New Year 2009 Nude Party

New Year 2009 Nude Party

Heard of the Nude Sex Party that should be held at Johor Bahru?

Anyway, where is PAS – why didn’t make a fuss about it? When Avril Lavigne had her concert in Malaysia, PAS opposed dramatically. This party is definitely wayyyy moreeee extremmeee than Avril’s concert – coz Avril didn’t perform with G-String; don’t think she’ll either.

Anyway, it’d be great if it’s a legitimate event – coz guys can see boobs bouncing and girls can see willies standing and pairs of balls hanging.

mega sex party

But then newspapers mentioned that the Mega Sex Party isn’t gonna happen. Awww, enthusiasts must be pretty disappointed with that.

The proposed “mega sex party” here to usher in the new year is seen as nothing more than a “mega con”. – nstonline

Mega con or not, it does sound fun right?

Let’s illustrate 2 scenarios of what might happen – for guys only.

You attend the party – with your birthday suite and your rod dangling between your legs – and you see nude girls everywhere.

nude party 1

Scenario 1 – You’ve a long huge rod and it raises to the occasion

nude party 2

The nearest lady noticed it and she shouts…

nude party 3

The rest of the ladies heard and they…

nude party 4

Scenario 1 Conclusion – You’re one lucky bastard!

Scenario 2 – You have a tiny rod *unfortunately* and it made a mini appearance

nude party 5

All the ladies noticed it and they…

nude party 6

p/s: Pendek! Tak Mau! means “Short! Don’t Want!” in Malay Language.

Scenario 2 Conclusion – No luck man.

So before attending any similar events, make sure you have a up-to-standard rod – or else, you won’t have any fun at all! Get it?

Oh yeah, the Johor CID Chief Senior Assistant Commissioner II (so long his job title) said something about this party.

mega sex party cheap

Why so cheap?

Coz it’s Year-End Sale lahhhhh!

HAPPY NEW YEAR 2009!



36 thoughts on “New Year 2009 Nude Party

  1. hi Kenwooi.. i heard of this from my colleague this morning, thanks for posting this..haha.. a clearer pic..i tot it can materialise..

  2. ya ya… another funny post from you. I think you use a lot of times to do about that. am i right? really interesting post. If get 100 mark maybe i will give u 85 mark for this post. I agree with ahmike and jason Law, ur the next kenny sia.

  3. hey ken,

    happy new year 2009!!!

    Lol. I don’t think that will ever happen in malaysia… but if it’s here, i believe it’s possible. went clubbin to celebrate new year, and omg i saw A LOT OF ACTIONS. hahaha….

    hope u had a blast! :P:P:P:P

    and your illustrations are so ________________

  4. hamsup ken! hehe but all guys are hamsup wert, right ken? XD

    this sex party obviously con ppl la.. betta dun go! XD

  5. Dude, you spend way too much time on Photoshop. And since when did you get so perverted?! ;) heh. Kidding. Happy New Year man!

  6. The last part is funny.. But really, y need the orgy? Not scared of AIDS meh? STDs? STIs? I think I should make a new range of condoms n throw this kinda party la.. I will be rich overnight la! :)

  7. I have to say Malaysian students have, erm, ‘somewhat changed’ since I was at Uni 20 years ago.

    Fascinating glimpse of life in a far, far, away land.

    Thanks.

  8. but there is one real sex party going on
    at Hartamas
    but too bad busted by the cops and
    condom all are ready
    but …
    all too high on drugs to used
    LOL

  9. First, it was in JB, and that’s why PAS didn’t know about it. Second, most BN members are muslims too, why they didn’t say anything about it?

    Nonetheless your cartoon is funny. ^_^

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