Valentine’s Day is today! Couples must be having something special tonight – yes, I know, most probably a dinner date right?
You know, I used to wonder – what’s so special about Valentine’s Day? It’s always an ordinary day for me.
But for the guys in a relationship, many of you would be spending that extra cash for dinner to impress your partner. But it’s always not about the money, or the food.
It’s mostly about you, your personality and how you carry yourself during the dinner date.
So dudes, today kenwooi.com is gonna share with you some pointers on how you could ruin the moment, and make you suck at a dinner date…
1) Seated first.
You get seated without escorting your date to her seat first.
You suck! Drag that chair and make sure she’s seated before you do.
2) Indecisive with the selection of food.
You don’t know what to order, she’s probably waiting for you to make the choices. But you ask her what she wants when she is not sure either.
You suck! It’s best to know what cuisine you want and make quick decisions. Don’t look uncertain, take control.
3) Try to impress the cute waitress.
You think the waitress in the restaurant is cute? What the French (or Spanish)?!
You suck! Eres un idiota!
Need I say more? You suck!
5) Eat first when your food arrives first.
Indulging your food when hers hasn’t arrived is not acceptable.
You suck! Just wait, even if your food gets slightly colder.
6) Exaggeration during conversations.
Some girls may think it’s funny, but too much of King Kong and Ultraman talk isn’t an impressive thing to do.
You suck! Keep the moderation, and be modest.
7) Distracted and not attentive.
During the dinner date, your attention swerves to something else. Whatever she is saying to you, you’re not listening properly.
You suck! Pay attention to her, she’s the main attraction of the night.
8) Play the iPad.
Yes, an iPad is a cool gadget to bring around these days. But is accessing Facebook or playing games more important than your date?
You suck! It’s not gentleman to be absorbed to the screen.
The iPad is so much fun, I know.
Writer’s say: Quite recently, I’ve seen couples staring at their iPads during their dinner session. What happened to the face-to-face conversation? That is saddening.
9) Push the bill to your date.
Well, it’s obviously a guy’s responsibility – but if you’re going to pass the entire bill to her…
You suck! Be the man, and pay up.
10) Leave first.
You leave instantly after the dinner is done.
You suck! Make sure that she’s all prepared to leave and then walk together with her.
Well, that’s it – the 10 ways to suck at a dinner date. Pretty common, but often overlooked in today’s modern society.
Oh wait, I just received a text. Must be from my date just now!
*jumps in excitement*
It’s from her, but… oh no, crap! I’m so screwed! :/
Oh well. Anyway guys, don’t suck at your dinner date alright! And yeah, Happy Valentine’s Day to those who’re celebrating!
P/S: Check out the “Behind the Scenes” for How To Suck at A Dinner Date. :)