Real Madrid Is Buying Kenaldo!

Real Madrid Is Buying Kenaldo!

Manchester United have accepted a £10,000 ($14,473 or €11,000 or RM55,000) offer from Real Madrid for Kenaldo Wooi. It’s now certain that a second era of galacticos has begun at Madrid, with news of Kenaldo’s deal coming.

Real Madrid-bound midfielder Kenaldo looks set to become one of the lowest paid sports un-stars in the world. Kenaldo, costing just £10,000 on the transfer board, plays a significant role in the current Manchester United squad.

manchester united team

P/S: Sorry Cristiano Ronaldo. Since you’re gone, I’m taking over your body.

Although not well-known, Real Madrid’s interest towards the midfielder is shocking news. “I haven’t had my time at Man United but it’s time to look forward and £10,000 is totally a great sum of money. This deal is awesome!”, said Kenaldo. “It’s flattering and unflattering when one top team wants you to play for them and another top team doesn’t want you.”

kenaldo match

Kenaldo has scored vital goals in the recent English Premier League season. Scoring just 2 goals, which is quite an achievement, throughout the whole campaign has helped Manchester United in winning their 3rd Premier League title in a row.

manchester united champion

No one has expected Real Madrid to be attracted by Kenaldo’s awesome talent and Sir Alex Ferguson once said “Kenaldo is good but no top teams will buy him. If Real Madrid is interested, I’ll certainly sell that mob this virus!” in December 2008.

And the gaffer’s statement is about to come true.

The 21-year-old is expected to sign a seven-year contract at the Bernabeu, which means by the final year he would be on £52,000-a-year or £1,000-a-week. When converted into Malaysian currency, Kenaldo will be earning RM5,500-a-week – which is reportedly higher than what the average Malaysian earns.

kenaldo training

Kenaldo, who celebrated his move by partying the night away in Kuala Lumpur, is currently on holiday and told Malaysia’s radio station Fly.FM host Phat Fabes that he was “flattered” by Madrid’s interest. He has also revealed his pride at being the subject of an “awesome” £10,000 bid from Real.

Here’s a brief introduction about Kenaldo Wooi. He has been playing football since young. His talent caught Sir Alex Ferguson’s attention in a local football match and therefore got signed up as an amateur player in Manchester United. With much effort by the young lad, he has made a promising start to his football career.

kenaldo real madrid shirt wishes Kenaldo Wooi all the best in his £10,000 move to Real Madrid.

P/S: It’s definitely more worth it than Cristiano Ronaldo’s transfer fee.

57 thoughts on “Real Madrid Is Buying Kenaldo!

  1. hehehe…Malaysian pride..Kenaldo….but sorry to say…I hate MU bro…hehe… :) but since we live in Malaysia Boleh Land, so then…would say Boleh lah..good luck being in MU…

  2. I thing Ronaldo should be gone sooner or later. He is good player…not great. But the problem is…he just isn't committed! Well…good bye and MU certainly can make use of the their new cash right?

    By the way bro, you are damn funny! Your face colour is fairer than your hands. What brand of products are you using? LOL :D

  3. HAHAHA super nice superimpose!

    Yah lah, this ronaldo thing is so much talk right now in the press.

  4. as a football fan, i really enjoyed your post. LOL since you're kenaldo, maybe i can call myself keonaldo.
    lol… it's awesome! =]

  5. 10K pounds for Kenaldo… I think MU gotta be short changed. It should be at leat 1000K pounds! to make Rnaldo to shame once and for all :D Creative and Hilarious that realmadrid boss should award you golden shoes :P

  6. Kenaldo Wooi?
    Malaysian pride?
    The new era of soccer/football art?

    Or the new era of photo manipulation? :P

  7. Kenaldo?! Haha. U are damn funny lar.
    But it is a nice one. At least a funny post for me to start my day. = )

  8. As a Manchester United fan, I feel happy Ronaldo had finally left for Real Madrid. We dun want a player whose heart is not with the team.

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