Be a Mat Rempit, Win RM20,000 Cash!
Quite recently, I bumped into a bizarre news. Well, bizarre or not depends on who you are.
If you’re unaware, the Pahang state government is organizing a special “race” for Mat Rempits and the slowest Rempit will win RM20,000 cash.
Can you believe that?! The slowest Mat Rempit wins RM20,000?! Seriously, what’s up with the state government?
What is the winner gonna do with that sum of money? Repent and retire? NO! Of course buy a better bike and continue with his stunts lah. DUH!
But since the state government is firm with their decision, I’ve decided to be a Mat Rempit too. Can win cash from the state government you know. Who knows next time Malaysia has “1Rempit” as well.
Anyway, to get things started – this is my super orange bike. Cool?
And to prove that I’m a Mat Rempit as well, I’m gonna show you some of my cool stunts.
Warning: Kids, don’t try this at home. All stunts shown here is done by me, a professional Mat Rempit.
The superman stunt!
The lift-bike-up stunt!
The one-leg-stand flying-Superman stunt! Woohoo!
It’s one of the hardest you know. Don’t play play.
The Adolf-Hitler stunt!
The Egyptian-dance stunt!
Oh by the way, my girlfriend sometimes does stunts with me too!
This is the “So I put my hands up, they’re playing my song. The Mat Rempits zoom away…” stunt!
Noddin’ my head like…
Movin’ my hips like…
Yeah, we sing while doing stunts. Usually get carried away with that song since we love Miley Cyrus’ Party in the USA.
Then finally, the last super coolest stunt.
The one-hand-stand stunt! Impressive huh?
I’ll definitely be participating in that special race and be the slowest turtle! I so wanna win that cash!
Woohoo! I’ll be a bloody rich Mat Rempit then! Now everyone should be a Mat Rempit too – easy money!
Thank you Pahang state government! You’re so generous and you surely know how to set your priorities right! Bravo! =D
Now, who wanna join my Rempit gang? I’m recruiting!
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hahha… nice one!
hohoho..Pahang is Najib’s state. ask our PM laa..
btw, when u going to install ComLuv here? i want to show off my recent post here =b
agree! i want 2 show off mine, too! :P
shouldve just give me the money to pursue my study laa.. haish.
btw, they’ll just take the money, and modified the motorcycle and continue rempit again..hahaha so bijak one.
can you really rempit actually ken :D cool lahh
speechless@@~~~~
Mwahahahahahah!!!
Never thought ‘Barbie loves ‘Rempit-ing’ too! :P
wow, true mat rempit always got babes around. you are one Ken Wooi! LOL
me me me!!! haha!
I wanna get one! :D
Crazy lah u..hahahaha xD
The government is gotta be kidding meh -___-
the one with barbie – shall i name it as the rexona white dance stunt..hehe..
I loike! do more like this..hahaha…
Is there still place available? I want to apply. XD
Then I will race with a broken engine so I will be the slowest.
Hahahaha…Adolf Hitler style is kinda cool….
The State Gov very creative huh?
Ah.. the government is getting creatively wrong.
hahahaha. really? there’s gonna be such a race? i cannot wait to tell my husband about it. he’s gonna laugh till he pee and crap repeatedly!
hahhahaaha funny pictures!!
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wadde??? the state gov is either too rich or too stupid. ridiculous.
nice helmet btw Ken…
fly u go kenwooi and win the cash ya! haha
hahaahahaha……but really ar….haizzzz…..how har? got stupid ppl like this in the country
slowest?..wondering how can they decide it..haha
Sobs… Dunno how to ride a motorbike! :(
slowest? lol…
1Rempit.. LOL!
pick meeeee..
I would love to join your team!!!
what are we waiting for, go for it
Ahad pun Hari Tanpa Plastik?
haha….i love this entry…lol
haha, no thanks, lols, dun wanna be Mat Rempit, rather be the one with a Nissan Skyline
you’ve done it again, Wei Ken! I love your posts!
especially the singing to Miley’s Party in the USA part! so funny!
btw, a race where the slowest wins will always be folly.
Ken oh ken~ y ur winning prize is not RM de? :P rich~ lai lai belanja me lim kopi!
me! i wanna join..kakaka
ahahaha..you’re so funny la ken..haishh..
i think i can have a change to win that since i will be the slowest (don’t know how to bike!)NANG ME
ugh, i just super HATEEE rempits, but ur post is damn funny (esp the put ur hands up pic, LOL)
May I join too? Feels like I got the talent…willy the bike…
nice one ;)
OMG. Seriously they wanna do that?? That’s stupid don’t u think? I mean, paying the slowest mat rempit. Urghh. But this is damn funny mann. As always. Hehe.
WTH… Encourage more people to play dangerous stuff? It is what we called ~ Malaysia BOLEH!!! :P
if you angry to them when make a weird action like that,
how come ask them to make it on event.
so, we know how to teach them slowly
I sure hope you didnt put that barbie doll there cuz ur name is Ken if you know what i mean…
haha i like the adolf hitler pose!
hahaha..cool stunts ken
mwahahahaha!! this one really cool!! XD those stunts damn cool especially with barbie! hahahaha
wahahaha. that’s cool man. You should try to urinate-to-the-left stunt.
next would be street drifting competition, and street robbing competition, or street raping competition?
ur pic reli made me laugh like hell.. =D
Miahahahhaa, i wanna pee’d and cried with the pictures XDDDDD geez, thanks ken :) this made my day, from sick to ass laughing like insane. HHASHAHAHAHA
wow….nice shots mayte :)
hahaha….can’t stop laughing looking at your pix la….:P
Not only are we rewarding them.. we are rewarding the worst one! (hope for our many floundering sports teams)..
try giving credit where it’s due .. and reward excellence..
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fuyooo..nice edit kenwooi..
ha ha! you funny creature you!! It would be fun to see some mat rempits doing the ‘party in the usa’ bit. lololol!!
hahha..this da best mat rempit in da world..believe me…hahaha
MALAYSIA BOLEh…hik3…
bhahahah..uina ken ko pndi merempit ke?
thanks for the info Ken :)
btw this is one hell of a post! funny as always..i envy u lah..always have ideas to make us laugh..
wow.. creative la u ken.. nice one..
Lol on hitler stunt ;)
Hahahha ingenious. Always..always love your post Ken.
how do you become the slowest eh? so every rempit just don’t move ha and everyone wins and share the 20K? and ken-pit seems to know how to rempit… hahaha :D
fuckin’ hell. mat rempit & governments = malais
hahahha….u r so funny n creative
HAHAHA fucking fantastic
damn bored!!
da slowest one?
better use 20k for the poor lah…
funny act..crazy authority~
Cool stunt, Ken…you are so hilarious….I cannot tahan to see your pictures…hahaha..Don’t forget to inform us if you win the money ya…
mat rempit listen to miley cyrus huh? incrediblolz!
holy! since when Barbie same size with you?? and u’re good at photoshop :D
oh bestnya hahaha jangan bawa laju laju nanti ur barbie takut lol
hey ken , just wana say thanks for taking the effort to drop by at my blog and for all ur comments
Very funny, Ken the Mat Rempit! Your blog never fail to amuse us readers.
cool!
nice pic bro :D
so funny bro…memang you mat rempitlah..
lol.. wow.. RM20k for that race?.. start practicing lo..
Ken, You can win the RM20k liao lor :p Hihihi…~
Go! Go! Go Mad Kenpit..make sure your bike lesen has not expired else they forfeit your RM20K..
ROFL! I love the pictures!
whoaa!! u make me feels like want to be with a mat rempt.
lalalala ~~
hahaha. i thought i wanna post some serious comment about the nonsense contest but ur mat ken rempit totally turned me off. burst into laughter la!!! ur helemt also. HAHAHAHAAHHAA! nice one! LOL. recruit me! HAHAHAHAA.
i tot pahang is not that rich?? so now all mat rempits gather in pahang?? great news!
wtf man seriously! lmao!! Pahang under BN right?
kenwooi so creative. i love this blog
wow. your stunts are pretty awesome ! haha XD
omg…ur stunts are brilliant..maybe u can make some spinning stunts on the motorbike..lol
and ur gf,miss barbie never failed to make me laughed so hard..hontoni sugoi^^
== slowest win?
and btw ur gf damn pretty! haha =)
Lol to Adolf Hitler stunt.. but yeah, 20k its such a waste..
Ken, dont you worry that if you blog about sensitive issues, it may cause problems, for example lets say the gov sues your post.. or there is something in the law that protects you? because my worries of blogging is being sensitive to people.. Im not saying that you did offend people, not that i know, but just a question as a blogger..
thx and take care.. =)
That’s one HOT Gf!
aww -.- then i noticed the date of the post…
ok this is a lil late to comment but who cares!
this. is. HILARIOUS!!!!! love the barbie doll gf of urs.