Ways To Avoid GF Distraction during World Cup
This is a double entry written in collaboration with Kelly from curryegg. While this entry is totally for the guys, curryegg’s is for the ladies – How To Distract Boyfriend from World Cup. Check it out ya! =)
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So the World Cup 2010 is just around the corner. Every football lover would be preparing their “resources” (junk food and refreshments) for the matches.
But I collect stress balls from Tiger instead. Coz it’ll be lots of stress!
So everything is all set – but for the attached, the only thing (or person) that will most probably distract you from the World Cup frenzy is your girlfriend! That’s only if she has totally no interest in football lah. If your girl loves football, you’re a lucky dude!
This entry is dedicated to you unlucky dudes who want to glue yourself to the World Cup but your girlfriend wants you to glue to her instead.
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1) If you’re watching the matches outside (at some mamak stall or friend’s place), tell her you’re out for an important business meeting.
Yeah, at night! That’s the trend what! Right guys? We’ll multitask don’t worry! =P
2) If she knows that it’s fake and insists on following you to your “business meeting” – and to avoid her from distracting you during the match – tell her David Beckham is playing!
Yeah, we all know David Beckham is not playing (shhhhh, don’t tell her!) but he’s probably the reason why most ladies love watching football!
Then play a little game with her – ask her to spot David Beckham playing. (So she’ll concentrate on the match as well and not distract you)
3) However, if you’re watching it at home on your home theatre, suggest to hold a party.
For a meeting-cum-gathering – for the fun of being together. Then you and the guys can watch football together while your girlfriend can talk/gossip/play/emo with the ladies.
4) Remember to buy another television (any size will do) for her. But keep it as a present first!
So in case during the house party – if she wants to watch her own show – tell her you have a gift for her. She’ll be so excited and you present the television.
Alright, she might not be happy about that but tell her you’ll get back to her after the World Cup!
5) If all don’t work, the best way to avoid distraction is (okay this is definitely in favour of the ladies) to give her money!
How much to give? I depends on how much you want her to be away. The more money, the more time for yourself and vice versa. It’s like buying time!
I bet your girlfriend won’t hesitate even a little!
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Alright guys, your ladies might be mad at you by doing all these. But at the end of the day (after a match is finished), you can go to bed…
Take note: Only applicable to those couples staying together.
Assuming that she’s already sleeping – slip into the bed, cuddle her from the back…
…and whisper into her ears.
Whisper the most wonderful feeling in the World…
…Cup!
P/S: Guys, if you’re using these tricks, please don’t tell that you learned them from here! kenwooi.com will not be held responsible for any failed attempts alright. =)
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Don’t forget to check out curryegg’s entry for the ladies!
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I won’t copy yours!! Because I don’t really interested with football!! :)~
yes. the best way is to give them more money. It worked all the time. btw, very nice tips. LOL
yey i’m a lucky guy then! merdeka!
cute pink tv…
HAHAHAH
rm50 only ah? isk isk isk
great post, maybe can think of how to skip works on the weekdays for football matches ^^
too bad i’m just single… :P
I can no worry about gf! :D
betting huh?
No more david beckham. Ronaldo & kaka ok? =P
Good points you have there. Haha.. Money is good.
=D
money is the best
haha!
I love football so I guess I’m the cool girlfriend ;)
Though now I’m tempted to pretend that I don’t so that my boyfriend would give me money and/or buy me a TV set.
HAHA. Okay, I’m kidding. Funny post. :)
hahaahahah 50RM only ar next time give credit card haahaa
HAHAHAHAHAH business meeting indeed.
haha…good point there… good thing I’m not into football..
Better still…send her off to stay with her mother…the whole World Cup season!
out of them, i’d love it if my bf gimme money..lots of money..so that, when he’s having fun watching football, i can have fun too by spending his money..hahaha~ kiddin’..
aiyakkk…ekeke
So how much did u win?? LOL….. now the secret is out.. all ladies will be on the watchout!
HAhahaha..another creative story from Ken! :D
nice tips!…haha
My guy is not THAT into football, thank god! But we will watch the important matches together, since I also wanna see who wins the cup!
lolx….seems like all the guys starting to think of a “reason” for world cup ya…isskkk issskkk….!
hahahahah ok now i already know all the boys ‘silly reasons’ during WC…hahahah,but dun worry, i love football also… so i wont say ‘ha,this must be ‘silly reason’ u took from kenwooi, riteeeeeeeeee’..
hahaha..money seems to be a good option :P
Money, indeed! Haha really funny post. =)
i wish i have a bf who loves football..tsk
Wow! so cute the little football! :D I want!btw whr u buy?
hahaha….lots of good excuses….
i like ur blog
Creative excuse to get rid of the ladies. LOL.. Well, out of so many way, I do agree that give money is the best solution.. But RM50 seems too little.. Give atm card or credit card wil do. LOL
Don’t really think it will work XD
Cool one Ken Wooi :-D
i guess im lucky to have a gf who watches football. too bad shes a man utd supporter..bah!
Wah! It seems like it is so difficult to watch the world cup.
hahaha~funny~
ockay now I know, I will never be tricked anymore :P
RM50 onli? Gimme platinum card, I won’t disturb for the whole WC duration. LOL
nice tips :D
most girls i know are the biggest fans of football, except for me.
gosh~ I can’t use any of these tricks anymore then~
I believes that my gf has already read your post here~ >.<
hahaha nice tips bro.. :p
hahaha! good one ken, especially the beckham stuff!
LOL>…nice one Ken!
wahh ……. nice wor … but hope ur gf didnt see this ! LOL
I’d go for money. But he’d better make it A LOT!! It’s a pay back for being ignored. Lols~
haha~ great tips mate!
though i would love if he can add the rm50 to rm500 or maybe another zero = heaven!
Haha..but this trick also work to your mum…haha..women all are the sama…hehe
no 5 is the best solution..
Well, I’ll have him give me money, I really won’t hesitate!
watch foot ball with all your friends topless. Make sure you invite the big guy.
even a bf gave us money, we still needs them to accompany us to shop!
oOooO~~ what a “not bad” idea^^ :P
number 4 cracked me up..lol
Hahaha :D Funny one. :)
Hahaha tt was funny! >.<
hahaha…nice tips..but im not using any tips that u gave coz i still single..so no need to spend my pocket money..if i want to watch at mamak stall,i just off my hp..no need to worried..hehe..
david beckham is playing, try to spot him in da game…LOL
i don’t mind my hubby paying me $$$ so i won’t bug him during world cup!
HAHAHA…I love the money part… :-) Give money to buy over the time. Hahahaha but hor…too bad, my bf doesn’t watch football :-(
LOL great one! :D I’m lucky coz my man doesnt give that much darn about world cup :P
wow..nice post..
smart dialogues..hehe
Giving money is a good idea. If hubby gives $50 for 1 match, then end of World Cup got lots of money to go shopping leh.
Hahaha. Funny. 3 days to go.
lol.. the money thing won’t work on girls who are independent and not living off their partner.. :P I think the best thing is to bet with your partner who will win… and she’ll be more accepting to watch the game with you.. lol..
wow, very good. do not forget friday night at 10 am
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50 bucks isnt enough if im the girlfriend xD
Interesting post! I’ll be joining the lonesome club sooooooon :< Both hubby & son will be glued to the TV.
walaweh…
u gambling?
Waka Waka~ IT’s time for aFRICA!!!
bro…next time we go there together at bentley’s pub…
haha…nice one ..
Btw, any idea what happen to bloggerunited?
hi, first time here!
tis post is work for guys i think…
so bad! teaching them public..
i want the holland stretch ball, plz plz plz
Nice collection of balls, err… stress balls.
alright bro…world cup is today and tonight…
Hey ken,
i think you should change the David Beckham thing, ladies are all over cristiano ronaldo..
hahahah :P
50 bucks?? That’s not even enuf for her to go to the mall and come back. Give her the car plus your credit card… that, will definitely work…LOLz..
LOL NO GF FTW.
No worries xD
LOL..those are cool ideas XD I LIKE!!!
*Maybe frm david beckham to Kaka.. to me David alr “outdated” and “old” ><
Between,I have finally updated my blog :))
OMG i love the pink tv not really interested in worldcup loh and i shall spam your comment system to reach top! HUAHUAHUA.(:
LOL!!!!!!! Nice one, now i can be more cautious of that
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no 2 was hilarious. using cr7 is more effective a guess
I like your ways to avoid gf distraction. especially using David beckham. It true most girl watch soccer because of Beckham, Nakata or CR. haha
wow!!!!!! football feeeveeeeeerrrr~~~~~~
or footballer feeeeeeverrrrrrrrrr
LOL! funny!
superb entry… love it!!!
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LOL…. you get them into trouble… hahahaha
yeah..business meeting everyday…hahaha..so funny post!
agree..lol.. thanx 4 sharing this very2 good tips..
Funny stuff. Dont do it again…ever
HAHAHHA. I think the david beckham thingy won’t work at all. If the girl likes him, I guess they probably know which team he is in. LOL.
The tips, will most likely work more. HAHAHHAHA.
Nice one :D