Real Madrid Is Buying Kenaldo!
Manchester United have accepted a £10,000 ($14,473 or €11,000 or RM55,000) offer from Real Madrid for Kenaldo Wooi. It’s now certain that a second era of galacticos has begun at Madrid, with news of Kenaldo’s deal coming.
Real Madrid-bound midfielder Kenaldo looks set to become one of the lowest paid sports un-stars in the world. Kenaldo, costing just £10,000 on the transfer board, plays a significant role in the current Manchester United squad.

P/S: Sorry Cristiano Ronaldo. Since you’re gone, I’m taking over your body.
Although not well-known, Real Madrid’s interest towards the midfielder is shocking news. “I haven’t had my time at Man United but it’s time to look forward and £10,000 is totally a great sum of money. This deal is awesome!”, said Kenaldo. “It’s flattering and unflattering when one top team wants you to play for them and another top team doesn’t want you.”

Kenaldo has scored vital goals in the recent English Premier League season. Scoring just 2 goals, which is quite an achievement, throughout the whole campaign has helped Manchester United in winning their 3rd Premier League title in a row.

No one has expected Real Madrid to be attracted by Kenaldo’s awesome talent and Sir Alex Ferguson once said “Kenaldo is good but no top teams will buy him. If Real Madrid is interested, I’ll certainly sell that mob this virus!” in December 2008.
And the gaffer’s statement is about to come true.
The 21-year-old is expected to sign a seven-year contract at the Bernabeu, which means by the final year he would be on £52,000-a-year or £1,000-a-week. When converted into Malaysian currency, Kenaldo will be earning RM5,500-a-week – which is reportedly higher than what the average Malaysian earns.

Kenaldo, who celebrated his move by partying the night away in Kuala Lumpur, is currently on holiday and told Malaysia’s radio station Fly.FM host Phat Fabes that he was “flattered” by Madrid’s interest. He has also revealed his pride at being the subject of an “awesome” £10,000 bid from Real.
Here’s a brief introduction about Kenaldo Wooi. He has been playing football since young. His talent caught Sir Alex Ferguson’s attention in a local football match and therefore got signed up as an amateur player in Manchester United. With much effort by the young lad, he has made a promising start to his football career.

kenwooi.com wishes Kenaldo Wooi all the best in his £10,000 move to Real Madrid.
P/S: It’s definitely more worth it than Cristiano Ronaldo’s transfer fee.














hehehe…Malaysian pride..Kenaldo….but sorry to say…I hate MU bro…hehe… :) but since we live in Malaysia Boleh Land, so then…would say Boleh lah..good luck being in MU…
Mugilan on 14 June, 2009 at 5:15 PMlol this is hilarious. MU kicks your butt later xD
Hemsem Ahmike on 14 June, 2009 at 5:39 PMI ROFLed. Hahaha~
AaronWoolala on 14 June, 2009 at 5:41 PMI thing Ronaldo should be gone sooner or later. He is good player…not great. But the problem is…he just isn't committed! Well…good bye and MU certainly can make use of the their new cash right?
By the way bro, you are damn funny! Your face colour is fairer than your hands. What brand of products are you using? LOL :D
Tekkaus on 14 June, 2009 at 5:46 PMthat's super duper cool man! u must hv been spending quite some time in editing those pics… great job!
JemOCL on 14 June, 2009 at 6:10 PMmuahahahah!!! bro, u r superb humour la!!! I like it!!!
Lisa717 on 14 June, 2009 at 6:30 PMROFL XD
JL on 14 June, 2009 at 8:26 PMi wonder whether all kenny are humorous jokers like u -.-
Jefferychan on 15 June, 2009 at 12:32 AMUrrgh, kenaldo =.=
Omg this post is funny, RM5,500 Kenaldo!!
Kelvin on 15 June, 2009 at 1:50 AMLOL
Medie007 on 15 June, 2009 at 2:11 AMI love u kenaldo!! as long as u dont score own goal!
EVo on 15 June, 2009 at 2:15 AMhaha. May Kenaldo have a good time in Real Mad-rid.
Pek Chek Kia on 15 June, 2009 at 3:10 AMWAKE UP kenaldo!!! :p
[SK] on 15 June, 2009 at 4:02 AMHa Ha Ha, Kenaldo sounds like Kena Ladoo (Indian Dessert), http://peteformation.blogspot.com/2009/03/two-round-ladoo-laddu-moti-choor-from.html
Adoi!
Pete on 15 June, 2009 at 4:37 AMHaha! This is funny! Great post, Kenaldo! : )
foongpc on 15 June, 2009 at 4:51 AMWoah! RM55,000 is a lot already :D :D
Fumoffu on 15 June, 2009 at 5:21 AMWell, nice post you got there, Kenaldo =D
hahaha…. funny lah you.
EastCoastLife on 15 June, 2009 at 6:14 AMLOL!!!
day-dreamer on 15 June, 2009 at 7:21 AMHAHAHA super nice superimpose!
Yah lah, this ronaldo thing is so much talk right now in the press.
A Common Singaporean on 15 June, 2009 at 7:47 AMDude, I din know you could kick a ball. LMFAO. Which "club" sold you for 10k?
Veefessional on 15 June, 2009 at 9:32 AMas a football fan, i really enjoyed your post. LOL since you're kenaldo, maybe i can call myself keonaldo.
waikeong on 15 June, 2009 at 11:26 AMlol… it's awesome! =]
Very ccol pictures:)
yoon see on 15 June, 2009 at 12:13 PMKenaldo?? Umm..I don't know him la ;)
Mei Teng on 15 June, 2009 at 12:31 PMnice photos *thumbs* i like, lol =P
jen on 15 June, 2009 at 1:27 PMYou "leng zai" le.. haha…
keeyit on 15 June, 2009 at 1:41 PMwoohoo!! Go go Kenaldo!! wakaka I'm amused~
sulin on 15 June, 2009 at 1:50 PMFAIL! LOL!
wayeyoung on 15 June, 2009 at 1:59 PMCome la. Youngnaldo will run rings around you XD
(kiko marcheda meh) XD
10K pounds for Kenaldo… I think MU gotta be short changed. It should be at leat 1000K pounds! to make Rnaldo to shame once and for all :D Creative and Hilarious that realmadrid boss should award you golden shoes :P
Benedict on 15 June, 2009 at 2:49 PMu have a great sense of humor :)
Bengbeng on 15 June, 2009 at 3:55 PMnowadays u using so much photoshop..LOL..anyway its funny
=chuan guan= on 15 June, 2009 at 4:54 PMHAHAHAHA ! LMAO !
AlvinOn9 on 15 June, 2009 at 6:53 PMhahah. kenaldo. look so cute la the picutes :)
Mashi on 15 June, 2009 at 6:53 PMu becum ronaldo ar? >.<
eunice on 15 June, 2009 at 6:53 PM*cool* how did u edit your PHOTOS…coollll :D tell me,will you?
Samantha on 15 June, 2009 at 6:54 PMhahaha! U into football?
Tallboyz on 15 June, 2009 at 6:54 PMseems like kenwooi is a fan of christiano ronaldo eh? hahaha
rizki on 15 June, 2009 at 6:54 PMKenaldo Wooi.. Wootza! Cool!
Jeffro on 15 June, 2009 at 6:55 PMKenaldo Wooi?
Malaysian pride?
The new era of soccer/football art?
Or the new era of photo manipulation? :P
shadowmoon on 15 June, 2009 at 11:30 PMKenaldo?! Haha. U are damn funny lar.
Dragon City on 16 June, 2009 at 2:01 AMBut it is a nice one. At least a funny post for me to start my day. = )
omgodness. damn perasan la you kenaldo! hahaha
a@ron on 16 June, 2009 at 2:38 AMLol, really cheap!!! Kenaldo some more… :))
Kinoz- Kelvin on 16 June, 2009 at 2:44 AMthat is so funny..lol
Chew on 16 June, 2009 at 10:21 AMyour face is way too big for that body. :p
Lim on 16 June, 2009 at 3:52 PMhahaha…kenaldo pulak…damn funny ler…
via on 16 June, 2009 at 6:17 PMhaha..kenaldo..u r really gila bola la
LimPek on 17 June, 2009 at 1:24 PMLOL
Tiffany on 17 June, 2009 at 5:15 PMVery good in editing, I like your pics! You must be a real football fan, right?
jess on 18 June, 2009 at 7:24 AMLOL!!!
sJane on 18 June, 2009 at 11:48 AMSO RETARDED LAR UR FACE!!
next time take real photos lar,
all also same facial expression wan..
so, u going to Real Madrid? :D
Kun on 19 June, 2009 at 7:04 PMkenaldo….?? -.- hahaahhahaa
amenwolf on 19 June, 2009 at 7:04 PMOMG, should I Digg this post?
Jacob Yap on 20 June, 2009 at 2:56 PMLOL..
but latest news said Ronaldo still in MU
imDavidLee on 20 June, 2009 at 3:30 PMhow come Ronaldo become Kenaldo one..haha..really funny
imDavidLee on 20 June, 2009 at 3:31 PMAs a Manchester United fan, I feel happy Ronaldo had finally left for Real Madrid. We dun want a player whose heart is not with the team.
jam on 23 June, 2009 at 2:26 PMMust have scored 2 'vital' own goals.
Anonymous on 5 July, 2009 at 9:31 AMWTF? LOL
Tony Wan on 20 October, 2009 at 1:13 PM