Facebook is fun – it’s like a world by itself on the Internet.
Because the thing is, we can do whatever we want – chat with friends, gossip, check out chicks and make love. Oh wait, the last one doesn’t seem possible. Nevertheless, Facebook spells Freedom!
Anyway, but what if… your MUM jumped onto the Facebook bandwagon! *cues horror music!*
It happened to me a few days ago.
My mum joined Facebook, and you know what… she… listed me as her son!
Oh no! How could this be happening? I thought I could be doing whatever I want on Facebook without my parents, especially mum, knowing about my unhealthy Facebook activities!
You know why?
It’s because I post up emo status Facebook… ALL THE TIME!
Mum is gonna think that I love chocolates and porn. She’ll also think that I’m depressed kid, and I’m clueless about life.
Then then… mum will browse through my photos too!
She’ll see that I’ve been drinking hard liquor. My 12 years old Macallan will be exposed, and I’m gonna be so dead!
But that’s not it… mum will find out that I’ve been clubbing so often!
She can see all the photos of me clubbing with hot chicks! Then she’ll think that I’ve been pretending to be a good boy at home all along.
Now this is even worse, I also have Facebook Display of Affection (FDA) photos with my girlfriend! Mum is gonna know that I’ve been naughty out there…
She’ll also get to see this photo of us kissing passionately! How?
Wait, I know what to do. I know…
Yes, I have to deactivate my Facebook account – and prevent my mum from finding out that I’ve been a lousy son.
This has to be done – for the love of humanity, and for the appreciation of our mother-son relationship…
I’m sorry, mum. It had to be done. You shall not know of my deepest secrets via Facebook. It’s a wicked world in there!
And Facebook, farewell!