Google Collaborates With Tansformers 3!

Posted by Ken Wooi on
And that could be the headline on all medias in a few years to come when Michael Bay produces his next Transformers sequal - Transformers 3: Dominance of The Google!

Introducing the brand new Autobot Googlebot leader - Google Prime!

google transformers

"Google has requested the Transformers producer to rename and re-colour Optimus Prime once they sign the collaboration deal with Michael Bay." - kenwooi.com

Oh well, I certainly hope so.

Anyway. many have expected more to come when Google released its own Web Browser - Google Chrome (which is way better than Microsoft's Internet Explorer) and unsurprisingly, Google is now coming out with its latest product - Google Chrome Operating System!

With this new Operating System, Google is expected to compete with most used Microsoft's Operating System - Windows.

google chrome vs windows

However, with more than 70% (just guessing) of the world population using a Windows-based computer, it is not an easy task for Google. With Google's passion to explore the world of possibilities, who knows, Google might one day be the top company.

So, once the Operating System is completed, what's next?

kenwooi.com is making the prediction!

With the brand new Google Chrome Operating System, new keyboards with Google key will be available to accommodate the OS!

google keyboard

The latest Google-enhanced QWERTY keyboard!

Later on, Google will develop their own Google gPhone - to compete with Apple!

google iphone

Comes in 4 different colours - Blue, Green, Yellow and Red!

Next, a GoogleBook?

google notebook laptop

Google might also produce their own line of computers with the Google Chrome OS - just like what Apple did with their Mac OSX MacBooks.

Then, Google may buy over Twitter when Twitter turns into a money-making site!

google twitter

Introducing the upcoming Gwitter! Google certainly has many Twitter accounts on Twitter currently.

Or perhaps, Google takes over the famous Japanese company - YAMAHA!

google yamaha music

And turns all the grand piano keys to Google keys.

google piano keys

Piano players will go crazy over Google! Everytime they play the piano, they'll be inspired by Google. So, they'll be more G-eng!

P/S: Geng means "outstanding" in Cantonese.

The final prediction - in order to widen the Google market, the women is targeted!

Introducing Google G-String.

google g-string

With G-Spot on the middle - totally fashionable!

Sorry perverts, kenwooi.com is a clean blog - I had to censor the excessive skin revealed on the G-String picture. If you wanna see more of these dirty pictures, go Google it, okay?

There you go, the prediction of Google's products in the coming years! =)

Comments

  1. WeiChunJuly 14, 2009 at 12:12 AM

    Comment that u requested!!!
    xD
    Hey,that video nice leh!!!!
    The guy with lion...
    Do u think that the lion will mate with him?

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  2. AnonymousJuly 14, 2009 at 12:13 AM

    Lol! G-spot in the middle ah. horny bugger xD
    I bet i could beat your green transformer :P

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  3. alvinJuly 14, 2009 at 12:45 AM

    Oo,dats cool man...hehehe

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  4. =*3lyn*= ◕‿◕July 14, 2009 at 12:47 AM

    haha..
    really creative~
    not bad~
    Google kenwooi~
    wondering lar..you work with google izit?
    hahaa

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  5. KrishnaJuly 14, 2009 at 1:01 AM

    U a .. wat also think it out want ..
    But i think the last idea is the main idea la ..haha....
    Good blog

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  6. YChienJuly 14, 2009 at 1:15 AM

    lol!! I in awed with your imagination!

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  7. ManmohanjitJuly 14, 2009 at 1:22 AM

    The GBook wasn't that good of a image.

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  8. yinkoonJuly 14, 2009 at 1:44 AM

    one thing for sure, i will be waiting for google wave to replace facebook... and the OS was a bit demanding but whatheheck... as long as it was open source, it was alright. =)

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  9. TekkausJuly 14, 2009 at 2:06 AM

    yeah! I have read about it. Google will roll our Chrome OS right? I'm damn sure it's going to be a hit! Almost all of Google's products are popular and certainly perform better! :D

    Let's hope for the best shall we?

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  10. Kee CheongJuly 14, 2009 at 2:33 AM

    cool... =)

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  11. Keng HueiJuly 14, 2009 at 2:46 AM

    Damn cool post Wei Ken! Good job :) Everytime they play the piano, they'll be inspired by Google. So, they'll be more G-eng! This is lame! And the G-string is the best. Lolz..

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  12. CafferyJuly 14, 2009 at 6:46 AM

    Google takes over the famous Japanese company is pretty ridiculous. lol...

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  13. Borneo FalconJuly 14, 2009 at 7:28 AM

    Google is going to be a king one day

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  14. msihuaJuly 14, 2009 at 7:53 AM

    New follower =)

    Btw, they are advertising the Google Phone over here in Melbourne already =))

    I WANTSSSSS it....

    Nice post =)

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  15. ~Elaine Tam~July 14, 2009 at 8:16 AM

    I like the G-string..HAHAHAHHHHA~

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  16. Skinny RJuly 14, 2009 at 8:46 AM

    lol` this is good.

    however, i waiting for Google Wave to realease.

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  17. annantJuly 14, 2009 at 9:22 AM

    lol...g-spot!
    google chrome ftw btw :D

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  18. ladyviralJuly 14, 2009 at 10:47 AM

    Goggle to conquer!

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  19. ladyviralJuly 14, 2009 at 10:48 AM

    oops I mean google! :P

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  20. sasaJuly 14, 2009 at 11:19 AM

    haha! i think it will be quite cool huh? when everything is google-fied.

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  21. AnonymousJuly 14, 2009 at 12:47 PM

    oh my..cool...googlets..

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  22. yoon seeJuly 14, 2009 at 2:18 PM

    I can't believe my eyes...
    Wow! Wow!...What a surprise!
    Google is making a storm by you...Ha..ha..

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  23. FumoffuJuly 14, 2009 at 3:17 PM

    Creative ideas :D You should make a business proposal and show it to Google :D :D

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  24. Eldy VoonJuly 14, 2009 at 3:48 PM

    the pics u edit urself ? .. nice job !!

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  25. JLJuly 14, 2009 at 9:30 PM

    This should have been a paid post, you'll get a lot of money for it XD

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  26. LimPekJuly 14, 2009 at 9:38 PM

    haha..

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  27. foongpcJuly 14, 2009 at 10:18 PM

    I think I like the Google keyboard, Google notebook, Google phone, and of course the Google G string. But not Gwitter and Google pianos! No way!

    Very funny post, this! : )

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  28. AnonymousJuly 14, 2009 at 11:39 PM

    this is farnie. g-string is a good idea! lol.

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  29. Looi Hong AunJuly 15, 2009 at 10:49 AM

    I can imagine what will happen if kenwooi become google's future CEO...

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  30. Jonathan FunJuly 15, 2009 at 1:49 PM

    Hi Ken,

    Fantastic piece of article with "predictions" that really convinces people! For a moment I thought "what da...?" and then only realized that you were the one who predicted it.

    Haha Cheers mate.

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  31. KenJuly 15, 2009 at 4:56 PM

    Ur imagination runs wild! All also G-oriented item. I'm longing for G-eng Yamaha Piano!! Haha...

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  32. =chuan guan=July 15, 2009 at 7:02 PM

    y censored it..

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  33. Pike-chanJuly 15, 2009 at 7:45 PM

    This reminds me of the early days of Microsoft taking over everything from OS to MSN to IE to WMP to everything... and now it's Google's turn.

    Maybe there's a cycle every 15-20 years or so.

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  34. LifeRamblingsJuly 15, 2009 at 8:04 PM

    you have a lively imagination. :)

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  35. sulinnJuly 15, 2009 at 8:44 PM

    This is a super creative and hilarious piece of work. Google Prime...hahaha KEN PRIME? Keep up the good work!!! =)

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  36. TMJuly 15, 2009 at 10:04 PM

    That Prime up there looks more like he is tossing a poke ball..

    "Sam...i choose you" Google Prime

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  37. AyieJuly 16, 2009 at 6:56 AM

    so much imagination! *lol8 @ g spot in the middle!!

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  38. youliangJuly 16, 2009 at 9:17 AM

    LOL la the G string.. google gstring..hahahahhaha
    i'm still laughing now..

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  39. [SK]July 16, 2009 at 10:33 AM

    and when google comes into the wireless network business, they will have G-SPOT everywhere.. LOL!!! :D

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  40. HappySurferJuly 16, 2009 at 1:27 PM

    Whoa! So many possibilities. The mind boggles. LOL!

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  41. Louis HoJuly 16, 2009 at 4:24 PM

    google os is for netbook :D

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  42. AnonymousJuly 17, 2009 at 11:39 AM

    Google will probably try to take over other areas such as food.
    Imagine?
    Google canned beans?
    Google water?
    Google soda?
    Yes, but nothing will beat Google SPAM!

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  43. CandyletteJuly 17, 2009 at 2:55 PM

    HAHAHA too funny!!! =D

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  44. LIZZIEJuly 18, 2009 at 10:08 PM

    This is incredibly funny. Smart. :P

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  45. Anbin AndyJuly 19, 2009 at 11:45 AM

    Hilarious my friend! Pokeball!! Wakaka

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  46. A Common SingaporeanJuly 22, 2009 at 3:18 PM

    yeah, i heard google is god damn powerful since it started its root back in 1996. A recent article I read state it was known as 'Backrub' then, it was renamed as 'Google' in 1997. Its amazing how it never looked back, dashing forward all the way making big guns like microsoft look really bad! I am not surprise the G underwear will become a cult reality. hahaahah

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