As a perfectly straight dude, I gotta admit that sexy ladies really catches my attention.

No, it’s not about the face, neither is it about the personality. Actually, it relates to the way they dress up – basically, the lesser and/or the tighter their outfit is, the sexier they are.

If you compliment them that they’re sexy (in their outfit), chances are they will brush you off by saying “NO LAH, WHERE GOT?!” and maybe then, blushing away.

Well, according to them, it’s the fashion sense – and nothing about being sexy.

BUT… I beg to differ!

Denying the fact that you look sexy is similar to denying the fact that you’re a lady. If you dress up in such manner, it makes sense that you’re outright sexy.

So, ladies and gentlemen, I hereby reveal the 5 types of so-called obvious “fashion by ladies” that shouts out – I’m Sexy and I Know It, But I Don’t Admit It…

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1) Revealing bra strap.

Perfect with sleeveless or spaghetti tops, showing off the bra straps is a clear sign of sexiness. The more obvious it is, the more guys you (or the bra strap) attract.

They say it’s fashion, but guys say it’s alluring.

2) Low cut front.

Ahh… this is so common. Low cut front dresses are the easiest way to flaunt that beautiful Happy Valley. The deeper the valley, the sexier she is.

They say it’s fashion, but guys just love the sexy cleavage. #truestory

3) Dark lingerie with see-through top.

This is pretty common too. Ladies wear light-colored and semi-transparent shirt on the outside, and a dark-colored bra on the inside. Guys enjoy looking at the seen-through bra from the back. If they’re lucky, the curves on the front as well. ;)

They say it’s fashion, but guys know you want us to check out your bra.

4) Bikini.

What more can I say about bikini? One part covers 1/2 the boobs and the other part covers the private part, leaving a huge uncovered area between the two. SO SEXY!

They say it’s simple fashion on the beach, but guys enjoy gazing at the skimpy you.

5) Mini skirt or hot pants.

Another sexy part of a lady’s body – the legs! You know you have good-looking legs, hence exposing them. Top it off with a pair of heels, and it’ll be a blast of sexiness! KABOOM!!!

They say it’s fashion (or nothing else to wear), but guys are attracted to beautiful legs.

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So yeah, I don’t believe it when ladies claim that they don’t realize that it’s sexy to be dressing up like that. Coz apparently, they choose to not admit the portrayed sexiness.

Look at her – revealing bra straps, low cut top, black bra visible beneath the top, super mini hot pants, and… orange top! Sexiness at its perfection! :D

So ladies, is it a crime to be sexy? Do you feel guilty for being sexy? No? So why lah so humble? If you’re feeling sexy, then just say feeling sexy lah.

For Example…

I bumped into this photo of a girl on Facebook. She uploaded it, obviously…

The photo caption: I’m a simple person, who hides a thousand feelings behind the happiest smile.

According to an analytical study of the photo by Professor Ken Wooi, the caption actually has a hidden meaning…

The intended caption: I’m a sexy person, who shows off my booby cleavage behind the middle-exposing semi-transparent black top. You’re not looking at my happiest smile, but I know where you’re looking at! *wink*

In fact, her smile is not even gleefully happy. Nevertheless, like I’ve said – if she’s feeling sexy, then just say feeling sexy lah. No need to beat around the boobs bush mah. But this photo itself got 1.7k likes. Oh well, sex sells gains likes huh? ;)

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Disclaimer: This theory doesn’t apply to low self-esteemed ladies, horizontally-challenged ladies (pardon me, have to be honest), and…

…transvestite “ladies”.

Oh wait… HELL NO!

I’m NOT gonna dress up as a lady and post up here. It’s SO against my ‘Man of Straightness’ principle, and it’s a crime (yes, it is!) for me to do so!

Kthxbai!

P/S: Ladies, if you’re reading this, you know I’m telling the truth, right? ;)