Quite recently, I bumped into a bizarre news. Well, bizarre or not depends on who you are.
If you’re unaware, the Pahang state government is organizing a special “race” for Mat Rempits and the slowest Rempit will win RM20,000 cash.
Can you believe that?! The slowest Mat Rempit wins RM20,000?! Seriously, what’s up with the state government?
What is the winner gonna do with that sum of money? Repent and retire? NO! Of course buy a better bike and continue with his stunts lah. DUH!
But since the state government is firm with their decision, I’ve decided to be a Mat Rempit too. Can win cash from the state government you know. Who knows next time Malaysia has “1Rempit” as well.
Anyway, to get things started – this is my super orange bike. Cool?
And to prove that I’m a Mat Rempit as well, I’m gonna show you some of my cool stunts.
Warning: Kids, don’t try this at home. All stunts shown here is done by me, a professional Mat Rempit.
The superman stunt!
The lift-bike-up stunt!
The one-leg-stand flying-Superman stunt! Woohoo!
It’s one of the hardest you know. Don’t play play.
The Adolf-Hitler stunt!
The Egyptian-dance stunt!
Oh by the way, my girlfriend sometimes does stunts with me too!
This is the “So I put my hands up, they’re playing my song. The Mat Rempits zoom away…” stunt!
Noddin’ my head like…
Movin’ my hips like…
Yeah, we sing while doing stunts. Usually get carried away with that song since we love Miley Cyrus’ Party in the USA.
Then finally, the last super coolest stunt.
The one-hand-stand stunt! Impressive huh?
I’ll definitely be participating in that special race and be the slowest turtle! I so wanna win that cash!
Woohoo! I’ll be a bloody rich Mat Rempit then! Now everyone should be a Mat Rempit too – easy money!
Thank you Pahang state government! You’re so generous and you surely know how to set your priorities right! Bravo! =D
Now, who wanna join my Rempit gang? I’m recruiting!