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Apr 18 2009

“Go Green” Virus Infection

The first thing that goes into my mind when someone mentions the word “GREEN” is no other than our lovable Walt Disney character.

P/S: If the donkey and cat are green too, you’re probably infected by the “Go Green” virus. Please obtain medical attention immediately! If the report states that you’re fine, probably the image was photoshopped.

Okay nowadays, various groups are trying to save the Earth from… what’s the word… destruction? Even the 1 hour stint of Earth Hour is associated with saving the Earth’s ass. Is it a sign that the human race will be wiped out soon? I hope not – I wanna have grandkids and watch them have their grandkids too.

Recently, countless “Go Green” virus has been circulated campaigns have been launched. I’m sure all of us are pretty aware of that greenifying phenomenon.

The word “GREEN” has been such a huge hit and it seems to be everywhere! Go green, live green, cum green, poop green and other green stuffs. Maybe it’s the vegetarians’ idea to greenify the world. You know, more plants = more food for them = the higher their survival rate. *just joking*

Anyway, with so many campaigns around – one of the common agenda is planting trees while wearing green shirt.

And whenever they plant one tree, they’ll pose for a picture. Example above. As weird as it may sound – planting a simple tree sounds so “awesome” these days. You might get response like: “Today I had an awesome day! I planted trees!”

Great. How can anyone relate an “awesome day” with “planting trees”? That’s so not awesome. The only day I’ll declare as “awesome” is the day… hmm… the day I feel awesome; definitely NOT by penetrating a stick into the ground.

Okay, Go Green campaigns aren’t only about plants – it’s also related to recycling, minimizing electricity usage and so on. But I don’t know how to make fun of them so I’m not gonna include them in this entry.

Anyway, here are some ideas for green-bies (humans infected by the virus) to greenify to world.

Get every vehicle to spray green.

Cars with metallic green are cool.

And for the Malaysian community, why not painting the Kuala Lumpur Tower and Petronas Twin Tower green.

Green erections in Kuala Lumpur! This is what I call awesome!

And here’s my contribution – a body makeover for my Geetha baby.

She looks even sexier with her green skin.

Okay, seeing too much green makes my eyesight better. I’m gonna try stroking Geetha without my glasses now.


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59 Comments for ““Go Green” Virus Infection”

  1. # WayeYoungon 18 Apr 2009 at 6:27 PM

    P/S: If the donkey and cat are green too, you're probably infected by the "Go Green" virus. Please obtain medical attention immediately! If the report states that you're fine, probably the image was PHOTOSHOPPED <<< DUH lol!

    Wah your guitar grow moss XD go green!

  2. # wendliuon 18 Apr 2009 at 6:32 PM

    the green cars, they don’t look good!!!

    but green is nice wut!! my favourite colour! ;D

  3. # Philip Foon Weng Lianon 18 Apr 2009 at 9:11 PM

    yes! go green! lol..become elf..haha

  4. # Jialinon 18 Apr 2009 at 11:24 PM

    Well, I am a tree hugger actually. So what I did was go for life liberation, recycle,etc. It was good.

    Anyway, back to the point.

    I was having a lil sore eyes to see the pictures because they were so GREEN. Sharp Green some more. LOL

    I think those people who wearing those really sharp green tee because they are the attention seeker, that’s why.

    P.S: Is your guitar really that colour? If yes, your guitar is very unique. Heh!

    Have a nice day.

  5. # Jefferychanon 18 Apr 2009 at 11:55 PM

    I like the Green Vios ..
    where can I buy it ?? :P

  6. # waikeongon 19 Apr 2009 at 12:44 AM

    MMB’s going to support green too. Simply by making our uniform full green!! LOL.

  7. # Hemsem Ahmikeon 19 Apr 2009 at 2:24 AM

    Hahaha but I am not infected lol… I like blue better.. why dont we have Blue earth instead of green? Blue tree and everything

  8. # shadowmoonon 19 Apr 2009 at 2:48 AM

    This is really annoying.
    It’s all just marketing.
    “Buy this and help save the Earth!”, “x% of the funds raised by the sales of our products will be toward to replanting rain forests in Amazon”, “Click here and help us fight polution”.
    In the end they just want to give the “good and concerned company” and profit with it.
    It’s so banal nowadays that I don’t even know if I should care and trust these. And it’s not like planting trees will solve our problem. Trees can consume Dioxide Carbon but they also produce it. The consume rate is just higher when the tree is still young, after it reaches adulthood the consume rate is the same as the production rate so it will help fighting nothing.
    Also, they say recycling, using renewable energy source, reduction of trash but for some reason I can’t believe that they even care about these. For me it feels like “do what I say but not what I do”.

  9. # [~*Erlina~*]on 19 Apr 2009 at 3:53 AM

    i thought of the hulk at the 1st place…XD

  10. # JLon 19 Apr 2009 at 4:30 AM

    I actually felt sick looking at so much green. LOL!!

  11. # WeiChunon 19 Apr 2009 at 5:04 AM

    Shit!!!!
    Infected!!!
    All GREEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Even ur blog background!!!!!!!!!
    sei lo meeeeeeee…
    =’(
    xD

  12. # sireion 19 Apr 2009 at 5:06 AM

    i don’t like green cars…
    but your guitar is… sexyyy

    lol, puss in the boots is green-colored. not cute at all!

  13. # Aidil TipsGodaon 19 Apr 2009 at 5:27 AM

    support green!!!
    should i color my cat green?hmmm…

  14. # pikeyon 19 Apr 2009 at 5:35 AM

    hmmm…. green cars and green guitars? urgh…..

  15. # Frode Hon 19 Apr 2009 at 7:07 AM

    Great writing style. My web server is green, actually powered by wind. Maybe I should write about green leadership at my blog :)

  16. # Puiyeeon 19 Apr 2009 at 7:13 AM

    I love green too..;p

  17. # 成亿on 19 Apr 2009 at 7:38 AM

    actually, shrek and his friends are from Dreamwork, not Disney…XD

  18. # vivaliveon 19 Apr 2009 at 8:00 AM

    i think msian chinese cant accept their vehicle in metalic green ler.=p

  19. # sJaneon 19 Apr 2009 at 8:06 AM

    the klcc and twin tower looks like it’s covered with green fungus.. including donkey and the cat in boots.. lol

  20. # vincent2903on 19 Apr 2009 at 9:16 AM

    haha… green fungus…

  21. # Seng Hooon 19 Apr 2009 at 10:49 AM

    you destroyed our dear donkey & puss! bad boy. haha.
    eii, planting a tree can actually be declared "awesome".
    don't knock it 'til you try it, bro'

  22. # marogalon 19 Apr 2009 at 11:44 AM

    go Green..!!!

  23. # kentzaion 19 Apr 2009 at 11:46 AM

    hahahahaha heyy!!! wah lao..go green siaa!

  24. # hitomion 19 Apr 2009 at 11:47 AM

    go dye hair to green LOL

  25. # nescaon 19 Apr 2009 at 12:21 PM

    ahaha vomit blood la if all turn green

  26. # vialentinoon 19 Apr 2009 at 12:44 PM

    i support green project…

  27. # ningon 19 Apr 2009 at 12:53 PM

    dont paint ur ms geeeetha into greeny la >.< no nice eh :P

  28. # ms.limeon 19 Apr 2009 at 1:58 PM

    “green” blog… I see green people… Hahaha :)

  29. # renayeon 19 Apr 2009 at 2:13 PM

    yea i’m aware of the green campaign. but i really hope people understand he objective of these campaigns!

    RYC: yea i don’t mind guys go bawling over lenglui singers because that’s normal reaction right? but then i don’t like guys telling me how i should dress and carry myself unless the guy is an image consultant.

  30. # Dragon Cityon 19 Apr 2009 at 2:15 PM

    Maybe can consider paint your blog green??

  31. # zarnion 19 Apr 2009 at 2:22 PM

    thanks for stoppin by… btw, i would prefer yellow… feel more sexy..

  32. # lisa717on 19 Apr 2009 at 2:53 PM

    hmmm..i m not really into green lo~~ though green applicable in some areas.however I love golden brown nowadays…hehehe..feel like goin to join the ROyal family~~

  33. # BlurryLeoon 19 Apr 2009 at 3:15 PM

    the green Vioses looked so weird … for me .. going green .. i just cooked a green capsicum dish .. that one considered or not ? still green also mah ;)

  34. # Nicoleon 19 Apr 2009 at 3:20 PM

    green vios doesnt look good.

    yeah.. go green.. soon they’ll ask us to paint our face green during “Green Day” or smth like tht.. hhaah

  35. # farhazoeLaon 19 Apr 2009 at 3:34 PM

    hai kenwooi. u know what, that fab green guitar, i love it so much. haha. nice editing. anyway, im into photo editing oso. :)

  36. # Charison 19 Apr 2009 at 3:40 PM

    i think that going green is so overrated nowadays.. everyone says that they’re “going green”, but i don’t really see a big difference.

    and btw, i recently started reading your blog and i’m from inti too!! lol. see ya around i guess.

  37. # shaoweion 19 Apr 2009 at 4:10 PM

    Haha! KLCC also green ah!

  38. # Terrion 19 Apr 2009 at 4:58 PM

    ur blog shud go green as well! XD

  39. # BooNMiNGon 19 Apr 2009 at 5:03 PM

    haha .. everything green huh?? i actually dun like glowing green like tat… lol

  40. # EVoon 19 Apr 2009 at 5:06 PM

    the only green i can think of is heineken and carlsberg! lololol

  41. # Cafferyon 19 Apr 2009 at 5:26 PM

    I think I am infected by “Go Purple” virus, lol…

  42. # Peteon 19 Apr 2009 at 6:45 PM

    Luckily, no one wearing green cap/hat…..ha ha ha!

  43. # Mei Tengon 20 Apr 2009 at 1:36 AM

    Wow..a whole lot of green here! :) Thanks for visiting and leaving your comments.

  44. # Sophia Leeon 20 Apr 2009 at 4:05 AM

    i know where are those cars and whos! haha! ;) i shall remain silent

  45. # Josephineon 20 Apr 2009 at 4:07 AM

    so green…
    Good for eyes…
    lol

  46. # seejayelon 20 Apr 2009 at 4:46 AM

    Waye Young, pls check this out, lol:

    “I hope not – I wanna have grandkids and watch them have their grandkids too.” <— Well, just hire actors and actresses then, heh! :P

  47. # Keng Hueion 20 Apr 2009 at 4:51 AM

    Dude.. lol. What’s with ur planting a stick into the ‘ground’ Lolz.. hamsap :P Anyway, is the green shirt ppl real?? Doesnt look like u edited it..

  48. # Tiffanyon 20 Apr 2009 at 7:10 AM

    too much green !! >_>

  49. # Happysurferon 20 Apr 2009 at 9:46 AM

    This post is best read with shades. LOL! A great reminder about going green though.

  50. # Jayceon 20 Apr 2009 at 10:47 AM

    Arr… Too green already… HELP!!! ^_^”

  51. # Feliciaon 20 Apr 2009 at 12:37 PM

    LOL !! So greeen !!!~~ LOL!!! so funnyy~~ hehee

  52. # Life Ramblingson 20 Apr 2009 at 2:55 PM

    wow,what a whole bunch of greens here.

  53. # =chuan guan=on 20 Apr 2009 at 3:14 PM

    so gay green..hahaha

  54. # foongpcon 20 Apr 2009 at 7:06 PM

    I think too much of something is not good, and that goes for the colour green! Too much green makes me sick!! : )

  55. # Ron Jerem Leeon 21 Apr 2009 at 2:51 AM

    thats pretty good. maybe they should consider green toilet paper. (i still remember young days toilet paper was Red color)

  56. # Calvin Soo KJon 21 Apr 2009 at 6:08 AM

    well, the world shouldve gone green ages ago. now, i think it a lil bit too late. nevertheless, better late than never. cheers bro :)

  57. # [SK]on 21 Apr 2009 at 7:14 AM

    hahaha!! it just get too weird if everything is in green, just be natural and let things follow their own color lor.. :p

  58. # sueon 25 Apr 2009 at 7:01 AM

    hahaha awesome idea!! green klcc towers!

  59. # AaronWoolalaon 26 Apr 2009 at 6:03 AM

    The only Going Green that is really happening nowadays, is green circuit boards going into everything. lol :D

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