Heard of the Nude Sex Party that should be held at Johor Bahru?
Anyway, where is PAS – why didn’t make a fuss about it? When Avril Lavigne had her concert in Malaysia, PAS opposed dramatically. This party is definitely wayyyy moreeee extremmeee than Avril’s concert – coz Avril didn’t perform with G-String; don’t think she’ll either.
Anyway, it’d be great if it’s a legitimate event – coz guys can see boobs bouncing and girls can see willies standing and pairs of balls hanging.
But then newspapers mentioned that the Mega Sex Party isn’t gonna happen. Awww, enthusiasts must be pretty disappointed with that.
The proposed “mega sex party” here to usher in the new year is seen as nothing more than a “mega con”. – nstonline
Mega con or not, it does sound fun right?
Let’s illustrate 2 scenarios of what might happen – for guys only.
You attend the party – with your birthday suite and your rod dangling between your legs – and you see nude girls everywhere.
Scenario 1 – You’ve a long huge rod and it raises to the occasion…
The nearest lady noticed it and she shouts…
The rest of the ladies heard and they…
Scenario 1 Conclusion – You’re one lucky bastard!
Scenario 2 – You have a tiny rod *unfortunately* and it made a mini appearance…
All the ladies noticed it and they…
p/s: Pendek! Tak Mau! means “Short! Don’t Want!” in Malay Language.
Scenario 2 Conclusion – No luck man.
So before attending any similar events, make sure you have a up-to-standard rod – or else, you won’t have any fun at all! Get it?
Oh yeah, the Johor CID Chief Senior Assistant Commissioner II (so long his job title) said something about this party.
Why so cheap?
Coz it’s Year-End Sale lahhhhh!
HAPPY NEW YEAR 2009!