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Dec 10 2008

Saying “You’re Big” To A Lady

Madagascar 2 was great – interesting storyline, great humour and funny animals.

There’s one part of the movie that made me think a little more. It’s the Moto Moto and Gloria dancing in the lake part.

If you’ve watched it, remember this scene?


Moto Moto & Gloria.

What Moto Moto told Gloria was kinda err… indecent? Saying “You’re Big” to a lady would end as a tragic because – what else can the word BIG be referred to?

But since they’re hippos, I guess the mentioned phrase is acceptable – hippos are naturally big and huge.

So I thought – what if a human male says “You’re Big” to a human female? What would happen? Special thanks to Jane (edit: my sis) for appearing on sketch with me. =)

You dance with her and unknowingly said…

She stops and asks you…

You think hard and try to answer…

You’re 2 seconds late from answering, she made up her mind and she…

You end up yelling…

THIS is what I meant by ending in a tragic way!

Oh yeah, another post-movie thought – why didn’t Melman find a female giraffe girlfriend?

It’d be great!

Why? Coz she’ll tell Melman – You’re LONG!


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36 Comments for “Saying “You’re Big” To A Lady”

  1. # Bearon 10 Dec 2008 at 6:09 PM

    WOW!jane so garang,ken look so enjoyed…lol,

  2. # Nicoleon 10 Dec 2008 at 7:04 PM

    so free ah ken??? lolz. neways, it was really entertaining.

  3. # Adrian & Aeiweenon 10 Dec 2008 at 8:26 PM

    wow that’s cutteeee!!!! lol..yeah i like that movie….

  4. # Lisaon 11 Dec 2008 at 2:23 AM

    hippo loves to be call big! hahahaha

    so i think its ok?

  5. # [~*Erlina~*]on 11 Dec 2008 at 4:09 AM

    swt =.=””

  6. # - yEng -on 11 Dec 2008 at 4:31 AM

    speechless…haha

    i like the movie too~~

  7. # @ng31aon 11 Dec 2008 at 8:55 AM

    LOL!! this is so funny!!! you’re lone man!! hahahahahaha…..XD

  8. # Jocelynon 11 Dec 2008 at 10:50 AM

    LOL! u and ur fren damn cute and creative. haha ~

    it really cracks me up.

  9. # Jason Lawon 11 Dec 2008 at 11:04 AM

    Hahah..what a illustration way~ Good job,keep it up. Wish to see more updates

  10. # MyNaMeIsZeFFon 11 Dec 2008 at 11:34 AM

    lol. so syok got friend to act with u. huhu im so lonely nobody wanna have a sketch with me

  11. # wendliuon 11 Dec 2008 at 11:44 AM

    Ken…

    You are ________________________________

    Anyway, I'm envious.

    I need holidays like BADLY. T.T

    Back to thousands of pages of journals and writing my report.

    >.<

  12. # Highflyon 11 Dec 2008 at 12:34 PM

    I saw this movie last weekend. I thought it was really great. Very funny from start to finish :)

    You are right. I am not sure that my gf would like to be called big or huge. I am thinking I would get more than a slap if I said it though hehe

  13. # Henry Yewon 11 Dec 2008 at 12:48 PM

    Walao Wei Ken… luckily it was just a sketch. Would you say that to your girlfriend? Even if it’s a compliment, I wonder what the repercussions will be.

    After all, what is it about her that it’s big, or huge? =)

  14. # WayeYoungon 11 Dec 2008 at 1:26 PM

    YES HIT KEN HARDER! XD LOL!

  15. # vincent2903on 11 Dec 2008 at 1:49 PM

    Lol!!! kena slap means she like u lar…

    Hahaha!!!

  16. # ahmikeon 11 Dec 2008 at 2:24 PM

    so funny haha. I enjoyed reading this post. Great =)

  17. # waikeongon 11 Dec 2008 at 4:32 PM

    LOL… i want to laugh…. MOTO MOTO!! hot hot …. LOL

  18. # KeL-V-Enon 11 Dec 2008 at 4:50 PM

    yea.. if d story was bout melman getting a gf, d whole story wud b a lil more “interesting” wont it.. hahaha..

  19. # debzon 11 Dec 2008 at 4:51 PM

    lol..joker~ haha

  20. # aSyRaffon 11 Dec 2008 at 5:19 PM

    wah so cute!!

  21. # Jialinon 11 Dec 2008 at 7:17 PM

    Hahahaha…creative enough and I like Madagascar..haha

  22. # Josephineon 12 Dec 2008 at 2:51 AM

    Haven’t watch that movie yet.
    Maybe will only get DVD.

  23. # Snowy Seanon 12 Dec 2008 at 3:25 AM

    coollll..

  24. # shaoweion 12 Dec 2008 at 4:59 AM

    aha. this one funny.

  25. # [SK]on 12 Dec 2008 at 3:36 PM

    yeah, i like the LONG post-movie thought.. hehe!!

  26. # Cathyon 12 Dec 2008 at 4:17 PM

    omg..this is funny..i like la…u got innit it????sorry these day online also din reli go innit spot check ppl’s post..pai seh..

  27. # Bernardon 15 Dec 2008 at 3:49 AM

    That’s funny. You’re long. Haha

  28. # sJaneon 15 Dec 2008 at 3:41 PM

    thanks to me =)

  29. # sabahkingon 19 Dec 2008 at 9:22 AM

    you very creative in create the story… the girl act movie with u ? ur gf?

  30. # D.N.A.Son 19 Dec 2008 at 10:16 AM

    I like your work. You should produce short movies. Very funny and creative.

  31. # hOcmunon 21 Dec 2008 at 7:18 AM

    lol. funny post, and what a humour about Melman

  32. # Anonymouson 08 Apr 2009 at 1:22 PM

    hahahahaha…that was hilarious!!! ken….
    ps: ken i imagined sum1 else was in ur sis position…im guessing u know who..

    felix…

  33. # Tiffanyon 08 May 2009 at 7:07 PM

    lol

  34. # TJPon 03 Aug 2009 at 9:54 PM

    i lov the melman part whilst in a ditch.this smal indian meerkat is busy brushing his head & asking: what is it? tell me, what is it?the indian english accent will just blow you away.

  35. # annanton 06 Sep 2009 at 3:16 PM

    haven’t watch this movie :(

  36. # Himmaton 24 Feb 2010 at 10:49 PM

    Haha nioce one

    Madagascar 2 was great,…..waiting for the third part :)

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