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Saying “You’re Big” To A Lady

Madagascar 2 was great – interesting storyline, great humour and funny animals.

There’s one part of the movie that made me think a little more. It’s the Moto Moto and Gloria dancing in the lake part.

If you’ve watched it, remember this scene?


Moto Moto & Gloria.

What Moto Moto told Gloria was kinda err… indecent? Saying “You’re Big” to a lady would end as a tragic because – what else can the word BIG be referred to?

But since they’re hippos, I guess the mentioned phrase is acceptable – hippos are naturally big and huge.

So I thought – what if a human male says “You’re Big” to a human female? What would happen? Special thanks to Jane (edit: my sis) for appearing on sketch with me. =)

You dance with her and unknowingly said…

She stops and asks you…

You think hard and try to answer…

You’re 2 seconds late from answering, she made up her mind and she…

You end up yelling…

THIS is what I meant by ending in a tragic way!

Oh yeah, another post-movie thought – why didn’t Melman find a female giraffe girlfriend?

It’d be great!

Why? Coz she’ll tell Melman – You’re LONG!

37 Comments for “Saying “You’re Big” To A Lady”

  • WOW!jane so garang,ken look so enjoyed…lol,

    Bear on 10 December, 2008 at 6:09 PM
  • so free ah ken??? lolz. neways, it was really entertaining.

    Nicole on 10 December, 2008 at 7:04 PM
  • wow that’s cutteeee!!!! lol..yeah i like that movie….

    Adrian & Aeiween on 10 December, 2008 at 8:26 PM
  • hippo loves to be call big! hahahaha

    so i think its ok?

    Lisa on 11 December, 2008 at 2:23 AM
  • swt =.=””

    [~*Erlina~*] on 11 December, 2008 at 4:09 AM
  • speechless…haha

    i like the movie too~~

    - yEng - on 11 December, 2008 at 4:31 AM
  • LOL!! this is so funny!!! you’re lone man!! hahahahahaha…..XD

    @ng31a on 11 December, 2008 at 8:55 AM
  • LOL! u and ur fren damn cute and creative. haha ~

    it really cracks me up.

    Jocelyn on 11 December, 2008 at 10:50 AM
  • Hahah..what a illustration way~ Good job,keep it up. Wish to see more updates

    Jason Law on 11 December, 2008 at 11:04 AM
  • lol. so syok got friend to act with u. huhu im so lonely nobody wanna have a sketch with me

    MyNaMeIsZeFF on 11 December, 2008 at 11:34 AM
  • Ken…

    You are ________________________________

    Anyway, I'm envious.

    I need holidays like BADLY. T.T

    Back to thousands of pages of journals and writing my report.

    >.<

    wendliu on 11 December, 2008 at 11:44 AM
  • I saw this movie last weekend. I thought it was really great. Very funny from start to finish :)

    You are right. I am not sure that my gf would like to be called big or huge. I am thinking I would get more than a slap if I said it though hehe

    Highfly on 11 December, 2008 at 12:34 PM
  • Walao Wei Ken… luckily it was just a sketch. Would you say that to your girlfriend? Even if it’s a compliment, I wonder what the repercussions will be.

    After all, what is it about her that it’s big, or huge? =)

    Henry Yew on 11 December, 2008 at 12:48 PM
  • YES HIT KEN HARDER! XD LOL!

    WayeYoung on 11 December, 2008 at 1:26 PM
  • Lol!!! kena slap means she like u lar…

    Hahaha!!!

    vincent2903 on 11 December, 2008 at 1:49 PM
  • so funny haha. I enjoyed reading this post. Great =)

    ahmike on 11 December, 2008 at 2:24 PM
  • LOL… i want to laugh…. MOTO MOTO!! hot hot …. LOL

    waikeong on 11 December, 2008 at 4:32 PM
  • yea.. if d story was bout melman getting a gf, d whole story wud b a lil more “interesting” wont it.. hahaha..

    KeL-V-En on 11 December, 2008 at 4:50 PM
  • lol..joker~ haha

    debz on 11 December, 2008 at 4:51 PM
  • wah so cute!!

    aSyRaff on 11 December, 2008 at 5:19 PM
  • Hahahaha…creative enough and I like Madagascar..haha

    Jialin on 11 December, 2008 at 7:17 PM
  • Haven’t watch that movie yet.
    Maybe will only get DVD.

    Josephine on 12 December, 2008 at 2:51 AM
  • coollll..

    Snowy Sean on 12 December, 2008 at 3:25 AM
  • aha. this one funny.

    shaowei on 12 December, 2008 at 4:59 AM
  • yeah, i like the LONG post-movie thought.. hehe!!

    [SK] on 12 December, 2008 at 3:36 PM
  • omg..this is funny..i like la…u got innit it????sorry these day online also din reli go innit spot check ppl’s post..pai seh..

    Cathy on 12 December, 2008 at 4:17 PM
  • That’s funny. You’re long. Haha

    Bernard on 15 December, 2008 at 3:49 AM
  • thanks to me =)

    sJane on 15 December, 2008 at 3:41 PM
  • you very creative in create the story… the girl act movie with u ? ur gf?

    sabahking on 19 December, 2008 at 9:22 AM
  • I like your work. You should produce short movies. Very funny and creative.

    D.N.A.S on 19 December, 2008 at 10:16 AM
  • lol. funny post, and what a humour about Melman

    hOcmun on 21 December, 2008 at 7:18 AM
  • hahahahaha…that was hilarious!!! ken….
    ps: ken i imagined sum1 else was in ur sis position…im guessing u know who..

    felix…

    Anonymous on 8 April, 2009 at 1:22 PM
  • lol

    Tiffany on 8 May, 2009 at 7:07 PM
  • i lov the melman part whilst in a ditch.this smal indian meerkat is busy brushing his head & asking: what is it? tell me, what is it?the indian english accent will just blow you away.

    TJP on 3 August, 2009 at 9:54 PM
  • haven’t watch this movie :(

    annant on 6 September, 2009 at 3:16 PM
  • Haha nice one

    Madagascar 2 was great,…..waiting for the third part :)

    Himmat on 24 February, 2010 at 10:49 PM
  • ‘big’ is a sensitive word for a lady..in malay..ppl tend to use the word ‘berisi’..for example..”wah, dah berisi la”(nicer than telling her that she’s big coz big=fat)..lol

    little spica on 7 August, 2010 at 2:24 AM

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