10 Reasons Why I Dislike Clubbing
Clubbing, a custom most Malaysians love doing – especially youngsters, is a common thing. To the enthusiasts, it’s about listening to music, dancing and drinking alcohol.
In most cases, they see it as a way of socializing and knowing people.
Well for me, I’ve been to a club (note: I didn’t say “clubbing”) twice. Yes, just 2 times in my entire life. Personally, I dislike being there and it’s kinda meaningless. I prefer going to pubs than clubs.
So here are 10 reasons why you should leave me out on your clubbing invitation list…
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1) Money-wasting.
A visit to the club will definitely cost about RM50 and above. Damn a lot you know? Unless you’re a hot chick and the guys decide to pay for you, it’s cool! But that’s not the case for me – I have no boobies!
Oh yeah, you know that RM50 can buy an average RM5 economy rice for 10 days? Yes, it’s true.
2) Shaking body (dancing, if you prefer) is awkward.
It’s awkward shaking my body on the dance floor. Swaying the body, flexing the arms, nodding the head and taking little steps – not my thing. Even with personal friends around, I still find it awkward.
3) Loud booming music.
Besides being damn loud, deejay mixes of clubbing songs are also not my type of music.
4) Cannot converse.
For me, hanging out should come with conversations. But if I were to hang out at a club, it’s quite impossible to have a nice chat – since the music is booming so loudly.
Even if you need to, you have to shout at the person’s ear to be heard.
5) Filled with smoke.
Typically, a club is filled with smoke – obviously contributed by smokers. Since the club is normally air-conditioned, the ventilation is bad and the smoke eventually circulates inside the club.
It’s a nuisance for non-smokers like me and my attire will stink.
6) Wild ladies.
Admit it, one of the things guys do when hit the club is to check out the sizzling hot ladies. The wilder they are, the better right?
Yes, girls decorate themselves well when they club. They may be fun to know and shake body with too. If a guy is lucky, he might score! But personally, I don’t fancy knowing girls in a club.
7) No luck.
Referring to the point above – guys get lucky during, or even after, clubbing. For me, I’m not comfortable with wild ladies. I suck at getting to know random strangers and even if I try, I’ll be damn unlucky.
You think these hot girls will hook up with a dude like me? Fat chance!
P/S: Mum, don’t worry – Just saying. I still a good boy.
8) Don’t fancy alcoholic beverages.
Actually, I don’t mind drinking. In fact, I drink once in a while – but doing it in a club itself is not my cup of liquor. It’s expensive (refer to point #1) and a money sucker. Pretty self-explanatory.
9) Beauty sleep by 12am (or 1am).
Clubbing is all about hanging out late at night till 2am or 3am. I’m not a night person and I get sleepy once the clock struck twelve.
10) Old already.
I think I’m already old for clubbing. Period.
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Alright, done with the reasons why I don’t like clubbing. Just not my thing okay – so you guys can go ahead, enjoy and bring the house down. :)
Oh wait, just in case I do end up in a club (or forced to go clubbing) next time, here’s what probably gonna happen…
I’m at the club, enjoying my cup of drink. With shades and Malaysia shirt thinking they’re cool stuff while clubbing. I stood there.
Then, a hot lady approaches and…
But it’s awkward to dance with a hot chick.
So I rejected.
But before I could move away, another sizzling hot babe approaches…
Her boobs sure look stunning. But…
Once again, I rejected. I know no shake.
Feeling proud that I resisted the temptation, I think I’m handling it quite well. But…
The 2 ladies call me names!
Clubbing FAIL!
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hahahahahahahahahaha……HI OTHER LENG CHAI XD
Kudos… not many guys dare to admit it openly! =)
I don’t ever go to any club or pub (both not my thing).Thanks for your insight. You tell it in a such a funny way, I laughed so hard which is not helping since it’s past midnight. The pictures that shows ‘just in case I do end up in a club…’ are just too funny!
never been to a club and will never pay a visit cos not my type too =P Pub better yeah~
oi.. where got ppl hold mug in a club one?!
but what i love the most is, “HI other Leng Chai!” haha.. ur otak… salute!
yeah, pub better. at least i can hear loud and clear when leng cais intro themselves.
RM50++ for per club entry, sot plak .____.
Leng Chai!!!!
clubbing once in a blue moon okay la. But weekly can bangkurpt lo
Very funny. I also don’t like clubbing but ok, I am too old.
Greetings,
Filip
LOL you have a point, note point about smokes, it also gets into your drink. Higher chance for lung cancer. I’ve been to clubs/pubs a couple of times, I think I’m too old for it already lol.
Oooooo….I loved clubbing when I was young! Those were the best years of my life. Now no more of course, old already. Looks like you’ve aged before your time. Welcome to the club, the old people’s club! LOL!!!
After reading this, your mum will surely feel very LEGA! make sure u practise what you write.. hehehee…
Score for this post bro :) For me, i’m okay if its with friends i know, and yea, kinda old dy, paiseh nia. :)
leng chai ahhhh..
i like the beauty sleep one! ;p
haha.. the last few photos are funny…
haha better luck next time ken!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! good one!!!
haaaa!!! this is a very funi entry!!! cheers!! =)
good one!! hahahaa the last few picture damn nice XD
bro, dont like that la, bro…
lets go clubbing la…
hahaha frown face at the last one – WIN!
neither is me, didn’t do any
ya I dislike to spend more than 50 bucks for clubbing LOL :X
HAHAHA OMG YOUR PHOTOSHOPPING IS HILARIOUS XDDDD
hahaha ! Go get a boob job ! Liddis go clubbing for free muahahahaha.
i hate clubbing! Better sit at home at watch TV or read KenWooi.com :P
ROFL!!! Clubbing is really what you dislike hor?
LOL I also dun like clubbing. Just went to club twice ROFL
hahaha lol the pics make me laugh so you really dont clubbing?
true also clubbing is meaningless :P better watch live band and chillax with music not noise.
Neither pub or clubbing, not my type. I feel like when I enter that place, feels like making my life shorter many years.
I had only enter 2 times when study in UK because it was free and it was my first time enter to club and less than 5 times in Malaysia. Went also just to celebrate friend’s birthday. Or else, I definitely won’t go. Rather spend my money travel around the world.
damn funny.. LoL.. me like pub also,but can go clubbing yearly.. only if someone spend me.. yeah.. ^_^.v..
What is your secret recipe to live up till 100 years? Stay away from clubs?
i dnt like clubbing too! :)
Personally love this entry much~ (nodding while reading)
p.s: I dislike clubbing! Haha XD
LOL. I go clubbing free one woh & I’m a guy. haha.
I used to hate going to clubs because loud sucky music and smoky back in Ipoh.
But some DJs in KL clubs are quite good and I like the sexual tension I get in there. :P
hahaha i club just only when it’s my friends’ birthday and they want to celebrate it there :D
HAHA nice one
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Hilarious post bro, keep it up.
For me #4 is a valid point. I prefer to go to places where I can drink and talk like bars with live music instead of clubs nowadays too.
Don’t like clubbing too! Can’t talk at all and the loud music simply screams noise! Maybe too old? Maybe, but still prefer quiet places with no smoke, no crowds and relaxing music LOL!
Really salute your editing skills! HAHA and I wonder where did you get those wild and hot ladies photos from :P
I have zero attempt going to club, not my type. I don’t find what so interesting about it…
Never been to a club (notice: did not use “clubbing” here either xD)–but don’t think it’s my cup ‘o tea either! Stand outside already the music is deafening! And super EXPENSIVE!!!!!! =.=
hohoho, proud to admit, i hd been into a club once in my life^^ it was after my annual dinner, That’s it~
Memang nt my cup of tea 2~~hheheh~
I’ve been to the golf club. LOLOLOLOL
I think if I go clubbing also I stand out like a sore thumb.
leng chai ken! haha… i like to club cause i like to dance in the club but i dont like to pay for the admission fee and also i no like the ‘girls no need to pay’ rules… :(
Peace Out!
The CleverMunkey
LOL, already old for blogging ya. Haha. nice one.. =)
Like your post.. hahahahaha~ Funny!~
I’ve nvr been to club b4 although I really wish too… Love the crowd but hate smoke too :(
I used to be a clubbing kaki when I was young (look far….), to be frank, quite enjoy :P
me not a clubbing kaki too..u r rite, gals decorate themselves and go clubbing and I admit tat, tats y i am lazy..u take some time to decorate I find tat so tiring..LOL
plus I dont drink..guess I worst than u lo :p
NOOB ! lol… =.=
ONE reason why I liked to club: Hot easy girls
Does your mom read your blog? She’d be so glad reading this. LOL! The last few pix, so hot. Got copyright infringement or not?
LOL. You’re hilarious. Your reasons are all valid what. But what I noticed at #9, you dreamt of barbie and Neil Patrick Harris??? Are you gay? :P
that girl who asked “handsome, wanna camwhore and shake?”
no shouldn’t reject her..it’s a sin…lol…at least give her a CHEERS with your ONLY MUG in club.. =p
i dont make up…i dress like ah sou…no cleavage to reveal…how to go clubbing…sobs***
Hey, I feel you! I drink only during my client’s occasion or when being asked. =) Shhhh….and I hate noisy environment like the club.
trust me you will be bored go to this place when you getting older…
you really make me smile on your post ken.. I too hate clubbing.. *same reasons as yours* lol :)
HAHAHAHA. I love read this entry. I dont know how it feels because I never been to that place.
Hahahahaha.. Well explained.. But for the 10th reason, Malays will switch to Kelab Dangdut instead.. Hahaha
awww.. you’re a good boy!
OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
bbbut it looks so fun! D: gah i can’t wait to be of age!
if that will happen, yes please stay at home and dream about ken and barbie.
cute
Hahahahaha good one! I mean, 9 of them. I feel the same about clubs and clubbing (besides #10). And hot chicks won’t be hitting on me coz I’m female (they won’t… right?) =/