Feb 06 2010
Wax Experience at Madame Tussauds London
I may be back from my Euro trip, but there is still so much things to talk about. Hope you don’t get bored. =)
During my stay in London, I visited the famous wax museum – Madame Tussauds.
I find it weird that such interesting museum has such a funny name, but after reading through the history I learned that it was named after the founder, Marie Tussaud.
The entrance fee costs ₤25.00 (RM140.00) for an adult and I think it’s worth the wax-staring experience. However, the queue might not be pleasant during the visit.
It can take up to an hour to reach the ticketing counter from the entrance.
While waiting, there are some interesting stuff demonstrated along the way. For example…
Brad Pitt’s waxed ass.
I wonder how much he get paid for this. Actually, I don’t mind getting my ass waxed for just 10% of the payment.
After a long boring wait, got the ticket and it’s time to see some wax!

John Travolta, Morgan Freeman and Justin Timberlake’s wax figures are obviously expected, since they are so famous.
For your information, the figures are segregated into different zones, such as A-List Party, Sports Zone, Music Megastars and World Leaders. A visit could take up to more than an hour.
It was fun taking pictures with the celebrity figures! So here are some of the wax celebrities I took with.
The ever charming David and Victoria Beckham. Nice red dress.
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. I guess the museum management has to separate these wax figures. They broke up right?
Anyway, nice red dress as well.
Christina Aguilera with her beautiful necklace.
Nicole Kidman and Johnny Depp. Nicole is really tall, and yeah, another beautiful red dress.
This is Kate Moss. Never heard of her actually. Nice golden attire though.
Miley Cyrus aka Hannah Montana. I was looking at her outfit and innocently I saw a bra beneath the top. I thought celebrities don’t wear bras.
Britney Spears with her MTV award. I was looking at the award.
It was such an honour to be standing beside Queen Elizabeth. I didn’t dare to stare at the badges on her sash though. People might mistakenly think I wanna steal those badges, or look at her boobs.
After I’m done with the ladies, it’s the men’s turn.
Dinner with paralyzed George Clooney – I had to lift the glass for him.
Robert Downey Jr. Don’t let the Sherlock Holmes find me!
Big fat green Shrek. It’s too irresistible to hug his huge tummy!
Was lucky to bump into Jose Mourinho in the museum, instead of the stadium. Since I’m already the boss of Manchester United and Liverpool, I had to give him a piece of my mind.
Barack Obama. He was my Vice President while I was temporary President of United States of America. He was really a good assistant, no wonder he’s the President now. I’m proud of you, Obama.
Anyway, at the end of the exhibition, there’s a Chamber of Horrors and Scream. It’s the horror section of Madame Tussauds, which showcases serial killers and murders.
The Scream experience, on the other hand, is a live-action scare maze. It’s a journey with several live-actors (serial killers) trying to scare you. I went in as bold as a lion. I think. =P
Okay, before I end, I know you’re gonna say that I’m a pervert coz of the “staring” I did on the ladies. Hey no, I was wax-staring okay… Not boob-staring – if that’s what you wanted to say. I’m a good boy!
But if you still wanna say Ken Wooi is a pervert and he stares at boobs, take a look at this…
Hey, you stared at boobs too! Pervert!


















