Winter with Snow Expected in Malaysia
KUALA LUMPUR: With the cool atmosphere surrounding Malaysia, it’s expected that snow will occur soon. Local scientists said that frequent drops of temperature will eventually lead to a new season in Malaysia – Winter!
According to a local weather specialist, Ken Wooi of Malaysian Meteorological Department, the Malaysia climate change has been drastic these days. “It’s always cool, cloudy sky and little sun ray. I think it’s gonna snow!”
As a result of this research, precautions have been taken to prevent transportation disruptions in Malaysia. Albeit the lack of experience when dealing with Winter, the Ministry of Defense released a statement: “Malaysia Boleh Survive!”
A blogger-cum-artist impression of heavy snow over Kuala Lumpur.
With freezing temperatures expected to arrive, safety measures are soon to be implemented to protect the citizens. It’s important because the Malaysians know how to complain only.
For many, the snowfall will be welcomed because typical Malaysians are crazy over snow. “Snow is coming to Malaysia? Oh my god, OMG ZOMG OMGomgzz OMG!” shrieked an excited Malaysian teenager.
WE CAN’T TAKE FLIGHTS
MAS Airlines and AirAsia are expected to suffer from the weather as well. Most Malaysians are worries that they won’t be able to execute their traveling plans.
A blogger-cum-artist impression of heavy snow over Kuala Lumpur International Airport.
Both the Kuala Lumpur International Airport (KLIA) and Low Cost Carrier Terminal (LCCT) are in discussions of implementing changes to keep up with the traveling needs. Forcing thousands to camp out in terminals will be insane, and will cause more complaints.
In a recent conference, AirAsia boss Tony Fernandes said “Don’t worry. Everyone can still fly. Just pay for our brand new “Winter Flight” package for RM99 and you’re good to go!”
At the end of the conference, Tony revealed the latest AirAsia promotion.
WE DON’T HAVE HEATER
Malaysia, a country with warm climate all year round, is expecting a rapid rise in the sales of heaters. However, many don’t know where to get it.
To solve this matter, Prime Minister Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak said “You want to know where to buy heaters? Just tweet me your question with #tanyanajib hashtag.”
“I’ll try my best to answer.”, he continued.
Meanwhile, Datin Paduka Seri Rosmah told fellow citizens to be careful with the snow, especially snowballs.
With that, all Malaysians are urged to purchase Winter clothing to adapt the weather. They are sold at all major stores.
Now everyone can dress up like a Teletubby in Malaysia.
That’s all the updates for now. Stay tuned for more breaking news – only on kenwooi.com.
– Ken Wooi of Malaysian Meteorological Department signing off.
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Lets AskNajib!!! :D
as funny as always !
How I wish it would snow one day.
LOL, if it is true, most probably people in KL will celebrate and some will pray harder…it is unpredictable eh..
hak3..winter in Malaysia?anyway,love this entry..u always amuse me kenwooi..how’s life in KL?
LOL….nice entry
seriously what malaysia need is a winter… ekekeke!
becareful what you wish for…even countries that have had snow can’t deal with it properly…
hahahha..seriously funny! you have just made my night!!! hahahaha
let it snow let it snow let it snow~~
#tanyanajib hehehehhe
Sure, sure! Everyone can fly! Can fly in the winter? Just heavy rain, already crashed…like in Kuching just recently…and as a result, airport closed, and everybody could not fly for over a day! Chesh!!!
yeah.. and if air asia can’t handle heavy down pour, guess they won’t survive the snow.. lol..
haha…love the idea that everyone can dress up like teletubi now..lol.
hahaha rosmah tu kelakar la ken !!
hey Ken from Meteorogical department, please pm me when winter comes to malaysian,. i got to buy thermal clothing.. been sick for nearly a month since coming back from winter korea!
lol…i like ur idea ;)
thats too high.. very high imagination! :)
hahaha!! somehow im looking for snow especially during christmas time! :D
almost can’t talk/comment,LOL, very very very funny.
LOL…and it will save a lot of major shopping complex a bomb from putting up all those fake snow…hmmm…i wonder Sunway Pyramid will be having an outdoor ice skating ring or not if like that :p
What a shocking prediction! XD
Creativeee..
oh!! no..not ready yet!!! enough for this cool weather..alhamdulillah
i like the snowing pic with kl skyline as background.. eh, do more of such pics, nice. lol
Brilliant snowy broadcast good to think out of the box and expect the worst who know it may happen though chances are quite slim. Think most Malaysian are not ready and well prepared and many would perish in the cold without proper warm clothings, no heater etc and not talking about road accidents as all have no experience driving on icy slippery roads. Great post.
haha..maybe MMD would like to recruit u for next intake..;)
HAHA! my first target would be here then XD
hahahaha datin rosmah ‘no no no nooooo’…
LOL!!! Ken Wooi from Meteorological Depatment!!XD
LOL~~you talk like everything is real~and i like that one “no throwing snowballs on my hair~”..XD~
Hahahaha, this is hilarious, especially the #tanyanajib and Rosmah’s part.
best jugak kalo ade salji ye..hahahaa
Perhaps this could be too soon for posting but could give you some time to collect your thoughts and come out with idea of Twin Towers collapsing, the highways in Klang Valley opened up and warped, etc etc when 2012 strikes Malaysia haha. You are pretty good and creative man he don’t need any further tips..Happy cracking ~;).
haha really one a not??loll
arhhh,,, had my hopes up for snow. until i read your content. lol!
arh, white xmas in m’sia? can’t imagine that~
Thanks for the weather forecast. I doubt I will fly with AirAsia if there is heavy snowfall in KL! LOL!
haha. If Malaysia is snowing, I’ll pray harder. Most probably the prediction of apocalypse in 2012 is true then. hehe.
Very creative write up Ken!
nice entry..love to read it..especially tony fernandes n datin rosmah part..haha
I actually like this ;) super cool imagination lolz!
if malaysia snowing, i wanna open a ABC snowball stall ,hehe
“It’s important because the Malaysians know how to complain only.” –> LOLed hard at this. XD
i love snow. but please, not in malaysia. i love malaysia’s climate just the way it is. :)
snow snow pls come to malaysia then we can have white chinese new year!
teletubby! XDDDDD
I don’t like, I scare of cold :(
like seriously??…i think msia getting hot lately…
If Malaysia didnt have winter, i must kick off of this country! I wanna snowww!!
Hi ken …well you might be right. …never expected Cairo to snow but it snowed. ..so malaysia might snow too….
Yes possible in malaysia ! About phenomenon !! Global
Hahaha nice !! i really hope we have a snow here :D btw nice entry xD
soon there will be earthquake
Love your entry Ken Hahaha..I really wish one day winter will be in Malaysia…