New Year 2009 Nude Party
Heard of the Nude Sex Party that should be held at Johor Bahru?
I read about it on Chris Thoo’s speakingtomato.com. At first I thought it was some joke but it’s real – although the ending of his entry was a little gayish.
Anyway, where is PAS – why didn’t make a fuss about it? When Avril Lavigne had her concert in Malaysia, PAS opposed dramatically. This party is definitely wayyyy moreeee extremmeee than Avril’s concert – coz Avril didn’t perform with G-String; don’t think she’ll either.
Anyway, it’d be great if it’s a legitimate event – coz guys can see boobs bouncing and girls can see willies standing and pairs of balls hanging.
But then newspapers mentioned that the Mega Sex Party isn’t gonna happen. Awww, enthusiasts must be pretty disappointed with that.
The proposed “mega sex party” here to usher in the new year is seen as nothing more than a “mega con”. – nstonline
Mega con or not, it does sound fun right?
Let’s illustrate 2 scenarios of what might happen – for guys only.
You attend the party – with your birthday suite and your rod dangling between your legs – and you see nude girls everywhere.
Scenario 1 – You’ve a long huge rod and it raises to the occasion…
The nearest lady noticed it and she shouts…
The rest of the ladies heard and they…
Scenario 1 Conclusion – You’re one lucky bastard!
Scenario 2 – You have a tiny rod *unfortunately* and it made a mini appearance…
All the ladies noticed it and they…
p/s: Pendek! Tak Mau! means “Short! Don’t Want!” in Malay Language.
Scenario 2 Conclusion – No luck man.
So before attending any similar events, make sure you have a up-to-standard rod – or else, you won’t have any fun at all! Get it?
Oh yeah, the Johor CID Chief Senior Assistant Commissioner II (so long his job title) said something about this party.
Why so cheap?
Coz it’s Year-End Sale lahhhhh!
HAPPY NEW YEAR 2009!
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hi Kenwooi.. i heard of this from my colleague this morning, thanks for posting this..haha.. a clearer pic..i tot it can materialise..
reanaclaire on 31 December, 2008 at 5:56 PMyour cartoon is funny hehehe..
sumunie on 31 December, 2008 at 7:02 PMkeep away from under age kids. lol.
Seng Hoo on 31 December, 2008 at 7:36 PMHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Like tis oso can ahhh?? Creative! ;)
Year End Sale LOL!!!
CK on 31 December, 2008 at 8:05 PMlol bro very funny. You can be the next kennysia la xD
Ahmike on 1 January, 2009 at 2:00 AMHahaha…the next kennysia~ Anyway,happy new year ^^
Jason Law on 1 January, 2009 at 4:22 AMya ya… another funny post from you. I think you use a lot of times to do about that. am i right? really interesting post. If get 100 mark maybe i will give u 85 mark for this post. I agree with ahmike and jason Law, ur the next kenny sia.
sabahking on 1 January, 2009 at 4:34 AMHehehehe..nice one..
Chris Thoo on 1 January, 2009 at 7:48 AMhey ken,
happy new year 2009!!!
Lol. I don’t think that will ever happen in malaysia… but if it’s here, i believe it’s possible. went clubbin to celebrate new year, and omg i saw A LOT OF ACTIONS. hahaha….
hope u had a blast! :P:P:P:P
and your illustrations are so ________________
wendliu on 1 January, 2009 at 11:29 AMoh ya,
i got a new blog already XD
wendliu on 1 January, 2009 at 11:31 AMWow! Great cartoon story! hahahahhaha
♫╬ Chloe Aldrich ╬♪ on 1 January, 2009 at 1:48 PMSibeh Hamsup! XD
RM250 cheap?!? =.=”
ken ken ken ;)
WayeYoung on 1 January, 2009 at 2:45 PMhaha..this is Ken’s true colours! :p
If ken knew bout it earlier..he sure lost rm250 adi :p
Jason on 1 January, 2009 at 3:45 PMLOL… hahaha
waikeong on 1 January, 2009 at 4:41 PMhamsup ken! hehe but all guys are hamsup wert, right ken? XD
this sex party obviously con ppl la.. betta dun go! XD
jway on 1 January, 2009 at 5:54 PMcool drawings!
Josephine on 2 January, 2009 at 3:42 AMlol
read it in the papers this morning. eh? why not we do one online. all got webcam, can go nude…. :P
Calvin Soo KJ on 2 January, 2009 at 9:58 AMI LOL-ed at the ‘why so cheap!!!’
a@ron on 2 January, 2009 at 5:37 PMfunny lah u
Lisalicious on 2 January, 2009 at 7:19 PMsome more can draw all that lolx
wakkKEKKEke…
jacky_juing on 3 January, 2009 at 5:09 AMwakakakakak~
lisa717 on 3 January, 2009 at 5:31 AMso funny lo those photoshop pic!!
u did it with photoshop isn it??
damn funny weh…haha…especially the last part…year end sale…zha dou! -.-!!
Gavin on 3 January, 2009 at 6:16 AMtee he hee… ;P
Merryn on 3 January, 2009 at 6:38 AMHAhaha its funny!!!
Ju Ann on 3 January, 2009 at 6:41 AMDude, you spend way too much time on Photoshop. And since when did you get so perverted?! ;) heh. Kidding. Happy New Year man!
The Angry Medic on 3 January, 2009 at 7:07 AMwhy so cheap?! what is the policeman tryin to indicate i wonder. so it should be higher? wah lau.
renaye on 3 January, 2009 at 7:58 AMThe last part is funny.. But really, y need the orgy? Not scared of AIDS meh? STDs? STIs? I think I should make a new range of condoms n throw this kinda party la.. I will be rich overnight la! :)
LIZZIE on 3 January, 2009 at 1:09 PMI have to say Malaysian students have, erm, ‘somewhat changed’ since I was at Uni 20 years ago.
Fascinating glimpse of life in a far, far, away land.
Thanks.
Socrates on 3 January, 2009 at 4:25 PMHa ha, 2009 year will be known as no underwear year! LOL
Pete on 4 January, 2009 at 4:26 AMOh Yeah!! what a way to rock the new year huh!
Clarisse Teagen on 5 January, 2009 at 2:44 AMend up its a facade right.
Harmony on 5 January, 2009 at 11:09 AMbut there is one real sex party going on
Jason on 5 January, 2009 at 3:59 PMat Hartamas
but too bad busted by the cops and
condom all are ready
but …
all too high on drugs to used
LOL
RM250 cheap for a deposit? they must be too rich to say that.
- i.r.v.i.n.e - on 12 January, 2009 at 10:20 AManother hilarious post. I’m following you XD
PoisonKagero on 6 May, 2009 at 4:36 PMFirst, it was in JB, and that’s why PAS didn’t know about it. Second, most BN members are muslims too, why they didn’t say anything about it?
Nonetheless your cartoon is funny. ^_^
Tips Blogging on 25 May, 2009 at 6:21 AMnice post,lol
Rosse on 8 September, 2009 at 3:13 PM