How To Suck at A Dinner Date
Valentine’s Day is today! Couples must be having something special tonight – yes, I know, most probably a dinner date right?
You know, I used to wonder – what’s so special about Valentine’s Day? It’s always an ordinary day for me.
But for the guys in a relationship, many of you would be spending that extra cash for dinner to impress your partner. But it’s always not about the money, or the food.
It’s mostly about you, your personality and how you carry yourself during the dinner date.
So dudes, today kenwooi.com is gonna share with you some pointers on how you could ruin the moment, and make you suck at a dinner date…
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1) Seated first.
You get seated without escorting your date to her seat first.
You suck! Drag that chair and make sure she’s seated before you do.
2) Indecisive with the selection of food.
You don’t know what to order, she’s probably waiting for you to make the choices. But you ask her what she wants when she is not sure either.
You suck! It’s best to know what cuisine you want and make quick decisions. Don’t look uncertain, take control.
3) Try to impress the cute waitress.
You think the waitress in the restaurant is cute? What the French (or Spanish)?!
You suck! Eres un idiota!
4) Self-camwhore.
Need I say more? You suck!
5) Eat first when your food arrives first.
Indulging your food when hers hasn’t arrived is not acceptable.
You suck! Just wait, even if your food gets slightly colder.
6) Exaggeration during conversations.
Some girls may think it’s funny, but too much of King Kong and Ultraman talk isn’t an impressive thing to do.
You suck! Keep the moderation, and be modest.
7) Distracted and not attentive.
During the dinner date, your attention swerves to something else. Whatever she is saying to you, you’re not listening properly.
You suck! Pay attention to her, she’s the main attraction of the night.
8) Play the iPad.
Yes, an iPad is a cool gadget to bring around these days. But is accessing Facebook or playing games more important than your date?
You suck! It’s not gentleman to be absorbed to the screen.
The iPad is so much fun, I know.
Writer’s say: Quite recently, I’ve seen couples staring at their iPads during their dinner session. What happened to the face-to-face conversation? That is saddening.
9) Push the bill to your date.
Well, it’s obviously a guy’s responsibility – but if you’re going to pass the entire bill to her…
You suck! Be the man, and pay up.
10) Leave first.
You leave instantly after the dinner is done.
You suck! Make sure that she’s all prepared to leave and then walk together with her.
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Well, that’s it – the 10 ways to suck at a dinner date. Pretty common, but often overlooked in today’s modern society.
Oh wait, I just received a text. Must be from my date just now!
*jumps in excitement*
It’s from her, but… oh no, crap! I’m so screwed! :/
Oh well. Anyway guys, don’t suck at your dinner date alright! And yeah, Happy Valentine’s Day to those who’re celebrating!
P/S: Check out the “Behind the Scenes” for How To Suck at A Dinner Date. :)
wow lol I didnt do all that above except the first 1 XD seat !!!!
haha.. always good one.. Happy valentine Bro.. and I’m not really sure is she the one I saw the other day.. hahaha.. but I think NO.. that’s not her I saw the other day.. :D
WTH…lynn shane is here…LOL!! One more rule on how to suck at a date…talk about yourself and yourself only…haha XD
Lol… 2 thumbs up……
Don’t know tat suck up could b so farnieeeee…
U got complaint by ur gf le?
Happy Val’s day……….
Cheers…..
LOL! chun la this post!
your expression for “I’M SO HENSEM” and “NOMS” sibeh powderful.
one more thing.
you suck! LOL XD
That’s why watch Champions League instead of going on a date only lah. Nobody will send you text telling you that you suck. Confirm.
Lol..I know you did it, just because you post it like the way.. Bravo!!!!
based on your entire post, I am now officially the suckiest dinner date person in the entire world.
Agree, especially with “staring at screens” thing, be it iPad ke, iPhone ke, whatever. Anything that distracts you from F2F interaction is bad. You have plenty of time to play later! Impression on a date? Only ONCE!
I love these photos!! who took for you? don’t tell me its the waiter, lol!!
ps. went to catch ghost rider 2 premiere tonight as well, janice chose that over beauty n the beast >< hehe
The iPad scenario is soooo true… Face to face conversation is sooo rare nowadays… TT
If a guy needs to spend a lot just to impress the girl, I guess the girl is not even worth celebrating with HAHA
Muahahahahahaha!!! No wonder you don;t have a date onValentine’s Day! Great post, Ken! I enjoyed it.
looks like yr speaking from experience!
adoi…i think it also applies on other dates. and perhaps for the girls too?
hahaha! but those are the basics that a guy should know la. not doing those is just normal while some might need to do some little extra to make the girl happy! so perhaps you could write those extra one like “how to make your girl feel sweet in a dinner date!” XD
Ok. waiting for the ‘behind the scene’.
now we know why you’re still single >.< and I agree with no usage of iPads, iPhones, android phones, whatever phones when you're out on a dinner date. MUST pay attention to her!!! xD
Having said that, Happy Valentine's Day to you too! :)
Happy Valentine’s Day!
I think playing with electronic devices is the worst…
The only 1 thing from the above 10 is hubby will do is playing his handphone >.<
what the heck is the monkey kong ding dong.. huge ka? HAHAHA
lol did you really do it at the restaurant? cause the waitress really look like a waitress LOL
Haha very amusing read as usual! So now you know all the things that you shouldn’t do, I’m sure you won’t suck anymore! Happy Valentine’s Day!
Looking forward with your behind the scene. haha :D
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eh…who say cannot suck….can “suck” the “siput thingy mah…neh got one dish with siput with cheese punya…what is the name ady ah…slipped my mind :p
oh she ‘s the date? haha
Ahahaha you should end the post by sucking your thumb LMAO
Congrats Ken and Lynn Shane, you guys are a lovely couple. I can see romance in the air.
The girl’s expression is priceless! She acts better than you Ken! hehehehhe… :P
hahaha! I like this post very much. Made me grinned by myself at work =P
geng also eh you..
pretty interesting. .
Hubs will do all that except for the bill..LOL!!
err… well… i dont think any of the guys will do what u did unless they don’t know how to tell their gf they wanna breakup.
now you have guests in your tutorial pics? woahhh. me Jelly~~~
and oh yeah, if you did that, you suck! lol
Oh no! Ken why you suck?
LOL! Funny! : D
I pity ur date. =P
Hahahaha… you sucks la Ken!! LOLZ, but my date involved the ipad, OMG…. =P
ROFL LOLS !!
Are you speaking from your own personal experience?