I Got A New Girlfriend!
If you’ve been following my blog since March 2009, you would probably know (if you still remember) that I got a new life partner – Geetha the Guitar.
We really had a great time. I strum her strings all the time and when we’re doing it, the sound she makes is so arousing. She is just amazing!
But one day, when I came back from class, Geetha wasn’t in her case clothes! She must be totally nude. Where could she be?
So I went up to the room and to my horror, I saw Geetha…
with Mr. Kapok doing it – in guitar missionary style…
then guitar doggie style!
After all those “plucking” and “strumming”, they cuddle in bed intimately! That’s an outrageous guitar sex!
What the F&^(*@$!#K !!????
We broke up immediately and Geetha went on with Mr. Kapok. Maybe his “strumming” is better than mine. =(
But guess what – a great thing happened right after that – I found myself another new life partner!
She has soft smooth skin. Slim and sexy. And she loves to eat Apple!
Introducing: Meg!
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Look at Meg posing sexily on my sofa – with her vibrant smile.
She has nice body too! Check her out!
Very delicate and attractive!
Okay, I’m gonna play with her now – starting with the nipples buttons!
Wow her responses to my “strokes” are so WOW!
I love you, Meg! =D
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Lol! Din't you rotate her around on the sensual touch pad? XD
Wat the heck? Haha. Your mind is constantly being "dirtified". Haha
hehe…dirty but creative..haha..i will bring my guitar, for ur geetha also…
nice meg
dude, as a friend i'm telling you, you seriously need a REAL gf.
Ken.. i didnt know you are into this :P!!
wtf, promoting meg. i thought dell your lifelong partner?
take good care of your darlings ..they are fragile and sensitive..=)
do u have a car? can't imagine next time wat u can post with ur car haha
the multi-touch pad can take up to 4 fingers, right? =)
I too need to get a MEG xD
been carving for one =D
Wow nice gf loh, I can only touch a Macbook but not own one.
WRT the comments, have you checked out JS-kit before? I like it very much because it's very easy for me to reply to commentors and also for commentors to post. Some more got so many emoticons XD
wootz.. i got so many life partner nowadays =)
But i dont have one :(
mind to ask geetha to do it with kapak for another one for me?
Alright @@
lol creative but dirty minded XD
LOL.. u n ur weird life partners.. XD
OMG, Meg is so sexy. Wish I could own her XD
ken were you high on sumthing when you wrote that?! lol
humsap humsap..lol
dude,seriously..u seem to be so freaking free to be positioning and imagining your guitars humping!
okay after going thru your blog.. i find it rather obscene these days. lol
i have to agree = )
lol..think i shud officially name u pervert blogger of the year :P
you loose one and then you gain another one..we give and take…that's what life is..hehe..congratz anyway!
ermmm….. -.-"
cool~
u can play guitar~!!
PENGSAN!
bro i baca ur post macam fetish plak hahahahaha btw congrats for ur new partner….
Ooi…dont hamsup ur mac too much, must control tau? haha
*if u dowan ur guitar divorce and give me la :P
Goodness! I never knew you were into all this item sexual fantasies! :P..
Good one! haha.
oh gosh, i kinda pitied your girlfriend. haha.
a really cool notebook you have there though. :)
LoL.. Gotta give you credit for the creative story. Go easy with Meg.
haha.. nice one.. by the way.. IM SO JEALOUS U GOT A MAC..
omg…i seriously lov ur meg, wanna share bo?
Meg Meg Meg !!!
poor geetha. your meg looks cool though. great choice. :)
btw, congrats for being my FC today.
congratulations! U bought with ur own money!? Hahaha! And I think you should change. find one without having the need to pay monthly, just pay one year. It's cheaper!
All the best in grooming the relationship with Meg. I hope she don't throw tantrums at you ya :D
X-rated post.
Flag.
hehehe….
hey geetha is missing!
u must be the 1 who abducted her eventhough u have MEG as ur new GF, because u couldn't stand seeing her with Kapok.. so now u have two girlfriends..
Faster release GEETHA!!
wah, how much you bought the meg?
Oh goshh. HAHAH.
What's with guys with naming their things? TALK ABOUT POSESSIVE! :O
I can't imagine what people would have thought had they walked in on you arranging.. Mr Kapok and Geetha in their positions.
HA.
aiyayayayaya~~~ Uncle pervert appeared again o!! gotta beware of him always^^ hehehhe..hahha..
lol…i thought u really have new girl fren …haha
I want your girlfriends too =D Btw your guitar damn lol
Gosh… Doggie style lagi tu. Haha…
Hi, Meg! Would u come out with me for a date?
Damn… Like ur Meg, man!
Woah !!!!! ur new gf so charming ha ?! cost how much bro ?
hahaha… creative…
Meg is beautiful… :)
meg is absolutely gorgeous!!! *whistles*
ken… i totally was laughing like crazy. xD
lol! Hentaiii.. *isk isk*
Nice lappie! :D
i am speechless d.. n nice.. ermm.. gf u got there.. XD
what the….
how much u bought it i wonder?
the forbidden love between a man and his… lifeless partners…
wa lao hentai all come out tsk tsk tsk
macbook omg
that is one great laptop. i wish i could trade in my rubbish laptop for yrs
Wow! You new girlfriend is very flat huh! :D hahahaha. The saying is never truer than now right? When God closes one door, he opens another for you. In this case…He gave your this Mac! ;)
guitars also have got doggie styles! lol
Dumping your ex for the next sexy thing!!! You are such a flirt!!! hahaha
I comment so many times already…
ha..Ha..on sometimes on twitter, sometimes shoutmix, this time no obstruction at all to comment!
your girlfriend really sexy xD
wow. i didn't know u can divorce ur partner that easily.
expensive partner
i love your meg!! can i play with her pleaseeee? =P
Err…with geetha n meg staying in the same house, u not afraid of third world war a?
Meg is ur life partner a? means that you can't divorce w 'her' so cincai lor…can't change in future o…
…but I think u can upgrade to better/newer Meg in future time, need to keep trim and fit what…lol…
haha..funny guitar doggy style..im using sakure one
Whoah, your gf is so hot and sexy!!! *droolz*
enjoy yr new "gf" Ken! ;)
I had a Kapok once too… It disintegrated and broke into pieces! Storeroom too damp! Hahahahaha!!! Ah!!! New laptop! So you put Meg on your lap and you press ENTER, ENTER, ENTER??? LOL!!!
Sure you can play guitar? Man/guy/boy who know how to play guitar look very yau yeng one!! hahahahah`~~~~
And romantic toooo..heheh~ so u are one of them? wakakak~
:D ur meg is so cute! *typical geek here* too bad my PeeCee doesn't respond as well, urs is slim, pure and cool XD.
And I'm still alone :(
Oh well, someday I'll find a companion for me as well. :)
Oh dear.. i so in love with your gf.. mac.. haha..
Damn 18PL lor! Meg = Megan Fox + Mac? lolz
so creative of u! hahaha using guitar… nice nice.
LOL!!!
damn right man, apple's nipples.. i mean buttons! are so nice to touch!
LOL…utterly hilarious!
My teacher's name is actually geetha…….
ur meg looks same with the japanese gal named sony vaio
WAKAKkAKaK Guitar Sex! Must b u dunno how to 'touch' her right
oh you dumped Geetha because of Meg!! anyway, Meg is really sexy, so i have no comment on that!! haha :D
*rotflol*
Ha Ha Ha, good one. Should find a big xxxxL panty and xxxxxL bra, put on Gheeta! ROLF!
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crazy blog ..hhaha….
Ken.. Why not you get back with her?
I really dont know what has happened between you guys, but love is true. No regret to get it back.
naughty geetha
Wahahahaha, sexy (^^)
I would like to have your girl friend too! May I? LOL!
LOL. But I like Geetha more…she's got more CURVES eh. Meg seems.. kinda square XD.
Good one! =)
Yeah U shud dump that old chunky DELLa of urs for this Meg ages ago.. Meg loves apples, that is a healthier choice compared to ur ex that usually feed on those Micro-worms and soft dunks.. Welcome to the world :)
IM DEAD JEALOUS!! T_T
hahaha. very smexy XD
farnee hahahaha
Hope Meg wont be sleeping with anybody else
Great story man. How u do with Meg then? She on top or u on top? Lol
u r so sick ken
lol
Dude! Get a room.