Don't Read!!!

Posted by Ken Wooi on
I'm back from my recent Redang Island trip and this entry must be the saddest entry of all time.

But it was certainly fun! Yeah, sad and fun - how contradicting.

Anyway, guess what happened to my friends and I when we were on a holiday to Redang Island - it got screwed up. The agent cheated us and we've got no where to go.

So we tried to look for a temporary job to survive the unknown town.

Yeah right, don't read.

Translation:
DON'T READ!!!
I am 18 years old & my SPM result sucks.
My monthly income is above RM10,000
even though I'm doing brainless part-time jobs.
If wanna know, call me.

First, I gave this Haikal guy a phone call but he didn't answer it. Damn, I so wanna earn 10k without my degree!

Vacancy notice.

Translation:
* Vacancy
* Babysitter
* Malay lady
* Location: Dungun

Later on, we gave this pengasuh budak (babysitter in Malay language) job a try. I tried to fulfill the 3rd criteria and guess what.

I have no boobs, therefore no job - failed.

Bank robbery!

I tried to robbing a bank then. Thank god that lady at the ATM didn't realize.

But I wasn't an expert in pick locking - hence, that one failed too.

P/S: The act was caught on the CCTV located in front of the bank. This footage was released by the police department a day later. Hope they don't identify that culprit!

I gave up.

So, I ended up sleeping hopelessly on the bus station's bench for the whole time.

Pretty crappy huh?

Anyway, stay tuned for more crappy coverage from Redang Island. =)


Updated with related entries:
Shark Hunting At Redang Island
Laguna Redang Island Resort

Comments

  1. wendliuApril 27, 2009 at 12:04 AM

    glad u had a great time in redang!

    i had the best weekend EVER thhis week.. omg... i tell u.. so happy till can nangis..

    tell u more later

    take care! ;)

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  2. ChuApril 27, 2009 at 12:14 AM

    the pics show ken, but the rest of us were supporting him in spirit!

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  3. AnonymousApril 27, 2009 at 12:34 AM

    nice 1:). i was roflmao just now lol.

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  4. Philip Foon Weng LianApril 27, 2009 at 12:54 AM

    Poor thing lol..

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  5. Jeffery ChanApril 27, 2009 at 2:21 AM

    wootz ~~
    Grats wei ken ..
    finally u got to taste the feeling of sleeping at the street :)
    c'mon write more !!!!!

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  6. Jeffery ChanApril 27, 2009 at 2:22 AM

    btw, I'm now in ur top stalker list !!
    woohoooo ;D

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  7. F HzhApril 27, 2009 at 7:00 AM

    y so funny? hahah. anyway, its not that real rite?
    hahaha

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  8. TekkausApril 27, 2009 at 7:35 AM

    Haha :D Kenot tahan!

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  9. AnonymousApril 27, 2009 at 9:55 AM

    What? You don't have boobs?
    Just pack some weight and you'll be ready for the job! :)

    And don't forget to add "learning how to pick a lock" on your to-do list!

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  10. [SK]April 27, 2009 at 10:40 AM

    getting a temp job to survive in that unknown town?? hmmm, you must be pulling our legs.. :p

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  11. JLApril 27, 2009 at 10:49 AM

    Hmmm, your post this time really LOL!!! On one hand sound like very true, then again also very kelakar lorh! xDD

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  12. MichaelApril 27, 2009 at 11:46 AM

    LOL this is very funny one! MORE more pls bro

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  13. ShuuuApril 27, 2009 at 11:48 AM

    HAHAHA can't wait to see what else

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  14. MerrynApril 27, 2009 at 12:37 PM

    i was suppose to come in here n NOT read. but ended up reading oso lah! reverse phsycology u have there eh? :D

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  15. kianApril 27, 2009 at 12:41 PM

    hi sobat, thank's for visit my blog and thank's for your comment, so nice to meet u...

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  16. LifeRamblingsApril 27, 2009 at 2:32 PM

    how's it like sleeping on the bench?

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  17. adelinelee91April 27, 2009 at 3:44 PM

    Thanks 4 dropping by.. hilarious blog u have ;) makes me laugh... =D

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  18. Qin LeApril 27, 2009 at 4:08 PM

    man, u're sure good at acting...i think u shud bcome a director/story writer instead...quit ur degree XD (joking) :P

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  19. AnonymousApril 27, 2009 at 4:38 PM

    Don't read! I've to read.....haha very funny! When is your next episode?

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  20. Hayley/Shu FenApril 27, 2009 at 5:28 PM

    lol!

    truly a very crappy experience.

    glad u can still make humor out of it like that ^^ i would be writing LONG RANTING COMPLAINING SCREAMING posts by now lol! :D

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  21. HappySurferApril 27, 2009 at 5:52 PM

    OMGoodness! Can't wait to hear more of the bad news. Oops!

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  22. The ScientistApril 27, 2009 at 6:10 PM

    u really got cheated? whao.. interesting post. One of the best.

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  23. PokApril 27, 2009 at 6:44 PM

    omg redang got this kind of agents run away 1 r? =.= scary wei

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  24. chiuiApril 27, 2009 at 6:49 PM

    hahaha! those were funny. :3 that was sort of crappy and exciting at the same time. lol.

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  25. a@ronApril 27, 2009 at 8:09 PM

    LOL at ur crap!

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  26. Lisa717April 27, 2009 at 10:28 PM

    hahahahha~~
    siao siao punya post!!
    scare me thought sth happened to u n ur fren eh!! u r really bad bad kenwooi once again!!

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  27. foongpcApril 27, 2009 at 10:38 PM

    haha! Funny post. But I hope you are kidding when you said you were all cheated by the travel agent. That's not funny! : )

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  28. Cathy CApril 27, 2009 at 10:55 PM

    haha..this is funny...no boobs..then buy a bra and stuff thing in XD there you go - BOOBIES!!XD

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  29. WayeYoungApril 27, 2009 at 11:43 PM

    You noob! Flat chest! boooooooooo!

    the bank so damn small where got money la =.=

    oh wait...

    ambition is the inhibitor of success. sure :D

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  30. euniceApril 28, 2009 at 1:06 AM

    hey what's going on? hehe

    Anyway, I love Redang! Went there a few years ago, really like the white powdery sand and clear blue sea teeming with beautiful corals and fishes!

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  31. oooooooooApril 28, 2009 at 5:41 AM

    haha
    nice one

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  32. Dragon CityApril 28, 2009 at 8:45 AM

    haha.. funny, but the one at the bus station, is it really you?

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  33. rj.zyraApril 28, 2009 at 10:01 AM

    seriouusslyyyy??
    hahaha,
    so nice to go on a trip now, id really love to be on hols, but my schedule is sooo packed !

    thanks for dropping by my page, yes, jj from hitz.fm dropped by, thing is, he wrote that last year, and i only found out about it, 3 days ago??

    silly me :P

    I'll be back soon, once I'm done with my assignments though :P
    take care and keep writing !

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  34. CH VoonApril 28, 2009 at 10:20 AM

    hahaha u so pity la...

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  35. Calvin Soo KJApril 28, 2009 at 11:50 AM

    so....where do you crap??....lolz. the star reported that lots of poo were found on one of the bus stops in redang. police are now cheking the poo's dna and the culprit will be caught soon :P

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  36. maRCusApril 28, 2009 at 2:16 PM

    btw, i think u shud call Haikal again. XD

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  37. Angel LeeApril 28, 2009 at 2:24 PM

    haha... I read jor ^^ so pity ken ken... glad u back savely xD

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  38. princejunoApril 28, 2009 at 2:36 PM

    its so funny...[^^,]
    sorry i did read it...hahaha

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  39. AntheaApril 28, 2009 at 2:47 PM

    pls send me email add so i can invite u to my blog.darkbeauty8686@gmail.com
    its for temporary only.. :)thanks

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  40. devilApril 28, 2009 at 3:42 PM

    wakaka...robbing the bank?need accomplice??wakaka

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  41. WeiChunApril 28, 2009 at 4:20 PM

    Woah!!!!!!!
    Wooi Wei Ken rockSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!

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  42. confessions of a medical studentApril 28, 2009 at 7:33 PM

    yeah pretty crappy... but entertaining... hehe...
    they put up notice, really got ppl call? hmm.. i think being human cannot be greedy.. greed can kill... RM10k for easy part time job?? like? you know, even prostitution & robbery is hard job,... haha... and no, i do not support robbery.. despites the people who does that, they never realise the impact to others... we should not steal, whether money, health or life...

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  43. NicoleApril 29, 2009 at 12:58 AM

    wah... so kesian until 'fan kai'?

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  44. =chuan guan=April 29, 2009 at 3:54 AM

    u must be joking rite?

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  45. Aidil TipsGodaApril 29, 2009 at 10:01 AM

    how bout work for me?...hehe

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  46. DoszApril 29, 2009 at 12:27 PM

    i hate those says i got RM10K or whatsoever

    so if u rlly got that sum of money so y bother to tell others rite?

    diam2 saja ok apa. shit.

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  47. fufuApril 29, 2009 at 1:57 PM

    redang?? wow...havent been there...put up the pictures here!!

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  48. cik penguinApril 29, 2009 at 5:17 PM

    lols. this is cute ;D

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  49. BooNMiNGApril 29, 2009 at 5:39 PM

    whoa u berry lame oh... lol... take those photo on bus stop... later mat rempit kena u kao kao then tahu... lol

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  50. LimPekApril 29, 2009 at 5:41 PM

    wah...low educated can earn so much

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  51. stephanieApril 29, 2009 at 5:42 PM

    lol. so kesian ah sleep at the bus station. LOL LOL

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  52. zaiyApril 29, 2009 at 5:45 PM

    bank robbery? it's not for real rite? haha

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  53. nazzApril 29, 2009 at 7:13 PM

    the first one.. is it true?

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  54. UnknownApril 29, 2009 at 9:51 PM

    ahahaha nice one :)

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  55. ♥ Winnie Lee ♥April 29, 2009 at 10:09 PM

    haha....funny lor you...i went to rottnest island and i thought of sleeping somewhere outside the cafe( cause there's the only place we can find benches and tables)but at the end.....the security came to us and ask us ciao...hahahaha

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  56. JayceApril 30, 2009 at 5:05 PM

    OK... OK... I did not read... :P

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  57. AnonymousApril 30, 2009 at 9:25 PM

    I was like focusing reading it... and at one moment i thought is real! zzzzz
    Btw just linked you!

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  58. TOLANICApril 30, 2009 at 11:37 PM

    You didn't bring extra money for backup?

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  59. xu.xu.moiMay 1, 2009 at 1:04 AM

    oops, read already :P

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  60. denMay 2, 2009 at 8:41 AM

    I love the way you explain it.

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  61. -JoJo-May 4, 2009 at 9:42 PM

    gosh why u sleep at bus station there?

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