If you’re following my Twitter all along, you would’ve known that I was in Kuala Lumpur last week. Well, firstly to attend Shell Recruitment Day (SRD) and then INTI Ball 2010 at Crowne Plaza.

The thing is, Shell was generous to provide me a one night-stay at this 5-star luxury hotel located at Jalan Ampang, which is just steps away from Petronas Twin Towers, one of the world’s tallest buildings.

Hotel Nikko!

Frankly, I wasn’t expecting much at first, but once I opened my room door.

I kinda went “Wowwww!” in my mind. Just look at the room! So spacious, and just for me – alone!

The bed is so huge, can fit like 4 people. Or 2 really fat people?

Anyway, if I’m not wrong, this is actually a Deluxe Room with King Size Bed. The bed doesn’t look like a King Size to me, more of an Army Size.

There’s a work area with Internet connection provided. Must be for those rich business man to sit down and count money.

Oh, the Macbook isn’t provided ya. That’s mine actually. =)

A television provided as well. But I didn’t turn it on at all.

At one corner, there’s a long chair. Probably for those rich CEOs to sit down and think of money.

Here’s another view of the room. Really spacious right?

And when a SRD candidate dude (me) is all alone in the room, with not much entertainment – what can he possibly do to have fun?

Sitting on the bed, so soft and comfortable. With no out around to disturb him. The only thing he could think of is none other than…

Okay hold on, before you dirty-minded peeps start to get wild…

It’s just reading the Shell Saban case study for tomorrow’s assessment!

What were you thinking? Tsk… tsk… Naughty, naughty!

By the way, in case you were wondering whether I was successful during my SRD or not – the answer is no, I wasn’t successful. =(

Anyway, this is the light controller + dimmer + alarm clock beside the bed. I set the alarm at 5am the next morning but it wasn’t of much help since I woke up earlier than that.

Next, the toilet.

Just look at that super large mirror! Totally perfect for the ladies to camwhore right?

The bath tub.

And another cubicle to shower.

But why got 2 places to shower wan? Maybe for those rich entrepreneurs to shower at the bath tub and his wife/girlfriend showering at the cubicle?

A weighing machine is available as well. Totally cool for the ladies, and some men too.

This toilet bowl has a unique feature which I’ve never encountered before. Definitely because I’m not rich enough to afford such a hotel room.

For your information, there are 2 triggers at the side of the seat. When you turn the trigger, something automatically moves out and starts spraying water out!

One is definitely for the asshole, while the other one is for.. err.. the front part lah.

So cool eh. It makes sure you’re totally clean after doing your business.

No wonder it’s called “Nais”!

Besides that, there’s a safety box in the room. Certainly for the rich managers to store their money.

They have beverages in the refrigerator as well but I didn’t take any. For sure can’t afford the extra charges.

And since it was time for dinner and I was pretty hungry, I checked on the menu because I was kinda lazy to walk out.

But after looking at the menu… really expensive lah! Can’t imagine what that RM270 Live Lobster would be like. =/

Well, that’s all for now about Hotel Nikko. An expensive place to stay (the room actually costs RM552 a night!) but fortunately I didn’t have to pay for it.

So yeah, that’s me “sleeping” on the bed – with so much more space!