You Know You’re a Malaysian When…

You Know You’re a Malaysian When…

1) Petrol and sugar price increase by a few cents, you complain.

sugar price increase

If Starbucks increase RM1, no complaints. New gadgets like Apple iPhone 4 and iPad cost thousands, NO COMPLAINTS.

2) When Manchester United comes down to Malaysia to have a friendly match with the Malaysia national football team…

we love manchester united

…you support Manchester United kau kau.

3) You love the variety of Malaysian food.

malaysian food

Everyday eat a lot, complain fat and then decide to hit the gym.

4) When the national anthem Negaraku is played, you usually don’t stand.

malaysia anthem negaraku

You only stand during official occasions and school assemblies.

5) You drive a Kancil like a Ferrari.

red kancil

Always speed and use the honk because other drivers are idiots on the road.

6) You don’t like lining up and waiting for queue while paying bills or banking, even though it’s just an hour.

bank queue ticket

But for an Apple product, you can wait for HOURS.

7) You blame the bad traffic, lack of parking spaces and distance when being late.

malaysia traffic jam

8) You always rant and complain about the Internet Service Providers being so slow. Especially Streamyx.

bieber streamyx sucks

Thought of changing to other ISP because they promise improved packages.

But nothing improved, you keep complaining and still use Streamyx because your house got many users.

9) You use Manglish often.

grocery store

And jumble it up even better.

10) You learned Malaysian history during school years and forget almost every details after you left school.

malaysia merdeka 1957

The only historical information you remember is the date of Malaysia’s Independence Day – 31st August 1957.

malaysia flag jalur gemilang

Happy 53rd Merdeka Day, Malaysia!



65 thoughts on “You Know You’re a Malaysian When…

    1. Yes!!! Not Malaysia Independent! Is Malaya Independent Day, 16th of Sept, We all will celebrate of Malaysia Day… Happy Independent and Malaysia Day… Thanks

  1. Ouch! that’s hurt man~ Is it that bad? No lah. Compare to other countries, Malaysia is better. (I’m trying to sound patriotic) Love Malaysia. Proud to be Malaysian.
    Happy Merdeka Day. The most important thing, Happy HOLIDAY! =D

  2. Sad, isn’t it?…So very sad! Especially No. 10. So very true… It’s an “I” culture today – what I want, what I expect…what my country can do for me.

  3. I think you forget another thing! When petrol increases by even just 5 cents, we will flood the petrol station (even if it means waiting for hours and wasting MORE petrol) as if we do not have to pump petrol anymore after that.
    Haha!

  4. Haha, I guess it’s very human nature to complian. In Singapore, we have people writing articles to the papers to complain about 3 Singapore cents inconsistency in bus fare.

    Happy Birthday to my beloved motherland. Malaysia boleh!

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