Lame Pathetic Quizzes on Facebook

First of all, this entry is just my personal opinion. No offense towards Facebook quiz lovers.

When Facebook started a few years back, quizzes were acceptable and logical. However, since Facebook allowed users to create their own quizzes, the latest quizzes has become more 'interesting'.

For example.


How virgin are you?
Let me stress the silliness of this particular quiz. Is there such a way to calculate the percentage of one's virginity? Let's say - if a guy didn't dive all the way into the pool, but he splashed around in the shallow end - does it mean you have 50% virginity? Nonsense.

Here's another lame one.


How does your fart smell!!!
Who in the world made this quiz? Perhaps some fart scientist trying to figure out the types of fart fragrances. A logical question - is it possible for a fart to smell differently other than like shit? Perfume maybe?

You know what I'll do when I wanna fart? I'll stand up proudly and make a totally awesome orchestra music! Then everyone will know how melodious my fart is! Definitely no need to take that quiz.


How sohai are you?
P/S: Sohai means "stupid vagina" (direct translation) in Chinese, which is commonly used as a curse word. Possibly related to words like fuck, asshole, dickhead etc.

Here's another sohai quiz. Which sohai created it? I bet the creator is a real sohai. Why would any sohai take this quiz to know how sohai he/she is?

Here's an ideal scenario for you to know whether you're a sohai or not.


Ask a friend.

Get direct answer.
Conclusion: You're a sohai!

So those 3 quizzes mentioned above are some examples where the quiz creators are totally out of their mind.

Next up, some interesting responses from the quiz takers upon receiving the result of a particular quiz.


How annoying are you?
Take a look at the quiz taker's response. Yeah, I know that he/she may be joking but still - can some quiz determine how annoying you are? I don't think so.

Also, a classic example of a typical quiz and the response on Facebook.


Pregnancy test.
Since when pregnancy test can be conducted on Facebook? You answer some questions and all of a sudden, the quiz tells you that you're gonna be a mummy!

Perhaps while doing the quiz, Facebook ejaculates some of its book sperms worms into the quiz - resulting in a "pregnant" outcome. Technology huh?

Anyway, as mentioned earlier, this entry is not for the fun of lashing out rants against Facebook quizzes. No one is against creating and taking quizzes on Facebook but I believe that it has become a nuisance these days - it's an honest fact!

Yes yes, I know some do it for fun. Too free, nothing to do, waiting to sleep bla bla bla. But seriously, you don't have to publish every single quiz result on the Wall. Just do it, get the result and keep it to yourself. Honestly, no one wanna know whether you're an asshole or not, which bra size are you, or when you gonna die.

But obviously these sincere reminders will be ignored. So I might as well just do my own part - hide all quizzes that appear on my Wall. =)

Oh yeah, here's another interesting quiz.


Are you awesome?
Well, I don't think there's a need for me to take this quiz - it's simply because I'm already awesome! I think! ;)