tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27723248206819913522024-03-08T16:36:41.009+08:00kenwooi.comKen Wooihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09777306693372682810noreply@blogger.comBlogger44125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2772324820681991352.post-61491683154185460652023-04-30T03:50:00.008+08:002023-04-30T04:48:11.374+08:00Our May Love Letter for You<blockquote class="wp-block-quote"><p><strong>To Our Edamame Wooi,</strong></p></blockquote>
<p>30 May 2021 | I’m up at 5:47AM waiting for “breakfast” to be heated up. Hunger pangs since 11PM and up since 1:11AM thinking I could sustain it before giving in.</p>
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Maternity shoot with <a href="https://www.facebook.com/studio21twentyonephotography" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Studio21 Photography</a>
<p>Here is Mummy’s (first) letter to you, my dearest first born. According to the Pregnancy+ App, we’ve known each other for 227 days now. Since the day your existence was made known on that Clearblue pregnancy test kit, my brain has been occupied with fear, rational thoughts of being okay if things did not pan out, yet my heart has been consumed with disbelief, longing and love for you. <s>I</s> We’ve been waiting for you for the longest time, society norms aside, rather a fruit of Daddy and Mummy’s love for each other.</p>
<p>You’re our miracle, the one we were gifted with when we let go and let God. To be diagnosed with polycystic ovary syndrome (PCOS) felt like a life sentence of despair and disappointment. God is good, in His timing always, we stayed steadfast.</p>
<p>Some of the things that clouded my mind were gestational diabetes and pre-eclampsia, common to PCOS individuals. Other scares in the initial stages were also spotting, low lying placenta during one of the scans and mild cramps one night midway through the second trimester. Jokes on me ‘cus all of these were a result of Mummy’s silly running around the Warehouse for work, doing too much squats in the first trimester and learning that mild cramps are Braxton Hicks. </p>
<p>Baby, you were always so assuring, patiently waiting for Mummy to believe that you are really here.</p>
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<p>Even up till week 16-19 when we broke the news to our loved ones and the world via a YouTube video announcement which Daddy made, I was filled with uncertainties, always wondering if it’s the right time to share our little secret. It was an overwhelming period of celebration and questions, mainly “have you felt baby kicking” to which my answer was no. Doubts clouded my mind, yet again. </p>
<p>On 5 March 2021 at 8AM, I felt you for the first time on the lower left of my abdomen. It made my heart flutter, just the way your Daddy makes me feel.</p>
<p>It was during this period where I committed to <em>Klinik Kesihatan</em> visits as an added insurance for you, out of fear should there be complications and the consequential affordability of medical expenses. You were so patient with me every visit when I was stubborn, insisting to stand while waiting despite others offering a seat. On days when you’re going through a growth spurt, you’d sit conveniently on my bladder and pelvic muscles, I’d ooohh and sigh from the weight but deep down, I know this is finally real and my heart was full. </p>
<p>On growth charts at every scan, you’ve proven to be Mummy’s girl – normal in all aspects (size and weight), comfortably within the 50<sup>th</sup> percentile. Friends and people I’ve met are surprised how far ahead we are when they see the bump that shields you (for now), size wise, we look really small. I take it that you’re protecting Mummy’s skin (lol).</p>
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<p>You’re also such a Daddy’s girl! Every time he talks and play his YouTube videos (you’ll get used to this), you move and gently nudge me from the inside as if telling us you’re here and that you wanna join in the conversation.</p>
<p>Month in month out, you’ve been extremely shy. Till todate, we’ve only seen your face and identified your gender… ONCE. Baby girl, Mummy bought loads of dresses for you so even if you come out the opposite gender, the dresses are still yours to wear. Perhaps you can wear it to sleep.</p>
<p>Today marks 32w3d and we’re going to have our photos taken. Daddy thinks I can’t sleep because I’m excited, but I’m not sure. I may have too much on my mind on some days. </p>
<p>8 more weeks till you’re full term.</p>
<p>Our firstborn, we pray for you to be healthy and happy in my womb and when you arrive into this world. The state of the world you’ll arrive in will be complicated. Be smart to pick your battles, yet be kind and gentle always. It’s hard to quote you exact life examples on what to look out for or what to avoid. Daddy Mummy hope to be your compass in life, a haven for you to run back to even on days when we are the reasons you want to escape from us emotionally or physically. One thing’s for sure, I can’t promise you that we will not be clingy parents. </p>
<p>Thank you for choosing us as your parents. Know that we will do our best to provide, guide and love you but (I hope your Daddy) never spoil you. You can be ambitiously an overachiever like Daddy or an average underdog like Mummy, whichever makes you happy but at least end up with a Degree hor... :D</p>
<p>We love you more than you know it. We’re not sure if we’re physically prepared to welcome you into this world yet. Please stay put and bake well. See you in July 2021!</p>Ken Wooihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07173268087205977371noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2772324820681991352.post-27291299140573889392023-04-30T03:49:00.008+08:002023-04-30T04:33:40.797+08:00Look where we are at
<p>Reboot loading...</p>
<p>With the new season in our lives (more on that later), it’s time to reactivate this site. Circumstantially not ideal; some of you may know that kenwooi.com has been offline for the past couple of months. Apparently, the web host “accidentally” deleted this site. Odd much?</p>
<p>It’s such a pity, at least to me. </p>
<p>Before I forget, hello everyone! My name is Shane :) Ken and I met through this blog, me as a reader and him the joker of an author which was a source of destress since uni days. Cliche, very indeed!</p>
<p>If this is your first time here, here’s a quick introduction! We are newly minted parents to a 3 month old beautiful baby. A gift of life after months and years of waiting.</p>
<p>As of now, we’re not quite sure what the direction of this blog will be. Parenting? Leisure? Travel? Comedy of current affairs? Let us know if you have a preference.</p>
<p>Today, let’s take a walk down memory lane.</p>
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2012 - the year this blog was on a gradual trend of inactivity
<p>We got acquainted in late 2011 and in January/ February 2012, Ken asked for a favour as part of his blog's Valentines Day content. We went to a Mexican restaurant in Jaya One and enacted scenes of How to Suck at a Date :D</p>
<p>This was possibly when sparks started flying... and the rest is history!</p>
<p>You may be wondering what about this site that kept me coming back to cope with the ACCA stress. Two things - the humour and photoshop skills. Case in point -</p>
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You've gots to say this is damn good a photoshop!
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One of kenwooi's obscene yet comedic content. Also, is it just me or the word "camwhore" has a rude ring to it? Must be my age talking...
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That <em>rempit</em> vibes once upon a time
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One for his many advertorials for Samsung and me behind the camera
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Can't recall what was the content about but likely a meme. Wonder if it scared the shit out of him already? Haha
<p>That's all for the short and sweet recap to reboot this site. We're also on YouTube and this is what we've been up to of late! :)</p>
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<p>Now, where's ma money? :P</p>
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<p>Hope to see you guys in the next post!</p>Ken Wooihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07173268087205977371noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2772324820681991352.post-88201062514600106712009-08-01T18:29:00.003+08:002009-08-03T01:43:01.744+08:00Goodbye Blogger<div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><a href="http://kenwooi.com/"><b>UPDATE: kenwooi.com is now on Wordpress!</b></a></span><br /><br />After more than a year blogging here on Blogger, I've decided to stop...<br /><br />Decided to stop blogging.<br /><br />Stop blogging on Blogger.<br /><br />Thank you everyone for supporting my Blogger blog.<br /><br />But I'm gonna stop blogging here.<br /><br />Because...<br /><br /><br /><br />I'm moving to a self-hosted <b>Wordpress</b>! ;)<br /><br />After much thoughts on this issue, I've finally decided - goodbye Blogger, hello Wordpress!<br /><br />If all goes well, I'll be migrating tomorrow. And you'll see a whole new Wordpress-fied <i>kenwooi.com</i>! No more commenting difficulties, no more weird technical problems. Better blog management!<br /><br />And I will be able to reply to comments properly too! Hate the fact that in Blogger, my replies won't be under the intended comment. That's why I don't reply here.<br /><br />See you on the other side! =)<br /><br /><b>P/S</b>: My birthday entry will be posted soon!</div>Ken Wooihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09777306693372682810noreply@blogger.com14tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2772324820681991352.post-72136953743306153042009-07-27T19:51:00.001+08:002009-08-01T17:24:27.461+08:00VIVA<div style="text-align: justify;">No, not Perodua Viva.<br /><br />It's about my Double-Module Project Presentation - VIVA - and it's tomorrow! By the way, for us, it's not pronounced as Vee-Va, it's Why-Va!<br /><br />Frankly, I don't know why it's called like that.<br /><br />I've been working on my system and project documentation these days. Not much time spent online, excluding researches of project-related stuffs - and a little Facebook, I admit.<br /><br /><center><img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Fw4BZ6O1Rrw/Sm2ReG96HCI/AAAAAAAADwQ/I8BTJRoEkLc/s400/project+work+messy.JPG" alt="project work messy" /></center><br />Amendments of previous phase reports, changes of diagrams and documentation compilation were the tasks I'm required to finish up by tomorrow.<br /><br />In this current moment, I'm not nervous, yet. Perhaps tomorrow.<br /><br />As for now...<br /><br /><b>1)</b> System - check!<br /><b>2)</b> Documentation - check!<br /><b>3)</b> Formal attire - check!<br /><b>4)</b> Presentation slides - to be completed later.<br /><br />Almost all done and ready. Just gotta prepare my slides.<br /><br /><center><img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Fw4BZ6O1Rrw/Sm2Rd37nowI/AAAAAAAADwI/nX-w1x95JKM/s400/project+work+organized.JPG" alt="project work organized" /></center><br /><b>P/S</b>: I love getting my work neatly organized in the end! ;)<br /><br />Anyway, my VIVA Presentation slot will be tomorrow, 28th July 2009 at 0945 hours.<br /><br />Wishing myself all the best! =)</div>Ken Wooihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09777306693372682810noreply@blogger.com27tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2772324820681991352.post-88715604226754293962009-07-17T15:15:00.007+08:002009-08-01T17:23:35.220+08:00Busy Days Ahead<div style="text-align: justify;">I won't be as free as usual these days. If you don't know, I'm a Software Engineering student - currently in my final semester in INTI University College, Nilai.<br /><br />So I might not be visiting your blogs that often. With the poor hostel connection, visiting blogs and commenting might take up to 3 minutes each! So 20 blogs will be equivalent to an hour - wasted! <a href="http://www.kenwooi.com/2008/06/pathetic-provider.html" target="_blank">INTI-UC's hostel Internet sucks</a>.<br /><br />Anyway, it's Week 11 of the semester now - according to the college calender.<br /><br />So here's what gonna happen in the 4 remaining weeks.<br /><br /><b>Week 12</b> - Tests<br /><b>Week 13</b> - Double-Module Project presentation (VIVA)<br /><b>Week 14</b> - Projects submissions and presentations<br /><b>Week 15</b> - Final examinations<br /><b>Week 16</b> - INDEPENDENCE!!<br /><br />Well, that's if I don't fail in my remaining subjects.<br /><br />Hey, take a look at my messy workspace.<br /><br /><center><img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Fw4BZ6O1Rrw/SmAeR3vqY4I/AAAAAAAADmo/3SYoJbC36F8/s400/busy+messy+table.JPG" alt="busy messy table" /></center><br />Messy huh? Oh wait, by saying workspace, it doesn't mean the table - I meant my laptop. Many many coding in it and it's kinda messy!<br /><br />In a few days to come, entries will be a little simpler than usual. You know, whenever I update the blog these days, some of my friends will usually go "You too free <i>arrhh</i>?? No need do your system??". <i>Aiya</i>, blog doesn't mean free <i>mah</i>. It's just that I still allocate time for this hobby. =)<br /><br />And for your information, I'm developing a Code Generator with <a href="http://www.kenwooi.com/2008/05/java-jinx.html" target="_blank">Java</a>, that generates Java codes, for my Double-Module Project - which is very important. I'll spare the details. Bet most of you won't understand such technical elaboration.<br /><br />Four more weeks to go!<br /><br />On an unrelated note, I was trying to buy a webhost to run <i>kenwooi.com</i> with a self-hosted Wordpress. But RHB Bank's Cash-Connect Debit MasterCard doesn't support PayPal! What?! SO troublesome...<br /><br />Gonna get a Maybank's Maybankard Visa Debit Card soon - it supports PayPal! Bye bye RHB.<br /><br />Once again, four more weeks!<br /></div>Ken Wooihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09777306693372682810noreply@blogger.com36tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2772324820681991352.post-25248723425648786182009-07-14T00:00:00.004+08:002009-08-01T17:23:13.941+08:00Google Collaborates With Tansformers 3!<div style="text-align: justify;">And that could be the headline on all medias in a few years to come when Michael Bay produces his next Transformers sequal - <b>Transformers 3: Dominance of The Google</b>!<br /><br />Introducing the brand new <s>Autobot</s> Googlebot leader - <b>Google Prime</b>!<br /><br /><center><img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Fw4BZ6O1Rrw/SlsI8jxJqNI/AAAAAAAADlk/qFtwpqMyW9s/s400/google+transformers.jpg" alt="google transformers" /></center><br /><i>"Google has requested the Transformers producer to rename and re-colour Optimus Prime once they sign the collaboration deal with Michael Bay." - kenwooi.com</i><br /><br />Oh well, I certainly hope so.<br /><br />Anyway. many have expected more to come when Google released its own Web Browser - <a href="http://googleblog.blogspot.com/2008/09/fresh-take-on-browser.html" target="_blank">Google Chrome</a> (which is <a href="http://www.kenwooi.com/2009/07/internet-explorer-sucks.html" target="_blank">way better than Microsoft's Internet Explorer</a>) and unsurprisingly, Google is now coming out with its latest product - <a href="http://googleblog.blogspot.com/2009/07/introducing-google-chrome-os.html" target="_target">Google Chrome Operating System</a>!<br /><br />With this new Operating System, Google is expected to compete with most used Microsoft's Operating System - Windows.<br /><br /><center><img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Fw4BZ6O1Rrw/SlsIJq1oi2I/AAAAAAAADk0/PRV9LqyWy9Q/s400/google+chrome+vs+windows.jpg" alt="google chrome vs windows" /></center><br />However, with more than 70% (just guessing) of the world population using a Windows-based computer, it is not an easy task for Google. With Google's passion to explore the world of possibilities, who knows, Google might one day be the top company.<br /><br />So, once the Operating System is completed, what's next?<br /><br /><i>kenwooi.com</i> is making the prediction!<br /><br />With the brand new <a href="http://googleblog.blogspot.com/2009/07/introducing-google-chrome-os.html" target="_target">Google Chrome Operating System</a>, new keyboards with Google key will be available to accommodate the OS!<br /><br /><center><img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Fw4BZ6O1Rrw/SlsIKUnLPyI/AAAAAAAADlM/gDZ0vFYZPL8/s400/google+keyboard.jpg" alt="google keyboard" /></center><br />The latest <b>Google-enhanced QWERTY keyboard</b>!<br /><br />Later on, Google will develop their own <b>Google gPhone</b> - to compete with Apple!<br /><br /><center><img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Fw4BZ6O1Rrw/SlsIKCCVGnI/AAAAAAAADlE/Ozj6b4Ha-yQ/s400/google+iphone.jpg" alt="google iphone" /></center><br />Comes in 4 different colours - Blue, Green, Yellow and Red!<br /><br />Next, a <b>GoogleBook</b>?<br /><br /><center><img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Fw4BZ6O1Rrw/SlsIKYagB5I/AAAAAAAADlU/MgBeqjZeByU/s400/google+notebook+laptop.jpg" alt="google notebook laptop" /></center><br />Google might also produce their own line of computers with the Google Chrome OS - just like what Apple did with their Mac OSX MacBooks.<br /><br />Then, Google may buy over Twitter when Twitter turns into a money-making site!<br /><br /><center><img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Fw4BZ6O1Rrw/SlsI8xV7i1I/AAAAAAAADls/V9bkZhDm33Y/s400/google+twitter.jpg" alt="google twitter" /></center><br />Introducing the upcoming <b>Gwitter</b>! Google certainly has <a href="http://googleblog.blogspot.com/2009/07/google-accounts-on-twitter.html" target="_blank">many Twitter accounts</a> on Twitter currently.<br /><br />Or perhaps, Google takes over the famous Japanese company - <b>YAMAHA</b>!<br /><br /><center><img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Fw4BZ6O1Rrw/SlsI9OEB3wI/AAAAAAAADl0/AfiKeFHl_Vk/s400/google+yamaha+music.jpg" alt="google yamaha music" /></center><br />And turns all the grand piano keys to Google keys.<br /><br /><center><img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Fw4BZ6O1Rrw/SlsI8dFOt9I/AAAAAAAADlc/azNRTNusfns/s400/google+piano+keys.jpg" alt="google piano keys" /></center><br />Piano players will go crazy over Google! Everytime they play the piano, they'll be inspired by Google. So, they'll be more G-eng!<br /><br /><b>P/S</b>: <i>Geng</i> means "outstanding" in Cantonese.<br /><br />The final prediction - in order to widen the Google market, the women is targeted!<br /><br />Introducing <b>Google G-String</b>.<br /><br /><center><img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Fw4BZ6O1Rrw/SlsIJ07GyGI/AAAAAAAADk8/n9_G9ve6txQ/s400/google+g-string.jpg" alt="google g-string" /></center><br />With G-Spot on the middle - totally fashionable!<br /><br />Sorry perverts, <i>kenwooi.com</i> is a clean blog - I had to censor the excessive skin revealed on the G-String picture. If you wanna see more of these <i>dirty</i> pictures, go Google it, okay?<br /><br />There you go, the prediction of Google's products in the coming years! =)</div>Ken Wooihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09777306693372682810noreply@blogger.com46tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2772324820681991352.post-26319687694388675632009-07-12T00:00:00.003+08:002009-08-01T17:23:00.365+08:00Transformers Bumble Bee Toy FAIL<div style="text-align: justify;">I was at Kitchen Fresh Chicken (KFC) a few days back and it seems that they're selling Transformers toys. Of course, you get discounted price if you purchase the Chicky Meal.<br /><br />Take a look at the promotion.<br /><br /><center><img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Fw4BZ6O1Rrw/SlhuEzZYvII/AAAAAAAADf8/OQEVA3xHZ0M/s400/transformers+bumble+bee.JPG" alt="transformers bumblee bee" /></center><br />Bumblee Bee looks so cool there!<br /><br />But when you look at the Bumble Bee toy they're selling...<br /><br /><center><img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Fw4BZ6O1Rrw/SlhuFHNqNmI/AAAAAAAADgE/Y-vouDwj9AY/s400/transformers+bumble+bee+toy.JPG" alt="transformers bumble bee toy" /></center><br />What is that?? Look at its arms - they look like wings!<br /><br />KFC, you call that Bumble Bee?!<br /><br />To me, it looks like...<br /><br /><center><img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Fw4BZ6O1Rrw/SlhuFT9VwhI/AAAAAAAADgM/DV5yiYRvHyQ/s400/transformers+bumble+bee+toy+tweety+bird.JPG" alt="transformers bumble bee toy tweety bird" /></center><br />Tweety Bird!</div>Ken Wooihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09777306693372682810noreply@blogger.com36tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2772324820681991352.post-64195719532303794382009-07-08T00:00:00.004+08:002009-08-01T17:22:39.583+08:00I Got A New Girlfriend!<div style="text-align: justify;">If you've been following my blog since March 2009, you would probably know (if you still remember) that I got a new life partner - <a href="http://www.kenwooi.com/2009/03/back-in-action.html" target="_blank">Geetha</a>.<br /><br />We really had a great time. I strum her strings all the time and when we're <i>doing it</i>, the sound she makes is so arousing. She is just amazing!<br /><br />But one day, when I came back from class, Geetha wasn't in her <s>case</s> clothes! She must be totally nude. Where could she be?<br /><br />So I went up to the room and to my horror, I saw Geetha...<br /><br /><center><img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Fw4BZ6O1Rrw/SlWoo3WMNrI/AAAAAAAADdY/_PZGlZNT_a4/s400/guitar+love+1.JPG" alt="guitar love 1" /></center><br />with Mr. Kapok <i>doing it</i> - in guitar missionary style...<br /><br /><center><img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Fw4BZ6O1Rrw/SlWopMkBrlI/AAAAAAAADdg/WBgwW5_ff1s/s400/guitar+love+2.JPG" alt="guitar love 2" /></center><br />then guitar doggie style!<br /><br /><center><img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Fw4BZ6O1Rrw/SlWopVGp4oI/AAAAAAAADdo/bkEHA0GLYkU/s400/guitar+love+3.JPG" alt="guitar love 3" /></center><br />After all those "plucking" and "strumming", they cuddle in bed intimately! That's an outrageous guitar sex!<br /><br />What the F&^(*@$!#K !!????<br /><br />We broke up immediately and Geetha went on with Mr. Kapok. Maybe his "strumming" is better than mine. =(<br /><br />But guess what - a great thing happened right after that - I found myself another new life partner!<br /><br />She has soft smooth skin. Slim and sexy. And she loves to eat Apple!<br /><br />Introducing: <b>Meg</b>!<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><center><img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Fw4BZ6O1Rrw/SlL7kObScgI/AAAAAAAADaQ/7e7dSchtQV0/s400/macbook.jpg" alt="macbook" /></center><br />Look at Meg posing sexily on my sofa - with her vibrant smile.<br /><br />She has nice body too! Check her out!<br /><br /><center><img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Fw4BZ6O1Rrw/SlL7kS4mEkI/AAAAAAAADaY/zlaYbtNp02Y/s400/macbook+keyboard.jpg" alt="macbook keyboard" /></center><br />Very delicate and attractive!<br /><br />Okay, I'm gonna <i>play</i> with her now - starting with the <s>nipples</s> buttons!<br /><br /><center><img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Fw4BZ6O1Rrw/SlL7vN8kKCI/AAAAAAAADag/1mg8HMiGa18/s400/macbook+touch.jpg" alt="macbook touch" /></center><br />Wow her responses to my "strokes" are so WOW!<br /><br />I love you, Meg! =D</div>Ken Wooihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09777306693372682810noreply@blogger.com91tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2772324820681991352.post-72333162150127067742009-06-27T00:00:00.009+08:002009-08-01T17:21:43.282+08:00Imagine The World Without Computers<div style="text-align: justify;">Have you ever wondered how the world would be without the existence of high-tech <i>everyone-is-using-it-now</i> computers?<br /><br />I bet it isn't only me who can't live without a computer - in fact, everyone has and needs a computer. Today, the "Computer Phenomena" has massively infiltrated almost all houses and buildings worldwide! If you don't know what a computer is, you must be living in a cave. Go hunt a fox and burn it!<br /><br />Eh, I think that's how Firefox was invented! =D<br /><br />The computer, together with the Internet, is a main source of accessing the virtual world of information and communication - connected with wires, cables and even through air across the globe.<br /><br />For almost all of us, living without the computer's communication services is like living in the olden days - chatting, file sharing and online interaction won't be possible. Also, without a computer, everything is not automated and you have to do everything manually - using up papers and extra resources which is totally against the <a href="http://www.kenwooi.com/2009/04/go-green-virus-infection.html" target="_blank">Earth going green</a>.<br /><br />Imagine how Facebook would be like without the computer. Perhaps every one would need to purchase a book with their face on it, and walk around writing on other people's books or even their house Wall.<br /><br /><center><img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Fw4BZ6O1Rrw/SkSv6LhB5nI/AAAAAAAADOA/aJUtABHoPA0/s400/facebook+wall+1.jpg" alt="facebook wall 1" /><br /><br /><img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Fw4BZ6O1Rrw/SkSv6HbeNgI/AAAAAAAADOI/jn6SWVP9UhM/s400/facebook+wall+2.jpg" alt="facebook wall 2" /><br /><br /><img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Fw4BZ6O1Rrw/SkSv6V0FLOI/AAAAAAAADOQ/jR8eLB71d9c/s400/facebook+wall+3.jpg" alt="facebook wall 3" /></center><br />Without the computer, there won't be Google either. Even if Google exists without the Internet, people will have to walk to a Google outlet and ask questions. They would be lining up to "Google" their daily problems.<br /><br /><center><img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Fw4BZ6O1Rrw/SkSwEsU5nVI/AAAAAAAADOY/tmnm7W_IFaI/s400/google+stall.jpg" alt="google stall" /></center><br />And imagine how would blogs be without the computer? I bet everyone must be writing on a piece of paper and everyday people would walk to your house just to read that damn pieces of papers.<br /><br />Or even worse, blog wouldn't even have existed and people would go: "<b>Huh? What's a BLOG? Bi, Les Or Gay?</b>"<br /><br />As a Computing and IT student majoring in Software Engineering, I totally depend on my computer (or laptop) to do my work. If I were to pursue this course without my own personal laptop, I'd definitely be labeled as: "<b>Computing Student FAIL</b>"<br /><br /><center><img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Fw4BZ6O1Rrw/SkS0TmBgbhI/AAAAAAAADR8/3ftxkbSEFQY/s400/computing+student+fail.jpg" alt="computing student fail" /></center><br />Seriously, which Computing student doesn't own a personal computer? And if I don't own a computer, <i>kenwooi.com</i> wouldn't have existed too!<br /><br />Furthermore, without a computer, I can't do my assignments, play with Photoshop, interact easily with friends, engage in INTI-UC's hostel <a href="http://www.kenwooi.com/2008/06/pathetic-provider-aftermath.html" target="_blank">Pathetic Online</a> by Extreme Broadband (EBB), surf the web, blog and most importantly - keep in touch with the latest and hottest news.<br /><br />Okay, maybe without the computer, I'd probably be doing something more... enjoyable and pleasuring in my room. Like this...<br /><br /><center><img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Fw4BZ6O1Rrw/SkSv5st1F_I/AAAAAAAADNw/3k7hohGCDTE/s400/DSCN0675a.JPG" /></center><br />Wait wait, before you dirty-minded minds start to get crooked...<br /><br /><center><img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Fw4BZ6O1Rrw/SkSv5-x7YcI/AAAAAAAADN4/3iFanzPj5uE/s400/DSCN0678a.JPG" /></center><br />It's just reading a <a href="http://www.kenwooi.com/2008/05/java-jinx.html" target="_blank">JAVA</a> book okay! And it's certainly enjoyable.<br /><br />What were you thinking? Tsk tsk tsk.<br /><br />Oh yeah, if someone tells me that MTV means Malaysia TeleVision, I'd probably believe it. But obviously I know that it's Music TeleVision - because I've just "Google"-d to confirm. Heh!<br /><br />Therefore, I would like to thank Charles Babbage, the father of computers, for his contribution that has led to the development of today's awesome computers! Your great grand-computers love you! =)<br /><br /><b>P/S</b>: If you like my entry, gimme a <a href="http://www.mtvasia.com/Funstuff/Contests/BloggerContest/viewentry.php?id=511" target="_blank">thumbs up</a> at my MTV entry page. Thank you!</div>Ken Wooihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09777306693372682810noreply@blogger.com56tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2772324820681991352.post-92086146017473827532009-06-24T00:00:00.008+08:002009-08-01T17:21:31.003+08:00Ipoh Delicacy: Nam Heong Old Town White Cafe<div style="text-align: justify;">I used to wonder - what is so nice about food blogs? There are so many food blogs around and it's amusing that bloggers would spend time taking pictures before, during and after eating.<br /><br />I told myself that I'll never do that - since it's kinda awkward?<br /><br />But today I'm breaking the awkwardness by promoting the food in Ipoh. As mentioned earlier, I didn't talk much about my hometown but it's time for me to do so.<br /><br />I'll start with a famous kopitiam (aka coffee shop) located at Ipoh's old town - <b>Nam Heong Old Town White Cafe</b>.<br /><br /><center><img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Fw4BZ6O1Rrw/SkCOCBBtZbI/AAAAAAAAC2I/YYxIouVJKn0/s400/ipoh+nam+heong.jpg" alt="ipoh nam heong old town white cafe" /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><i>Nam Heong Old Town White Cafe</i></span></center><br />People usually have quick lunch or tea break here. Getting a parking space is kinda hard and getting a table at Nam Heong is hard too. The most important factor you must possess while looking for food in Ipoh is patience.<br /><br /><center><img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Fw4BZ6O1Rrw/SkCOmdfwvZI/AAAAAAAAC2g/D0PkaKJHerU/s400/ipoh+nam+heong+white+coffee.JPG" alt="ipoh nam heong white coffee" /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><i>White coffee</i></span></center><br />Nam Heong's white coffee is famous in Ipoh - due to its unique flavour.<br /><br />The taste of the food is good and the portion is reasonable with the price.<br /><br /><center><img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Fw4BZ6O1Rrw/SkCOCU6VkqI/AAAAAAAAC2Q/VABWSNyEt5U/s400/ipoh+nam+heong+char+kuey+teow.JPG" alt="ipoh nam heong char kuey teow" /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><i>Char Kuey Teow</i></span></center><br /><center><img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Fw4BZ6O1Rrw/SkCOmJSY1fI/AAAAAAAAC2Y/AlYMV_oHPq0/s400/ipoh+nam+heong+chee+cheong+fun.JPG" alt="ipoh nam heong chee cheong fun" /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><i>Chee Cheong Fun - with mushroom gravy</i></span></center><br />There are more variety of food here but I didn't take extra orders.<br /><br />On the same road itself, there's another kopitiam called <b>Kedai Kopi CT</b> where you can have red bean soup for dessert.<br /><br /><center><img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Fw4BZ6O1Rrw/SkCOCKTsJ8I/AAAAAAAAC2A/HAUCs8Vga7M/s400/ipoh+kedai+kopi+ct.JPG" alt="ipoh kedai kopi ct" /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><i>Kedai Kopi CT</i></span></center><br />Kinda concentrated in my opinion, if you order without ice. Addition of ice should make it more diluted and obviously colder.<br /><br /><center><img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Fw4BZ6O1Rrw/SkCOB6EKngI/AAAAAAAAC14/NJkcfOSzLuI/s400/ipoh+ct+red+bean+soup.JPG" alt="ipoh ct red bean soup" /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><i>Red bean soup</i></span></center><br />It's not hard to find this place in Ipoh town. There's a landmark which can be easily spotted once you reach the town area.<br /><br />The landmark is a 20-storey flat - Kinta Height Flat. Both Nam Heong and CT coffee shops are located just around it.<br /><br /><center><img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Fw4BZ6O1Rrw/SkCOBmzuMII/AAAAAAAAC1w/_v8NtfGDS9I/s400/ipoh+20+storey+flat.JPG" alt="ipoh 20 storey flat" /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><i>Kinta Height Flat</i></span></center><br />If you wanna know more of the location, just Google Map or Wiki Map. It's easy.<br /><br /><b>P/S</b>: In case you find my "promotion" not convincing - I don't usually give exaggerating comments like "<i>Waseh sibei ho chiak ar!</i>" or "<i>Walao veliiiii deliiiicious ar!</i>".<br /><br />Or "<i>Wahh abso-fukking-lutely best!</i>". -.-<br /><br />Perhaps I'm already used to the food in Ipoh and I find them very very normal.<br /><br />Anyway, it's worth a try when you're in Ipoh! Stay tuned from more Ipoh Delicacy entries. =)</div>Ken Wooihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09777306693372682810noreply@blogger.com71tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2772324820681991352.post-77989773441961319322009-06-21T00:00:00.002+08:002009-08-01T17:21:08.637+08:00Dearest Daddy<div style="text-align: justify;">Since you're a man, I don't have to twist and turn like <a href="http://www.kenwooi.com/2009/05/dearest-mummy.html" target="_blank">what I did for mummy</a> on Mother's Day. <s>More effort is needed to handle a lady.</s><br /><br />I'm gonna be direct.<br /><br />On behalf of Jane, Jean, Jenn and Kane, I would like to say...<br /><br /><center><span style="font-size:180%;"><b>Happy Father's Day!</b></span></center><br />We love you from the bottom of our hearts!<br /><br />Now, since I love you, and you love me. Can I ask a simple favour from you?<br /><br />Can I...<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><i>*clears throat*</i><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Go on top of you like last time?<br /><br /><center><img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Fw4BZ6O1Rrw/Sj9akUogPVI/AAAAAAAACuI/qPM5a3Rj3kg/s400/daddy.jpg" /></center><br />Okay maybe not.<br /><br />I'm already a little too big for this. =)</div>Ken Wooihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09777306693372682810noreply@blogger.com52tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2772324820681991352.post-55320869374968794852009-06-17T00:00:00.003+08:002009-08-01T17:20:44.378+08:00McAwesome Burger FAIL<div style="text-align: justify;">I was hoping to <a href="http://www.kenwooi.com/2009/05/mcawesome-burger-with-mcvalue-lunch.html" target="_blank">nail an iPhone 3G</a> from the McDonald's McValue Lunch Blogger Contest.<br /><br />The result was announced and my <s>awesome</s> (not so awesome afterall) entry didn't win. Some dude with a short video (aka "advertisement") won it.<br /><br />So much for my <s>McAwesome</s> Burger.<br /><br /><center><img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Fw4BZ6O1Rrw/SjeQHHjLC_I/AAAAAAAACrA/DbPTXD4rwZk/s400/unawesome+burger.jpg" alt="mcdonald's unawesome mcawesone burger" /></center><br />Frankly, I put in quite a reasonable amount of effort into it. Perhaps I should have acted and produced a video clip - probably it could have been a more competitive contest material.<br /><br />But I'm only good at relating with pictures.<br /><br /><center><img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Fw4BZ6O1Rrw/SjeQGkfWtbI/AAAAAAAACqw/BnR6ifA6uDQ/s400/mcd+iphone+1.jpg" alt="mcd iphone" /></center><br /><center><img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Fw4BZ6O1Rrw/SjfgLSO2R5I/AAAAAAAACrs/-fzA00Sq1X0/s400/mcd+iphone+3.jpg" alt="mcd iphone" /></center><br /><center><img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Fw4BZ6O1Rrw/SjeQGyOFHsI/AAAAAAAACq4/zbqARtGp48s/s400/mcd+iphone+2.jpg" alt="mcd iphone" /></center><br />Looks like I'm destined to never own an iPhone 3G. <i>*sighs*</i><br /><br />Anyway, special thanks to readers of <i>kenwooi.com</i> for supporting my <a href="http://www.kenwooi.com/2009/05/mcawesome-burger-with-mcvalue-lunch.html" target="_blank">contest entry</a>. Not forgetting friends and family for the great encouragement.<br /><br />Today, let's mourn the lost of McAwesome Burger. No one shall feast McDonald's food for the next 24 hours! ;)</div>Ken Wooihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09777306693372682810noreply@blogger.com84tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2772324820681991352.post-39909723819002369332009-06-15T00:00:00.006+08:002009-08-01T17:20:29.393+08:00Real Madrid Is Buying Kenaldo!<div style="text-align: justify;">Manchester United have accepted a £10,000 ($11,645 or €11,6625 or RM55,000) offer from Real Madrid for <a href="http://kenwooi.com/" target="_blank">Kenaldo Wooi</a>. It's now certain that a second era of galacticos has begun at Madrid, with news of Kenaldo's deal coming.<br /><br />Real Madrid-bound midfielder Kenaldo looks set to become one of the lowest paid sports un-stars in the world. Kenaldo, costing just £10,000 on the transfer board, plays a significant role in the current Manchester United squad.<br /><br /><center><img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Fw4BZ6O1Rrw/SjS-jDifK_I/AAAAAAAACqo/tHUt0Ac72Xw/s400/manchester+united+team.jpg" /></center><br /><b>P/S</b>: Sorry Christiano Ronaldo. Since you're gone, I'm taking over your body.<br /><br />Although not well-known, Real Madrid's interest towards the midfielder is shocking news. "I haven't had my time at Man United but it's time to look forward and £10,000 is totally a great sum of money. This deal is awesome!", said Kenaldo. "It's flattering and unflattering when one top team wants you to play for them and another top team doesn't want you."<br /><br /><center><img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Fw4BZ6O1Rrw/SjS-iUte4YI/AAAAAAAACqI/XuxBSQXQczk/s400/kenaldo+match.jpg" /></center><br />Kenaldo has scored vital goals in the recent English Premier League season. Scoring just 2 goals, which is quite an achievement, throughout the whole campaign has helped Manchester United in winning their 3rd Premier League title in a row.<br /><br /><center><img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Fw4BZ6O1Rrw/SjS-izT9iGI/AAAAAAAACqg/qGyeyn1EBLM/s400/manchester+united+champion.jpg" /></center><br />No one has expected Real Madrid to be attracted by Kenaldo's awesome talent and Sir Alex Ferguson once said "Kenaldo is good but no top teams will buy him. If Real Madrid is interested, I'll certainly sell that mob this virus!" in December 2008.<br /><br />And the gaffer's statement is about to come true.<br /><br />The 21-year-old is expected to sign a seven-year contract at the Bernabeu, which means by the final year he would be on £52,000-a-year or £1,000-a-week. When converted into Malaysian currency, Kenaldo will be earning RM5,500-a-week - which is reportedly higher than what the average Malaysian earns.<br /><br /><center><img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Fw4BZ6O1Rrw/SjS-i9MkheI/AAAAAAAACqY/RdEPQ9Fi53U/s400/kenaldo+training.jpg" /></center><br />Kenaldo, who celebrated his move by partying the night away in Kuala Lumpur, is currently on holiday and told Malaysia's radio station Fly.FM host Phat Fabes that he was "flattered" by Madrid's interest. He has also revealed his pride at being the subject of an "awesome" £10,000 bid from Real.<br /><br />Here's a brief introduction about Kenaldo Wooi. He has been playing football since young. His talent caught Sir Alex Ferguson's attention in a local football match and therefore got signed up as an amateur player in Manchester United. With much effort by the young lad, he has made a promising start to his football career.<br /><br /><center><img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Fw4BZ6O1Rrw/SjS-ik9W4qI/AAAAAAAACqQ/KsXPHgaesCY/s400/kenaldo+real+madrid+shirt.jpg" /></center><br /><i>kenwooi.com</i> wishes Kenaldo Wooi all the best in his £10,000 move to Real Madrid.<br /><br /><b>P/S</b>: It's definitely more worth it than <a href="http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story?id=654097&sec=transfers&cc=4716" target="_blank">Christiano Ronaldo's transfer fee</a>.</div>Ken Wooihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09777306693372682810noreply@blogger.com55tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2772324820681991352.post-75111528845926873912009-06-12T00:37:00.008+08:002009-08-01T17:20:06.992+08:00Lame Pathetic Quizzes on Facebook<div style="text-align: justify;">First of all, this entry is just my personal opinion. No offense towards Facebook quiz lovers.<br /><br />When Facebook started a few years back, quizzes were acceptable and logical. However, since Facebook allowed users to create their own quizzes, the latest quizzes has become more 'interesting'.<br /><br />For example.<br /><br /><center><img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Fw4BZ6O1Rrw/SjEoeUDoZzI/AAAAAAAACpY/7zVpr9w_urg/s400/facebook+how+virgin+are+you.jpg" /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><i>How virgin are you?</i></span></center><br />Let me stress the silliness of this particular quiz. Is there such a way to calculate the percentage of one's virginity? Let's say - if a guy didn't dive all the way into the pool, but he splashed around in the shallow end - does it mean you have 50% virginity? Nonsense.<br /><br />Here's another lame one.<br /><br /><center><img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Fw4BZ6O1Rrw/SjEod090uXI/AAAAAAAACpI/llGZyFvlhg8/s400/facebook+how+does+your+fart+smell.jpg" /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><i>How does your fart smell!!!</i></span></center><br />Who in the world made this quiz? Perhaps some fart scientist trying to figure out the types of fart fragrances. A logical question - is it possible for a fart to smell differently other than like shit? Perfume maybe?<br /><br />You know what I'll do when I wanna fart? I'll stand up proudly and make a totally awesome orchestra music! Then everyone will know how melodious my fart is! Definitely no need to take that quiz.<br /><br /><center><img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Fw4BZ6O1Rrw/SjEoeKKaVKI/AAAAAAAACpQ/IJXD09jcmu4/s400/facebook+how+sohai+are+you.jpg" /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><i>How sohai are you?</i></span></center><br /><b>P/S</b>: Sohai means "stupid vagina" (direct translation) in Chinese, which is commonly used as a curse word. Possibly related to words like fuck, asshole, dickhead etc.<br /><br />Here's another <i>sohai</i> quiz. Which <i>sohai</i> created it? I bet the creator is a real <i>sohai</i>. Why would any <i>sohai</i> take this quiz to know how <i>sohai</i> he/she is?<br /><br />Here's an ideal scenario for you to know whether you're a <i>sohai</i> or not.<br /><br /><center><img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Fw4BZ6O1Rrw/SjEo3CVQfII/AAAAAAAACpo/mWdwyfZ0UaI/s400/facebook+sohai+1.jpg" /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><i>Ask a friend.</i></span></center><br /><center><img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Fw4BZ6O1Rrw/SjEo3KYCQeI/AAAAAAAACpw/C10k6SjurRw/s400/facebook+sohai+2.jpg" /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><i>Get direct answer.</i></span></center><br />Conclusion: You're a sohai!<br /><br />So those 3 quizzes mentioned above are some examples where the quiz creators are totally out of their mind.<br /><br />Next up, some interesting responses from the quiz takers upon receiving the result of a particular quiz.<br /><br /><center><img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Fw4BZ6O1Rrw/SjEodx0n2tI/AAAAAAAACpA/o-ud4wgM0Bw/s400/facebook+how+annoying+are+you.jpg" /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><i>How annoying are you?</i></span></center><br />Take a look at the quiz taker's response. Yeah, I know that he/she may be joking but still - can some quiz determine how annoying you are? I don't think so.<br /><br />Also, a classic example of a typical quiz and the response on Facebook.<br /><br /><center><img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Fw4BZ6O1Rrw/SjEo2jhdSrI/AAAAAAAACpg/Ixti2ikO1K4/s400/facebook+pregnancy+test.jpg" /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><i>Pregnancy test.</i></span></center><br />Since when pregnancy test can be conducted on Facebook? You answer some questions and all of a sudden, the quiz tells you that you're gonna be a mummy!<br /><br />Perhaps while doing the quiz, Facebook ejaculates some of its book <s>sperms</s> worms into the quiz - resulting in a "pregnant" outcome. Technology huh?<br /><br />Anyway, as mentioned earlier, this entry is not for the fun of lashing out rants against Facebook quizzes. No one is against creating and taking quizzes on Facebook but I believe that it has become a nuisance these days - it's an honest fact!<br /><br />Yes yes, I know some do it for fun. Too free, nothing to do, waiting to sleep bla bla bla. But seriously, you don't have to publish every single quiz result on the Wall. Just do it, get the result and keep it to yourself. Honestly, no one wanna know whether you're an asshole or not, which bra size are you, or when you gonna die.<br /><br />But obviously these sincere reminders will be ignored. So I might as well just do my own part - hide all quizzes that appear on my Wall. =)<br /><br />Oh yeah, here's another interesting quiz.<br /><br /><center><img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Fw4BZ6O1Rrw/SjEodnRUSoI/AAAAAAAACo4/-f6e4xMCgc4/s400/facebook+are+you+awesome.jpg" /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><i>Are you awesome?</i></span></center><br />Well, I don't think there's a need for me to take this quiz - it's simply because I'm already awesome! I think! ;)</div>Ken Wooihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09777306693372682810noreply@blogger.com65tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2772324820681991352.post-27065494317807904812009-06-08T00:00:00.004+08:002009-08-01T17:19:57.509+08:00St. John's Kindergarten Ipoh<div style="text-align: justify;">After blogging for more than 1 year, I realized that I never mentioned anything about my hometown before. Well, in case you don't know, I was born and raised in a little small city called Ipoh.<br /><br /><center><i>*cue Point Blanc's Ipoh Mali song*</i></center><br />Okay, I'm gonna start off with my kindergarten - St. John's Kindergarten.<br /><br />The St. John's Church is the first building to welcome you when you enter the kindergarten compound.<br /><br /><center><img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Fw4BZ6O1Rrw/SieHsucXxPI/AAAAAAAACm8/hcHHl7RH7Zk/s400/st+john+kindergarten+ipoh+church.JPG" /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><i>St. John's Church.</i></span></center><br />Before any of you misunderstand, lemme clarify - that's <b>not</b> the place we learn our ABC and 123.<br /><br />We study at another building with a stretch of classrooms.<br /><br /><center><img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Fw4BZ6O1Rrw/SieHsN23LoI/AAAAAAAACm0/_ZewJVoRvTA/s400/st+john+kindergarten+ipoh.JPG" /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><i>St. John's Kindergarten.</i></span></center><br />Recently I had a chance to visit the kindergarten. I was actually attending a wedding, which was held at the St. John's Hall.<br /><br /><center><img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Fw4BZ6O1Rrw/SieHs4vfnxI/AAAAAAAACnM/ALalo3kKHqo/s400/st+john+kindergarten+ipoh+hall.JPG" /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><i>St. John's Hall.</i></span></center><br />As I stepped into the hall, pieces of memories started falling into place. Amazingly, it has been more than 10 years since I left St. John's Kindergarten. How I wish I'm a kid again, with minimum worries in life.<br /><br />My earliest performances took place on the stage of this very hall. Beating toy drums in a mini kiddo band, dancing and putting make up and lipstick - SO GAY!<br /><br /><center><img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Fw4BZ6O1Rrw/SieHskLH_HI/AAAAAAAACnE/PR-KcyowYu8/s400/st+john+kindergarten+ipoh+classroom.JPG" /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><i>Classroom.</i></span></center><br />The classroom tells a story of the friends I made when I was a little boy. Some stayed on till this very day, and well, some were forgotten. One of my kindergarten friend who is still close to me at the moment is Mishal Kothari - he's featured on my <a href="http://www.kenwooi.com/2009/05/mcawesome-burger-with-mcvalue-lunch.html" target="_blank">McAwesome Burger</a> entry.<br /><br />The tables and chairs are still the same till this very day. I remembered sitting on the small metal chair, drawing my house and a T-Rex dinosaur attacking it. Oh yeah, and Ultraman flying in the sky too!<br /><br /><center><img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Fw4BZ6O1Rrw/SikgV3zfULI/AAAAAAAACoU/ENG_f_RjZiU/s400/kindergarten+drawing.jpg" /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><i>My digitalized kindergarten drawing.</i></span></center><br />Somehow I managed to recall the drawing and I redraw it using Paint. Masterpiece huh? Definitely better than Leonardo da Vinci's Mona Lisa painting.<br /><br /><center><img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Fw4BZ6O1Rrw/SieHswW0k7I/AAAAAAAACnU/gieucT_fhLQ/s400/st+john+kindergarten+ipoh+playground.JPG" /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><i>Playground.</i></span></center><br />The playground was the favourite place of all time. Slides, bars and whatever. Doesn't seem fun to me now but it certainly was back then.<br /><br /><center><img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Fw4BZ6O1Rrw/SieIGsBE9rI/AAAAAAAACnc/Y6ZkbiuUVBQ/s400/st+john+kindergarten+ipoh+swing.JPG" /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><i>Playground swing.</i></span></center><br />The swing reminds me of my kindergarten girlfriends. I always bring my girlfriends to play swing swing together. Can't remember how many girlfriends I had but I do remember their names - Ah-Sue, Ah-Lian, Ah-Chin, Ah-Ling and all the others Ah-s <i>lah</i>.<br /><br />Oh yeah, if any of you Ah-Whatever remembers me after reading this entry, do contact me ya! ;)<br /><br />Anyway, I have a kindergarten secret to share - when I was a little boy, I never asked for permission to go to the toilet during class. So if nature calls, I'll just "hang on" and wait for the break.<br /><br />So there was one incident, we were sitting on the floor and I was trying my very best to "hang on" as long as I could. However, the nature was no longer calling, it was screaming "LET ME GO!!!".<br /><br />But stubborn me didn't bother and unfortunately, I "released" bit by bit while sitting on the floor. When it was finally break time, I stood up and there's a small puddle of water. My pants were obviously wet too.<br /><br /><center><img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Fw4BZ6O1Rrw/SieIG5gmXjI/AAAAAAAACnk/Sk7mh3GFw9g/s400/st+john+kindergarten+ipoh+toilet.JPG" /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><i>Nature is calling!</i></span></center><br />Don't ask me what happened after that. End of my <s>embarrassing</s> kindergarten story.</div>Ken Wooihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09777306693372682810noreply@blogger.com54tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2772324820681991352.post-52743738861941717912009-06-03T00:00:00.006+08:002009-08-01T17:19:14.914+08:00Bad Logo For Diving Equipment Company<div style="text-align: justify;">Here's the logo for Aqua-Lung Professional Diving Equipment company.<br /><br /><center><img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Fw4BZ6O1Rrw/SiTOzG1V1dI/AAAAAAAACmk/Yj5RX2OrMag/s400/aqua-lung+weird+logo+1.jpg" /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><i>Aqua-Lung U.S.Divers Logo<br /></i></span></center><br />To me, the oxygen tank in the middle of the logo looks like a Cobra snake.<br /><br />Anyway, tell me what do you see?<br /><br />Oh wait, before that, lemme rotate it first.<br /><br /><center><img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Fw4BZ6O1Rrw/SiTOzZNTY6I/AAAAAAAACms/sTEKpipRB78/s400/aqua-lung+weird+logo+2.jpg" /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><i>Aqua-Lung U.S.Divers Logo - Upside down</i></span></center><br />Now, what do you see? You see an upside down Cobra snake?<br /><br />Awesome! You have a clean mind! Me too! <i>*high 5*</i> ;)</div>Ken Wooihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09777306693372682810noreply@blogger.com61tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2772324820681991352.post-92110315712466906412009-05-30T00:00:00.007+08:002009-08-01T17:19:00.864+08:00Laguna Redang Island Resort<div style="text-align: justify;">Laguna Redang Island Resort is certainly a great place to stay at. The view of the beach there is just amazing.<br /><br /><center><img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Fw4BZ6O1Rrw/Sh-35SBuoeI/AAAAAAAACkc/BlROraIUFFE/s400/laguna+redang+resort+beach.JPG" /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><i>View from the Buffet Restaurant.</i></span></center><br /><center><img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Fw4BZ6O1Rrw/Sh-35gqvwOI/AAAAAAAACkk/Yyttg6ajOvI/s400/laguna+redang+resort+beach+bar.JPG" /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><i>View from the Beach Bar.</i></span></center><br />Honestly, who wouldn't be fascinated by the mesmerizing sun, soft white sand and crystal-clear water? I bet almost every one will be thinking of stripping nude and just run frantically into the sea - except me, of course.<br /><br />Overall, the facilities are excellent. Cozy rooms, relaxing surroundings - it makes us feel like home. How I wish I can have this lifestyle forever.<br /><br /><center><img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Fw4BZ6O1Rrw/Sh-4M_9dqBI/AAAAAAAAClU/gTxqhOYyS3Y/s400/laguna+redang+resort+rocky+beach.JPG" /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><i>Rocky rocks.</i></span></center><br />The beach right outside the resort is an ideal place for seashell hunting, as demonstrated by my friends. Just look at them.<br /><br /><center><img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Fw4BZ6O1Rrw/Sh-4NPAZjgI/AAAAAAAAClc/0QwrcF_3Y3M/s400/laguna+redang+resort+seashell+hunter.JPG" /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><i>Seashell hunters hunting seashells.</i></span></center><br />They were too indulged in their search for seashells - even when I screamed "SHARK!" loudly, they ignored me and kept on staring into the water. Eesh!<br /><br /><center><img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Fw4BZ6O1Rrw/Sh-35xE3teI/AAAAAAAACk0/ZI07Hv780Og/s400/laguna+redang+resort+girls.JPG" /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><i>The ladies.</i></span></center><br />For your info, I was their guardian during the trip - I protect them from the other perverted guys in the group. You know why - it's because guys these days... <i>*sighs*</i>... never mind.<br /><br />The front part of the sea is pretty shallow, allowing us to roam around easily. However, Chu was kinda nervous that he almost drown - luckily I was there to save him.<br /><br /><center><img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Fw4BZ6O1Rrw/Sh-35vP5CYI/AAAAAAAACks/o4TdIKT4gHM/s400/laguna+redang+resort+drowning.JPG" /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><i>I'm saving you, Chu!</i></span></center><br />Chu, you owe me. ;)<br /><br />Well it's fun to be at the seaside. Wonderful sceneries and yummy salty water. By the way, my apologies for not including pictures of sexy bikini girls at Redang. Also, for your information, <i>kenwooi.com</i> is absolutely a clean blog!<br /><br /><center><img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Fw4BZ6O1Rrw/Sh-36NeLw6I/AAAAAAAACk8/EnnoHvVsTqU/s400/laguna+redang+resort+group.JPG" /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><i>Group picture - Kira, Ken, Lysa, Adrian, Chu, April & Wing.</i></span></center><br />Another favourite location at the Laguna Redang Resort is the swimming pool.<br /><br /><center><img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Fw4BZ6O1Rrw/Sh-4WBynE8I/AAAAAAAACls/p1vcdPCyLYU/s400/laguna+redang+resort+swimming+pool.JPG" /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><i>Laguna's swimming pool.</i></span></center><br />We always jump into the pool after our <a href="http://www.kenwooi.com/2009/05/shark-hunting-at-redang-island.html" target="_blank">snorkeling aka shark hunting</a> sessions. There is a Jacuzzi too! It feels so orgasmic when the bubbles enter my swimming trunk.<br /><br />Anyway, we attempted a stunt at the swimming pool too.<br /><br /><center><img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Fw4BZ6O1Rrw/Sh-4NN-mjjI/AAAAAAAAClk/dX9nLLBDfok/s400/laguna+redang+resort+stunt.JPG" /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><i>Stunning stunt!</i></span></center><br />Well, my shoulders kinda ached after that due to the numerous attempts to get the best shot! Nevertheless, it's a great shot! The guy in the middle is totally awesome!<br /><br />No no, not the one on top, not Adrian... I meant the guy at the middle bottom - the one with his head in between the legs of the top guy. Yeah, yeah - <b>THAT</b> guy! Awesome right?! =D<br /><br />Oh yeah, we managed to see a male monkey. It was jumping along the beach, probably hungry I guess. Spotting a monkey at Redang was pretty rare and fortunately - we got a photo of him.<br /><br /><center><img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Fw4BZ6O1Rrw/Sh-4Mth_b7I/AAAAAAAAClE/AfrWwco_80Y/s400/laguna+redang+resort+monkey.JPG" /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><i>The beach monkey.</i></span></center><br />Since he's so cute, we decided to buy some food for him. But guess what we saw along the way.<br /><br /><center><img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Fw4BZ6O1Rrw/Sh-4MijLe0I/AAAAAAAAClM/KVvKBKcToZo/s400/laguna+redang+resort+notice.JPG" /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><i>Notice for guests.</i></span></center><br />Yeah, please do not feed the monkey. So we didn't. He's probably still starving at this moment. Sorry, monkey!<br /><br />Anyway, if you haven't been to Redang Island, visit now <s>before the sea gets more polluted</s>. And yes, I'd definitely love to go there again! =)</div>Ken Wooihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09777306693372682810noreply@blogger.com53tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2772324820681991352.post-71200744249666617042009-05-23T00:00:00.009+08:002009-08-01T17:18:35.091+08:00McAwesome™ Burger With McValue Lunch™<div style="text-align: justify;">On behalf of McDonald's, my friends and I would like to ask you a simple question...<br /><br /><center><img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Fw4BZ6O1Rrw/ShW086wLb5I/AAAAAAAACic/KzuKPGuAZao/s400/mcdonald+kenwooi.jpg" /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><i>Ken in English.</i></span></center><br /><center><img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Fw4BZ6O1Rrw/ShW0nuNNBlI/AAAAAAAACiU/Xz2r2kE7M8Q/s400/mcdonald+joan.jpg" /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><i>Joan in Malay.</i></span></center><br /><center><img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Fw4BZ6O1Rrw/ShW1voaTJiI/AAAAAAAACj8/Q65SyatZvBI/s400/mcdonald+mishal.jpg" /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><i>Mishal in Chinese.</i></span></center><br /><center><img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Fw4BZ6O1Rrw/ShW1-qEJ8bI/AAAAAAAACkU/G2KdkA4xFio/s400/mcdonald+young.jpg" /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><i>and <a href="http://wayeyoung.blogspot.com/" target="_blank">Young</a> in... Webdings?</i></span></center><br />Now that I've gotten your attention, let's start.<br /><br />Here in Nilai, as for now, there's only one available <b>McDonald's Restaurant</b>. The outlet is never far away from my university - I could actually walk there if I want to.<br /><br /><center><img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Fw4BZ6O1Rrw/ShW1wF-RG7I/AAAAAAAACkM/JGVfABoWjB8/s400/mcdonald+signboard.JPG" /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><i>2 kilometers more!</i></span></center><br /><center><img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Fw4BZ6O1Rrw/ShW1vzRdOwI/AAAAAAAACkE/BFl4nHF1Q3E/s400/mcdonald+nilai+restaurant.JPG" /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><i>Nilai's very own McDonald's Restaurant.</i></span></center><br />Well, McDonald's has come out with a great promotion during lunch hours, which is the <b>McValue Lunch™</b>.<br /><br /><center><img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Fw4BZ6O1Rrw/ShW1vQnUpeI/AAAAAAAACj0/-4OcpCfRiAQ/s400/mcdonald+mcvalue+lunch.JPG" /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><i>The hot promotion.</i></span></center><br />It's totally <b>HOTTER</b> than Jessica Alba!<br /><br />Anyway, here are the McValue Lunch™ set prices from 12pm to 3pm every day!<br /><ul><li><b>Big Mac™</b> - <s>RM10.10</s> <b>RM7.95</b></li><li><b>Spicy Chicken™ McDeluxe</b> - <s>RM10.45</s> <b>RM7.95</b></li><li><b>McChicken™</b> - <s>RM9.25</s> <b>RM5.95</b></li><li><b>Filet-O-Fish™</b> - <s>RM8.95</s> <b>RM5.95</b></li></ul>Cheap isn't it? Therefore, the McValue Lunch™ deal is one of the most value-for-money lunch option in town!<br /><br />Well, today I'm gonna demonstrate you how to make my very own <b>McAwesome™ Burger</b> from all four of the available McValue Lunch™ sets.<br /><br /><center><img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Fw4BZ6O1Rrw/ShW0nP1udHI/AAAAAAAACh8/7iZb0LEvvAs/s400/four+mcdonald+mcvalue+lunch.JPG" /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><i>All 4 McValue Lunch™ sets.</i></span></center><br />Before starting, gather all four McValue Lunch™ burgers.<br /><br /><center><img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Fw4BZ6O1Rrw/ShW0m6Ex6eI/AAAAAAAACh0/j3QxljaxigM/s400/four+mcdonald+burgers.JPG" /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><i>McValue Lunch™ burgers.</i></span></center><br /><b>McStep 1</b>: Get the burger buns ready.<br /><br /><center><img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Fw4BZ6O1Rrw/ShW09fViPtI/AAAAAAAACis/r5jZzNI1UOg/s400/mcdonald+mcawesome+1.JPG" /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><i>McStep 1</i></span></center><br /><b>McStep 2</b>: Put the Filet-O-Fish patty first.<br /><br /><center><img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Fw4BZ6O1Rrw/ShW09inCCiI/AAAAAAAACi0/0ZIyAixmgV0/s400/mcdonald+mcawesome+2.JPG" /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><i>McStep 2</i></span></center><br /><b>McStep 3</b>: The McChicken patty goes next.<br /><br /><center><img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Fw4BZ6O1Rrw/ShW09vstGRI/AAAAAAAACi8/v6_ttlZbphs/s400/mcdonald+mcawesome+3.JPG" /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><i>McStep 3</i></span></center><br /><b>McStep 4</b>: Place the Spicy Chicken McDeluxe patty.<br /><br /><center><img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Fw4BZ6O1Rrw/ShW1RLQM5xI/AAAAAAAACjE/oLp4YxJS6ho/s400/mcdonald+mcawesome+4.JPG" /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><i>McStep 4</i></span></center><br /><b>McStep 5</b>: The Big Mac's patty after that.<br /><br /><center><img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Fw4BZ6O1Rrw/ShW1RfNV_5I/AAAAAAAACjM/L5oWiXZgNyM/s400/mcdonald+mcawesome+5.JPG" /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><i>McStep 5</i></span></center><br /><b>McStep 6</b>: Finally, top on a few French Fries on it.<br /><br /><center><img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Fw4BZ6O1Rrw/ShW1Ra6AYjI/AAAAAAAACjU/YhfwJnRN75I/s400/mcdonald+mcawesome+6.JPG" /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><i>McStep 6</i></span></center><br /><b>McStep 7</b>: Set the top half bun over the patties.<br /><br /><center><img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Fw4BZ6O1Rrw/ShW1RX4YlbI/AAAAAAAACjc/88pDMLPjJLE/s400/mcdonald+mcawesome+7.JPG" /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><i>McStep 7</i></span></center><br />And with only <b>7 Simple McSteps</b>, I'll present to you...<br /><br />Kenwooi's very own McDonald's innovation:<br /><br /><center><img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Fw4BZ6O1Rrw/ShW09GOQJaI/AAAAAAAACik/TyCNqFaIZeg/s400/mcdonald+mcawesome.JPG" /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><i>wait for it... the...<br /></i></span></center><br /><center><span style="font-size:180%;"><b>McDonald's McAwesome™ Burger!</b></span></center><br /><center><img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Fw4BZ6O1Rrw/ShW0nQNthXI/AAAAAAAACiE/BRjjHcegxFM/s400/kenwooi+mcdonald+mcawesome.JPG" /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><i>Yummy!</i></span></center><br />It certainly looks tempting after I made that. The burger is so awesome, it makes you feel awesome just by holding it!<br /><br /><center><img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Fw4BZ6O1Rrw/ShW1vYVBfqI/AAAAAAAACjs/KMy1Fj1GxSU/s400/mcdonald+mcawesome+delicious.JPG" /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><i>Up close on McAwesome™ Burger.<br /></i></span></center><br />Take a look at its delicious layers. Total thickness. Just so awesome!<br /><br /><b>P/S</b>: Playing with burger patties was fun! =D<br /><br />But be warned, you might need a super big mouth to take a bite off McAwesome™ Burger.<br /><br /><center><img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Fw4BZ6O1Rrw/ShW1RvWu98I/AAAAAAAACjk/AKcZmcRkqNA/s400/mcdonald+mcawesome+big+mouth.JPG" /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><i>Ahhhhh!</i></span></center><br />Unfortunately, I have a small mouth.<br /><br />Oh yeah, after my friends and I finished our McValue Lunch™ outing, the McDonald's staffs gave me a total shock!<br /><br /><center><img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Fw4BZ6O1Rrw/ShW0nSNVs6I/AAAAAAAACiM/5MR1fvz7-Wk/s400/kenwooi.com+mcdonald+mcd-fied.JPG" /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><i>Surprise!</i></span></center><br />Wow!<br /><br />I never knew that blogs can be <b>McD-fied</b>! That's just so awesome!<br /><br />So what are you waiting for? Get your <b>McValue Lunch™</b> today! =)</div>Ken Wooihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09777306693372682810noreply@blogger.com172tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2772324820681991352.post-1348052375250058832009-05-20T00:00:00.013+08:002009-08-01T17:17:52.606+08:00Prohibited Signboard FAIL<div style="text-align: justify;">It's a known fact that outside INTI University College campus, there are burger stalls at almost every corner. No wonder most of the INTI-UC students are growing wider.<br /><br />So, this is a common scene.<br /><br /><center><img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Fw4BZ6O1Rrw/ShLIzVbVpNI/AAAAAAAAChc/tUiTWwz51NU/s400/prohibited+signboard+fail+1.jpg" /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><i>One of the available burger stalls.</i></span></center><br />As you can see, there is a sign board right in front of the burger stall.<br /><br /><center><img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Fw4BZ6O1Rrw/ShLIzQ_HNvI/AAAAAAAAChk/hJZoj4YQwVo/s400/prohibited+signboard+fail+2.jpg" /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><i>A closer look.</i></span></center><br />Read the notice.<br /><br /><b>P/S</b>: <i>"Dilarang Menjaja Harta Persendirian"</i> simply means "<b>Hawking Personal Goods Is Prohibited</b>" in Malay Language.<br /><br />Now, look at the picture above it.<br /><br /><center><img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Fw4BZ6O1Rrw/ShLMpddKDFI/AAAAAAAAChs/9lGmu0MVvL8/s400/prohibited+signboard.jpg" /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><i>An X over an image of a stall.</i></span></center><br />So damn obvious right?<br /><br />But maybe the burger stall owner thinks it's a tram - coz it kinda looks like one?<br /><br />Nah never mind <i>lah</i>... At least we'll have delicious tasty burgers to satisfy our tummy! =)</div>Ken Wooihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09777306693372682810noreply@blogger.com54tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2772324820681991352.post-53666925307929642082009-05-17T00:01:00.011+08:002009-08-01T17:17:35.669+08:00Shark Hunting At Redang Island<div style="text-align: justify;">First of all, to those who believed that my <a href="http://www.kenwooi.com/2009/04/dont-read.html" target="_blank">Redang Island trip was sabotaged</a> by the agent - was my entry too <a href="http://www.kenwooi.com/2009/04/dont-read.html#comments" target="_blank">convincing</a>? Well, to be frank, it was pretty much a lame teaser for the trip.<br /><br />Gotcha! <i>*lame I know*</i><br /><br /><center><img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Fw4BZ6O1Rrw/Sg-p6qIs8LI/AAAAAAAACf4/t1KL10L8Y-E/s400/laguna+redang+island+resort.JPG" /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><i>Redang Island!</i></span></center><br />Redang was fun and enjoyable. The place was great - albeit the warmness. Delicious food and cozy accommodation at the <a href="http://www.kenwooi.com/2009/05/laguna-redang-island-resort.html" target="_blank">Laguna Redang Island Resort</a>.<br /><br /><center><img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Fw4BZ6O1Rrw/Sg-p6hBSW4I/AAAAAAAACgA/zFWoVyPrl90/s400/laguna+resort+beach+view.JPG" /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><i>View of the Redang Beach.</i></span></center><br />Basically, all we did was snorkel, sleep and eat - and the most important one - <b>Shark Hunting</b>. My main purpose to snorkel was to bump into a shark, so that I can <s>make love</s> touch it with my bare hands. So cool right?<br /><br />Anyway, snorkeling was simply awesome! You get to see beautiful corals beneath the sea, colourful fishes swimming around you and hopefully, to meet a shark! <i>*rawr!*</i><br /><br />Here are underwater pictures of some of us while snorkeling/swimming - taken by the photographer in-charged.<br /><br /><center><img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Fw4BZ6O1Rrw/Sg-p6fNC_uI/AAAAAAAACfg/Jrgu6apGW_8/s400/adrian+redang.jpg" /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><i>Adrian.</i></span></center><br />Great hand gesture by Adrian! Kids, it's a semi-peace sign - with one of the fingers lowered down.<br /><br /><center><img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Fw4BZ6O1Rrw/Sg-p6TazkXI/AAAAAAAACfo/Tg6WjSCilak/s400/chu+redang.jpg" /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><i>Chu.</i></span></center><br />Bubbly Chu with his "good" hand gesture. He was actually signaling the cameraman: "You're good-looking!"<br /><br /><center><img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Fw4BZ6O1Rrw/Sg-qMw7i-TI/AAAAAAAACgI/hS15n0pZYvo/s400/lysa+redang.jpg" /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><i>Lysa.</i></span></center><br /><a href="http://recollectedmemories.blogspot.com/" target="_blank">Lysa</a> gracefully swims across the ocean. Kids, she's showing the full-peace sign - with both fingers erected.<br /><br /><center><img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Fw4BZ6O1Rrw/Sg-p6vldrzI/AAAAAAAACfw/efCMdh-aNi0/s400/kenwooi+redang.jpg" /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><i>Ken.</i></span></center><br />Ken is so <i>yeng</i> right? Say yes! <b>YES!</b><br /><br />By the way, these pictures cost us RM5 each. Kinda expensive but I guess it's worth the price.<br /><br />We were brought to 3 different locations to snorkel - the 1st one was the best. Crystal clear sea and the corals were amazing! The 2nd was at Marine Park. I was told that sharks and turtles do appear at that area but no shark appeared! <i>*sighs*</i> The sea wasn't that clear either.<br /><br />Finally, the 3rd snorkeling location was boring. Nothing much to see but we got to take the <b>BEST</b> picture of all!<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><center><img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Fw4BZ6O1Rrw/Sg-qMwLhGQI/AAAAAAAACgQ/7XNkpnFUVs8/s400/redang+shark.jpg" /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><i>The best picture!</i></span></center><br />Mummy!!! Come see!!!<br /><br /><b>SHARRRRKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!</b></div>Ken Wooihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09777306693372682810noreply@blogger.com77tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2772324820681991352.post-59608182358057069792009-05-10T00:00:00.003+08:002009-06-06T21:12:37.025+08:00Dearest Mummy<div style="text-align: justify;">On this very day and on behalf of Jane, Jean, Jenn and Kane, I would like to say...<br /><br />Mum, you may be treated as a maid, a chauffeur, a cook, a banker and many others - but one thing is for sure, you will always be our beloved mother. No words can describe exactly how we feel for you as it's the feelings, only felt within ourselves. Your unconditional love, care and guidance have always been very meaningful and significant to us.<br /><br />Therefore, we thank you for everything (excluding rotan sessions and CANNOT-this-CANNOT-that when we were younger) you've done for us. You're indeed a wonderful mum and a great friend! We wanna wish...<br /><br /><center><span style="font-size:180%;"><b>Happy Mother's Day!</b></span><br />to the Queen of our hearts.</center><br />And I would like to say...<br /><br /><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Fw4BZ6O1Rrw/SgWVCRBZV0I/AAAAAAAACbQ/1bwB5YmsO5Q/s400/mother%27s+day+i.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5333833199851755330" border="0" /><br /><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Fw4BZ6O1Rrw/SgWVCUw_TXI/AAAAAAAACbY/av7KfTk_cOY/s400/mother%27s+day+love.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5333833200856681842" border="0" /><br /><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Fw4BZ6O1Rrw/SgWVCgkJ89I/AAAAAAAACbo/Vr3xsCakQ2g/s400/mother%27s+day+you.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5333833204024079314" border="0" /><br />Get it?<br /><br />Mum, since I've said that - can you do me a favour now?<br /><br />Can you send some money over to me?<br /><br /><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Fw4BZ6O1Rrw/SgWVCreYXrI/AAAAAAAACbg/fMXmlBce7oc/s400/mother%27s+day+please.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5333833206952648370" border="0" /><br />Pretty please? ;)</div>Ken Wooihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09777306693372682810noreply@blogger.com74tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2772324820681991352.post-34279450702932667562009-05-08T00:00:00.015+08:002009-08-02T02:57:36.657+08:00kenwooi.com Turns One!<div style="text-align: justify;">Firstly, I would like to put the blame on the culprit - <a href="http://hwahwaness.blogspot.com/" target="_blank">Jason Ng</a>. Jason, why did you make me blog? <i>*lol*</i><br /><br />Secondly, <i>kenwooi.com</i> turns one today!<br /><br /><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Fw4BZ6O1Rrw/SgL1O7UrSeI/AAAAAAAACbA/jEzjcocy9mQ/s400/kenwooi+blog+birthday+secret+recipe+2.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5333094545551477218" border="0" /><span style="font-size:85%;"><i><center>kenwooi.com's Birthday celebration @ Secret Recipe.</center></i></span><br />Unsurprisingly, this blog didn't turn out to be a very personal blog - instead, mostly on issues and matters that revolve around me. I tend to make fun, hopefully not in an offensive way, of certain interesting topics. Don't blame me, blame my curiosity.<br /><br />Since this blog was created, many things have changed - believe it or not: this current template has evolved from Blogger's default TicTac Blue template. Unfortunately, I couldn't modify the template into a more kickass template due to my <a href="http://www.kenwooi.com/2008/06/tricky-templates.html" target="_blank">noobish skill</a> in HTML.<br /><br /><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_Fw4BZ6O1Rrw/SErX_rkrNmI/AAAAAAAAAKA/kWfkxP1LeGY/s400/5b.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5209213408035681890" border="0" /><span style="font-size:85%;"><i><center>HTML's response.</center></i></span><br />Ya ya, I know. You don't have to taunt me with that, HTML. <i>*sighs*</i><br /><br />I've been told that my "true colours" were finally revealed after I started blogging. Well, I don't really talk about those "issues" in real life, doesn't mean that I don't "think" about it. After all, which guy isn't <i>naughty</i>? Before I started blogging, people viewed me as a serious person - but unfortunately, the impression has changed - now people see me more of a "hamsup" guy. All thanks to <i>kenwooi.com</i>.<br /><br /><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Fw4BZ6O1Rrw/SgL1Oo7FP9I/AAAAAAAACaw/MH-57Vj8Q7Y/s400/IMG_2178.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5333094540612288466" border="0" /><span style="font-size:85%;"><i><center>It's the perverted blog, not me!</center></i></span><br />But I'm certainly not! I'm a good boy, no? <i>*double sighs*<br /><br /></i>In March 2009, I've gotten myself a <a href="http://www.kenwooi.com/2009/03/finally-domain-kenwooicom.html" target="_blank">new domain</a> for the blog and hence, the blog's name has changed to <i>kenwooi.com</i>. It's so much awesome now. =D<br /><br />Some readers find my entries funny and humourous - that's a good point I guess - as my main purpose of blogging is to entertain people. Just read my craps and laugh. However, some people tend to take my entries seriously.<br /><br /><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Fw4BZ6O1Rrw/SgL1O6rm1RI/AAAAAAAACbI/XTeMmz6lZaE/s400/kenwooi+batman+joker.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5333094545379218706" border="0" /><span style="font-size:85%;"><i><center>Don't take it so seriously lah!</center></i></span><br />Whenever I prepare an entry, I always try to mix in a taste of laughter. Honestly, I do laugh at my own <s>stupidity</s> crappy entries. And I admit that my entries can be very lame at times - but it's certainly more interesting and entertaining.<br /><br />From a personal point of view, it has been a great journey so far. As of today, I'm enjoying it and I'm glad to have been involved in this so-called 'hobby'.<br /><br />Lastly, I would like to express my gratitude to all avid readers of <i>kenwooi.com</i> for supporting its crappy entries all these while. Without all of you, <i>kenwooi.com</i> would be nothing other than a crappy, literally crappy, blog.<br /><br /><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Fw4BZ6O1Rrw/SgL1OrL-_NI/AAAAAAAACa4/sYRk1NOIi94/s400/kenwooi+blog+birthday+secret+recipe+1.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5333094541220052178" border="0" /><span style="font-size:85%;"><i><center>A slice of Apple Crumble Cheese cake just for you, kenwooi.com!</center></i></span><br />Once again, <i>kenwooi.com</i> wishes itself <b>Happy Birthday</b>!</div>Ken Wooihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09777306693372682810noreply@blogger.com74tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2772324820681991352.post-2179207273546603282009-04-30T00:00:00.011+08:002009-08-01T17:13:27.393+08:00Guy Loves Girl More Than Girl Loves Guy<div style="text-align: justify;">When it comes to love, there are various ways to describe it. Some may say love is at first sight (which I think is merely infatuation) and some may say love is unconditional and this that <i>etcetera etcetera</i>. It could be the best thing in life, and yet it could be the worse too. Well, it depends on how we see it.<br /><br />And when it comes to a relationship, here's my point - I'm sure that either one loves the other more. Yeah yeah, some of you might rebut that you possess an equal love level with each other. But today, I'm gonna prove to you that I'm right - and you're right too (if you agree with me) and you're wrong (if you don't).<br /><br /><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Fw4BZ6O1Rrw/SffuNuu1yUI/AAAAAAAACY0/D4TC2aj_Hro/s400/guy+vs+girl.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5329990603666475330" border="0" /><span style="font-size:85%;"><i><center>Who love who more?</center></i></span><br />First, read the title of this entry. Up up.<br /><br />Do you agree with that statement? Or you don't? Well, I'm gonna prove to you that the statement is correct.<br /><br />Okay, some say girls are the more sensitive and caring creature. Therefore they'll have more love for the guy. I have to disagree. No?<br /><br />Fine then, let's start with the girls - ladies first. I'm such a gentleman, am not I? <i>*smirk*</i> Now take a look at the guy's <b>Body Love Layout™</b> below. The love-shape defines the reason why girls love their guy.<br /><br /><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Fw4BZ6O1Rrw/SffuJfOdKfI/AAAAAAAACYk/l8CoxEya5Ng/s400/guy+love.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5329990530784635378" border="0" /><span style="font-size:85%;"><i><center>Guy Body Love Layout™</center></i></span><br />Probably just his good-looking face and his personality, represented by the heart. Some say looks don't matter but it's nonsense. If any guy has a girlfriend, they're considered as handsome. Which girl would want a boyfriend with hideous shit eff-faced look? Period.<br /><br />Oh yeah, that's not all. Not forgetting this too.<br /><br /><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Fw4BZ6O1Rrw/SffuJWkNuDI/AAAAAAAACYs/TyVXDH7e0Dk/s400/guy+love+money.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5329990528459978802" border="0" /><span style="font-size:85%;"><i><center>Guy Body Love Layout™ + Bags of Cash</center></i></span><br />Realistically speaking, I bet most girls want their guy to be able to spend, spend and spend as though they own cash printing machine. Poor guys. Anyway, 3 reasons for the girls.<br /><br />Alright, that's all from a girl's love point of view. Now let's continue with the guys. When it comes to loving their girl, this is the general idea people usually have.<br /><br /><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Fw4BZ6O1Rrw/SffuJOhc4aI/AAAAAAAACYM/f3DkyVQSoo0/s400/girl+love.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5329990526300905890" border="0" /><span style="font-size:85%;"><i><center>Girl Body Love Layout™</center></i></span><br />Any ordinary guy would love a girl because of her beautiful look and obviously - her boobs. What about her personality? Nah, you gotta know - guys are visual-enhanced creature.<br /><br />However, that's not all either. Here are the extra reasons why a guy loves a girl.<br /><br /><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Fw4BZ6O1Rrw/SffuJDWbJXI/AAAAAAAACYU/bv8is2NDIQY/s400/girl+love+buttock.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5329990523301864818" border="0" /><span style="font-size:85%;"><i><center>Girl Body Love Layout™ + Correction<br /></center></i></span><br />It includes the buttock and the... err... look at the picture - it's self-explanatory. Okay I'm joking with the last one. Don't take it seriously ya. =P<br /><br />But nope, that's still not the answer. In my humble opinion - when a guy is in love, they'll love every single detail about the girl. So the accurate girl's <b>Body Love Layout™</b> is this.<br /><br /><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Fw4BZ6O1Rrw/SffuJLaHrNI/AAAAAAAACYc/gntIJxOs6U0/s400/girl+love+everywhere.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5329990525464849618" border="0" /><span style="font-size:85%;"><i><center>Girl Body Love Layout™ + Double Correction<br /></center></i></span><br />Love is all around, definitely! Therefore, final comparison: <b>Guys - ∞</b> versus <b>Girls - 3</b>.<br /><br />So there you go. An awesome theory proven - <b>Guy Loves Girl More Than Girl Loves Guy</b>!<br /><br />You so wanna agree with me now, right? =)<br /><br /><table width="430" align="center" border="1" cellpadding="1" cellspacing="1"><tbody><tr></tr></tbody></table><br />Rebuttal from <a href="http://pismayka.blogspot.com/2009/04/does-girl-love-guy-more-or-guy-love.html" target="_blank">Irene Chin</a>. Check out her entry!</div>Ken Wooihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09777306693372682810noreply@blogger.com54tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2772324820681991352.post-12881201321923934332009-04-27T00:00:00.005+08:002009-06-26T15:48:08.310+08:00Don't Read!!!<div style="text-align: justify;">I'm back from my recent Redang Island trip and this entry must be the saddest entry of all time.<br /><br />But it was certainly fun! Yeah, sad and fun - how contradicting.<br /><br />Anyway, guess what happened to my friends and I when we were on a holiday to Redang Island - it got screwed up. The agent cheated us and we've got no where to go.<br /><br />So we tried to look for a temporary job to survive the unknown town.<p></p><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Fw4BZ6O1Rrw/SfQZrrEllPI/AAAAAAAACW8/uwyx6uE1Nyw/s400/vacancy+notice+2.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5328912497173173490" border="0" /><span style="font-size:85%;"><i><center>Yeah right, don't read.<br /></center></i></span><br /><table align="center" border="1" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="1" width="100%"><tbody><tr><td><center><b>Translation</b>:<br /><b><u>DON'T READ!!!</u></b><br />I am 18 years old & my SPM result sucks.<br />My monthly income is above <b>RM10,000</b><br />even though I'm doing brainless part-time jobs.<br />If wanna know, call me.</center></td></tr></tbody></table><br />First, I gave this Haikal guy a phone call but he didn't answer it. Damn, I so wanna earn 10k without my degree!<br /><br /><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Fw4BZ6O1Rrw/SfQashepFII/AAAAAAAACXk/HgGd7QJ_Zcw/s400/vacancy+notice+1.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5328913611289597058" border="0" /><span style="font-size:85%;"><i><center>Vacancy notice.<br /></center></i></span><br /><table align="center" border="1" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="1" width="100%"><tbody><tr><td><center><b>Translation</b>:<br />* Vacancy<br />* Babysitter<br />* Malay lady<br />* Location: Dungun</center></td></tr></tbody></table><br />Later on, we gave this <i>pengasuh budak</i> (babysitter in Malay language) job a try. I tried to fulfill the 3rd criteria and guess what.<br /><br />I have no boobs, therefore no job - failed.<br /><br /><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Fw4BZ6O1Rrw/SfQZrFqb08I/AAAAAAAACWc/w0zuKEG8R68/s400/bank+robbery.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5328912487131370434" border="0" /><span style="font-size:85%;"><i><center>Bank robbery!</center></i></span><br />I tried to robbing a bank then. Thank god that lady at the ATM didn't realize.<br /><br />But I wasn't an expert in pick locking - hence, that one failed too.<br /><br /><b>P/S</b>: The act was caught on the CCTV located in front of the bank. This footage was released by the police department a day later. Hope they don't identify that culprit!<br /><br /><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Fw4BZ6O1Rrw/SfQZrZ0LifI/AAAAAAAACWs/j9vkJys6Tcs/s400/P1000970.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5328912492540955122" border="0" /><span style="font-size:85%;"><i><center>I gave up.</center></i></span><br />So, I ended up sleeping hopelessly on the bus station's bench for the whole time.<br /><br />Pretty crappy huh?<br /><br />Anyway, stay tuned for more crappy coverage from Redang Island. =)<br /><br /><table align="center" border="1" cellpadding="1" cellspacing="1" width="430"><tbody><tr></tr></tbody></table><br />Updated with related entries:<br /><a href="http://www.kenwooi.com/2009/05/shark-hunting-at-redang-island.html" target="_blank">Shark Hunting At Redang Island</a><br /><a href="http://www.kenwooi.com/2009/05/laguna-redang-island-resort.html" target="_blank">Laguna Redang Island Resort</a></div>Ken Wooihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09777306693372682810noreply@blogger.com61tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2772324820681991352.post-61213830160526652352009-04-19T00:00:00.004+08:002009-06-19T00:43:45.670+08:00"Go Green" Virus Infection<div style="text-align: justify;">The first thing that goes into my mind when someone mentions the word "<span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);"><b>GREEN</b></span>" is no other than our lovable Walt Disney character.<br /><br /><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Fw4BZ6O1Rrw/SegvAj3qK4I/AAAAAAAACVI/mEznfkAPzzc/s400/go+green+shrek.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5325558246040808322" border="0" /><span style="font-size:85%;"><i><center>Shrek and his friends!</center></i></span><br /><b>P/S</b>: If the donkey and cat are green too, you're probably infected by the "Go Green" virus. Please obtain medical attention immediately! If the report states that you're fine, probably the image was photoshopped.<br /><br />Okay nowadays, various groups are trying to save the Earth from... what's the word... destruction? Even the <a href="http://www.kenwooi.com/2009/03/things-to-do-during-earth-hour.html" target="_blank">1 hour stint of Earth Hour</a> is associated with saving the Earth's ass. Is it a sign that the human race will be wiped out soon? I hope not - I wanna have grandkids and watch them have their grandkids too.<br /><br />Recently, countless "Go Green" <s>virus has been circulated</s> campaigns have been launched. I'm sure all of us are pretty aware of that greenifying phenomenon.<br /><br /><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Fw4BZ6O1Rrw/SegvAO1KUpI/AAAAAAAACUo/XbcE8o_JjEs/s400/go+green+campaign.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5325558240393187986" border="0" /><span style="font-size:85%;"><i><center>Go Green Campaigns.</center></i></span><br />The word "GREEN" has been such a huge hit and it seems to be everywhere! Go green, live green, cum green, poop green and other green stuffs. Maybe it's the vegetarians' idea to greenify the world. You know, more plants = more food for them = the higher their survival rate. <i>*just joking*</i><br /><br />Anyway, with so many campaigns around - one of the common agenda is planting trees while wearing green shirt.<br /><br /><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Fw4BZ6O1Rrw/SegvUPKbcSI/AAAAAAAACVQ/i8gqpwO5jzw/s400/go+green+tree+planting.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5325558584079773986" border="0" /><span style="font-size:85%;"><i><center>Tree planting.</center></i></span><br />And whenever they plant one tree, they'll pose for a picture. Example above. As weird as it may sound - planting a simple tree sounds so "awesome" these days. You might get response like: "Today I had an awesome day! I planted trees!"<br /><br />Great. How can anyone relate an "awesome day" with "planting trees"? That's so not awesome. The only day I'll declare as "awesome" is the day... <i>hmm...</i> the day I feel awesome; definitely <b>NOT</b> by penetrating a stick into the ground.<br /><br />Okay, Go Green campaigns aren't only about plants - it's also related to recycling, minimizing electricity usage and so on. But <s>I don't know how to make fun of them so</s> I'm not gonna include them in this entry.<br /><br />Anyway, here are some ideas for green-bies (humans infected by the virus) to greenify to world.<br /><br />Get every vehicle to spray green.<br /><br /><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Fw4BZ6O1Rrw/SegvABJStnI/AAAAAAAACUw/hXYedP4RwDQ/s400/go+green+cars.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5325558236719527538" border="0" /><span style="font-size:85%;"><i><center>Greenified cars.</center></i></span><br />Cars with metallic green are cool.<br /><br />And for the Malaysian community, why not painting the Kuala Lumpur Tower and Petronas Twin Tower green.<br /><br /><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Fw4BZ6O1Rrw/SegvAdGdQ-I/AAAAAAAACVA/QA3dPnJhAoU/s400/go+green+kuala+lumpur.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5325558244223828962" border="0" /><span style="font-size:85%;"><i><center>Kuala Lumpur's new look.</center></i></span><br />Green erections in Kuala Lumpur! This is what I call awesome!<br /><br />And here's my contribution - a body makeover for my <a href="http://www.kenwooi.com/2009/03/back-in-action.html" target="_blank">Geetha</a> baby.<br /><br /><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Fw4BZ6O1Rrw/SegvAbPDjrI/AAAAAAAACU4/ThV6Q6kgIqM/s400/go+green+guitar+yamaha.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5325558243723022002" border="0" /><span style="font-size:85%;"><i><center>Green Geetha.</center></i></span><br />She looks even sexier with her green skin.<br /><br />Okay, seeing too much green makes my eyesight better. I'm gonna try stroking Geetha without my glasses now.</div>Ken Wooihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09777306693372682810noreply@blogger.com59