I Got A New Girlfriend!
If you’ve been following my blog since March 2009, you would probably know (if you still remember) that I got a new life partner – Geetha.
We really had a great time. I strum her strings all the time and when we’re doing it, the sound she makes is so arousing. She is just amazing!
But one day, when I came back from class, Geetha wasn’t in her case clothes! She must be totally nude. Where could she be?
So I went up to the room and to my horror, I saw Geetha…
with Mr. Kapok doing it – in guitar missionary style…
then guitar doggie style!
After all those “plucking” and “strumming”, they cuddle in bed intimately! That’s an outrageous guitar sex!
What the F&^(*@$!#K !!????
We broke up immediately and Geetha went on with Mr. Kapok. Maybe his “strumming” is better than mine. =(
But guess what – a great thing happened right after that – I found myself another new life partner!
She has soft smooth skin. Slim and sexy. And she loves to eat Apple!
Introducing: Meg!
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Look at Meg posing sexily on my sofa – with her vibrant smile.
She has nice body too! Check her out!
Very delicate and attractive!
Okay, I’m gonna play with her now – starting with the nipples buttons!
Wow her responses to my “strokes” are so WOW!
I love you, Meg! =D
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Lol! Din't you rotate her around on the sensual touch pad? XD
wayeyoung on 7 July, 2009 at 5:05 PMWat the heck? Haha. Your mind is constantly being "dirtified". Haha
SL WONG on 7 July, 2009 at 5:08 PMhehe…dirty but creative..haha..i will bring my guitar, for ur geetha also…
Mugilan on 7 July, 2009 at 5:10 PMnice meg
t`z on 7 July, 2009 at 5:14 PMdude, as a friend i'm telling you, you seriously need a REAL gf.
Meng on 7 July, 2009 at 5:14 PMKen.. i didnt know you are into this :P!!
Louis on 7 July, 2009 at 5:25 PMwtf, promoting meg. i thought dell your lifelong partner?
Jason on 7 July, 2009 at 5:33 PMtake good care of your darlings ..they are fragile and sensitive..=)
adrian~ on 7 July, 2009 at 5:37 PMdo u have a car? can't imagine next time wat u can post with ur car haha
Kelvin on 7 July, 2009 at 5:38 PMthe multi-touch pad can take up to 4 fingers, right? =)
IHSAN KHAIRIR on 7 July, 2009 at 5:46 PMI too need to get a MEG xD
Justin Hee on 7 July, 2009 at 5:59 PMbeen carving for one =D
Wow nice gf loh, I can only touch a Macbook but not own one.
WRT the comments, have you checked out JS-kit before? I like it very much because it's very easy for me to reply to commentors and also for commentors to post. Some more got so many emoticons XD
JL on 7 July, 2009 at 6:49 PMwootz.. i got so many life partner nowadays =)
Jefferychan on 7 July, 2009 at 6:58 PMBut i dont have one :(
mind to ask geetha to do it with kapak for another one for me?
Alright @@
Geok Poh-Lim on 7 July, 2009 at 7:02 PMlol creative but dirty minded XD
Tiffany on 7 July, 2009 at 7:10 PMLOL.. u n ur weird life partners.. XD
KeL-V-En on 7 July, 2009 at 7:15 PMOMG, Meg is so sexy. Wish I could own her XD
Pek Chek Kia on 7 July, 2009 at 8:22 PMken were you high on sumthing when you wrote that?! lol
Kalamaushika on 7 July, 2009 at 8:36 PMhumsap humsap..lol
Keng Huei on 7 July, 2009 at 8:36 PMdude,seriously..u seem to be so freaking free to be positioning and imagining your guitars humping!
Mishal on 7 July, 2009 at 8:36 PMokay after going thru your blog.. i find it rather obscene these days. lol
Justin Lim on 7 July, 2009 at 8:37 PMi have to agree = )
Jason Lee on 7 July, 2009 at 8:38 PMlol..think i shud officially name u pervert blogger of the year :P
Keng Huei on 7 July, 2009 at 8:39 PMyou loose one and then you gain another one..we give and take…that's what life is..hehe..congratz anyway!
none other than the blog's owner on 7 July, 2009 at 9:01 PMermmm….. -.-"
aileng miao on 7 July, 2009 at 10:58 PMcool~
~dolly~ on 8 July, 2009 at 1:03 AMu can play guitar~!!
PENGSAN!
Henry Yew on 8 July, 2009 at 1:37 AMbro i baca ur post macam fetish plak hahahahaha btw congrats for ur new partner….
JAIRO on 8 July, 2009 at 1:51 AMOoi…dont hamsup ur mac too much, must control tau? haha
*if u dowan ur guitar divorce and give me la :P
Looi Hong Aun on 8 July, 2009 at 2:44 AMGoodness! I never knew you were into all this item sexual fantasies! :P..
Good one! haha.
ladyviral on 8 July, 2009 at 3:42 AMoh gosh, i kinda pitied your girlfriend. haha.
levian on 8 July, 2009 at 4:36 AMa really cool notebook you have there though. :)
LoL.. Gotta give you credit for the creative story. Go easy with Meg.
Ching Ya on 8 July, 2009 at 5:19 AMhaha.. nice one.. by the way.. IM SO JEALOUS U GOT A MAC..
Xiao Yuki on 8 July, 2009 at 6:40 AMomg…i seriously lov ur meg, wanna share bo?
Junk©Trash™ on 8 July, 2009 at 6:57 AMMeg Meg Meg !!!
Alvin Lim on 8 July, 2009 at 7:58 AMpoor geetha. your meg looks cool though. great choice. :)
Life Ramblings on 8 July, 2009 at 8:05 AMbtw, congrats for being my FC today.
Life Ramblings on 8 July, 2009 at 8:05 AMcongratulations! U bought with ur own money!? Hahaha! And I think you should change. find one without having the need to pay monthly, just pay one year. It's cheaper!
- c H i E n - on 8 July, 2009 at 8:19 AMAll the best in grooming the relationship with Meg. I hope she don't throw tantrums at you ya :D
Cynthia on 8 July, 2009 at 9:44 AMX-rated post.
EastCoastLife on 8 July, 2009 at 9:48 AMFlag.
hehehe….
hey geetha is missing!
sJane on 8 July, 2009 at 10:08 AMu must be the 1 who abducted her eventhough u have MEG as ur new GF, because u couldn't stand seeing her with Kapok.. so now u have two girlfriends..
Faster release GEETHA!!
wah, how much you bought the meg?
uLi.佑莉 on 8 July, 2009 at 11:37 AMOh goshh. HAHAH.
What's with guys with naming their things? TALK ABOUT POSESSIVE! :O
I can't imagine what people would have thought had they walked in on you arranging.. Mr Kapok and Geetha in their positions.
HA.
Tiffany Khoo on 8 July, 2009 at 12:19 PMaiyayayayaya~~~ Uncle pervert appeared again o!! gotta beware of him always^^ hehehhe..hahha..
Lisa717 on 8 July, 2009 at 1:52 PMlol…i thought u really have new girl fren …haha
imDavidLee on 8 July, 2009 at 2:00 PMI want your girlfriends too =D Btw your guitar damn lol
Stanley on 8 July, 2009 at 2:42 PMGosh… Doggie style lagi tu. Haha…
Ken on 8 July, 2009 at 3:14 PMHi, Meg! Would u come out with me for a date?
Damn… Like ur Meg, man!
Woah !!!!! ur new gf so charming ha ?! cost how much bro ?
e l d y on 8 July, 2009 at 3:49 PMhahaha… creative…
Meg is beautiful… :)
~ALSY~ on 8 July, 2009 at 6:54 PMmeg is absolutely gorgeous!!! *whistles*
annant on 9 July, 2009 at 2:13 AMken… i totally was laughing like crazy. xD
yungchien on 9 July, 2009 at 2:48 AMlol! Hentaiii.. *isk isk*
Nice lappie! :D
Fumoffu on 9 July, 2009 at 3:43 AMi am speechless d.. n nice.. ermm.. gf u got there.. XD
carrieheng on 9 July, 2009 at 4:07 AMwhat the….
[~*Erlina~*] on 9 July, 2009 at 5:26 AMhow much u bought it i wonder?
the forbidden love between a man and his… lifeless partners…
Medie007 on 9 July, 2009 at 5:48 AMwa lao hentai all come out tsk tsk tsk
macbook omg
❤ I love to blog ❤ on 9 July, 2009 at 6:02 AMthat is one great laptop. i wish i could trade in my rubbish laptop for yrs
Bengbeng on 9 July, 2009 at 6:48 AMWow! You new girlfriend is very flat huh! :D hahahaha. The saying is never truer than now right? When God closes one door, he opens another for you. In this case…He gave your this Mac! ;)
Tekkaus on 9 July, 2009 at 8:01 AMguitars also have got doggie styles! lol
eunice on 9 July, 2009 at 8:22 AMDumping your ex for the next sexy thing!!! You are such a flirt!!! hahaha
A Common Singaporean on 9 July, 2009 at 8:49 AMI comment so many times already…
yoon see on 9 July, 2009 at 4:03 PMha..Ha..on sometimes on twitter, sometimes shoutmix, this time no obstruction at all to comment!
your girlfriend really sexy xD
Snowie on 9 July, 2009 at 4:29 PMwow. i didn't know u can divorce ur partner that easily.
renaye on 9 July, 2009 at 4:50 PMexpensive partner
=chuan guan= on 9 July, 2009 at 6:01 PMi love your meg!! can i play with her pleaseeee? =P
Jen on 9 July, 2009 at 6:56 PMErr…with geetha n meg staying in the same house, u not afraid of third world war a?
Meg is ur life partner a? means that you can't divorce w 'her' so cincai lor…can't change in future o…
…but I think u can upgrade to better/newer Meg in future time, need to keep trim and fit what…lol…
大飞<--->Daifeijay on 9 July, 2009 at 8:19 PMhaha..funny guitar doggy style..im using sakure one
LimPek on 9 July, 2009 at 8:20 PMWhoah, your gf is so hot and sexy!!! *droolz*
cHrIstInA_YY on 9 July, 2009 at 8:21 PMenjoy yr new "gf" Ken! ;)
Monica on 9 July, 2009 at 9:26 PMI had a Kapok once too… It disintegrated and broke into pieces! Storeroom too damp! Hahahahaha!!! Ah!!! New laptop! So you put Meg on your lap and you press ENTER, ENTER, ENTER??? LOL!!!
suituapui on 10 July, 2009 at 12:26 AMSure you can play guitar? Man/guy/boy who know how to play guitar look very yau yeng one!! hahahahah`~~~~
And romantic toooo..heheh~ so u are one of them? wakakak~
~Elaine Tam~ on 10 July, 2009 at 12:34 AM:D ur meg is so cute! *typical geek here* too bad my PeeCee doesn't respond as well, urs is slim, pure and cool XD.
B-Mecha on 10 July, 2009 at 3:30 AMAnd I'm still alone :(
Oh well, someday I'll find a companion for me as well. :)
shadowmoon on 10 July, 2009 at 4:26 AMOh dear.. i so in love with your gf.. mac.. haha..
curryegg on 10 July, 2009 at 7:35 AMDamn 18PL lor! Meg = Megan Fox + Mac? lolz
Joshua on 10 July, 2009 at 11:02 AMso creative of u! hahaha using guitar… nice nice.
YewJin on 10 July, 2009 at 1:51 PMLOL!!!
sirei on 10 July, 2009 at 3:01 PMdamn right man, apple's nipples.. i mean buttons! are so nice to touch!
LOL…utterly hilarious!
§oŁЇtǺ®ÿ ®o§ě on 10 July, 2009 at 6:19 PMMy teacher's name is actually geetha…….
a@ron on 10 July, 2009 at 7:06 PMur meg looks same with the japanese gal named sony vaio
chee-v on 10 July, 2009 at 7:31 PMWAKAKkAKaK Guitar Sex! Must b u dunno how to 'touch' her right
Derek on 10 July, 2009 at 7:31 PMoh you dumped Geetha because of Meg!! anyway, Meg is really sexy, so i have no comment on that!! haha :D
[SK] on 11 July, 2009 at 5:29 AM*rotflol*
day-dreamer on 11 July, 2009 at 1:34 PMHa Ha Ha, good one. Should find a big xxxxL panty and xxxxxL bra, put on Gheeta! ROLF!
Pete on 11 July, 2009 at 5:34 PM-____-"
Deborah Ng on 11 July, 2009 at 6:22 PMcrazy blog ..hhaha….
Johnny Wee on 11 July, 2009 at 6:22 PMKen.. Why not you get back with her?
Anbuchudar on 12 July, 2009 at 4:53 AMI really dont know what has happened between you guys, but love is true. No regret to get it back.
naughty geetha
Ayie on 15 July, 2009 at 11:58 PMWahahahaha, sexy (^^)
Kinoz- Kelvin on 17 July, 2009 at 6:02 PMI would like to have your girl friend too! May I? LOL!
jam on 20 July, 2009 at 5:44 AMLOL. But I like Geetha more…she's got more CURVES eh. Meg seems.. kinda square XD.
Good one! =)
PoisonKagero on 27 July, 2009 at 5:25 PMYeah U shud dump that old chunky DELLa of urs for this Meg ages ago.. Meg loves apples, that is a healthier choice compared to ur ex that usually feed on those Micro-worms and soft dunks.. Welcome to the world :)
mmlee on 6 August, 2009 at 3:52 PMIM DEAD JEALOUS!! T_T
KSAboy on 8 August, 2009 at 10:55 PMhahaha. very smexy XD
Aaron Leo on 15 September, 2009 at 8:45 PMfarnee hahahaha
Hope Meg wont be sleeping with anybody else
kathy on 4 February, 2010 at 11:12 PMGreat story man. How u do with Meg then? She on top or u on top? Lol
How jun on 21 February, 2010 at 11:55 AMu r so sick ken
eszol on 7 July, 2010 at 7:58 AMlol