First Space Outing for Malaysian Blogger
KUALA LUMPUR: With the latest news on a second Malaysian heading out to space, Malaysia also plans to have its first blogger to space and the mission is likely to take place soon.
National Space Agency director-general Dr Mustafa Subari said that they have already worked out the preparation details and negotiation process with potential collaborators.
The blogger-cum-astronaut will be staying in the International Space Station (ISS) for months.
The Government has already given the program a nod, considering the benefits it would bring to the Malaysian blogging community.
Mustafa said he estimated that at least US$20mil (RM62.5mil) was needed to fund the project. Yes, RM62.5mil for a space project!
Unlike the first astronaut mission by Datuk Dr Sheikh Muszaphar Shukor, Malaysia plans to send its first blogger on a longer mission to the ISS. And the first Malaysian blogger-cum-astronaut to ever go to space is…
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Your all-time favourite blogger – Ken Wooi!
“I’m gonna do Malaysia proud and spend the Government’s enormous RM62.5mil wisely alright? Blast off on a spaceship, do some cool experiments, lepak and I’ll be back!”, Ken said on a recent interview.
Anyway, for this mission, Ken Wooi will stay in the ISS so that he can carry out certain experiments.
Some of the experiments would be…
1) Blogging in space.
2) Assisting technical astronauts at ISS to set up a Malaysian web hosting service in space.
After the project is completed, it will be declared as the first Space Web Hosting under the Malaysia Book of Records.
3) Test the wireless broadband speed of Malaysian Streamyx from the space station.
4) Stick 1Malaysia logo stickers on the solar panels of the ISS.
The 1Malaysia dream will be finally in space! Prime Minister Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak will be so proud!
5) Perform Malaysian’s favourite Teh Tarik stunt in space.
Another entry into the Malaysia Book of Records!
6) Plant Malaysia’s Jalur Gemilang flag on the moon.
Once again, let’s not forget that at least US$20mil (RM62.5mil) is needed to fund the project. What a way to spend the Government’s money and why so much?
Well, it’s because…
No one can deny that!
Okay, jokes aside. What do you think? RM62.5mil just for just a space project?
But wait a minute, if you disagree – Astronaut Ken Wooi will be jobless.
So think wisely alright?
– This news is brought to you by Kenwooi News Network (KNN).
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you forget something…
MOON WALK in space (MJ style!) xD
IMHO, it’s ridiculous. It’s best they focus on the country’s development. It’s like a baby who hasn’t even know how to stand wanted to learn running.
hahaha. goodluck! =)
well i must its a good way to waste money. why not? lol
*sarcastic mode*
ingat apalah…lol
hahahahhaa..yeahhh
hahahah
teh tarik punya demonstration tu yang tak tahan tu
hahaha
Lol. It’s sure is a great way to spend the money with those project XD
if Datuk Kenwooi can let Screamyxx jalan faster i support totally!!! 1Kenwooi 1Screamyxx load cepat semua dapat. *pure sarcasm*
Better government focus more on how to overcome poverty. :)
Well..everything needs a first. Maybe you will be the next first. :p
sounds like a good plan to blog in space!!!
Hie Ken, please vote for me (Christopher) to be the Nokia Socialista King http://bit.ly/nokiasocialista
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nice blog and cool photo… good job.. i follow u.. :)
klu ada I nak join,haha
for sure my future marriage ada coverage,LOL
I think for this issue, it has the pro and contra
hahaha…boleh nk try yang teh tarik tu..banyak buih ke tak kat sana? :P
WAAA HEBAT GILER KENWOOI DA PERGI AUTOSPACE ! ; ) HEHEHEH
Yes. If it’s an all-blogger crew.
setting up Malaysian Space Web in ISS is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo great man..hahahaha
anyway, i use to mention something about this too in my entry –> http://yatiechomeyl.blogspot.com/2010/10/next-malaysian-astronaut-1st-training.html
–> http://yatiechomeyl.blogspot.com/2010/10/inflight-call-with-european-astronaut.html
Aha…another handsome Malaysian astronaut in the making! Then can go on nationwide tour to give motivational talks – earn tonnes of money…
Nice comic strip. I think it’s a waste of citizen’s money.
haha. Good Luck Ken. Malaysia boleh, Ken Wooi sure ken one. LOL
hahhahah! :D
very funny post!
btw, my coming soon thing is coming to my blog by thee first week of dec. thx.
nice blog. :)
Hahhahaha!! I wana go on space too, wanna be Datin!! Yay!! XD
Then become Dato’ Ken Wooi. If no mission can go play with barbie and ken LOL
Love the sarcasm. =)
hahahaha…u make me laugh la ken. all the dialog sooo funny.
LOL!!!!!
Then your smile with glitter like your predecessor
I dun want u to blow up the moon, so i disagree XD
hahahaha..hahah i like it…im willing to spend some money…haha
I would rather they put the money into other better use like helping the poor Malaysians or improving the healthcare system. We already had one ‘astronaut’. Now another one? For what? Not like we have overflowing of budget with nowhere else better to spend.
HAHA, funny!
almost forget to congratz on being the nuffnang blogger, Datuk Ken~
Hahaha good one bro..Style memang ada..Soon become Datuk Kenwooi..wahh..married at PICC..wahhh..glamerr..ahaks
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Can i be ur space partner? You’ll have enough space for me as i dun eat much, and i dun take alot of space. XD
ken ..i join u. :)
kahkahkah cool!! well, u can make a vlog there, floating in da space with shooting stars at da back.wahaha just like a science ficion movie LOL then u kidnapped by the aliens & u become their experimental victim.hahaha jokes. btw nice entry! :)
Dato Ken Wooi boleh! malaysia boleh~
haha..cool la~
i certainly enjoy reading your posts, it brings a smile to my face. you really do have a talent, keep up the good work.
Love teh tarik in space! Can i have a sip? :P
Hmmm this post is neat. enjoyed
lol cooool man!
LOL! you are funny as usual Ken!
Dude, that was totally epic! haha!
wahaha..u sure rajin edit gambo :D nice :D
hehe next time make sure u participate ok? i’l be proud of u since im a blogger too.
p/s: as usual u r still hilarious =D
haha..very fun bro..i start to like your blog=)
U always having some awesome random thought! Looking forward to ur comming post :)
Hey,
I came across Nuffnang and saw your blog. A very funny blog indeed. Makes me wanna read more…
U gotta go to the SPACE k… hehe.. ^^
So hilarious… I’d like you to be an astronaut blogger so I can know what’s happening in space.. Anyway.. Good luck!!
Dude, I don’t know how you come up with this stuff! It’s brilliant! LOL!
Oh, you can also test what effects a fart resulting from a Malaysian mamak-rich diet has on astronauts in space. Very important for the safety of future astronauts if Malaysia is planning to send more up there ;-)
To be honest, I would prefer if the government giving me funding on my aerospace project rather than just send human to the space without bring back much research result.
I need funding for my rocket fuel and the rocket engine!
I need unlimited supply of N3800-LW and F52 for my damn prototype!
Why the damn gov never give me the funding which is so low budget!!!
But anyway, Major Dr Faiz Khaleed is worth to be sent to the space as he always planned to do aerodynamic experiments on the space in order to design our own space shuttle and rocket booster. Which it is good, much better than that Dr. Shit.
oh, by the way, setting up a hosting server in the space will be like suicide.
lol
coz the extreme heat in the space will coz the CPU overheat and KO easily.
hahahaha
this is why satellites all got aluminum foil to cover the body of the satellites
:)
Astronaut? or Kenornaut? [can or not?] Sure??? with that amount $$$ spent can bankrupt woh!