Therefore, I’ve come up 10 simple tips on how to be a famous female blogger. Only for the ladies but if you guys wanna try out, by all means, try it. =)
1) Show off cleavage and upper boobs.
This is the most important of all. Ladies, I’m not being a pervert here, but your asset on your chest can be a huge attraction for your blog. I believe that if you have the oomph, flaunt it proudly and sexily.
Here’s a very good example. (I know where your eyes will be focusing at)
She’s X-Tin from Singapore [162 hamsup people clicked on Day 1, 64 on Day 2] and her blog is filled with… erm… her own pictures okay?
Now stop staring at her and continue with the next point!
2) Camwhore (also known as self-photography).
The simplest way to obtain photos for your blog is by taking photos of yourself. If you have a pretty/cute/beautiful/sexy/whatever face, just take a photo of it.
I bet everyone knows her – Xia Xue, the Queen of Blogosphere!
Also, if you can, take photos from awkward angles. It shows that your body is flexible and it might attract men’s attention.
This is how Tey Cindy does it!
Oh yeah, taking photos of your body parts can work too.
And this is how Cheesie does it! By showing her legs during a bubble bath.
3) Go out on fun outings.
When having outings for shopping, photo shooting or clubbing (especially), do take photos of yourself having fun! With those photos, you can come up with a new entry.
If a guy were to attempt such method, I guess only gays will read it. =/
Also, if you’re out with your girl-friends/BBF/bitches, don’t forget to take photos with them too. Extra points will be given if you have pretty friends in your group!
4) Be a bimbo.
Being a bimbo might not be everyone’s cup of tea, but it’s proven that by being one – you’ll attract more attention.
Think yourself as a princess, look highly on yourself and be proud of who you are. That’s self-esteem at its best!
5) Love the colour pink.
Xia Xue loves pink.
Cheeserland loves pink as well. Need I explain more?
6) Learn to Photoshop your face.
Even though you’re already pretty enough, it’s totally fine to Photoshop your faces on each and every photo before uploading to the Internet.
This is how Cheesie preforms her Photoshop skills. According to her – “Job done: Sleepy eyes lift, grey-blue contact lens, Jolin’s nose, Shu Uemura’s falsies, Pink nail art, hair extension etc etc etc can’t remember.”
Cool eh? So what are you waiting for? Start learning Photoshop now.
7) Engage in blog wars with other female bloggers.
It’s pretty self-explanatory if you’ve been on the blogosphere for quite some time.
Oh yeah, you know they war with each other until it appeared on the local newspaper!
In way, they became more famous. Just sue, sue and sue!
Anyway, the mentioned 7 points above shall be practiced and cultivated FIRST before proceeding to the next 3 points. So once you get more than thousands of hits a day, you can continue with the following points.
8) Make friend with famous male bloggers.
Like I’ve mentioned earlier in How To Be Famous Blogger Like Kenny Sia, being good friends with the opposite gender can be beneficial.
He will be somehow attracted to you and will eventually blog about you. Hence, more traffic! Woohoo!
9) Blog about anything you like.
So when you’re already famous, just blog anything you want. Blog about your daily routine, how cute your puppy is, or even what you ate for the whole day.
But remember, do include random photos of yourself as well.
But to be honest, I wonder how did Cindy do it.
Headache ensued after I attempt that pose. Minor neck and back pain too. Maybe my body not flexible at all. =/
Then the legs as well.
Toilet bowl? Yeah, toilet bowl and bathtub same same lah. Sorry ah, forgot to shave!
10) Provide beauty tips.
Besides that, once you’re an idol to everyone – you can start blogging about your own beauty tips. Like how to style your hair.
Cool or not?
Then, how to paint your nails.
Oh my finger so pretty! You should follow it!
And how to paint your toenails.
Rainbow colours! Me likey! You should follow it too!
So do you like my beauty + styling tips? I’m more than happy to write more on that! =P
Anyway, no bad intentions towards the female bloggers mentioned in this entry. They are certainly one of the top female bloggers around and it’s always nice to be inspired by them.
Take note: This is not you-must-blog-like-them blogging tips! Being yourself is the best. =)