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Apr 26 2009

Don’t Read!!!

I’m back from my recent Redang Island trip and this entry must be the saddest entry of all time.

But it was certainly fun! Yeah, sad and fun – how contradicting.

Anyway, guess what happened to my friends and I when we were on a holiday to Redang Island – it got screwed up. The agent cheated us and we’ve got no where to go.

So we tried to look for a temporary job to survive the unknown town.

Translation:
DON’T READ!!!
I am 18 years old & my SPM result sucks.
My monthly income is above RM10,000
even though I’m doing brainless part-time jobs.
If wanna know, call me.

First, I gave this Haikal guy a phone call but he didn’t answer it. Damn, I so wanna earn 10k without my degree!

Translation:
* Vacancy
* Babysitter
* Malay lady
* Location: Dungun

Later on, we gave this pengasuh budak (babysitter in Malay language) job a try. I tried to fulfill the 3rd criteria and guess what.

I have no boobs, therefore no job – failed.

I tried to robbing a bank then. Thank god that lady at the ATM didn’t realize.

But I wasn’t an expert in pick locking – hence, that one failed too.

P/S: The act was caught on the CCTV located in front of the bank. This footage was released by the police department a day later. Hope they don’t identify that culprit!

So, I ended up sleeping hopelessly on the bus station’s bench for the whole time.

Pretty crappy huh?

Anyway, stay tuned for more crappy coverage from Redang Island. =)

Updated with related entries:
Shark Hunting At Redang Island
Laguna Redang Island Resort


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|| Categorized under Life Documentary, Malaysia
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61 Comments for “Don’t Read!!!”

  1. # wendliuon 26 Apr 2009 at 5:04 PM

    glad u had a great time in redang!

    i had the best weekend EVER thhis week.. omg… i tell u.. so happy till can nangis..

    tell u more later

    take care! ;)

  2. # Chuon 26 Apr 2009 at 5:14 PM

    the pics show ken, but the rest of us were supporting him in spirit!

  3. # louisdonoon 26 Apr 2009 at 5:34 PM

    nice 1:). i was roflmao just now lol.

  4. # Philip Foon Weng Lianon 26 Apr 2009 at 5:54 PM

    Poor thing lol..

  5. # Jefferychanon 26 Apr 2009 at 7:21 PM

    wootz ~~
    Grats wei ken ..
    finally u got to taste the feeling of sleeping at the street :)
    c’mon write more !!!!!

  6. # Jefferychanon 26 Apr 2009 at 7:22 PM

    btw, I’m now in ur top stalker list !!
    woohoooo ;D

  7. # F A R H Aon 27 Apr 2009 at 12:00 AM

    y so funny? hahah. anyway, its not that real rite?
    hahaha

  8. # Tekkauson 27 Apr 2009 at 12:35 AM

    Haha :D Kenot tahan!

  9. # shadowmoonon 27 Apr 2009 at 2:55 AM

    What? You don’t have boobs?
    Just pack some weight and you’ll be ready for the job! :)

    And don’t forget to add “learning how to pick a lock” on your to-do list!

  10. # [SK]on 27 Apr 2009 at 3:40 AM

    getting a temp job to survive in that unknown town?? hmmm, you must be pulling our legs.. :p

  11. # JLon 27 Apr 2009 at 3:49 AM

    Hmmm, your post this time really LOL!!! On one hand sound like very true, then again also very kelakar lorh! xDD

  12. # Hemsem Ahmikeon 27 Apr 2009 at 4:46 AM

    LOL this is very funny one! MORE more pls bro

  13. # Shuuuon 27 Apr 2009 at 4:48 AM

    HAHAHA can’t wait to see what else

  14. # Merrynon 27 Apr 2009 at 5:37 AM

    i was suppose to come in here n NOT read. but ended up reading oso lah! reverse phsycology u have there eh? :D

  15. # kianon 27 Apr 2009 at 5:41 AM

    hi sobat, thank’s for visit my blog and thank’s for your comment, so nice to meet u…

  16. # Life Ramblingson 27 Apr 2009 at 7:32 AM

    how’s it like sleeping on the bench?

  17. # adelinelee91on 27 Apr 2009 at 8:44 AM

    Thanks 4 dropping by.. hilarious blog u have ;) makes me laugh… =D

  18. # Qin Leon 27 Apr 2009 at 9:08 AM

    man, u’re sure good at acting…i think u shud bcome a director/story writer instead…quit ur degree XD (joking) :P

  19. # jesson 27 Apr 2009 at 9:38 AM

    Don’t read! I’ve to read…..haha very funny! When is your next episode?

  20. # Shu Fenon 27 Apr 2009 at 10:28 AM

    lol!

    truly a very crappy experience.

    glad u can still make humor out of it like that ^^ i would be writing LONG RANTING COMPLAINING SCREAMING posts by now lol! :D

  21. # HappySurferon 27 Apr 2009 at 10:52 AM

    OMGoodness! Can’t wait to hear more of the bad news. Oops!

  22. # waikeongon 27 Apr 2009 at 11:10 AM

    u really got cheated? whao.. interesting post. One of the best.

  23. # Pokon 27 Apr 2009 at 11:44 AM

    omg redang got this kind of agents run away 1 r? =.= scary wei

  24. # chiuion 27 Apr 2009 at 11:49 AM

    hahaha! those were funny. :3 that was sort of crappy and exciting at the same time. lol.

  25. # a@ronon 27 Apr 2009 at 1:09 PM

    LOL at ur crap!

  26. # Lisa717on 27 Apr 2009 at 3:28 PM

    hahahahha~~
    siao siao punya post!!
    scare me thought sth happened to u n ur fren eh!! u r really bad bad kenwooi once again!!

  27. # foongpcon 27 Apr 2009 at 3:38 PM

    haha! Funny post. But I hope you are kidding when you said you were all cheated by the travel agent. That’s not funny! : )

  28. # Cathy Con 27 Apr 2009 at 3:55 PM

    haha..this is funny…no boobs..then buy a bra and stuff thing in XD there you go – BOOBIES!!XD

  29. # WayeYoungon 27 Apr 2009 at 4:43 PM

    You noob! Flat chest! boooooooooo!

    the bank so damn small where got money la =.=

    oh wait…

    ambition is the inhibitor of success. sure :D

  30. # euniceon 27 Apr 2009 at 6:06 PM

    hey what’s going on? hehe

    Anyway, I love Redang! Went there a few years ago, really like the white powdery sand and clear blue sea teeming with beautiful corals and fishes!

  31. # Umar Zakir Abdul Hamidon 27 Apr 2009 at 10:41 PM

    haha
    nice one

  32. # Dragon Cityon 28 Apr 2009 at 1:45 AM

    haha.. funny, but the one at the bus station, is it really you?

  33. # rj.zyraon 28 Apr 2009 at 3:01 AM

    seriouusslyyyy??
    hahaha,
    so nice to go on a trip now, id really love to be on hols, but my schedule is sooo packed !

    thanks for dropping by my page, yes, jj from hitz.fm dropped by, thing is, he wrote that last year, and i only found out about it, 3 days ago??

    silly me :P

    I’ll be back soon, once I’m done with my assignments though :P
    take care and keep writing !

  34. # CH Voonon 28 Apr 2009 at 3:20 AM

    hahaha u so pity la…

  35. # Calvin Soo KJon 28 Apr 2009 at 4:50 AM

    so….where do you crap??….lolz. the star reported that lots of poo were found on one of the bus stops in redang. police are now cheking the poo’s dna and the culprit will be caught soon :P

  36. # maRCuson 28 Apr 2009 at 7:16 AM

    btw, i think u shud call Haikal again. XD

  37. # AnGeL On Earthon 28 Apr 2009 at 7:24 AM

    haha… I read jor ^^ so pity ken ken… glad u back savely xD

  38. # Jaypeeon 28 Apr 2009 at 7:36 AM

    its so funny…[^^,]
    sorry i did read it…hahaha

  39. # Antheaon 28 Apr 2009 at 7:47 AM

    pls send me email add so i can invite u to my blog.darkbeauty8686@gmail.com
    its for temporary only.. :)thanks

  40. # devilon 28 Apr 2009 at 8:42 AM

    wakaka…robbing the bank?need accomplice??wakaka

  41. # WeiChunon 28 Apr 2009 at 9:20 AM

    Woah!!!!!!!
    Wooi Wei Ken rockSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!

  42. # confessions of a medical studenton 28 Apr 2009 at 12:33 PM

    yeah pretty crappy… but entertaining… hehe…
    they put up notice, really got ppl call? hmm.. i think being human cannot be greedy.. greed can kill… RM10k for easy part time job?? like? you know, even prostitution & robbery is hard job,… haha… and no, i do not support robbery.. despites the people who does that, they never realise the impact to others… we should not steal, whether money, health or life…

  43. # Nicoleon 28 Apr 2009 at 5:58 PM

    wah… so kesian until ‘fan kai’?

  44. # =chuan guan=on 28 Apr 2009 at 8:54 PM

    u must be joking rite?

  45. # Aidil TipsGodaon 29 Apr 2009 at 3:01 AM

    how bout work for me?…hehe

  46. # Doszon 29 Apr 2009 at 5:27 AM

    i hate those says i got RM10K or whatsoever

    so if u rlly got that sum of money so y bother to tell others rite?

    diam2 saja ok apa. shit.

  47. # fufuon 29 Apr 2009 at 6:57 AM

    redang?? wow…havent been there…put up the pictures here!!

  48. # cik siti penguinon 29 Apr 2009 at 10:17 AM

    lols. this is cute ;D

  49. # BooNMiNGon 29 Apr 2009 at 10:39 AM

    whoa u berry lame oh… lol… take those photo on bus stop… later mat rempit kena u kao kao then tahu… lol

  50. # LimPekon 29 Apr 2009 at 10:41 AM

    wah…low educated can earn so much

  51. # stephanieon 29 Apr 2009 at 10:42 AM

    lol. so kesian ah sleep at the bus station. LOL LOL

  52. # Zaiyon 29 Apr 2009 at 10:45 AM

    bank robbery? it’s not for real rite? haha

  53. # nazzon 29 Apr 2009 at 12:13 PM

    the first one.. is it true?

  54. # Tiffanyon 29 Apr 2009 at 2:51 PM

    ahahaha nice one :)

  55. # sweetybiteson 29 Apr 2009 at 3:09 PM

    haha….funny lor you…i went to rottnest island and i thought of sleeping somewhere outside the cafe( cause there’s the only place we can find benches and tables)but at the end…..the security came to us and ask us ciao…hahahaha

  56. # Jayceon 30 Apr 2009 at 10:05 AM

    OK… OK… I did not read… :P

  57. # Prince Nepths a.k.a Damianon 30 Apr 2009 at 2:25 PM

    I was like focusing reading it… and at one moment i thought is real! zzzzz
    Btw just linked you!

  58. # TOLANICon 30 Apr 2009 at 4:37 PM

    You didn’t bring extra money for backup?

  59. # sireion 30 Apr 2009 at 6:04 PM

    oops, read already :P

  60. # denon 02 May 2009 at 1:41 AM

    I love the way you explain it.

  61. # -JoJo-on 04 May 2009 at 2:42 PM

    gosh why u sleep at bus station there?

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