Don’t Read!!!
I’m back from my recent Redang Island trip and this entry must be the saddest entry of all time.
But it was certainly fun! Yeah, sad and fun – how contradicting.
Anyway, guess what happened to my friends and I when we were on a holiday to Redang Island – it got screwed up. The agent cheated us and we’ve got no where to go.
So we tried to look for a temporary job to survive the unknown town.
| Translation: DON’T READ!!! I am 18 years old & my SPM result sucks. My monthly income is above RM10,000 even though I’m doing brainless part-time jobs. If wanna know, call me. |
First, I gave this Haikal guy a phone call but he didn’t answer it. Damn, I so wanna earn 10k without my degree!
| Translation: * Vacancy * Babysitter * Malay lady * Location: Dungun |
Later on, we gave this pengasuh budak (babysitter in Malay language) job a try. I tried to fulfill the 3rd criteria and guess what.
I have no boobs, therefore no job – failed.
I tried to robbing a bank then. Thank god that lady at the ATM didn’t realize.
But I wasn’t an expert in pick locking – hence, that one failed too.
P/S: The act was caught on the CCTV located in front of the bank. This footage was released by the police department a day later. Hope they don’t identify that culprit!
So, I ended up sleeping hopelessly on the bus station’s bench for the whole time.
Pretty crappy huh?
Anyway, stay tuned for more crappy coverage from Redang Island. =)
Updated with related entries:
Shark Hunting At Redang Island
Laguna Redang Island Resort
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glad u had a great time in redang!
i had the best weekend EVER thhis week.. omg… i tell u.. so happy till can nangis..
tell u more later
take care! ;)
wendliu on 26 April, 2009 at 5:04 PMthe pics show ken, but the rest of us were supporting him in spirit!
Chu on 26 April, 2009 at 5:14 PMnice 1:). i was roflmao just now lol.
louisdono on 26 April, 2009 at 5:34 PMPoor thing lol..
Philip Foon Weng Lian on 26 April, 2009 at 5:54 PMwootz ~~
Jefferychan on 26 April, 2009 at 7:21 PMGrats wei ken ..
finally u got to taste the feeling of sleeping at the street :)
c’mon write more !!!!!
btw, I’m now in ur top stalker list !!
Jefferychan on 26 April, 2009 at 7:22 PMwoohoooo ;D
y so funny? hahah. anyway, its not that real rite?
F A R H A on 27 April, 2009 at 12:00 AMhahaha
Haha :D Kenot tahan!
Tekkaus on 27 April, 2009 at 12:35 AMWhat? You don’t have boobs?
Just pack some weight and you’ll be ready for the job! :)
And don’t forget to add “learning how to pick a lock” on your to-do list!
shadowmoon on 27 April, 2009 at 2:55 AMgetting a temp job to survive in that unknown town?? hmmm, you must be pulling our legs.. :p
[SK] on 27 April, 2009 at 3:40 AMHmmm, your post this time really LOL!!! On one hand sound like very true, then again also very kelakar lorh! xDD
JL on 27 April, 2009 at 3:49 AMLOL this is very funny one! MORE more pls bro
Hemsem Ahmike on 27 April, 2009 at 4:46 AMHAHAHA can’t wait to see what else
Shuuu on 27 April, 2009 at 4:48 AMi was suppose to come in here n NOT read. but ended up reading oso lah! reverse phsycology u have there eh? :D
Merryn on 27 April, 2009 at 5:37 AMhi sobat, thank’s for visit my blog and thank’s for your comment, so nice to meet u…
kian on 27 April, 2009 at 5:41 AMhow’s it like sleeping on the bench?
Life Ramblings on 27 April, 2009 at 7:32 AMThanks 4 dropping by.. hilarious blog u have ;) makes me laugh… =D
adelinelee91 on 27 April, 2009 at 8:44 AMman, u’re sure good at acting…i think u shud bcome a director/story writer instead…quit ur degree XD (joking) :P
Qin Le on 27 April, 2009 at 9:08 AMDon’t read! I’ve to read…..haha very funny! When is your next episode?
jess on 27 April, 2009 at 9:38 AMlol!
truly a very crappy experience.
glad u can still make humor out of it like that ^^ i would be writing LONG RANTING COMPLAINING SCREAMING posts by now lol! :D
Shu Fen on 27 April, 2009 at 10:28 AMOMGoodness! Can’t wait to hear more of the bad news. Oops!
HappySurfer on 27 April, 2009 at 10:52 AMu really got cheated? whao.. interesting post. One of the best.
waikeong on 27 April, 2009 at 11:10 AMomg redang got this kind of agents run away 1 r? =.= scary wei
Pok on 27 April, 2009 at 11:44 AMhahaha! those were funny. :3 that was sort of crappy and exciting at the same time. lol.
chiui on 27 April, 2009 at 11:49 AMLOL at ur crap!
a@ron on 27 April, 2009 at 1:09 PMhahahahha~~
Lisa717 on 27 April, 2009 at 3:28 PMsiao siao punya post!!
scare me thought sth happened to u n ur fren eh!! u r really bad bad kenwooi once again!!
haha! Funny post. But I hope you are kidding when you said you were all cheated by the travel agent. That’s not funny! : )
foongpc on 27 April, 2009 at 3:38 PMhaha..this is funny…no boobs..then buy a bra and stuff thing in XD there you go – BOOBIES!!XD
Cathy C on 27 April, 2009 at 3:55 PMYou noob! Flat chest! boooooooooo!
the bank so damn small where got money la =.=
oh wait…
ambition is the inhibitor of success. sure :D
WayeYoung on 27 April, 2009 at 4:43 PMhey what’s going on? hehe
Anyway, I love Redang! Went there a few years ago, really like the white powdery sand and clear blue sea teeming with beautiful corals and fishes!
eunice on 27 April, 2009 at 6:06 PMhaha
Umar Zakir Abdul Hamid on 27 April, 2009 at 10:41 PMnice one
haha.. funny, but the one at the bus station, is it really you?
Dragon City on 28 April, 2009 at 1:45 AMseriouusslyyyy??
hahaha,
so nice to go on a trip now, id really love to be on hols, but my schedule is sooo packed !
thanks for dropping by my page, yes, jj from hitz.fm dropped by, thing is, he wrote that last year, and i only found out about it, 3 days ago??
silly me :P
I’ll be back soon, once I’m done with my assignments though :P
rj.zyra on 28 April, 2009 at 3:01 AMtake care and keep writing !
hahaha u so pity la…
CH Voon on 28 April, 2009 at 3:20 AMso….where do you crap??….lolz. the star reported that lots of poo were found on one of the bus stops in redang. police are now cheking the poo’s dna and the culprit will be caught soon :P
Calvin Soo KJ on 28 April, 2009 at 4:50 AMbtw, i think u shud call Haikal again. XD
maRCus on 28 April, 2009 at 7:16 AMhaha… I read jor ^^ so pity ken ken… glad u back savely xD
AnGeL On Earth on 28 April, 2009 at 7:24 AMits so funny…[^^,]
Jaypee on 28 April, 2009 at 7:36 AMsorry i did read it…hahaha
pls send me email add so i can invite u to my blog.darkbeauty8686@gmail.com
Anthea on 28 April, 2009 at 7:47 AMits for temporary only.. :)thanks
wakaka…robbing the bank?need accomplice??wakaka
devil on 28 April, 2009 at 8:42 AMWoah!!!!!!!
WeiChun on 28 April, 2009 at 9:20 AMWooi Wei Ken rockSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!
yeah pretty crappy… but entertaining… hehe…
confessions of a medical student on 28 April, 2009 at 12:33 PMthey put up notice, really got ppl call? hmm.. i think being human cannot be greedy.. greed can kill… RM10k for easy part time job?? like? you know, even prostitution & robbery is hard job,… haha… and no, i do not support robbery.. despites the people who does that, they never realise the impact to others… we should not steal, whether money, health or life…
wah… so kesian until ‘fan kai’?
Nicole on 28 April, 2009 at 5:58 PMu must be joking rite?
=chuan guan= on 28 April, 2009 at 8:54 PMhow bout work for me?…hehe
Aidil TipsGoda on 29 April, 2009 at 3:01 AMi hate those says i got RM10K or whatsoever
so if u rlly got that sum of money so y bother to tell others rite?
diam2 saja ok apa. shit.
Dosz on 29 April, 2009 at 5:27 AMredang?? wow…havent been there…put up the pictures here!!
fufu on 29 April, 2009 at 6:57 AMlols. this is cute ;D
cik siti penguin on 29 April, 2009 at 10:17 AMwhoa u berry lame oh… lol… take those photo on bus stop… later mat rempit kena u kao kao then tahu… lol
BooNMiNG on 29 April, 2009 at 10:39 AMwah…low educated can earn so much
LimPek on 29 April, 2009 at 10:41 AMlol. so kesian ah sleep at the bus station. LOL LOL
stephanie on 29 April, 2009 at 10:42 AMbank robbery? it’s not for real rite? haha
Zaiy on 29 April, 2009 at 10:45 AMthe first one.. is it true?
nazz on 29 April, 2009 at 12:13 PMahahaha nice one :)
Tiffany on 29 April, 2009 at 2:51 PMhaha….funny lor you…i went to rottnest island and i thought of sleeping somewhere outside the cafe( cause there’s the only place we can find benches and tables)but at the end…..the security came to us and ask us ciao…hahahaha
sweetybites on 29 April, 2009 at 3:09 PMOK… OK… I did not read… :P
Jayce on 30 April, 2009 at 10:05 AMI was like focusing reading it… and at one moment i thought is real! zzzzz
Prince Nepths a.k.a Damian on 30 April, 2009 at 2:25 PMBtw just linked you!
You didn’t bring extra money for backup?
TOLANIC on 30 April, 2009 at 4:37 PMoops, read already :P
sirei on 30 April, 2009 at 6:04 PMI love the way you explain it.
den on 2 May, 2009 at 1:41 AMgosh why u sleep at bus station there?
-JoJo- on 4 May, 2009 at 2:42 PM