Saying “You’re Big” To A Lady
Madagascar 2 was great – interesting storyline, great humour and funny animals.
There’s one part of the movie that made me think a little more. It’s the Moto Moto and Gloria dancing in the lake part.
If you’ve watched it, remember this scene?

Moto Moto & Gloria.
What Moto Moto told Gloria was kinda err… indecent? Saying “You’re Big” to a lady would end as a tragic because – what else can the word BIG be referred to?
But since they’re hippos, I guess the mentioned phrase is acceptable – hippos are naturally big and huge.
So I thought – what if a human male says “You’re Big” to a human female? What would happen? Special thanks to Jane (edit: my sis) for appearing on sketch with me. =)
You dance with her and unknowingly said…

She stops and asks you…

You think hard and try to answer…

You’re 2 seconds late from answering, she made up her mind and she…

You end up yelling…

THIS is what I meant by ending in a tragic way!
Oh yeah, another post-movie thought – why didn’t Melman find a female giraffe girlfriend?
It’d be great!

Why? Coz she’ll tell Melman – You’re LONG!














WOW!jane so garang,ken look so enjoyed…lol,
Bear on 10 December, 2008 at 6:09 PMso free ah ken??? lolz. neways, it was really entertaining.
Nicole on 10 December, 2008 at 7:04 PMwow that’s cutteeee!!!! lol..yeah i like that movie….
Adrian & Aeiween on 10 December, 2008 at 8:26 PMhippo loves to be call big! hahahaha
so i think its ok?
Lisa on 11 December, 2008 at 2:23 AMswt =.=””
[~*Erlina~*] on 11 December, 2008 at 4:09 AMspeechless…haha
i like the movie too~~
- yEng - on 11 December, 2008 at 4:31 AMLOL!! this is so funny!!! you’re lone man!! hahahahahaha…..XD
@ng31a on 11 December, 2008 at 8:55 AMLOL! u and ur fren damn cute and creative. haha ~
it really cracks me up.
Jocelyn on 11 December, 2008 at 10:50 AMHahah..what a illustration way~ Good job,keep it up. Wish to see more updates
Jason Law on 11 December, 2008 at 11:04 AMlol. so syok got friend to act with u. huhu im so lonely nobody wanna have a sketch with me
MyNaMeIsZeFF on 11 December, 2008 at 11:34 AMKen…
You are ________________________________
Anyway, I'm envious.
I need holidays like BADLY. T.T
Back to thousands of pages of journals and writing my report.
>.<
wendliu on 11 December, 2008 at 11:44 AMI saw this movie last weekend. I thought it was really great. Very funny from start to finish :)
You are right. I am not sure that my gf would like to be called big or huge. I am thinking I would get more than a slap if I said it though hehe
Highfly on 11 December, 2008 at 12:34 PMWalao Wei Ken… luckily it was just a sketch. Would you say that to your girlfriend? Even if it’s a compliment, I wonder what the repercussions will be.
After all, what is it about her that it’s big, or huge? =)
Henry Yew on 11 December, 2008 at 12:48 PMYES HIT KEN HARDER! XD LOL!
WayeYoung on 11 December, 2008 at 1:26 PMLol!!! kena slap means she like u lar…
Hahaha!!!
vincent2903 on 11 December, 2008 at 1:49 PMso funny haha. I enjoyed reading this post. Great =)
ahmike on 11 December, 2008 at 2:24 PMLOL… i want to laugh…. MOTO MOTO!! hot hot …. LOL
waikeong on 11 December, 2008 at 4:32 PMyea.. if d story was bout melman getting a gf, d whole story wud b a lil more “interesting” wont it.. hahaha..
KeL-V-En on 11 December, 2008 at 4:50 PMlol..joker~ haha
debz on 11 December, 2008 at 4:51 PMwah so cute!!
aSyRaff on 11 December, 2008 at 5:19 PMHahahaha…creative enough and I like Madagascar..haha
Jialin on 11 December, 2008 at 7:17 PMHaven’t watch that movie yet.
Josephine on 12 December, 2008 at 2:51 AMMaybe will only get DVD.
coollll..
Snowy Sean on 12 December, 2008 at 3:25 AMaha. this one funny.
shaowei on 12 December, 2008 at 4:59 AMyeah, i like the LONG post-movie thought.. hehe!!
[SK] on 12 December, 2008 at 3:36 PMomg..this is funny..i like la…u got innit it????sorry these day online also din reli go innit spot check ppl’s post..pai seh..
Cathy on 12 December, 2008 at 4:17 PMThat’s funny. You’re long. Haha
Bernard on 15 December, 2008 at 3:49 AMthanks to me =)
sJane on 15 December, 2008 at 3:41 PMyou very creative in create the story… the girl act movie with u ? ur gf?
sabahking on 19 December, 2008 at 9:22 AMI like your work. You should produce short movies. Very funny and creative.
D.N.A.S on 19 December, 2008 at 10:16 AMlol. funny post, and what a humour about Melman
hOcmun on 21 December, 2008 at 7:18 AMhahahahaha…that was hilarious!!! ken….
ps: ken i imagined sum1 else was in ur sis position…im guessing u know who..
felix…
Anonymous on 8 April, 2009 at 1:22 PMlol
Tiffany on 8 May, 2009 at 7:07 PMi lov the melman part whilst in a ditch.this smal indian meerkat is busy brushing his head & asking: what is it? tell me, what is it?the indian english accent will just blow you away.
TJP on 3 August, 2009 at 9:54 PMhaven’t watch this movie :(
annant on 6 September, 2009 at 3:16 PMHaha nice one
Madagascar 2 was great,…..waiting for the third part :)
Himmat on 24 February, 2010 at 10:49 PM‘big’ is a sensitive word for a lady..in malay..ppl tend to use the word ‘berisi’..for example..”wah, dah berisi la”(nicer than telling her that she’s big coz big=fat)..lol
little spica on 7 August, 2010 at 2:24 AM