Since you’re a man, I don’t have to twist and turn like what I did for mum on Mother’s Day (obviously more effort is needed to handle a lady), I’m gonna be direct.
I would like to say… Happy Father’s Day! I love you from the bottom of my heart!
Now, since I love you, and you love me. Can I ask a simple favour from you? Can I…
Go on top of you like last time?
Okay, maybe not.
Think I’m a little too big for this already. :)