How Mat Rempit Fight Crime

PUTRAJAYA: The Home Ministry wants to engage Mat Rempit to help fight crime in Malaysia.

Describing the idea as out-of-the-box thinking, Home Minister Datuk Seri Hishammuddin Hussein said the ministry had asked selected organisations to enlist the bikers’ cooperation in the fight against crime.

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While describing the idea as well-that’s-fun (WTF) thinking, Security Minister Datuk Ken Wooi showed his full support as it can definitely reduce the crime rate.

“Yes, I support. After more than 5 decades of independence, the government has finally realized that Mat Rempits can contribute to the country. Wonderful, right?”, Datuk Ken explained during a crime fighting workshop with some Mat Rempits.

“It’s no joke, my fellow Malaysians. If it’s published in the news, then I’m damn sure it’s real for sure!”, he continues, while pointing at the mentioned article on The Star newspaper.

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He said the negative comments given to the Mat Rempits are sometimes not fair, maintaining that they too, have a purpose for the progress of the country.

“To the Mat Rempits, their skill in riding the bike is amazing. And with great skills, comes great contribution!”, Datuk Ken said after falling off a bike while trying some Rempit stunts. “Well, obviously I suck at it!”, he continue while laughing at himself.

After picking himself up from the fall, he added “Majority of the Malaysians don’t know the huge effort in learning such skills. The speed, the stunts and the bravery are the killer (no pun intended)!”.

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“When they come onboard, there will be challenges, criticisms and cynicism. But with proper guidance, I believe it can become a reality”, he said, while revealing details on how the bikers can help in crime-fighting initiatives.

When asked why them, Datuk Ken highlighted the 4 main attributes of how Mat Rempits fight crime.

Note: What you’re about to watch is no illusion. These stunts are performed by a professional Datuk. Do not try this on the streets.

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1) The Speed

mat rempit pose superman

Mat Rempits can speed on their bikes so fast that they can chase criminals and arrest them almost instantly.

Equipped with the “Superman” stunt, they can arrive at the crime scene in a jiffy!

2) The Skill

mat rempit pose hand stand

Mat Rempits possess the skills to stunt (pun intended) criminals, causing them to be in a state of shock and therefore making it easier to fight offenders.

Besides that, some are known to have the amazing skill in maneuvering through heavy traffic! The police’s bulky bike definitely can’t do that.

3) The Fear-less

mat rempit pose hero

Mat Rempits are not afraid of anything – they are even not afraid of death. Similar to Adolf Hitler, they will charge their way to victory. In this case, to be successful in apprehending criminals.

4) The Looks

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The look of a Mat Rempit is scary. The look (refer photo above) will scare the shit outta the criminals! Serious shit!

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“With such attributes, who dare say the Mat Rempits are stupid?”, Datuk Ken proudly questioned the media reporters. “They are very intelligent and skillful. Can fight crime, you know?”, he continued.

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When asked about the police authorities and their rightful duty to fight crime, Datuk Ken mentioned that since the current police officers are assigned with road blocks, traffic management and raids, a new crime-fighting unit has to be formed.

“They are our only hope!”, claimed Datuk Ken, while addressing the rise of the nation’s crime rate lately. He also stated that the country can make full use of them.

On a related note, Datuk Ken himself (secretly unknown as Ken Man) pledged to join forces with the Rempits…

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Beware, fellow criminals!

As an incentive, Mat Rempits who performed well in their crime fighting duty will be promoted to the RDRM (Rempit Diraja Malaysia) forces during the annual Coffee Drinking Ceremony.

So in the near future… when there’s something wrong in your neighbourhood, who ya gonna call?

mat rempit police logo

Vrooommm… MAT REMPIT!

- This news is brought to you by Kenwooi News Network (KNN).



17 Comments for How Mat Rempit Fight Crime

  1. LOL good sarcasm as always. I bet they would love their gangsters to be official PDRMs wouldn’t they? Mat Rempit are uneducated. Give them power and they’ll abuse it to be more of a criminal then they already are.

  2. puh-lease I wouldn’t even trust these hooligans with my mcvalue meal, let alone national security….

    although it would be funny to see a bunch of police motorcyclist “wheel-ee-ing” across the Federal Highway :D

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  3. I cannot imagine…LOL.

  4. Wait. Will Mat Rempit take bribes? Oh that’s another question to answer :/

  5. saw a few times the superman stunts.

    LOL…agree with Charmaine comments….will take bribe or not?

  6. they will be such entertainment on the streets eh? hahaha…

  7. Aiyoooo…Lost for words..*shaking head*.

  8. though I think it is a good initiative by the govment but I think its not plausible to get these street thugs to keep the peace on the streets since they are the one who are causing the chaos in the first place. corruption will run the streets among them. just my thoughts on this. good one tho!

  9. Haha! There’s also the “Scorpion” where the rider does a wheelie and the pillion arches back so (usually a her, the rider is the he) her head nearly touches the tarmac on the still speeding bike. :)

  10. Haha. I think the Rempits wouldn’t do it for free lah. The gomen has to pay them too. After all it’s a dangerous job. They may enjoy it but they also have mouths to feed. Long live Datuk Ken! LOL

  11. Where’s the Minah rempit? :D

  12. LOL! Mat Rempit to fight crime is like asking the robbers to be our bodyguards! Haha!

  13. Sometimes it is better to keep silent and let others think you are a fool than to open one’s big mouth and remove all doubt! Really…and from a learned overseas uni-educated minister some more. Absolutely rubbish!!!

  14. if mat rempit fight crime, well . . . playing PC games can huat already LMAO! :X

  15. we should turn this country into a gangland,since our government are mobsters,policemen are outlaw bikerz :P

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