lembap la hahaha

  70. # stephy-nieon 05 Feb 2010 at 11:08 PM

    LOL wth hahahaha

  71. # Lynnon 05 Feb 2010 at 11:58 PM

    LOL

    http://refreshin-one.blogspot.com

  72. # jacon 06 Feb 2010 at 12:00 AM

    i m lady…but i dont think it is suck!!LOL…i wish to grab 1…=p

  73. # Chesteron 06 Feb 2010 at 9:39 AM

    lol! i just noticed the blood stain u added on it.

  74. # Ashon 06 Feb 2010 at 8:52 PM

    Lawak. Good one!

  75. # henryon 09 Feb 2010 at 2:28 PM

    no updates ka?

  76. # How Junon 11 Feb 2010 at 5:59 PM

    It’s basically a very Big Ipod. With that price, i’ll top up abit a go for mac book.

  77. # lilyickison 12 Feb 2010 at 10:04 PM

    LOL. good one!

  78. # yoonseeon 15 Feb 2010 at 10:54 AM

    Ooooo:)

  79. # aftuzon 20 Feb 2010 at 9:13 PM

    yea..it just change “o” tu “a” lol.

  80. # zentoraon 22 Feb 2010 at 10:26 AM

    ROFL and the red ink

  81. # cWon 24 Feb 2010 at 10:23 PM

    the hate factors :

    its ‘massive’ in size to the gadgetizer world
    its expensive compared to other regular pads(namely writing pad,sanitary pad and padlock too)

    ask the ladies :)

  82. # Himmaton 24 Feb 2010 at 10:43 PM

    Haha….lolz….didnt really get u :(

  83. # hiew10yon 04 Mar 2010 at 7:22 PM

    Nice one… ROFL

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