Encouraging Safer Sex
Attention: This entry contains information that can help you maintain a healthy, happy and rewarding life. Yea right! =P
You may already know that AIDS is caused by HIV, some Human Idiotic Immunodeficiency Virus. One of the cause is unsafe sex. Having sex without protection is risky to say the least. You could catch a Sexually Transmitted Infection (STI) and get your girlfriend pregnant. *omg shit fuuk!*

Starting a conversation with a partner about safer sex can be difficult. One reason many women lack confidence in asking for safer sex is that they feel that their partner’s pleasure is more important than their own well-being. Oh, how thoughtful? But that’s wrong!
In fact, asking for safer sex doesn’t mean that you doubt his faithfulness; instead it’s a health protection – a way of protecting both you and your partner.
So what if you’re not ready to get pregnant and you don’t wanna get infected, but you need loads of love and sex! Is there a solution?
Yes, there is!
Presenting the 2-in-1 Greatest Protection of all!

Candy?
NO! Look properly! It’s…
THE CONDOM!
Cookie Monster’s Condom.
“Prevents unwanted pregnancies and infections! Get 3 for just Ar-Am Nine Ninety Nine (RM9.99) a pack! Dial 1300-13-1300 now! Do call the number on your screen now! An offer not to be missed!”
Try reading it in a commercialized style. It should sound more convincing then.
Okay, back to topic. Generally, you need a constant supply of condoms and the power to request your guy to use it! Perhaps guys don’t wanna suffocate their willy? Their skin needs to ‘breath’ too, right?
Other methods such as pills, UID, IDD prepaid cards, diaphragms, spermicide and superman can’t prevent HIV. Only a condom can; with a certain success rate, which is considerably high. I think.
Anyway, here’s an illustration I’ve made on how to put on a male condom. This could come in handy if your guy doesn’t know how to install a firewall, or thinwall, on his external hard disk.
No one has ever seen this guide on the Internet before. Behold…
Kenwooi’s Guide to Wear a Condom

7 Simple Steps.
As soon as your mayonnaise comes, hold the end tightly and remove the condom before your willy shrinks. Understand now? So, now you’re a professional firewall installer!
Well, if reasoning and coaxing fail when you’re asking for safer sex, leave him! Serves him right because he’s such a dumbo! He has wasted his chance to have sex just because he didn’t wanna wear a condom. Dumb!
By the way, in medical terms, safer sex refers to sexual activities that do not involve transfer of body fluids. This includes having sex with a proper use of condom.
Oh yeah, remember: sex does not always mean intercourse.
Touching.
Kissing.
Hugging.
Massaging.
Masturbating.
They are also examples of safer sexual activities.
So guess what; we’re all engaged in sexual activities! When you touch your friend, just tell him this: Know what, we’re performing a sexual activity now! Cool isn’t it?
But I advise you not to say that to a girl, unless you wanna get kicked hard right at the… never mind.
Well, that’s all for now. I hope you’ve learned something new, because I’ve learned a lot from doing my research on this entry. Seriously! You’ll know why in another entry. So stay tuned okay?
Oh yeah, remember to call 1300-13-1300 for enquiries.
I hope McDonald’s has McCondom in the menu.
Disclaimer: kenwooi.com will not be held responsible for any unwanted babies due to unforeseen state of affairs as a result of this entry.














Condom is useless… wat happened if it burst….. hahaha…. so make sure u where one more… double protection… lolx…
JemOCL on 25 October, 2008 at 5:50 PMStewpig fella..your favourite topic and area of expertise hor?
Jason Ng on 25 October, 2008 at 7:11 PMHiyah..when d time comes n the vibes are all right..sometimes ppl tend to rush into things la. d last thing on their mind is a rubber man XD
Eh i LOL at u last masturbating pic la..i know initially u wanted2put a pic of ur ownself playing with ur ownself right? haha!
I’m in shanghai now btw.whasuppppppppp
EVo on 25 October, 2008 at 8:06 PMhey man.. great post… haha
Siang Phin on 25 October, 2008 at 8:17 PMcondom i blow like a baloon and it wont burst!!
CK on 25 October, 2008 at 8:32 PMgreat post bro.. hehe
Splitzbz on 26 October, 2008 at 1:30 AMvery educational indeed =P
Hurley on 26 October, 2008 at 2:10 AMMan should have a condom keep in wallet as spare.
Chin Weng on 26 October, 2008 at 2:13 AMusing da deodorant as a penis is darn funny!!! wahaha
Anonymous on 26 October, 2008 at 3:48 AMnice post …
Mohamed Suhail on 26 October, 2008 at 3:50 AMLOL.. nice one.. but I wish the pictures were bigger! HOHOHO.. drop by your blog thru Innit.
Anonymous on 26 October, 2008 at 4:24 AMNice post. However No Sex = Safest Sex!!!
Pebbles on 26 October, 2008 at 4:36 AMWhat a great post!! Very detailed.. hahaha.
I believe everybody needs to practice safe sex.
Umma on 26 October, 2008 at 5:42 AMwaaaaaaaah…. nice post and educational as well… but u left out the part if condom should be applied in oral sex ?
pikey on 26 October, 2008 at 5:45 AMoh my god………
sabahking on 26 October, 2008 at 6:36 AMits not only abt guys pleasure … but also gurls … if ur doing it with one partner den dont use a condom … it ruins the basic feeling … if u r not … yea please use it … and plz condoms ruins gurls pleasure as well :D
Anonymous on 26 October, 2008 at 7:24 AMIDD prepaid n superman cant prevent HIV!!! LOL!!!
Anonymous on 26 October, 2008 at 7:52 AMoh my god!!
[~*Erlina~*] on 26 October, 2008 at 12:54 PMu r making my eyes to open widely..
i cant believe i would read a post like this!
you are amazing,ken!! LOL
nice reference for mass comm students..XP
OMG KEN your blog is famous :)
Unknowmaster on 26 October, 2008 at 2:51 PM^^ should get ken.com lol ;)
LOL! dude. did you do that deodorant photos by yourself? XD
WayeYoung on 26 October, 2008 at 3:03 PMgud thinking of using dedorant :D
hope ppls learn from this post :D
Dan* on 26 October, 2008 at 4:30 PMYou know what? You made me smile.
The Donna on 26 October, 2008 at 6:29 PMhahah McCondom :D
phingy on 27 October, 2008 at 8:39 AMnice post bout safe sex and the instruction of condomize. Hahahaha.
Interesting blog u have here. :)
Joshua on 28 October, 2008 at 9:55 AMv pro r…haha…sure v experience 1 lorr…
=chuanguan= on 28 October, 2008 at 4:12 PMMore pics! I demand for more pics!
3POINT8 on 30 October, 2008 at 8:24 AM:P
i deamnd for MORE also!
ahKOK on 9 November, 2008 at 9:29 AMomg LOL
funny giler.. McCondom? should have asked when was in McD just now.. hahahaha..
stephy on 8 May, 2009 at 2:41 PMWow an eye open post lol
Tiffany on 8 May, 2009 at 7:01 PMLOL! I love your quirky writing style!
Agnes Han-Ying Ong on 13 May, 2009 at 11:37 PMIf i wasnt mistaken this would be ur second post regarding on comdom usage!!!!
WeiChun on 6 June, 2009 at 5:11 PMLolz…
U r so into it huh?
Hahaha…
Anyways,NICE POST BRO!!!!!!!!!!