Linking 50 Cent, Akon, Pitbull, Lady Gaga and Ke$ha

Linking 50 Cent, Akon, Pitbull, Lady Gaga and Ke$ha

These 5 celebrities have something in common. Yes, they are celebrity singers, but there is another thing common between them – they have funny stage names.

Well, except Ke$ha – it’s her own name but you’ll know why she’s included later on.

Alright, the point is – having a stage name is cool IF it sounds cool. Or else…

50 cent rapper

First example, Curtis James Jackson III is an American rapper and actor, and he uses “50 Cent” as his stage name.

When I first heard of him, I can’t help but to image this…

50 cent euro

50 Cent, literally. In Euro currency in this case.

Or since we’re Malaysians, some of you could have imagined this…

50 cent ringgit

50 Cent with nice Malaysian nipple huh?

Aliaune Badara Akon Thiam, on the other hand, uses “Akon” instead of Aliaune – which I think sounds cooler.

akon rapper

Before I continue, I bet you all can guess what’s coming up…

akon aircon

Yeah, Akon sounds like Aircon. It’s cooler – I wanna blow you right now, na na.

Another American rapper, Armando Christian Pérez, is better known by his stage name “Pitbull“.

pitbull rapper

I only knew he existed when he collaborated on Enrique Iglesias’ new song – I Like It.

You know, pit bull is actually a dog. So…

pit bull dog face

That’s more like it!

And this is Pitbull with 2 sexy ladies.

pitbull with girls

Looking handsome with the white suite right?

Next is Lady Gaga, which her real name is Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta.

lady gaga poker face

Of all names, she called herself “Gaga”.

To be honest, it sounds like some Japanese anime character expressing shocked expression.

lady gaga anime shocked


Anyway, Ke$ha won’t be mentioned if it wasn’t because of the Dollar sign ($) on her name.

kesha sexy lingerie

You see, she’s an American pop singer. Being an American, it’s totally understandable why she uses the $ sign on her name.

kesha barack obama

The United States of America uses the Dollar currency symbol right?

So what if she goes to United Kingdom…

kesha prince charles

Other European countries…

kesha jose mourinho

The Land of the Rising Sun, Japan…

kesha keisuke honda

She would have different names at different countries with different currency term!

Oh I forget, if Ke$ha comes to Malaysia…

kesha najib

Anyway, how come Ke$ha gets a currency symbol on her name?

I want also – K€nwooi!

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